WHO ARE THE FUNNIEST IA MEMBERS....

[BobbyFresco]

Who, in your opinion, brings the LULZ to IA on a consistent basis?

No number limitation to the amount of people you can name.

For me, in no particular order:

Echonova
Lurker
QD
MongolPup
GKTib
JITB

[HalfBaked]

There aren't really too many members on here that make me laugh.

Its hard to find humor when almost every thread is just attention whores blabbing about how many cocks they can suck.

Or just constant threads about callouts that nothing ever happens from.

[MongolPup]

Echonova
QD


Elite company to be in.

[Scotsman]

Who, in your opinion, brings the LULZ to IA on a consistent basis?

No number limitation to the amount of people you can name.

For me, in no particular order:

Echonova
Lurker
QD
MongolPup
GKTib
JITBall of the above and throw in Maniac

[stillaneon]

all of the above and throw in Maniac


I thought he did


Echonova
Lurker
QD
MongolPup
GKTib
JITB

[stillaneon]

Halfbaked,
Bad @pple
Echo
and a few others. Just have to think

[collins]

I thought he did

negative

[BobbyFresco]

Halfbaked,
Bad @pple



Add these 2 to my list as well.

[stillaneon]

negative


Oh well.


Just sounds like one of Alex's AEs

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Maniac is on here still. That's just not him. Later, QD.

[bdydrpdmazda]

Jason...
xxbkiexx or whatever his name is

both of those cats have me lol'ing all the time

and the list in post 1 is pretty good too

[Echonova]

xxbkiexx or whatever his name is
Agreed, I missed Kayfuck in a homo sorta way.

GKtib
Mongolpup
Greed (aka Maniac)
B@d Apple (When you can get him to post. It's like Christmas morning, worth the wait)
QD
Stillaneon (he hates to love me)
and last but not least, me.

I LOL at my own shit when i re-read it. I'm that funny. Once you get past the dry-humor side of it.

[bdydrpdmazda]

Agreed, I missed Kayfuck in a homo sorta way.

GKtib
Mongolpup
Greed (aka Maniac)
B@d Apple (When you can get him to post. It's like Christmas morning, worth the wait)
QD
Stillaneon (he hates to love me)
and last but not least, me.

I LOL at my own shit when i re-read it. I'm that funny. Once you get past the dry-humor side of it.
I can definately see that, Ive been known to crack a smile at some of the shit i type as well

[quickdodge®]

I LOL at my own shit when i re-read it. I'm that funny. Once you get past the dry-humor side of it.

Hahahaha. Glad I'm not the only one, man. I've looked back at some of my more crazier insult rampages and laughed my ass off at how I could come up with some of that shit. I look at some of it and see if it has been long enough for me to reuse, lolol. Later, QD.

[HalfBaked]

That is how I feel about things I post.

And I get mad if I post something I think is funny and no one notices it.

[Echonova]

Hahahaha. Glad I'm not the only one, man. I've looked back at some of my more crazier insult rampages and laughed my ass off at how I could come up with some of that shit. I look at some of it and see if it has been long enough for me to reuse, lolol. Later, QD.We don't re-use homie. We recycle.

It's better for the environment.

[Echonova]

And I get mad if I post something I think is funny and no one notices it.This is why I rely on pictures so much, not everyone can understand the genius of my wit. So if I can find a pic that gets the point across, the world is better for it.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/disrespecting-the-buddha.jpg

[roxie911]

Echonova.........................and that's it.

Every post he makes me laugh.

[quickdodge®]

And I get mad if I post something I think is funny and no one notices it.

It's like, goddamnit I made a fucking funny and no one laughed at it. Motherfucking humorless bitches. Later, QD.

[bdydrpdmazda]

I hate to say it but ilovemyhonda has her funny moments

[Echonova]

Echonova.........................and that's it.

Every post he makes me laugh.We will make babies one day.

[roxie911]

sentence structure> me

[BKgen®]

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.

Echo
mongolpup
QD
maniac
xxbckiexx
bobbyfresco
friggintitsman
halfbaked

[Echonova]

friggintitsman
Got Dammit, I knew I forgot someone.

[bdydrpdmazda]

how could i forget friggentitsman, hes in the top three

[LizBiz]

One word...

Sammich

and JM

/thread

[quickdodge®]

One word...

Sammich

and JM

/thread

I was wondering who the hail would think they were. That's fucked up. Later, QD.

[LizBiz]

I was wondering who the hail would think they were. That's fucked up. Later, QD. You know...most times I don't know if I should laugh at the stuff you say or shake my head.

[quickdodge®]

You know...most times I don't know if I should laugh at the stuff you say or shake my head.

You don't have to do either. But it takes low level of humor to think PBS is funny at all, let alone the funniest on the site. Later, QD.

[Echonova]

One word...

Sammich

and JM

/threadSammich/JM impression "AW SHIZ, VTEKS BE MAD KIKIN N HUR WIF DEE PEDOBEAR BEE HIND DA WHEEL, EPIC THRID GEAR BOOST PWNS LOLIS, NAH MEAN?"

[bdydrpdmazda]

Sammich/JM impression "AW SHIZ, VTEKS BE MAD KIKIN N HUR WIF DEE PEDOBEAR BEE HIND DA WHEEL, EPIC THRID GEAR BOOST PWNS LOLIS, NAH MEAN?"
:lmfao:

[cactusEG]

Thinkfast
Coorscopa (sp)
friggentitsman

[HalfBaked]

Thinkfast
Coorscopa (sp)
friggentitsman
I'm guessing you also think Carlos Mencia is funny and original.

[BKgen®]

lolol, yeah... I forgot about ricky.

[cactusEG]

I'm guessing you also think Carlos Mencia is funny and original.
No, not at all. Dude is lame and annoying...

[YoungDro]

Carlos Mencia is funny as hell when he makes fun of Arabs and Mexicans, haha. He's not on anymore though.

[cactusEG]

Carlos Mencia is funny as hell when he makes fun of Arabs and Mexicans, haha. He's not on anymore though.
Thanks god ~!

[mocha latte cupcake]

:cry: i think i have my funny times :cry:

[MongolPup]

:cry: i think i have my funny times :cry:

GET BACK TO WORK, OVER.

[ItsBlack]

Got Purp (I cant believe nobody else says so)
Echonova
QD
Jason...

and I may get hated on.....







Sammich.

[81911SC]

The better question would be who are the dumbest IA members.
Now that would be a list.

[bdydrpdmazda]

The better question would be who are the dumbest IA members.
Now that would be a list.
you should make that thread

[81911SC]

you should make that threadI may after I get back from a wedding.

[FAM0U5]

The better question would be who are the dumbest IA members.
Now that would be a list.

and you would be my 1st draft pick... then buttons:ninja:












































:lmfao:

[BobbyFresco]

Got Dammit, I knew I forgot someone.


Damn. I did too.
FTM is a funny motherfucker.

[Lurker]

I accept my nomination and thank all of my people.

Laughter is a wonderful thing.....








































Unless your shart yourself in front of people.

[roxie911]

Who's Lurker?

[Lurker]

Who's Lurker?



Why don't you come look under your bed and introduce yourself.

[SiR EG2]

kayfunk

[roxie911]

Why don't you come look under your bed and introduce yourself.


Well, see now...I think out first problem is that.....I'm at work. No bed here :)

Secondly...my mattress is on the floor because I just moved in to my apartment. I can't exactly "look under it".

