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JEY$JDM
02-14-2012, 01:48 PM
Who, in your opinion, brings the LULZ to IA on a consistent basis?

No number limitation to the amount of people you can name.

For me, in no particular order:

Echonova
Lurker
QD
MongolPup
GKTib
JITB

Echonova. Almost everytime I see a post from Echonova its LOL

Relentless
02-14-2012, 01:58 PM
Echonova. Almost everytime I see a post from Echonova its LOL

X2 .. Echo is full of WIN

Friggintitsman
01-03-2013, 12:09 AM
They see me trollin they hatin. We need more life in this place. I had fun here back in the day.

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Sinfix_15
01-03-2013, 12:16 AM
Funny like comic funny.... Echonova. I usually get my best laughs from the people who arent actually trying to be funny though, theyre just stupid. Not many females left on this site..... but hilarity seems to follow the vaginas around this place when they do take a moment away from the kitchen to join a thread.

C230K
01-03-2013, 06:05 PM
I just realized you changed Nelson's quote at the end

C230K
01-03-2013, 06:07 PM
They see me trollin they hatin. We need more life in this place. I had fun here back in the day.

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You should thank this guy....

Sinfix_15
01-03-2013, 06:11 PM
I just realized you changed Nelson's quote at the end

"Voted for Obama" Adds emphasis on being stupid. I look for this to be commonly used slang term in the future.

Example of use: "Look at that guy who just climbed into that tiger cage, damn! you know he voted for Obama"

nelson9995
01-04-2013, 06:44 PM
omnipotent_sin is now a trend started. As well as a psychologist, doctor, politician, master mechanic.
Can't go wrong with sinfix lol.

*no response necessary.

Sinfix_15
01-04-2013, 06:55 PM
omnipotent_sin is now a trend started. As well as a psychologist, doctor, politician, master mechanic.
Can't go wrong with sinfix lol.

I loved psychology in college. I started off in nursing before deciding to change, i did retain a fair amount of knowledge in first response though. I'm too honest to be a politician and i actually am a mechanic for a living.

That feeling you get when you feel like i'm playing "mind games" with you is called me being smarter than you.

l Gizzy l
01-04-2013, 06:57 PM
I loved psychology in college. I started off in nursing before deciding to change, i did retain a fair amount of knowledge in first response though. I'm too honest to be a politician and i actually am a mechanic for a living.

That feeling you get when you feel like i'm playing "mind games" with you is called me being smarter than you.


same thing E36 said I was doing when we were debating...."playing word games"

E36slide
01-04-2013, 09:28 PM
I'm the funniest of all time....said no one ever.

Echonova
01-04-2013, 11:42 PM
Never... Ever, date a chick with one year of psych, under her panties.



Ask me how I know...

Sinfix_15
01-05-2013, 12:37 AM
Never... Ever, date a chick with one year of psych, under her panties.



Ask me how I know...

Bitches be crazy..... gets worse when theyre armed with knowledge.

ssonsk
01-05-2013, 04:40 AM
I loved psychology in college. I started off in nursing before deciding to change, i did retain a fair amount of knowledge in first response though. I'm too honest to be a politician and i actually am a mechanic for a living.

That feeling you get when you feel like i'm playing "mind games" with you is called me being smarter than you.

LOL damn



I think the only comeback he can make to that is "stfu" XD


Never... Ever, date a chick with one year of psych, under her panties.



Ask me how I know...
how do you know :o

Friggintitsman
01-05-2013, 04:47 AM
Has batshit crazy made it to the books yet?

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RandomGuy
01-05-2013, 07:10 AM
of all time, I'd say halfbaked, speedmonkey, and thinkfast +others i can't recall

lately sammich has been pretty on-point haha

l Gizzy l
01-05-2013, 07:12 AM
ECHO ECHO TELL US A STORY ABOUT HOW YOU KNOW!! :D

Echonova
01-05-2013, 10:48 PM
ECHO ECHO TELL US A STORY ABOUT HOW YOU KNOW!! :DJust sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny car.
The mate was a mighty drivin' man,
The Scotsman brave and sure,
Five passengers took a drive that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny car was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Miata would be lost.
The Miata would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Echonova,
The Scotsman too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Roxie 911,
Here on Echonova's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Scotsman too
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, only a Miata car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Echonova's Isle!


