Corrupt a wish

[RandomGuy]

I got this from another forum, but its awesome.

Corrupt a wish is where someone will wish for something and you must corrupt it, Example:
Poster 1: I wish i had a million dollars
Poster 2: Granted, but you get cancer and must spend it on cancer treatment;

Someone posted " I wish i had a 10 pound of weed that filled all the way back up every time i closed it."

Response: "Granted. But the bag will be your scrotom, so you will be limp and childless forever. I wish I could get more scholarship money to my university."


if you corrupt a wish you must have a wish of your own, and you must corrupt the one above yours.
And so we begin...

I wish my car had the fastest 1/4 mile time in existence.

[uproot]

granted. but you can only run it once, then your car will explode and you will die.


i wish i was in a successful rock band.

[YokotaS13]

granted, but the first year your group will split up and you will be a druggie for hte rest of your life

I wish i could afford a supermoto front wheel

[RandomGuy]

granted, but the first year your group will split up and you will be a druggie for hte rest of your life

I wish i could afford a supermoto front wheel
granted, but you will be able to afford it by selling your arms to an armless cambodian kid.

I wish I had a get out of jail free card.

[uproot]

granted, but you will be able to afford it by selling your arms to an armless cambodian kid.

I wish I had a get out of jail free card.

granted, but in small writing it says "You can only get out of jail to be sent to germany to be used as a gay sex slave."

I wish i had a tempurpedic mattress.

[Leisa]

I got this from another forum, but its awesome.

Corrupt a wish is where someone will wish for something and you must corrupt it, Example:
Poster 1: I wish i had a million dollars
Poster 2: Granted, but you get cancer and must spend it on cancer treatment;

Someone posted " I wish i had a 10 pound of weed that filled all the way back up every time i closed it."

Response: "Granted. But the bag will be your scrotom, so you will be limp and childless forever. I wish I could get more scholarship money to my university."


if you corrupt a wish you must have a wish of your own, and you must corrupt the one above yours.
And so we begin...

I wish my car had the fastest 1/4 mile time in existence.


your avatar freaks me out :confused:

[RandomGuy]

freaks you out :jerkit: or freaks you OUTTT :nautjerk: or

oh shit :eek:

by the way thats not a wish

[RandomGuy]

granted, but in small writing it says "You can only get out of jail to be sent to germany to be used as a gay sex slave."

I wish i had a tempurpedic mattress.
granted. But the matress will only be given to you because now you're on bed-rest for the rest of your life due to a spinal injury.

I wish I had the recipe for the cure for AIDs. $$$

[quickdodge®]

granted. But you will have to be the guinnea pig and the test will fail.

I wish I could make out, just once, with a pregnant Britney Spears. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

granted. But you will have to be the guinnea pig and the test will fail. (if the test fails, why not use the working cure afterwards to cure myself... blahahaha )

I wish I could make out, just once, with a pregnant Britney Spears. Later, QD.

Granted, But the making out leads to something more, and the baby ends up having dimples on its head.

I wish I owned my own small island nation.

[TranceDJ06]

Granted, But the making out leads to something more, and the baby ends up having dimples on its head.

I wish I owned my own small island nation.

Granted..But the Small Island you Owned had a big ass Tsunami and you and Every"thhing" else died.

I wish I had the McLaren F1! with the hottest Chix next to me :goodjob:

[RandomGuy]

Granted..But the Small Island you Owned had a big ass Tsunami and you and Every"thhing" else died.

I wish I had the McLaren F1! with the hottest Chix next to me :goodjob:
Granted, You have a Mac F1, but the baby chickens next to you are literally hot, theyre on fire, they cause the seat to get on fire, and eventually the car explodes- with you inside.

I wish bananas weren't so homo-erotically shaped.

[quickdodge®]

I wish I had the McLaren F1! with the hottest Chix next to me :goodjob:

Granted. But with the McLaren being only at a 1:64 scale, the chick, which is actually a tranny, leaves you and goes back to being straight.

