Talking Dog

[punkr6]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a
sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog
for Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in
the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I
told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because
no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling
him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.'

[ATL_EG]

you gots no comments, so i figured id help out :)
i got a chuckle out of it

[bonezMTA]

it wuz sum what funny lol

[HalfBaked]

it wuz sum what funny lol
It'd probably have been funnier had the dog spoke ebonics. Right? Right?

[jhadleyh]

he did it for teh lulz

[ATL_EG]

It'd probably have been funnier had the dog spoke ebonics. Right? Right?

i tried earlier, don't waste your time...

[bonezMTA]

It'd probably have been funnier had the dog spoke ebonics. Right? Right?


are u makin fun of how i type? cuz im gettn tired of ppl telln me dat shyt. i mean eitha u hav no lyf worryin bou how i type or u can simply undastand wa im typin cuz u sure replied with my quote. so wich 1?

[jhadleyh]

^^^^Your a fucking idiot!

[bonezMTA]

^^^^Your a fucking idiot!

how? giv me 5 reasonz...

[jhadleyh]

how? giv me 5 reasonz...


Only one needed,


The fact that you CHOOSE to post in such a ridiculous manner in which people have to read your post's twice because it so fucking hacked up. I'm pretty sure that's a good enough reason sir. :goodjob:

[bonezMTA]

Only one needed,


The fact that you CHOOSE to post in such a ridiculous manner in which people have to read your post's twice because it so fucking hacked up. I'm pretty sure that's a good enough reason sir. :goodjob:

jea. i thought so. bu u still read it dnt u? ok. so point blank

[jhadleyh]

kill yourself please

[bonezMTA]

o and thanx 4 the negative rep.

[jhadleyh]

no problem

[HalfBaked]

are u makin fun of how i type? cuz im gettn tired of ppl telln me dat shyt. i mean eitha u hav no lyf worryin bou how i type or u can simply undastand wa im typin cuz u sure replied with my quote. so wich 1?
I don't care how you type.

It just shows how stupid you clearly are. You obviously think you're badass because you type like you think someone who would be gangsta does. I'm sure you talk the same way in person which makes you sound ignorant and uneducated.

Therefore it just shows that you are immature and don't want to be taken seriously because no one would take someone serious that talks like you do.

So please, huff a dong and choke to death on your small cocked gangsta friends.

[jhadleyh]

^^^true story

[bonezMTA]

I don't care how you type.

It just shows how stupid you clearly are. You obviously think you're badass because you type like you think someone who would be gangsta does. I'm sure you talk the same way in person which makes you sound ignorant and uneducated.

Therefore it just shows that you are immature and don't want to be taken seriously because no one would take someone serious that talks like you do.

So please, huff a dong and choke to death on your small cocked gangsta friends.


so now u wan to judgemental on how i type? hmmm i graduated high school. had a 3.6 gpa. go 2 GA tech and im uneducated? now who sounds dumb? i don't have any "gangsta" friends. bu if you wanna talk about gangsta. i do have a uncle in the peruvian mafia and an autie with more balls than u. so yea huff a dong? how bou u jus STFU n ask questions b4 u get put in place. (dum check yoself) let me type how i type n i'll let u suk cock how u suk cock. (go head neg. rep. me, as if i giv a fuc.k) :2up:

[jhadleyh]

WOW....JUST WOW, your still a fucking idiot for typing that way, like halfbaked said nobody is going to take you seriously, I hope your ok with that.

[HalfBaked]

so now u wan to judgemental on how i type? hmmm i graduated high school. had a 3.6 gpa. go 2 GA tech and im uneducated? now who sounds dumb? i don't have any "gangsta" friends. bu if you wanna talk about gangsta. i do have a uncle in the peruvian mafia and an autie with more balls than u. so yea huff a dong? how bou u jus STFU n ask questions b4 u get put in place. (dum check yoself) let me type how i type n i'll let u suk cock how u suk cock. (go head neg. rep. me, as if i giv a fuc.k) :2up:
How did you pass anything that involved you having to write a paper?

Did your badass Aunt and Uncle use their muscle in the peruvian mafia to help you pass?

And awesome, you graduated with a 3.6gpa. Remedial classes are meant to be easy; passing them isn't anything to brag about.

And you should live as if you'll die today, so dig yourself a grave and bury yourself.

[bonezMTA]

bitch. everybody takes me seriously. how bou u hop off my nuts n halfbaked can stfu n suk dem 26 points off my dick.