[Lurker]

Shit, I'm in the wrong apartment then!

[roxie911]

Shit, I'm in the wrong apartment then!

Dumbass :rolleyes:

[Lurker]

You're fired Roxie, take the rest of the year off.

[roxie911]

You're fired Roxie, take the rest of the year off.

Uhm...fired from what?? MY JOB!??!


.....that'd be nice.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Echo, QD, Maniac top three

[Lurker]

The better question would be who are the dumbest IA members.
Now that would be a list.



Uhm...fired from what?? MY JOB!??!


.....that'd be nice.


Winner winner chicken dinner!

[JITB]

i laugh at everyone.. except halfbaked.. b/c hes a fag, and there is nothing funny about that.

[roxie911]

Winner winner chicken dinner!

I'm in california....I don't wanna be here anymore, so, anything to get me back to Georgia would be AWESOME!

[Lurker]

I'm in california....I don't wanna be here anymore, so, anything to get me back to Georgia would be AWESOME!

Anything? Are you willing to take one for the team for a plane ticket?

[roxie911]

Anything? Are you willing to take one for the team for a plane ticket?


I just started working here. I don't have enough money for a plane ticket.

[Lurker]

I just started working here. I don't have enough money for a plane ticket.


Send naked pics. I have frequint flyer miles and we can work something out. :idb:

[stillaneon]

You don't have to do either. But it takes no sense of humor to think PBS is funny at all, let alone the funniest on the site. Later, QD.


Fixed

[HalfBaked]

Send naked pics. I have frequint flyer miles and we can work something out.


No.

You would not want.

[Lurker]

Do not want?

I can no haz pic?

[HalfBaked]

Do not want?

I can no haz pic?
Just judging from her myspace.

Unless you want ugly pussy save your frequent flier miles.

[BKgen®]

Thanks for ruining a decent thread, Roxie.

*hits reset button*

[HalfBaked]

Thanks for ruining a decent thread, Roxie.

*hits reset button*
This wasn't even really a decent thread.

It was a thread that could have been titled "who's nuts do you want to swing on".

However Roxie of course came in here and mentions she is in California for the 1000th time. So it just gets filled with more worthless shit.

[JITB]

the homosexuality erupts from mt.fag!!

[HalfBaked]

the homosexuality erupts from mt.fag!!
And I want to erupt and spray my hot lava all over your face.

[roxie911]

Just judging from her myspace.

Unless you want ugly pussy save your frequent flier miles.


Are you even my friend on myspace?? Because...I'm pretty sure it's private.

But whatever :)

[jhadleyh]

ROXIE

[Black Mamba]

kayfunk FTW

[HalfBaked]

Are you even my friend on myspace?? Because...I'm pretty sure it's private.

But whatever :)
Maybe I am...

Maybe I'm a ninja like that.

[Ms Dollar]

No particular order...

Jmeezy (I heart you :D )
Mike aka Qdizzle
Justin aka not so good apple
Pablo the Pothole
Walker (surprised no one said him, he cracks me up all the time!)
Byron/Chris/Kayfunk/xxbcie........xxxx....blah blah blah
Ham Sammich
Echo (Can I haz sessi rep pictoors? :D)
Aids boy aka halfbaked

hmmmm...can't think of anyone else off the top of my head....I'll add more later.

:ninja:

[HalfBaked]

Your signature just reminded of how funny Val would be when she would post.

She would always crack me up on here and in person.




:(

[Ms Dollar]

Your signature just reminded of how funny Val would be when she would post.

She would always crack me up on here and in person.




:(

I miss her too babes :cry:

[HalfBaked]

I miss her too babes :cry:
She still pops up on my friends list on facebook every now and then.

The clown picture, it still makes me laugh.

[Ms Dollar]

She still pops up on my friends list on facebook every now and then.

The clown picture, it still makes me laugh.

That thing scares me sooo bad!! I HATE clowns...lol.

[jhadleyh]

MS Dollar

[Ms Dollar]

MS Dollar

:ninja:

[jhadleyh]

:
:ninja:
:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:: ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::idb:

[Ms Dollar]

:
:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:: ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::idb:

:rly:

[jhadleyh]

ya rly

[bigdare23]

IRL I say JDMJAYDC2. He's my boy and a clown. He's always coming up with something crazy to say.

[HypnoToad]

Agreed, I missed Kayfuck in a homo sorta way.

GKtib
Mongolpup
Greed (aka Maniac)
B@d Apple (When you can get him to post. It's like Christmas morning, worth the wait)
QD
Stillaneon (he hates to love me)
and last but not least, me.

I LOL at my own shit when i re-read it. I'm that funny. Once you get past the dry-humor side of it.

i see how it is..

[jhadleyh]

Hypnotoad....that is all

[HalfBaked]

i see how it is..
I still picture you as a skinny black emo...

And that makes me laugh.

[HypnoToad]

I still picture you as a skinny black emo...

And that makes me laugh.


idk how u got that image.......lol

[HalfBaked]

I think because your location says southside.

[bonezMTA]

ya rly

learn how to fucking spell LMAO u jus contradicted yoself

[HalfBaked]

learn how to fucking spell LMAO u jus contradicted yoself
Did the ghetto just get the internet?

The o rly, and ya rly have been around for years.

http://netninja.com/images/lj/ya_rly.jpg

[HypnoToad]

thats cause im gangsta.....

i say funniest people off the top of my head are:

gktib
QD
halfbaked
echonova
maniac
bad apple

[BKgen®]

ya rly

learn how to fucking spell LMAO u jus contradicted yoself

lolol.

I see someone missed the 4chan train...

[jhadleyh]

learn how to fucking spell LMAO u jus contradicted yoself

gtfo of this thread faggot 100 post count up only in here!

[Ms Dollar]

learn how to fucking spell LMAO u jus contradicted yoself

I think you meant... "You just contradicted yourself."

Maybe you shouldn't be talking about the way someone else spells... :2cents:

[jhadleyh]

Ms Dollar = booooyahh

[HalfBaked]

I think you meant... "You just contradicted yourself."

Maybe you shouldn't be talking about the way someone else spells... :2cents:
He is going to talk shit to you for making fun of his spelling.

He doesn't spell correctly because he has to type 4 page essays every monday and its too much of a hassle to type out full words any other time.

[jhadleyh]

He is going to talk shit to you for making fun of his spelling.

He doesn't spell correctly because he has to type 4 page essays every monday and its too much of a hassle to type out full words any other time.


Wow 4 page essay's holy shit i couldn't even fathom how hard that would be!

[Revmaynard]

QD
BabyJ
Echo
(Uproot) Now GKTIB by default.
JITB


Should we make a seperate list for people who are funny unintentionally?

[Ms Dollar]

He is going to talk shit to you for making fun of his spelling.

He doesn't spell correctly because he has to type 4 page essays every monday and its too much of a hassle to type out full words any other time.

Well if he does then I'll just tell him to untie the knot in his panties :D

Seriously though, how hard is it to type correctly? I don't care if you have to write four page essays every week. If that's the case, you should be better at spelling and grammar than anyone else.

[jhadleyh]

^^^truth

[hondachik]

That is how I feel about things I post.

And I get mad if I post something I think is funny and no one notices it.

Jason
JITB
xxbckiexx
Echo
QD
GKtib
HalfBaked ^^ made me lulz
Bobby Fresco
Friggintitsman
Lurker just made me lulz with his convo with Roxie
Maniac
Uproot

So waits...xxbckiexx = lurker = kayfunk ???