I still wish I could stay a week on Mars. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

Granted. But with the McLaren being only at a 1:64 scale, the chick, which is actually a tranny, leaves you and goes back to being straight.

I still wish I could stay a week on Mars. Later, QD.
lol... granted, stay a week on Mars. Die within the first 30 seconds without the oxygen, and rot for the rest of the 6 days 23 hours and 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

I still wish bananas werent so homo-erotically shaped.

[uproot]

Granted, but the banana's new shape causes primates to lose interest in them, they then turn to other foods and they very quickly evolve into a super race and take over the human race.

I wish I had free gasoline for the rest of my life.

[Tbird_guy]

Granted, but the banana's new shape causes primates to lose interest in them, they then turn to other foods and they very quickly evolve into a super race and take over the human race.

I wish I had free gasoline for the rest of my life.


Granted, but upon your first free fill up, static electricity causes you to explode into a ball of flames...You die.

I wish I could go to sleep.

[chrisdavis]

Granted, but upon your first free fill up, static electricity causes you to explode into a ball of flames...You die.

I wish I could go to sleep.

Done. But you wake up to find that you are the asshole of a gay porn star who is attemping to set a world record for the largest gangbang in 24 hrs.




and I wish for three hands so I could give this thread three thumbs up

[ALVIN]

Granted you have three hands, but now you are forced to work as a homosexual street whore that gives out triple hand jobs at a time.

I wish my acura was trubo'd.

[quickdodge®]

I wish my acura was trubo'd.

NOT GRANTED for the fact that no one knows what a "trubo" is.

I wish that there were world peace through out. Later, QD.

[ALVIN]

Granted there is world peace through out, but every one is just so bored that they randomly start shooting nukes off.

I wish I didn't have classes tomorrow.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Granted. But it will be because you didn't get up with your alarm clock because you stayed out too late the night before and when you do finally wake up and realizee you have missed classes for the day, you get in the mindset that you are doomed and that you have done really wrong and start into a life-dooming landslide by going into the city and finding a local caine dealer and buy some off of him and smoke out, get addicted to the shit, start turning tricks on the corner for money because you lost your job due to your "new" life and you spend all your john's money supporting your evil, unforgivable habit and you end up 43 years old and picking yourself up out of gutters and needing a shower because you haven't bathed in the last 3 hours, plus 20 years, so you are flea-infested as well as diseased riddled because of your underground gay tricking lifestyle you thought you had to resort to all because you didn't have classes that one day back in October of 2005.

I wish I had cable modem. Later, QD.

[ALVIN]

hahaha

Granted but the cable modem runs off of a 14.4k server so you are stuck waiting an eternity for IA.com to load.

I wish I had a tv in my room.

[RandomGuy]

hahaha

Granted but the cable modem runs off of a 14.4k server so you are stuck waiting an eternity for IA.com to load.

I wish I had a tv in my room.
granted, you now have a TV in your room, It is a 80 inch plasma screen, but the idiot who installed it did so backwards, It is now permanently affixed to the wall, backwards, facing it, removing it would cause bodily damage and/or damage to the screen.

I wish that Quake 4 came out already.

[quickdodge®]

Granted. It came out yesterday. Only thing is, though, is that each time the game is played, you are the always the first character to get killed in the game.

I wish I could have the Porsche I've always wanted. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

Granted. It came out yesterday. Only thing is, though, is that each time the game is played, you are the always the first character to get killed in the game.

I wish I could have the Porsche I've always wanted. Later, QD.
Granted, but ruiner presses charges for grand theft and rape, and you are locked up for a pretty long time.

I wish My current car can hit 200mph+, SAFELY

[quickdodge®]

Granted. Only catch is that once you hit 200mph.................you ever seen the movie Speed?

I wish that I could just run to California in just 10 minutes. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

Granted, but ruiner presses charges for grand theft and rape, and you are locked up for a pretty long time.