Well... I had a friend in my yout that attended Furman University. I loved visiting my friend because college bitches are free and the beer was cheap. As chance would have it I hooked up with this chick while doing a keg stand.


Classy I know.

But whatever... This chick was old enough to buy me liquor (I was underage at the time) and as I found out there nothing................... Nothing this chick wouldn't do in the bedroom.



















































I mean nothing............. But I digest. Who here really cares about ATM IRL? Nobody right?

So anyway, this chick has one year of pysch under her bra and thinks she knows everything about everyone, everywhere. After the first year you apparently learn you don't know jack shit... But this chick wasn't smart enough to make it that far.

So anyway, I don't care. I'm just visiting town and hitting that vag every chance I get. Until one night...


I am literally pounding this chicks asshole and she brings up the fact that I like it because I have repressed parental issues.



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My parents were the parents ya'll get nostalgic for when you watch Nick At Night. I have no complaints when it comes to my childhood/how I was raised. Even looking back now...

But this chick doesn't know me other than my name and what my dick looks like on her forehead.


But whateve's... I like it because this chicks ass was 10x tighter than her pussy. Seriously.


Her snatch felt like fucking a lasagna. It was just weird.

So anyway... After placing 3,000,312,576 potential babies on her tits I tell her it's not a good idea we see each other anymore.


She does not take this news well.



I'll finish the story later... I gotta go.

Echonova
01-06-2013, 09:08 PM
Sorry, had to put in some overtime today. So where were we... Ah yes. I wiped my dick off on her sheets and left. Not really knowing what to make of the situation. She follows me out into the parking lot still butt-ass nude yelling about how she can "help" me...

I'm all like

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo303/rettenet/wut.jpg

wut? She proceeds to inform me that I have issues that is forcing me to push her away, and she is willing to help get through these issues because she's "learned how to deal with people like me"...

No bitch, you haven't.

So I asked how banging her ass meant I had repressed parental issues (whatever that is)? Her reply... The act of sodomy isn't really about the sex, it's a cry for help. Now this chick is truly starting to scare me.

No... I think I got the idea when you screamed "Fuck my ass you big dick bastard" during the pounding doggie style two days ago. Campus police shows up, I bounce. After the drive back home I arrive to 12 messages on my answering machine telling me how it's ok and she knows "just how to help me".

Anyway, to make a long story short... She made marriage counseling appointments for us.



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Ah... Time to go again. Until next time.

ssonsk
01-06-2013, 09:23 PM
Nice

Sinfix_15
01-06-2013, 09:58 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7i9ZAE80Br7N0srbPC7BMYllabmILF 1Uu7HdL1buWdAr6cs1ciiMhmBMPxg

Echonova
01-06-2013, 11:08 PM
Never seen/heard of that movie. Perhaps I should rent it and masturbate to the good ole' days when the wife is out of town.










Or I could masturbate to youporn.com



































Same difference right?

Echonova
01-06-2013, 11:19 PM
So the "marriage counselor" calls me after "missing" our first appointment. I proceed to enlighten him on the real story, about us not being married and she was a casual fuck on the side when I was able to leave Atlanta. I will never forget the words spoken to me through that crackling telephone.


















"Uh... We might be dealing with something I'm not equipped to handle."




Thanks for the tip champ.















She eventually found someone closer/bigger mark than me because after three weeks the phone calls stopped. There are times I think I should FB creep and see what that crazy bitch is up too. But for the life of me can't remember her name.





I wanna say Samantha. But I'm not sure that's not because every chick I've ever known named Samantha isn't bat-shit crazy. Even if that's right, still doesn't help with a last name though...

Sinfix_15
01-06-2013, 11:25 PM
Never seen/heard of that movie. Perhaps I should rent it and masturbate to the good ole' days when the wife is out of town.










Or I could masturbate to youporn.com



































Same difference right?

You'd probably like it. It's the movie version of the story you just told.

Echonova
01-06-2013, 11:54 PM
You'd probably like it. It's the movie version of the story you just told.That doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy.




However this was nothing compared to the chick that stalked me.





Geez

Skorcher
01-07-2013, 06:49 PM
Echo is like the dirty old geriatric I aspire to be when I hit that magic age just between not caring and senility.