[Ms Dollar]

QD
Should we make a seperate list for people who are funny unintentionally?

:yes:

[BKgen®]

So waits...xxbckiexx = kayfunk, lurker = maniac ???

fixed, and yes.

[hondachik]

ooooooooooooo. y all these name changes/AE's?

[uproot]

Jason
JITB
xxbckiexx
Echo
QD
GKtib
HalfBaked ^^ made me lulz
Bobby Fresco
Friggintitsman
Lurker just made me lulz with his convo with Roxie
Maniac
Uproot

So waits...xxbckiexx = lurker = kayfunk ???


and why does gktib get placed higher than me on the list :thinking:

LOL JK TEE HEE - thanks for the props shawty

[bonezMTA]

i think im funny. jus read ATTN: bonezMTA and Talking dog. dudes tryna clown on me. bu yall can jump in if yall wan. itz koo

[Revmaynard]

and why does gktib get placed higher than me on the list :thinking:

LOL JK TEE HEE - thanks for the props shawty


Fuck you, I gave props first. I'm taking your ass off my list.

[uproot]

Fuck you, I gave props first. I'm taking your ass off my list.


i didnt read through all the pages i just went to the last page and saw my username LoL thanks dude :D

[Revmaynard]

Too bad, I'm going to give Brandon your spot and he isn't even funny!

[uproot]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo

[BobbyFresco]

This wasn't even really a decent thread.

It was a thread that could have been titled "who's nuts do you want to swing on".

However Roxie of course came in here and mentions she is in California for the 1000th time. So it just gets filled with more worthless shit.


What happened to the days when you were actually funny?
Like when you were on "Yo Mama"...

[uproot]

What happened to the days when you were actually funny?
Like when you were on "Yo Mama"?

oh junk you just did whatever your sig is doing to halfbaked

[HalfBaked]

What happened to the days when you were actually funny?
Like when you were on "Yo Mama"...
I don't really care anymore.

That and I've probably lost it.

I still have moments, they are just few and far between.

[bonezMTA]

I think you meant... "You just contradicted yourself."

Maybe you shouldn't be talking about the way someone else spells... :2cents:
maybe u shul know wa the hell im talkn bou b4 u jump in

[BobbyFresco]

I don't really care anymore.

That and I've probably lost it.

I still have moments, they are just few and far between.


Is Wilmer as short as he looks on tv?
PS: No excuses, man.
Bring the Lulz back.

[HalfBaked]

Ya, he is a mini person.

Probably like 5'7 or so.

He is cool though, nice guy.

When they came to our house we were playing halo2, and he heard the music and chatted with us about halo for a while.

[bonezMTA]

There aren't really too many members on here that make me laugh.

Its hard to find humor when almost every thread is just attention whores blabbing about how many cocks they can suck.

Or just constant threads about callouts that nothing ever happens from.

its also hard to find humor when all "U" do is talk shyt bou how sum1 types

[HalfBaked]

its also hard to find humor when all "U" do is talk shyt bou how sum1 types
I mean if you want I can talk shit about your ethnicity or the fact your dad got "deported".

[Revmaynard]

its also hard to find humor when all "U" do is talk shyt bou how sum1 types


So you purposely sound like an idiot?

[uproot]

awwwww shyt

[Revmaynard]

I mean if you want I can talk shit about your ethnicity or the fact your dad got "deported".


Talk about how you cornholed his mom last night, that's a good one.:goodjob:

[bonezMTA]

So you purposely sound like an idiot?
no dumass. lyk person with a purpose.

[bonezMTA]

Talk about how you cornholed his mom last night, that's a good one.:goodjob:
o wow. he cornholed my mom. lol and u got a dirty sanchez by him? lol

[Revmaynard]

no dumass. lyk person with a purpose.

wat?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/true_men_dont_kill_coyotes/wat-1.jpg

[BobbyFresco]

Ya, he is a mini person.

Probably like 5'7 or so.

He is cool though, nice guy.

When they came to our house we were playing halo2, and he heard the music and chatted with us about halo for a while.

What happened to the chick who won your episode?

[-EnVus-]

no dumass. lyk person with a purpose.
DAMN! Rev you like his 20th Dumass tonight:rolleyes:

[bonezMTA]

I mean if you want I can talk shit about your ethnicity or the fact your dad got "deported".

sure y not. let every1 know how little of a man u really are by talkn abou sum1 who did not choose his life bcuz he had no choice. go head... u got my permission

[HalfBaked]

Talk about how you cornholed his mom last night, that's a good one.:goodjob:
Well what had happened was Maria (his mom) was over at my house cleaning like she does twice a month. Well I went upstairs and found her in my room looking through my stuff, I was like "Maria WTF!" and she was like "Sorry mista, I jus needed to git sumthin fo my son Hector." I of course being the nice guy I am, bent Maria over and shoved my cock deep into the regions of her ass. And of course as I was about to cum, I flipped her over sprayed all over her face and exclaimed "TELL HECTOR I SAID HOLA"

[BobbyFresco]

Ya, he is a mini person.

Probably like 5'7 or so.

He is cool though, nice guy.

When they came to our house we were playing halo2, and he heard the music and chatted with us about halo for a while.

What ever happened to the chick that beat you on the show?

[MachNU]

none of you are funny...plain and simple! :ninja:

[HalfBaked]

What happened to the chick who won your episode?
She probably blew the producer who let her win.

Then she got her ass kicked on the Best of the Week episode. It was sad. She wouldn't take my advice or listen to any jokes I had for her.

[bonezMTA]

Well what had happened was Maria (his mom) was over at my house cleaning like she does twice a month. Well I went upstairs and found her in my room looking through my stuff, I was like "Maria WTF!" and she was like "Sorry mista, I jus needed to git sumthin fo my son Hector." I of course being the nice guy I am, bent Maria over and shoved my cock deep into the regions of her ass. And of course as I was about to cum, I flipped her over sprayed all over her face and exclaimed "TELL HECTOR I SAID HOLA"

AND THEN U WOKE UP!!! :lmfao:

[Revmaynard]

Well what had happened was Maria (his mom) was over at my house cleaning like she does twice a month. Well I went upstairs and found her in my room looking through my stuff, I was like "Maria WTF!" and she was like "Sorry mista, I jus needed to git sumthin fo my son Hector." I of course being the nice guy I am, bent Maria over and shoved my cock deep into the regions of her ass. And of course as I was about to cum, I flipped her over sprayed all over her face and exclaimed "TELL HECTOR I SAID HOLA"


That's consideration right there. Sometimes the best gifts in life are free. :cheers:

[uproot]

omg this thred iz so awsum.

[bonezMTA]

That's consideration right there. Sometimes the best gifts in life are free. :cheers:
U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:

[HalfBaked]

AND THEN U WOKE UP!!! :lmfao:
Ya, it was a dream.

I was dreaming in the magical land of Ebonics.

[-EnVus-]

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:
oh shizzzz you barking up the wrong tree

[ATL_EG]

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:

dude, you suck







































like REALLY badly

[bonezMTA]

Ya, it was a dream.

I was dreaming in the magical land of Ebonics.

THATS KOO...

[HalfBaked]

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:
Do we need to explain to you how babies are made?

They are not born from blowjobs.

You're hispanic, I'd think you'd understand how babies are made. You guys are efficient as hell at it.