I wish My current car can hit 200mph+, SAFELY

LOL, Granted But upon reaching 200mph safely, you activate a bomb similar to the one on SPEED causing the vehicle to explode should it decelerate below 200mph.

I wish that I could fly.

[quickdodge®]

YOU MUTHERFUCCING ASSHOLE!

Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

Granted. Only catch is that once you hit 200mph.................you ever seen the movie Speed?

I wish that I could just run to California in just 10 minutes. Later, QD.

Granted, but by-product of running to cali in just mins without any type of bodily protection has subjected you to major injuries which include: a damaged epidermic and endodermic skin layer, severed limbs and penis.

I wish I had a money tree.

[quickdodge®]

Granted. But I've never heard of any store that actually accepts Monopoly money.

I wish I had a real money tree. Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

Granted, but you must spend money off said tree to help Bloods wanting to buy black market pistols.

I wish I had some damn switches on the '64 already

[Kevykev]

Granted. But I've never heard of any store that actually accepts Monopoly money.

I wish I had a real monet tree. Later, QD.

Granted but monets are an unnacceptable form of paypment.

I wish I had a REAL MONEY tree! BITCH!

[NzProjeKt]

Granted. But I've never heard of any store that actually accepts Monopoly money.

I wish I had a real monet tree. Later, QD.
Granted. Your money tree produces such an overwhelming amount of money that the country faces inflation... The value of a dollar falls right under the value of dinero..

[quickdodge®]

Granted, but you must spend money off said tree to help Bloods wanting to buy black market pistols.

I wish I had some damn switches on the '64 already

Granted. But the first time you hit the switch, the car hops so high up that when it comes down you are on Pluto and without a proper atmosphere, you instantaneously implode.

I wish the Raiders would win the Super Bowl this year. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

He Wished for a "MONET TREE"!!!

[quickdodge®]

That wasn't me! Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

I wish Kevykev would take off the 18 toolbars he has

[quickdodge®]

Granted. But as soon as the toolbars leave his computer, they attach themselves to your forehead, thus giving you minimal eye-sight....but you can search for everything you want on the Net. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

I wish Kevykev would take off the 18 toolbars he has
he does but loses all access to those gay porn sites he frequents :eek:

I wish that footballs were made of chocolate.

[Kevykev]

I wish Kevykev would take off the 18 toolbars he has

Granted But since Kevin is at his girl's house doing so has somehow caused a Thinkfast's PC to explode in his face.

I wish I had controlable x-ray vision.

[RandomGuy]

Granted But since Kevin is at his girl's house doing so has somehow caused a Thinkfast's PC to explode in his face.

I wish I had controlable x-ray vision.
Granted, you will wish otherwise after you are sentenced to community service at a nursing home.

I still wish that I footballs were made of chocolate.

[quickdodge®]

Granted, but they are only controoled to old, bald gay men.

I wish that I could surf all day, everyday for a year straight. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but they are only controoled to old, bald gay men.

I wish that I could surf all day, everyday for a year straight. Later, QD.
Granted, but you die after a week due to starvation and lack of water and get eaten by sharks.

I wish that chocolate footballs were controlled by old bald gay men.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ That's bet. But the only problem you will face with this is that the old bald gay men will have to have access to your ass and said chocolate footballs.

I wish that mongoloid babies would stop winking at me. Later, QD.

[ALVIN]

Granted, but now random guy has no sig and the said mongoloid baby is haunting IA.

I wish it wasn't as hot as it is right now outside in the sun.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Granted, but at the cost of the sun exploding, thus sending Earth into a violent, spinning burst through space ending up crashing into Pluto, flinging you from Earth to the farthest planet out where you stand up and without a proper atmosphere, you instantaneously implode....yet again.

I wish that it would be 75 degrees every day, every year. Later, QD.

[R1craze]

This reminds me of the movie wishmaster. Like guy wishes for a million $$$ and his grandma signed a life ins policy then dies on a plane.