[bonezMTA]

ignorant ass muhhfukas!!! wastin yo tym on me lol

[jhadleyh]

ban fucking ban

[ATL_EG]

so now u wan to judgemental on how i type? hmmm i graduated high school. had a 3.6 gpa. go 2 GA tech and im uneducated? now who sounds dumb? i don't have any "gangsta" friends. bu if you wanna talk about gangsta. i do have a uncle in the peruvian mafia and an autie with more balls than u. so yea huff a dong? how bou u jus STFU n ask questions b4 u get put in place. (dum check yoself) let me type how i type n i'll let u suk cock how u suk cock. (go head neg. rep. me, as if i giv a fuc.k) :2up:

......:no:




i seriously just made a sandwich that spoke better than you.

[k20siboii]

x21615131605151 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[jhadleyh]

......:no:




i seriously just made a sandwich that spoke better than you.



RRRRREEEEEPPPPPPPPEEEEEDDD

[ATL_EG]

RRRRREEEEEPPPPPPPPEEEEEDDD

right back at ya :goodjob:

[bonezMTA]

How did you pass anything that involved you having to write a paper?

Did your badass Aunt and Uncle use their muscle in the peruvian mafia to help you pass?

And awesome, you graduated with a 3.6gpa. Remedial classes are meant to be easy; passing them isn't anything to brag about.

And you should live as if you'll die today, so dig yourself a grave and bury yourself.


ummm u cnt go 2 college if u take remedial classes fuktard. u jus stay hurtin yoself. and bitch i sleep in a grave.

[bonezMTA]

......:no:




i seriously just made a sandwich that spoke better than you.

i seriously just took a shit that meant more 2 me than yo wrds do

[jhadleyh]

^^^you should eat that shit cause it was prolly smarter than you....it might give you a little bit of knowledge

[HalfBaked]

i seriously just took a shit that meant more 2 me than yo wrds do
Impressive.

You almost wrote a sentence.

[bonezMTA]

ban me? r u serious? only bcuz u judgin me on how i type? bitch ban me. and wa?

[jhadleyh]

lol...this shit is funny

[bonezMTA]

Impressive.

You almost wrote a sentence.


impressive. u still wastin yo time on me. wasted + time = no fukn life!!!

[bonezMTA]

^^^you should eat that shit cause it was prolly smarter than you....it might give you a little bit of knowledge

u jus sounded stupid cuz shyt duznt have a brain. so i guess i can now compare u 2 sumthn.

[jhadleyh]

Again, nobody is gonna take you seriously if you type like that. Is it that much harder to just type correctly?

[HalfBaked]

It has to be harder to actually try to figure out how to type incorrectly then to spell words the way you were taught how.

[bonezMTA]

Again, nobody is gonna take you seriously if you type like that. Is it that much harder to just type correctly?

is it that much harder to lay off my nuts? :lmfao:

[ATL_EG]

ummm u cnt go 2 college if u take remedial classes fuktard. u jus stay hurtin yoself. and bitch i sleep in a grave.


impressive. u still wastin yo time on me. wasted + time = no fukn life!!!


really now? you sleep in a grave? not only does that make absolutely no sense at all, it's quite detrimental to your argument.

you keep on with this "Btch A'int gotz NO fukn lyfe!?!1?!" thing, yet you are on the same forum, in the same sub-section, posting in the same thread? get my point?























translation: U a fuk dum aZZ No Lyfe moFUKKA!?!?

[jhadleyh]

It has to be harder to actually try to figure out how to type incorrectly then to spell words the way you were taught how.


That's what i was thinking


and im not on your nuts faggot goddamn please go kill yourself GTFO IA you peice of stupid fucking shit bastard

[bonezMTA]

really now? you sleep in a grave? not only does that make absolutely no sense at all, it's quite detrimental to your argument.

you keep on with this "Btch A'int gotz NO fukn lyfe!?!1?!" thing, yet you are on the same forum, in the same sub-section, posting in the same thread? get my point?

























translation: U a fuk dum aZZ No Lyfe moFUKKA!?!?

it duz make sense. jus lyk wen ppl say im bou 2 hit da sak or jump in da hay. itz all considered a fukn bed. so u jus made yoself luk stupid. ONCE AGAIN

[bonezMTA]

That's what i was thinking


and im not on your nuts faggot goddamn please go kill yourself GTFO IA you peice of stupid fucking shit bastard


lol iz dat all u can say? and yes i am a bastard. and wa? i have no dad bu im sure im duin way better than him. thanx 4 putting that out there for me.