[Revmaynard]

U RIGHT. MAYBE THATS HOW U CAME INTO THIS WORLD. "1 free blowjob from a whore mom like urs" GREAT ADVICE!!!! :goodjob:

You can't impregnate someone by getting a blowjob. LOLOL


edit:
Ninja'd damnit. lol

[D3UC3S]

b@d @pple
QD
half baked
baby j

no particular order

[bonezMTA]

dude, you suck







































like REALLY badly
Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!

[Revmaynard]

Besides, at least a whore makes money sucking dick, whereas your mom does it for free.

[bonezMTA]

You can't impregnate someone buy getting a blowjob. LOLOL


edit:
Ninja'd damnit. lol

NO BU WEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM AND STICK IT IN THEN U CAN. DUMASS

[D3UC3S]

Do we need to explain to you how babies are made?

They are not born from blowjobs.

You're hispanic, I'd think you'd understand how babies are made. You guys are efficient as hell at it.

list verified....this motherfucker is hilarioius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[-EnVus-]

Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!
PLEASE STOP TYPING THAT WAY IM GETTING A HEAD ACHE !!!!

[ATL_EG]

Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!

i don't feel like translating that. im heading out for the night, y'all take it easy ;)

[bonezMTA]

Besides, at least a whore makes money sucking dick, where as your mom does it for free.


JEA...N WONDERLAND FUKTARD.

[bonezMTA]

i don't feel like translating that. im heading out for the night, y'all take it easy ;)

AWWW...I MADE U LEAVE. O WELL:2up:

[-EnVus-]

Besides, at least a whore makes money sucking dick, whereas your mom does it for free.
correction sir that's a slut/Nympho when its free

[HalfBaked]

NO BU WEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM AND STICK IT IN THEN U CAN. DUMASS
THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHO GOES MOUTH TO ASS.

ITS ASS TO MOUTH.

JESUS.

(that is g zus, not hey zeus.)

[bonezMTA]

PLEASE STOP TYPING THAT WAY IM GETTING A HEAD ACHE !!!!

U MEAN DIZ? HOW BOU NO BITCH!!! TAKE 12 PILLZ AND IM SURE IT'LL B YO LAST HEAD ACHE

[Revmaynard]

NO BU WEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM AND STICK IT IN THEN U CAN. DUMASS



Yea, cause thats typically how people do that. Have you ever had sex? Or even a blowjob? When receiving a blowjob or fucking a woman you typically pull out for facial.

[bonezMTA]

THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHO GOES MOUTH TO ASS.

ITS ASS TO MOUTH.

JESUS.

(that is g zus, not hey zeus.)

O UR FRIEND GOES ASS 2 MOUTH ON U? SRRY. I WUZ JUS LETTN OL DUDE KNOW HOW IT CUL HAPPN

[uproot]

Y DA FUK R U ALWAYZ BAKIN THAT DUDE UP? DDNT WE JUS ARGUE ABOUT HOPPIN OFF OF PPLZ DICKZ. LYK MINEZ!!!



http://i37.tinypic.com/r73bkx.png

[Revmaynard]

correction sir that's a slut/Nympho when its free


She goes by many names, but I can't usually understand her from the accent of MYCOCKBEINGDOWNHERTHROAT.

[bonezMTA]

THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WHO GOES MOUTH TO ASS.

ITS ASS TO MOUTH.

JESUS.

(that is g zus, not hey zeus.)

AND U CNT GET PREGNANT THRU THE ASS DUMASS. LEARN YO SHYT

[ATL_EG]

fuck it, i can't leave yet, this is getting too good

[bonezMTA]

She goes by many names, but I can't usually understand her from the accent of MYCOCKBEINGDOWNHERTHROAT.

WA COCK? THE 1 IN MY BACK YARD? IM SURE HE GETS MO TWAT THAN U DO

[-EnVus-]

O UR FRIEND GOES ASS 2 MOUTH ON U? SRRY. I WUZ JUS LETTN OL DUDE KNOW HOW IT CUL HAPPN
Well i see you can talk to ppl like you do and your still here so either you are the funniest guy or just amusing to Us

[ATL_EG]

AND U CNT GET PREGNANT THRU THE ASS DUMASS. LEARN YO SHYT

hold up, did you just imply pregnancies can happen through anal sex?

[bonezMTA]

Do we need to explain to you how babies are made?

They are not born from blowjobs.

You're hispanic, I'd think you'd understand how babies are made. You guys are efficient as hell at it.

HELL YEA. MAYBE CUZ WE GET MO PUSSY THAN YO BITCH ASS. IM SRRY U N YO FRIEND "PALMER" WENT YALL SEPERATE WAYZ

[ATL_EG]

WA COCK? THE 1 IN MY BACK YARD? IM SURE HE GETS MO TWAT THAN U DO

you keep dicks in your backyard?:thinking:

[bonezMTA]

hold up, did you just imply pregnancies can happen through anal sex?

I SED THEY CANT. (read again)

[bonezMTA]

you keep dicks in your backyard?:thinking:

U MEAN COCKS? YEA. ALSO KNOWN AS ROOSTERS.

[Revmaynard]

WA COCK? THE 1 IN MY BACK YARD? IM SURE HE GETS MO TWAT THAN U DO


I'm assuming you mean a dog in your backyard...? In America we don't let our dogs fuck our moms...but since your mom is a dog it's ok.

[ATL_EG]

I SED THEY CANT. (read again)

re-reading your scrabble games doesn't really help in this situation

[bonezMTA]

Well i see you can talk to ppl like you do and your still here so either you are the funniest guy or just amusing to Us

EITHER WAY IM "ME"

[uproot]

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2009/07/25/728224c2be47095/1213946563923hd5.jpg

[ATL_EG]

EITHER WAY IM "ME"

well "YOU" suck

[bonezMTA]

re-reading your scrabble games doesn't really help in this situation

THEN GAME OVER BITCH!!!! WA THE HELL U STILL HERE 4?

[Revmaynard]

EITHER WAY IM "ME"


I know for damn sure ''ME" doesn't stand for ''mentally enabled''.

[BobbyFresco]

correction sir that's a slut/Nympho when its free

Don't act like we've forgotten about that big ol' sea donkey you had in your avatar.

You're not off the hook and here you are making fun of someone else...

Chubby chasin' ass mufucker

[-EnVus-]

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2009/07/25/728224c2be47095/1213946563923hd5.jpg
WTF!?!?!

[-EnVus-]

Don't act like we've forgotten about that big ol' sea donkey you had in your avatar.

You're not off the hook and here you are making fun of someone else...

Chubby chasin' ass mufucker
chubby and fat chaser done forget fat

[bonezMTA]

well "YOU" suck
JEA. WHEN I DRINK OJ OUT OF A STRAW. "U" SUK DICKS

[ATL_EG]

THEN GAME OVER BITCH!!!! WA THE HELL U STILL HERE 4?

i couldn't leave all the action just yet, you'll probably redeem yourself soon :D

[BobbyFresco]

chubby and fat chaser done forget fat


You do mean DON'T, right?

So, you're a remedial chubby chasin' ass n!gga.

FYL.

[-EnVus-]

You do mean DON'T, right?

So, you're a remedial chubby chasin' ass n!gga.

FYL.
um no im not black

[BobbyFresco]

correction sir that's a slut/Nympho when its free

Don't act like we've forgotten about that big ol' sea donkey you had in your avatar.

You're not off the hook and here you are making fun of someone else...

Chubby chasin' ass mufucker.

[bonezMTA]

I know for damn sure ''ME" doesn't stand for ''mentally enabled''.