[RandomGuy]

^^^ Granted, but at the cost of the sun exploding, thus sending Earth into a violent, spinning burst through space ending up crashing into Pluto, flinging you from Earth to the farthest planet out where you stand up and without a proper atmosphere, you instantaneously implode....yet again.

I wish that it would be 75 degrees every day, every year. Later, QD.
Granted, Eskimos will hear of your wish and crucify you, then trade in their bear fur coats for leopard thongs.

I wish they renamed that one song by R. Kelly.

[quickdodge®]

Granted, but I see that they will re-name it "RANDOM GUY" and everyone will know it was about you and a lynch mob will come after you and R. Kelly beating the shit out of you until you are no more. Just like his career.

I wish that rap would be worth listening to again. Later, QD.

[NzProjeKt]

Granted, but I see that they will re-name it "RANDOM GUY" and everyone will know it was about you and a lynch mob will come after you and R. Kelly beating the shit out of you until you are no more. Just like his career.

I wish that rap would be worth listening to again. Later, QD.
NOT GRANTED!!! THANKS TO OUR MTVS AND THE KANYE WESTS...

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but I see that they will re-name it "RANDOM GUY" and everyone will know it was about you and a lynch mob will come after you and R. Kelly beating the shit out of you until you are no more. Just like his career.

I wish that rap would be worth listening to again. Later, QD.

granted, but you'd have no time to listen to it


I wish that my damn car finally runs right.

[chrisdavis]

granted, but you'd have no time to listen to it


I wish that my damn car finally runs right.


Granted but it will only run while the wheels are turned all the way to the right.


I wish that I could finally go to day shift.

[ahmonrah]

Granted but it will only run while the wheels are turned all the way to the right.


I wish that I could finally go to day shift.
granted, but the day you do, a coworker will be fired, snap and come back shooting, and you will be killed along with your boss and 2 other co workers...
i wish i was 6'4

[chrisdavis]

granted, but the day you do, a coworker will be fired, snap and come back shooting, and you will be killed along with your boss and 2 other co workers...
i wish i was 6'4

Granted, but every woman in the world will find men over 6'3 completey unattracive and refuse to have anything to do with them.


I wish I had a new Benz

[bigdare23]

Granted, but every woman in the world will find men over 6'3 completey unattracive and refuse to have anything to do with them.


I wish I had a new Benz

granted, but u will have to drive old folks around everytime you want to drive it.

I wish my car was painted

[ahmonrah]

granted, but u will have to drive old folks around everytime you want to drive it.

I wish my car was painted
granted, but the paint will be lead based and in 1 year you will develop a cancer that will attack your lymph nodes killing you .

i wish i owned a 3k sq ft home.

[bigdare23]

granted, but the paint will be lead based and in 1 year you will develop a cancer that will attack your lymph nodes killing you .

i wish i owned a 3k sq ft home.

granted, but you will have only one bedroom, that you would have to share with a gay couple who are men.

Damn, I wish I graduated from GT already

[Seymour222]

granted, but you will have only one bedroom, that you would have to share with a gay couple who are men.

Damn, I wish I graduated from GT already

granted, but you have no ambition and settle for a job separating solid waste for drinking water and contract a disease derived from fecal matter. Your rectum molds itself shut.

I wish I had a giant metal cockroach.

[ahmonrah]

granted, but you have no ambition and settle for a job separating solid waste for drinking water and contract a disease derived from fecal matter. Your rectum molds itself shut.

I wish I had a giant metal cockroach.granted, but once you aquire this roach, while admiring it one day, it will fall on you, crushing your lower extremeties....leaving you to die slowly.

i wish import atlanta sends fine brazilian hookers to all male members homes!!