[HalfBaked]

Your dad is doing better then you because he knows how to make good decisions.

The first was realizing you were a piece of shit, so he split on your ass.

[jhadleyh]

if you really took offense to the whole "bastard" thing my bad but uh i have never met my dad either so dont expect sympathy from me.

[jhadleyh]

Your dad is doing better then you because he knows how to make good decisions.

The first was realizing you were a piece of shit, so he split on your ass.





I can always count on halfbaked to take it to the next level lol.

[ATL_EG]

it duz make sense. jus lyk wen ppl say im bou 2 hit da sak or jump in da hay. itz all considered a fukn bed. so u jus made yoself luk stupid. ONCE AGAIN

those two expressions make sense because beds were at one point in time made from hay and burlap sacks, to my knowledge its never been widely accepted to sleep buried underground.

give it a shot though! maybe your on to something :goodjob:

[ATL_EG]

Your dad is doing better then you because he knows how to make good decisions.

The first was realizing you were a piece of shit, so he split on your ass.

thank you sir, for going places i would rather not :yes:

[jhadleyh]

^^^true story lol

[HalfBaked]

thank you sir, for going places i would rather not :yes:
His dad went somewhere he didn't want to.

His mom ended up pregnant.

The abortion failed.

And 18 years later his bastard son found IA.

[bonezMTA]

Your dad is doing better then you because he knows how to make good decisions.

The first was realizing you were a piece of shit, so he split on your ass.


umm no. he wuz deported. that's all i know so u stay makin yoself luk stupid everytym u write sumthn. and im not askin for sympathy but y are yall really clownin on how i write? maybe i dnt want to write the whole thing out. ever thought of that? maybe i think of it as a break becuz of having to write fukn 4 page essays every fukn monday!!! so y are yall really clownin on me? bcuz no1 iz backin me up? duz it make u feel like a man? b real

[bonezMTA]

His dad went somewhere he didn't want to.

His mom ended up pregnant.

The abortion failed.

And 18 years later his bastard son found IA.

u act like anything u wrote hurts me. i can feel a ghost more than i do yo wrdz

[jhadleyh]

umm no. he wuz deported. that's all i know so u stay makin yoself luk stupid everytym u write sumthn. and im not askin for sympathy but y are yall really clownin on how i write? maybe i dnt want to write the whole thing out. ever thought of that? maybe i think of it as a break becuz of having to write fukn 4 page essays every fukn monday!!! so y are yall really clownin on me? bcuz no1 iz backin me up? duz it make u feel like a man? b real


Yes it makes me feel like a man. I get the sense that your probably crying at your computer desk.

[HalfBaked]

I bet your keyboard thanks you for saving it the hassle of entering every letter in words like "be" or "time."

Especially since you have to type 4 page essays once a week. 4 pages, wow. That is soo many.

[ATL_EG]

umm no. he wuz deported. that's all i know so u stay makin yoself luk stupid everytym u write sumthn. and im not askin for sympathy but y are yall really clownin on how i write? maybe i dnt want to write the whole thing out. ever thought of that? maybe i think of it as a break becuz of having to write fukn 4 page essays every fukn monday!!! so y are yall really clownin on me? bcuz no1 iz backin me up? duz it make u feel like a man? b real

no, we are "clowning" on you because we like our forum to be understandable, and personally im hoping that you will eventually go away, and we can then have decent conversations amongst ourselves. ;)

[bonezMTA]

Yes it makes me feel like a man. I get the sense that your probably crying at your computer desk.

more like a man with a pussy lol and jea i am crying. crying of laughter tho bcuz ur jus fukn funny!!! u make me laff knowin that sum people are just a waste of sperm. ( yo daddy shulda saved his)

[bonezMTA]

no, we are "clowning" on you because we like our forum to be understandable, and personally im hoping that you will eventually go away, and we can then have decent conversations amongst ourselves. ;)
go away? but y? im sure this is entertaining... it is 2 me

[HalfBaked]

Have you ever seen any of those Liberty Mutual commercials about how everyday people choose to do the right thing?

If you go ahead and kill yourself; I'll make sure you get a commercial about the right thing you did.

[ATL_EG]

more like a man with a pussy lol and jea i am crying. crying of laughter tho bcuz ur jus fukn funny!!! u make me laff knowin that sum people are just a waste of sperm. ( yo daddy shulda saved his)

your daddy should have put down the crack pipe after he paid your mom $4 for a backseat fuck, maybe you would have come out half way decent then.