NO BITCH. "ME" STANDS 4 mental excellence

[BobbyFresco]

um no im not black


Anyone can be a n!gga, n!gga.

I bet that bitch smells like arm pit and asshole.

You nasty motherfucker you.

[D3UC3S]

Don't act like we've forgotten about that big ol' sea donkey you had in your avatar.

You're not off the hook and here you are making fun of someone else...

Chubby chasin' ass mufucker

sea donkey!!! HO LEE SHIT.............im crying im laughing so hard...srsly..:lmfao:

[-EnVus-]

Don't act like we've forgotten about that big ol' sea donkey you had in your avatar.

You're not off the hook and here you are making fun of someone else...

Chubby chasin' ass mufucker.
What did you do hit the repeat button:thinking:

[bonezMTA]

I'm assuming you mean a dog in your backyard...? In America we don't let our dogs fuck our moms...but since your mom is a dog it's ok.

umm. female dogz are called bitches so yea the 1 in my backyard will fuk u. (since u sound lyk a pussy im sure u hav 1 2)

[BobbyFresco]

What did you do hit the repeat button:thinking:

Cause I can, n!gga.
The real question is why do you like your women third world ugly?

[Revmaynard]

umm. female dogz are called bitches so yea the 1 in my backyard will fuk u. (since u sound lyk a pussy im sure u hav 1 2)


And you sound like you're mentally challenged, and I KNOW you are from your posts.

[bonezMTA]

Cause I can, n!gga.
The real question is why do you like your women third world ugly?
LMAO!!!

[-EnVus-]

Cause I can, n!gga.
The real question is why do you like your women third world ugly?
nah see you say all big girls are ugly but thats not true

[Revmaynard]

Cause I can, n!gga.
The real question is why do you like your women third world ugly?


He's probably some third world motherfucker, man.

[bonezMTA]

And you sound like you're mentally challenged, and I KNOW you are from your posts.

R U SERIOUS? LUK AT UR RYD ON YO SIG. U SEEM MENTALLY FUKD IN THE HEAD

[bonezMTA]

He's probably some third world motherfucker, man.

STFU B4 I SLAP INTO THE 3RD WORLD :lmfao:

[-EnVus-]

He's probably some third world motherfucker, man.
nah 100% cracker

[BobbyFresco]

nah see you say all big girls are ugly but thats not true


Dammit boy, fight back.
I feel like I'm fighting a retarded paraplegic.

[Revmaynard]

R U SERIOUS? LUK AT UR RYD ON YO SIG. U SEEM MENTALLY FUKD IN THE HEAD



Lol, yeah? Why not have a station wagon as a DD? LOL @ ''mentally fucked in the head''.

[bonezMTA]

nah see you say all big girls are ugly but thats not true
U CAN STFU 2 JDMJAY... "O IM SO BIG AND BAD I'LL NEG. REP YO ASS" BITCH B REAL

[Revmaynard]

STFU B4 I SLAP INTO THE 3RD WORLD :lmfao:


I would NEVER visit your home country.

[-EnVus-]

Dammit boy, fight back.
I feel like I'm fighting a retarded paraplegic.
im sorry would this help."Yu dumass wy yu trin to bee meaon to mez"

[bonezMTA]

Lol, yeah? Why not have a station wagon as a DD? LOL @ ''mentally fucked in the head''.

CUZ U CAN HAVE DD'Z NUTZ N YO MOUF BITCH!!! SO U CAN STFU WASTIN YO BREATH ON NUTHN

[bonezMTA]

I would NEVER visit your home country.

I SAID THIRD WORLD NOT EARTH BITCH

[Revmaynard]

I SAID THIRD WORLD NOT EARTH BITCH


Tell me, what does the phrase ''third world'' mean?

[uproot]

English language

English is a West Germanic language that developed in England during the Anglo-Saxon era. As a result of the military, economic, scientific, political, and cultural influence of the British Empire during the 18th, 19th, and early 20th centuries and of the United States since the mid 20th century,[7][8][9][10] it has become the lingua franca in many parts of the world.[11][12] It is used extensively as a second language and as an official language in Commonwealth countries and many international organisations.

Historically, English originated from several dialects, now collectively termed Old English, which were brought to Great Britain by Anglo-Saxon settlers beginning in the 5th century. The language was influenced by the Old Norse language of Viking invaders.

After the Norman conquest, Old English developed into Middle English, borrowing heavily from the Norman (Anglo-French) vocabulary and spelling conventions. The etymology of the word "English" is a derivation from 12th century Old English: englisc or Engle, and plural form Angles; definition of, relating to, or characteristic of England. [13]

Modern English developed with the Great Vowel Shift that began in 15th-century England, and continues to adopt foreign words from a variety of languages, as well as coining new words. A significant number of English words, especially technical words, have been constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.

Significance
See also: English-speaking world and Anglosphere

Modern English, sometimes described as the first global lingua franca,[14][15] is the dominant international language in communications, science, business, aviation, entertainment, radio and diplomacy.[16] Its spread beyond the British Isles began with the growth of the British Empire, and by the late nineteenth century its reach was truly global.[17] Following British colonisation in North America, it is the dominant language in the United States, whose growing economic and cultural influence and status as a global superpower since World War II have significantly accelerated the language's adoption across the planet.[15]

A working knowledge of English has become a requirement in a number of fields, occupations and professions such as medicine and computing; as a consequence over a billion people speak English to at least a basic level (see English language learning and teaching). It is also one of six official languages of the United Nations.

Linguists such as David Crystal recognise that one impact of this massive growth of English, in common with other global languages, has been to reduce native linguistic diversity in many parts of the world, most particularly in Australasia and North America, and its huge influence continues to play an important role in language attrition.[18] Similarly, historical linguists, aware of the complex and fluid dynamics of language change, are always aware of the potential English contains through the vast size and spread of the communities that use it and its natural internal variety, such as in its creoles and pidgins, to produce a new family of distinct languages over time.[19]
History
Main article: History of the English language

English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian and Lower Saxon dialects brought to Britain by Germanic settlers and Roman auxiliary troops from various parts of what is now northwest Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands in the 5th century. One of these Germanic tribes was the Angles,[20] who may have come from Angeln, and Bede wrote that their whole nation came to Britain,[21] leaving their former land empty. The names 'England' (from Engla land "Land of the Angles") and English (Old English Englisc) are derived from the name of this tribe.

The Anglo-Saxons began invading around 449 AD from the regions of Denmark and Jutland.[22][23] Before the Anglo-Saxons arrived in England the native population spoke Brythonic, a Celtic language.[24] Although the most significant changes in dialect occurred after the Norman invasion of 1066, the language retained its name and the pre-Norman invasion dialect is now known as Old English.[25]

Initially, Old English was a diverse group of dialects, reflecting the varied origins of the Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms of Great Britain.[26] One of these dialects, Late West Saxon, eventually came to dominate. One of the most prevalent forces in the evolution of the English language was the Roman Catholic Church. Beginning with the Rule of St Benedict in 530 and continuing until the Dissolution of the Monasteries in 1536, the Roman Catholic Church instructed monasteries and Catholic officials like Augustine of Canterbury to preserve intellectual culture within their schools, scriptoria, and libraries.