[Hektik]

granted, but once you aquire this roach, while admiring it one day, it will fall on you, crushing your lower extremeties....leaving you to die slowly.

i wish import atlanta sends fine brazilian hookers to all male members homes!!
Granted but seeing as how Brazil has such a high AIDS rate u catch AIDS . but only on ur penis and are forced to have it cut off.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
:D -Skeelo

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I wish I was little bit taller,

granted, but where you grew in height, you lost size where it counts



I wish I was a baller

Granted, but shortly after you'll realize that being a basketball isn't much fun



I wish I had a girl who looked good

Granted, but you quickly learn that male pregancy isn't that great, and you quickly turn against incest after your daughter grows up



I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

Granted, but your rabbit becomes hostile after being trapped in the hat for so, he brutally murders your entire family and rapes their corpse until rabbit-juice flows from their mouth



and a '64 Impala

Granted, one '64 impala with rb26dett swap. Unfortunately the car came with an angry mob of nissan fans condemming the skyline swap into old school american cars, and another mob of angry old school americans angry because the car was tainted with an imported engine

I wish Hasan would quit asking me out on dates on myspace... No I don't want to take a 'ride' in the starion/conquest/civic :lmfao:

[Hektik]

granted, but where you grew in height, you lost size where it counts


Granted, but shortly after you'll realize that being a basketball isn't much fun


Granted, but you quickly learn that male pregancy isn't that great, and you quickly turn against incest after your daughter grows up


Granted, but your rabbit becomes hostile after being trapped in the hat for so, he brutally murders your entire family and rapes their corpse until rabbit-juice flows from their mouth


Granted, one '64 impala with rb26dett swap. Unfortunately the car came with an angry mob of nissan fans condemming the skyline swap into old school american cars, and another mob of angry old school americans angry because the car was tainted with an imported engine

I wish Hasan would quit asking me out on dates on myspace... No I don't want to take a 'ride' in the starion/conquest/civic :lmfao:



HAHAHAHAHHAHA



Granted but only because you accepted his offer and now you are engaged to Hasan and are going to have small michelin looking babies from youre soon to be husband



I wish Brett would stop reposting

[wantsanS14]

I wish Brett would stop reposting


Granted, but now every1 on IA does:eek:

i wish i had a cat back on my Z.

[rodr4813]

Granted, but now every1 on IA does:eek:

i wish i had a cat back on my Z.

granted, but you have to :idb: your cousin.

I wish wantsanS14 would do his work in class so i can copy. :ninja:

[wantsanS14]

granted, but you have to :idb: your cousin.

I wish wantsanS14 would do his work in class so i can copy. :ninja:

done.shes adopted.

not granted thats wat ur here for.

i wish i had a million $ bank account that refills when empty.

[rodr4813]

granted, but you die.
The End.


I wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.

[wantsanS14]

granted, but you die.
The End.


I wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.
granted but its up ur ass.

i wish rod would stop messing wit my 360 sell.

[rodr4813]

granted, but you have to lower the price.
I wish we would stop replying to ourselfs and let someone else get in here.

[R.Kelly]

granted but im the only one in here
I wish that i could leave school and sleep

[Ran]

Granted, but you fail your class.

I wish I didn't have class tonight.

[R.Kelly]

Granted, but you fail your class.

I wish I didn't have class tonight.

granted but you'll be attending your parents funeral

I wish I had call of duty 3

[rodr4813]

granted, but your console burns.

i wish i had money for the ps3.

[R.Kelly]

granted, but your console burns.

i wish i had money for the ps3.

granted but the ps3 sucks major ass

i wish that i had the $ for an ls1 swap

[Ran]

granted but the ps3 sucks major ass

i wish that i had the $ for an ls1 swapGranted, but it explodes after your first launch.

I wish my pancakes weren't cold.

[wantsanS14]

granted, but your console burns.

i wish i had money for the ps3.

granted. but you have to sell your body for it.

i wish i graduated already.

[R.Kelly]

Granted, but it explodes after your first launch.

I wish my pancakes weren't cold.

granted but they are so hot they become molten and burn through your lower jaw and through your midsection

i wish my new car wasnt an automatic

[Niger]

i wish my new car wasnt an automatic
granted, it is a 2 speed transmission with a 3.0 final drive.