[bonezMTA]

I bet your keyboard thanks you for saving it the hassle of entering every letter in words like "be" or "time."

Especially since you have to type 4 page essays once a week. 4 pages, wow. That is soo many.

and yes 4 pages every fukn sunday when we recieve an email on what our topic is about and have only 1 day 2 ryt it so u can STFU once a FUKN gan!!!! :lmfao:

[bonezMTA]

your daddy should have put down the crack pipe after he paid your mom $4 for a backseat fuck, maybe you would have come out half way decent then.

no drugs in my family. so now u luk as stupid as the other 1z talkin shyt. wan a hair sample jus 2 shut u da fuk up?

[jhadleyh]

Have you ever seen any of those Liberty Mutual commercials about how everyday people choose to do the right thing?

If you go ahead and kill yourself; I'll make sure you get a commercial about the right thing you did.


QFT

[bonezMTA]

QFT

im sure u seen the folgers coffee commercial. so how bou u jus sit bak and hav a cup of sum SHUT THE FUK UP!!! :lmfao:

[ATL_EG]

no drugs in my family. so now u luk as stupid as the other 1z talkin shyt. wan a hair sample jus 2 shut u da fuk up?


yeah man, put that shit in the mail

[ATL_EG]

im sure u seen the folgers coffee commercial. so how bou u jus sit bak and hav a cup of sum SHUT THE FUK UP!!! :lmfao:

hahhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahahhaha HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE MOST ORIGINAL THING IVE EVER HEARD!!!! hahahhaha






























oh wait.....no it wasn't

[bonezMTA]

yeah man, put that shit in the mail

do u really wanna luk stupid?

[bonezMTA]

hahhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahahhaha HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE MOST ORIGINAL THING IVE EVER HEARD!!!! hahahhaha






























oh wait.....no it wasn't

it wuznt pose 2 b. jus lyk ur not eitha

[HalfBaked]

http://partlytruthpartlyfiction.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pot-calling-the-kettle-black-734818.jpg

[ATL_EG]

do u really wanna luk stupid?

yeah man, i want to look entirely fucking retarded actually. if you can't afford the stamp we could meet up somewhere, i'll drop the sample by anytest on my way home.

[bonezMTA]

yeah man, i want to look entirely fucking retarded actually. if you can't afford the stamp we could meet up somewhere, i'll drop the sample by anytest on my way home.

shyt. u jus saved me sum change. minus well save me sum gas too

[bonezMTA]

http://partlytruthpartlyfiction.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pot-calling-the-kettle-black-734818.jpg
so we gettin racial? u musta 4got that my "aunt" and "uncle" are peruvian

[HalfBaked]

so we gettin racial? u musta 4got that my "aunt" and "uncle" are peruvian
You're a fucking idiot.

[jhadleyh]

haha that shit went right over his head, I highly doubt he has attended 1 college course.

[ATL_EG]

so we gettin racial? u musta 4got that my "aunt" and "uncle" are peruvian

NO FUCKING WAY





Really now? did that actually just happen?

[bonezMTA]

jea yall jus wastin yall tym and makin yall self luk stupider everytym yall type sumthn about me

[jhadleyh]

jea yall jus wastin yall tym and makin yall self luk stupider everytym yall type sumthn about me



right......

[HalfBaked]

jea yall jus wastin yall tym and makin yall self luk stupider everytym yall type sumthn about me
You're saying we are looking dumber each time we post?


http://partlytruthpartlyfiction.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pot-calling-the-kettle-black-734818.jpg

[bonezMTA]

basically.

[HalfBaked]

basically.
http://sinigami.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/picard-facepalm2.jpg

[bonezMTA]

umm.... ok?

[punkr6]

damn, this shit went way off the tracks...

[jhadleyh]

na son lol

we're still discussing the joke you told earlier lol

[bonezMTA]

na son lol

we're still discussing the joke you told earlier lol

no they're not. they're discussin abou how i type. way off your joke. srry we had to ruin yo thread bu they wanna worry about others than their selves

[HalfBaked]

no they're not. they're discussin abou how i type. way off your joke. srry we had to ruin yo thread bu they wanna worry about others than their selves
FACEPALM!!!

[bonezMTA]

FACEPALM!!!

is what you do afta u jack the fuk off!!!

[staysideways]

is what you do afta u jack the fuk off!!!

it's what i do to your mom after i fist her ass.