During the Middle Ages, the Catholic Church had a monopoly on intellectual property in British society, which they used to exert great influence on the English language.[citation needed] Catholic monks mainly wrote or copied text in Latin, the prevalent Medieval lingua franca of Europe.[27] When monks occasionally wrote in the vernacular, it was common to substitute or derive English-like words from Latin to describe or refer to things in which there was no English word. Extensive vocabulary, a derivative of Latin vocabularium, in the English language largely comprises Latin word derivatives. It is believed that the intellectual elite in British society over the years perpetuated vocabulary that Catholic monks contributed to English; furthermore, they continued the custom of deriving new words from Latin long after the waning of Catholic Church.[citation needed]

Old English vernacular was also influenced by two waves of invasion. The first was by language speakers of the North Germanic branch of the Germanic family; they conquered and colonised parts of the British Isles in the 8th and 9th centuries. The second was the Normans in the 11th century, who spoke Old Norman and developed an English variety of this called Anglo-Norman. (Over the centuries, this lost the specifically Norman element under the influence of Parisian French and, later, of English, eventually turning into a distinctive dialect of Anglo-French.) These two invasions caused English to become "mixed" to some degree (though it was never a truly mixed language in the strict linguistic sense of the word; mixed languages arise from the cohabitation of speakers of different languages, who develop a hybrid tongue for basic communication).

Cohabitation with the Scandinavians resulted in a lexical supplementation of the Anglo-Frisian core of English; the later Norman occupation led to the grafting onto that Germanic core of a more elaborate layer of words from the Romance languages. This Norman influence entered English largely through the courts and government. Thus, English developed into a "borrowing" language of great flexibility and a huge vocabulary.

With the emergence and spread of the British Empire, the English language was adopted in regions around the world, such as North America, India, Africa, and Australia. The emergence of the United States as a superpower has also helped the spread of English.
Classification and related languages

The English language belongs to the Anglo-Frisian sub-group of the West Germanic branch of the Germanic Family of Indo-European languages. The closest living relatives of English are Scots, spoken primarily in Scotland and parts of Northern Ireland, and Frisian. As Scots is viewed by some linguists to be a group of English dialects rather than a separate language, Frisian is often considered to be the closest living relative.

After Scots and Frisian come those Germanic languages which are more distantly related, namely the non-Anglo-Frisian West Germanic languages (Low German, Dutch, Afrikaans, High German), and the North Germanic languages (Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Icelandic, and Faroese). With the exception of Scots, and on an extremely basic level, Frisian, none of the other languages is mutually intelligible with English, due in part to the divergences in lexis, syntax, semantics, and phonology, and to the isolation afforded to the English language by the British Isles, although some such as Dutch do show strong affinities with English. This isolation has allowed English and Scots to develop independently of the Continental Germanic languages and their influences over time.[citation needed]

Lexical differences with the other Germanic languages can arise from several causes, such as natural semantic drift caused by isolation, and heavy usage in English of words taken from Latin (for example, "exit", vs. Dutch uitgang) (literally "out-gang" with "gang" as in "gangway") and French "change" vs. German Änderung, "movement" vs. German Bewegung (literally "othering" and "be-way-ing" ("proceeding along the way")). Preference of one synonym over another can also cause a differentiation in lexis, even where both words are Germanic (for instance, both English care and German Sorge descend from Proto-Germanic *karo and *surgo respectively, but *karo became the dominant word in English for "care" while in German, Dutch, and Scandinavian languages, the *surgo root prevailed. *Surgo still survives in English as sorrow).

Although the syntax of German is significantly different from that of English and other Germanic languages, with different rules for setting up sentences (for example, German Ich habe noch nie etwas auf dem Platz gesehen, vs. English "I have still never seen anything in the square"), English syntax remains extremely similar to that of the North Germanic languages, which are believed to have influenced English syntax during the Middle English Period (eg., Norwegian Jeg har likevel aldri sett noe i torget; Swedish Jag har ännu aldrig sett något på torget).

Dutch syntax is intermediate between English and German (eg. Ik heb nog nooit iets gezien op het plein). In spite of this difference, there are more similarities between English and other Germanic languages than differences (eg. English bring/brought/brought, Dutch brengen/bracht/gebracht, Norwegian bringe/brakte/brakt; English eat/ate/eaten, Dutch eten/at/gegeten, Norwegian ete/åt/ett), with the most similarities occurring between English and the languages of the Low Countries (Dutch and Low German) and Scandinavia.

Semantic differences cause a number of false friends between English and its relatives (eg. English time "time" vs Norwegian time "hour"), and differences in Phonology can obscure words which actually are genetically related ("enough" vs. German genug, Danish nok). Sometimes both semantics and phonology are different (German Zeit, "time", is related to English "tide", but the English word, through a transitional phase of meaning "period"/"interval", has come to mean gravitational effects on the ocean by the moon, the original meaning preserved only in combined forms like Yuletide and betide).[citation needed] These differences, though minor, proclude mutual intelligibility, yet English is still infinitely closer to other Germanic languages than to languages of any other family.

Finally, English has been forming compound words and affixing existing words separately from the other Germanic languages for over 1500 years and has different habits in that regard. For instance, abstract nouns in English may be formed from native words by the suffixes "‑hood", "-ship", "-dom" and "-ness". All of these have cognate suffixes in most or all other Germanic languages, but their usage patterns have diverged, as German "Freiheit" vs. English "freedom" (the suffix "-heit" being cognate of English "-hood", while English "-dom" is cognate with German "-tum"). Icelandic and Faroese are other Germanic languages which follow English in this respect, since, like English, they developed independent of German influences.

Many written French words are also intelligible to an English speaker (though pronunciations are often quite different) because English absorbed a large vocabulary from Norman and French, via Anglo-Norman after the Norman Conquest and directly from French in subsequent centuries. As a result, a large portion of English vocabulary is derived from French, with some minor spelling differences (word endings, use of old French spellings, etc.), as well as occasional divergences in meaning of so-called false friends.

The pronunciation of most French loanwords in English (with exceptions such as mirage or phrases like coup d’état) has become completely anglicised and follows a typically English pattern of stress.[citation needed] Some North Germanic words also entered English because of the Danish invasion shortly before then (see Danelaw); these include words such as "sky", "window", "egg", and even "they" (and its forms) and "are" (the present plural form of "to be").

[bonezMTA]

I would NEVER visit your home country.
U AIN BIG AND BAD. MORE LIKE SMALL AND SAGGED. WOW -3 IM CRYIN RYT NOW. SIKE!!! IM FUKN LAFFIN AT HOW MUCH OF A BITCH U MADE URSELF LUK WEN U NEG REP ME.

[bonezMTA]

Tell me, what does the phrase ''third world'' mean?

JUS LUK IN THE MIRROR N IM SURE U'D FIGURE IT OUT

[bonezMTA]

English language

English is a West Germanic language that developed in England during the Anglo-Saxon era. As a result of the military, economic, scientific, political, and cultural influence of the British Empire during the 18th, 19th, and early 20th centuries and of the United States since the mid 20th century,[7][8][9][10] it has become the lingua franca in many parts of the world.[11][12] It is used extensively as a second language and as an official language in Commonwealth countries and many international organisations.

Historically, English originated from several dialects, now collectively termed Old English, which were brought to Great Britain by Anglo-Saxon settlers beginning in the 5th century. The language was influenced by the Old Norse language of Viking invaders.

After the Norman conquest, Old English developed into Middle English, borrowing heavily from the Norman (Anglo-French) vocabulary and spelling conventions. The etymology of the word "English" is a derivation from 12th century Old English: englisc or Engle, and plural form Angles; definition of, relating to, or characteristic of England. [13]

Modern English developed with the Great Vowel Shift that began in 15th-century England, and continues to adopt foreign words from a variety of languages, as well as coining new words. A significant number of English words, especially technical words, have been constructed based on roots from Latin and ancient Greek.

Significance
See also: English-speaking world and Anglosphere

Modern English, sometimes described as the first global lingua franca,[14][15] is the dominant international language in communications, science, business, aviation, entertainment, radio and diplomacy.[16] Its spread beyond the British Isles began with the growth of the British Empire, and by the late nineteenth century its reach was truly global.[17] Following British colonisation in North America, it is the dominant language in the United States, whose growing economic and cultural influence and status as a global superpower since World War II have significantly accelerated the language's adoption across the planet.[15]

A working knowledge of English has become a requirement in a number of fields, occupations and professions such as medicine and computing; as a consequence over a billion people speak English to at least a basic level (see English language learning and teaching). It is also one of six official languages of the United Nations.

Linguists such as David Crystal recognise that one impact of this massive growth of English, in common with other global languages, has been to reduce native linguistic diversity in many parts of the world, most particularly in Australasia and North America, and its huge influence continues to play an important role in language attrition.[18] Similarly, historical linguists, aware of the complex and fluid dynamics of language change, are always aware of the potential English contains through the vast size and spread of the communities that use it and its natural internal variety, such as in its creoles and pidgins, to produce a new family of distinct languages over time.[19]
History
Main article: History of the English language

English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian and Lower Saxon dialects brought to Britain by Germanic settlers and Roman auxiliary troops from various parts of what is now northwest Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands in the 5th century. One of these Germanic tribes was the Angles,[20] who may have come from Angeln, and Bede wrote that their whole nation came to Britain,[21] leaving their former land empty. The names 'England' (from Engla land "Land of the Angles") and English (Old English Englisc) are derived from the name of this tribe.

The Anglo-Saxons began invading around 449 AD from the regions of Denmark and Jutland.[22][23] Before the Anglo-Saxons arrived in England the native population spoke Brythonic, a Celtic language.[24] Although the most significant changes in dialect occurred after the Norman invasion of 1066, the language retained its name and the pre-Norman invasion dialect is now known as Old English.[25]

Initially, Old English was a diverse group of dialects, reflecting the varied origins of the Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms of Great Britain.[26] One of these dialects, Late West Saxon, eventually came to dominate. One of the most prevalent forces in the evolution of the English language was the Roman Catholic Church. Beginning with the Rule of St Benedict in 530 and continuing until the Dissolution of the Monasteries in 1536, the Roman Catholic Church instructed monasteries and Catholic officials like Augustine of Canterbury to preserve intellectual culture within their schools, scriptoria, and libraries.

During the Middle Ages, the Catholic Church had a monopoly on intellectual property in British society, which they used to exert great influence on the English language.[citation needed] Catholic monks mainly wrote or copied text in Latin, the prevalent Medieval lingua franca of Europe.[27] When monks occasionally wrote in the vernacular, it was common to substitute or derive English-like words from Latin to describe or refer to things in which there was no English word. Extensive vocabulary, a derivative of Latin vocabularium, in the English language largely comprises Latin word derivatives. It is believed that the intellectual elite in British society over the years perpetuated vocabulary that Catholic monks contributed to English; furthermore, they continued the custom of deriving new words from Latin long after the waning of Catholic Church.[citation needed]

Old English vernacular was also influenced by two waves of invasion. The first was by language speakers of the North Germanic branch of the Germanic family; they conquered and colonised parts of the British Isles in the 8th and 9th centuries. The second was the Normans in the 11th century, who spoke Old Norman and developed an English variety of this called Anglo-Norman. (Over the centuries, this lost the specifically Norman element under the influence of Parisian French and, later, of English, eventually turning into a distinctive dialect of Anglo-French.) These two invasions caused English to become "mixed" to some degree (though it was never a truly mixed language in the strict linguistic sense of the word; mixed languages arise from the cohabitation of speakers of different languages, who develop a hybrid tongue for basic communication).

Cohabitation with the Scandinavians resulted in a lexical supplementation of the Anglo-Frisian core of English; the later Norman occupation led to the grafting onto that Germanic core of a more elaborate layer of words from the Romance languages. This Norman influence entered English largely through the courts and government. Thus, English developed into a "borrowing" language of great flexibility and a huge vocabulary.

With the emergence and spread of the British Empire, the English language was adopted in regions around the world, such as North America, India, Africa, and Australia. The emergence of the United States as a superpower has also helped the spread of English.
Classification and related languages

The English language belongs to the Anglo-Frisian sub-group of the West Germanic branch of the Germanic Family of Indo-European languages. The closest living relatives of English are Scots, spoken primarily in Scotland and parts of Northern Ireland, and Frisian. As Scots is viewed by some linguists to be a group of English dialects rather than a separate language, Frisian is often considered to be the closest living relative.

After Scots and Frisian come those Germanic languages which are more distantly related, namely the non-Anglo-Frisian West Germanic languages (Low German, Dutch, Afrikaans, High German), and the North Germanic languages (Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Icelandic, and Faroese). With the exception of Scots, and on an extremely basic level, Frisian, none of the other languages is mutually intelligible with English, due in part to the divergences in lexis, syntax, semantics, and phonology, and to the isolation afforded to the English language by the British Isles, although some such as Dutch do show strong affinities with English. This isolation has allowed English and Scots to develop independently of the Continental Germanic languages and their influences over time.[citation needed]

Lexical differences with the other Germanic languages can arise from several causes, such as natural semantic drift caused by isolation, and heavy usage in English of words taken from Latin (for example, "exit", vs. Dutch uitgang) (literally "out-gang" with "gang" as in "gangway") and French "change" vs. German Änderung, "movement" vs. German Bewegung (literally "othering" and "be-way-ing" ("proceeding along the way")). Preference of one synonym over another can also cause a differentiation in lexis, even where both words are Germanic (for instance, both English care and German Sorge descend from Proto-Germanic *karo and *surgo respectively, but *karo became the dominant word in English for "care" while in German, Dutch, and Scandinavian languages, the *surgo root prevailed. *Surgo still survives in English as sorrow).

Although the syntax of German is significantly different from that of English and other Germanic languages, with different rules for setting up sentences (for example, German Ich habe noch nie etwas auf dem Platz gesehen, vs. English "I have still never seen anything in the square"), English syntax remains extremely similar to that of the North Germanic languages, which are believed to have influenced English syntax during the Middle English Period (eg., Norwegian Jeg har likevel aldri sett noe i torget; Swedish Jag har ännu aldrig sett något på torget).

Dutch syntax is intermediate between English and German (eg. Ik heb nog nooit iets gezien op het plein). In spite of this difference, there are more similarities between English and other Germanic languages than differences (eg. English bring/brought/brought, Dutch brengen/bracht/gebracht, Norwegian bringe/brakte/brakt; English eat/ate/eaten, Dutch eten/at/gegeten, Norwegian ete/åt/ett), with the most similarities occurring between English and the languages of the Low Countries (Dutch and Low German) and Scandinavia.

Semantic differences cause a number of false friends between English and its relatives (eg. English time "time" vs Norwegian time "hour"), and differences in Phonology can obscure words which actually are genetically related ("enough" vs. German genug, Danish nok). Sometimes both semantics and phonology are different (German Zeit, "time", is related to English "tide", but the English word, through a transitional phase of meaning "period"/"interval", has come to mean gravitational effects on the ocean by the moon, the original meaning preserved only in combined forms like Yuletide and betide).[citation needed] These differences, though minor, proclude mutual intelligibility, yet English is still infinitely closer to other Germanic languages than to languages of any other family.

Finally, English has been forming compound words and affixing existing words separately from the other Germanic languages for over 1500 years and has different habits in that regard. For instance, abstract nouns in English may be formed from native words by the suffixes "‑hood", "-ship", "-dom" and "-ness". All of these have cognate suffixes in most or all other Germanic languages, but their usage patterns have diverged, as German "Freiheit" vs. English "freedom" (the suffix "-heit" being cognate of English "-hood", while English "-dom" is cognate with German "-tum"). Icelandic and Faroese are other Germanic languages which follow English in this respect, since, like English, they developed independent of German influences.

Many written French words are also intelligible to an English speaker (though pronunciations are often quite different) because English absorbed a large vocabulary from Norman and French, via Anglo-Norman after the Norman Conquest and directly from French in subsequent centuries. As a result, a large portion of English vocabulary is derived from French, with some minor spelling differences (word endings, use of old French spellings, etc.), as well as occasional divergences in meaning of so-called false friends.

The pronunciation of most French loanwords in English (with exceptions such as mirage or phrases like coup d’état) has become completely anglicised and follows a typically English pattern of stress.[citation needed] Some North Germanic words also entered English because of the Danish invasion shortly before then (see Danelaw); these include words such as "sky", "window", "egg", and even "they" (and its forms) and "are" (the present plural form of "to be").

HOW BOU SIGN LANGUAGE!? :2up:

[Revmaynard]

U AIN BIG AND BAD. MORE LIKE SMALL AND SAGGED. WOW -3 IM CRYIN RYT NOW. SIKE!!! IM FUKN LAFFIN AT HOW MUCH OF A BITCH U MADE URSELF LUK WEN U NEG REP ME.


I'm laughing at how much of a bitch you ARE everytime you post.

[uproot]

HOW BOU SIGN LANGUAGE!? :2up:

HOW ABOUT BRAILLE!? . .. .:: :::..: :.. ..::. ::.

[bonezMTA]

I'm laughing at how much of a bitch you ARE everytime you post.

u bitchin ryt bak by replyin "BITCH!!!!"

[bonezMTA]

HOW ABOUT BRAILLE!? . .. .:: :::..: :.. ..::. ::.

how about a cup of some STFU!!!

[Revmaynard]

u bitchin ryt bak by replyin "BITCH!!!!"


How do you go from using a word as a noun and then a verb like it's a burn or something. Good one. I'm done hur, enjoy IA. :goodjob:

[uproot]

how about a cup of some STFU!!!

2 please.

[bonezMTA]

How do you go from using a word as a noun and then a verb like it's a burn or something. Good one. I'm done hur, enjoy IA. :goodjob:

ummm....idk. maybe cuz "anything is possible" (gives the thumbs up to Reebok as a sponsor :goodjob: and then 2 middle fingers to Revmaynard :2up:)

[Double_0_Rusty]

Holy fucking shit, is this dude related to Kainejuice?

[Ms Dollar]

maybe u shul know wa the hell im talkn bou b4 u jump in

Whatever... :rolleyes:

[xxbckiexx]

according to my reps i bring tons of lolz. however "Greed" makes me laugh my ass off.

[xxbckiexx]

The better question would be who are the dumbest IA members.
Now that would be a list.


just list out every IA member minus about 9.

[bonezMTA]

are you serious quick dodge? why would you neg. rep. me? this conversation was just a joke for everyone to laugh at. that's messed up

[bonezMTA]

again with the neg. rep. o well. i guess yall just some haters

[Lurker]

So waits...xxbckiexx = lurker = kayfunk ???


fixed, and yes.


Out of left fuckin field with the LOSE.

I don't know any of those other screen names or people. Where did that come from?

[Lurker]

No answer?

[Friggintitsman]

Echo
Manic is hit and miss
Gktib gets an award for best improved

[uproot]

Baby J
Friggintitsman
GKTib
RevMaynard
Halfbaked
QD
Maniac

I'm sure im forgetting alot of people... I get a good laugh from a bunch of different people on here :goodjob:

[Friggintitsman]

I don't frequent this shit hole enough for people to notice. Then again when I meet some of you IRL and you find out who I am on here everyone seems to remember ol FTM.

[On_Her_Face]

Me.

[Friggintitsman]

Me.


I've seen dead Mormons with more personality than you.

[Buttons]

I usually rep people "LOL" when they make me laugh hard.

BTW Lurker is not maniac. Jesus, people. Maniac is greed or rehab or whatever his name is now.


I hate to say it but ilovemyhonda has her funny moments

yeah when you are laughing at her stupidity.


and you would be my 1st draft pick... then buttons:ninja:
:lmfao:

haha... right

[quickdodge®]

yeah when you are laughing at her stupidity.


Stupidity is not always funny. I know this because I've never laughed at yours. Later, QD.

[01CDMLUDER]

Most of yall try too hard or just aren't funny

I don't agree with all the names ppl put but the few I would of picked have been discussed already.

Some of yalls sigs crack me up though!!

[teh bri]

all of the above and throw in Maniac
fail.

[Lurker]

Me.


You're about as funny as stepping on a rusty nail. :taun:

[Crazy Asian]

fail.

Personally I think you fail.

[bdydrpdmazda]

Personally I think you fail.
agreed

reps to you sir

[WalkS]

I vote SAMMICH. Where ever he is, I miss his random threads, posts.

[03RCode]

Friggintitsman
QD
xxbckiexx or whatever his name is
Greed
Lurker
Echonova.



The rest of you bitches need to get on their level.

[Revmaynard]

Friggintitsman
QD
xxbckiexx or whatever his name is
Greed
Lurker
Echonova.



The rest of you bitches need to get on their level.


Speak for yourself.

[03RCode]

Speak for yourself.



I know dis. I don't try to bring the lulz, I'm just here for the bitches.

[JDMGRNAV6]

haha, greed.^^^^^

this is so funny.

[TSiFTW]

Making me laugh cause your stupid and being funny are 2 different things. The only ones who consistently make me laugh cause they are funny are...

friggintitsman
QD
Echonova
Halfbaked
and sometimes xxbckiexx

[Friggintitsman]

That guy that use to be known as Admin was pretty funny at times.

[Echonova]

I can agree with that.

[Bajjani]

The OGs.
Some of these newer people in the last year or two make me want to slam my face on my table

[Brett]

^^ NO DOUBT

[Bajjani]

Brett when you comin back to Atl?

[Brett]

Dont know, I dont think it will be anytime to soon, I need to though, I miss you playing with my nipples.

[MachNU]

kayfunk


Shit, I'm in the wrong apartment then!

Buhahaha Two names I have not seen in a long time. Cant believe everyone though Phil was Maniac.

[Echonova]

Buhahaha Two names I have not seen in a long time. Cant believe everyone though Phil was Maniac.http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x53/x00hsnapitstayx/dumb%20shit/newhoecovertext.jpg

[Rhys.]

look we all know the scottsman is the funniest motherfucker on here..... he is scottish!!!! and he dont give a flying 2 fucks about shit

[tnomud]

The ones that make it until post number 3, then create a "whatch all thinkz aboutz my dope ride?" thread that takes a turn for the worst.