View Full Version : If you could have ONE super power, what would it be?
Black Mamba
10-08-2009, 02:36 PM
Teleporting.
Don't be a copy cat.
Discuss.
TRDwasiq
10-08-2009, 02:37 PM
Immortal!
punkr6
10-08-2009, 02:39 PM
to be able to FLY...
Crazy Asian
10-08-2009, 02:40 PM
invisibility. Im going to every girls locker room and changing room and of course stealing some cash from pricks and asses.
GhostSTI
10-08-2009, 02:40 PM
to close this thread and ban you all.....
Nemesis
10-08-2009, 02:40 PM
full color xray vision, so I can see titties everyday like 24/7
-EnVus-
10-08-2009, 02:41 PM
to be able to copy any other powers i wanted
BluesClues
10-08-2009, 02:42 PM
That's a good one JDMJAY!
To be able to rewind time. So if I fucked up something or if things didn't go my way, I could go back and change it at will.
Ziptied
10-08-2009, 02:43 PM
Flying, duh
Danger Mouse
10-08-2009, 02:46 PM
like the flash
Nemesis
10-08-2009, 02:48 PM
the power to convince any girl to like me, so I will never be alone again
*sad*
Black Mamba
10-08-2009, 02:48 PM
to be able to copy any other powers i wanted
Lmao, the best one i've heard.:goodjob:
Kevykev
10-08-2009, 02:49 PM
well since there's no copying, I'd like to be invisible, but not immortal.
Invisible is my first choice.
to be able to copy any other powers i wanted
Cheater.. LOL
Black Mamba
10-08-2009, 02:49 PM
That's a good one JDMJAY!
To be able to rewind time. So if I fucked up something or if things didn't go my way, I could go back and change it at will.
That sounds dangerous.. With all the things that you fucked up and etc, isn't that what made you, who you are... today? just sayin'
Crazy Asian
10-08-2009, 02:51 PM
well since there's no copying, I'd like to be invisible, but not immortal.
Invisible is my first choice.
Cheater.. LOL
Heck yeah Kev. That's what I want.
-EnVus-
10-08-2009, 02:52 PM
That's a good one JDMJAY!
To be able to rewind time. So if I fucked up something or if things didn't go my way, I could go back and change it at will.
Lmao, the best one i've heard.:goodjob:
Thanks
Lurker
10-08-2009, 02:54 PM
Definitely invisibility or teleporting. I would rob banks and more importantly I would travel the world penetrating the vaginas of famous women while they were in a deep sleep. They would think they are having a romantic dream while I thrust my manhood in and out of thier orifice. Win win situation for both of us.
I would call myself Bonerman!
It would be badassicle.
Black Mamba
10-08-2009, 02:56 PM
Definitely invisibility or teleporting. I would rob banks and more importantly I would travel the world penetrating the vaginas of famous women while they were in a deep sleep. They would think they are having a romantic dream while I thrust my manhood in and out of thier orifice. Win win situation for both of us.
I would call myself Bonerman!
It would be badassicle.
lmao. stop lurking.
Kevykev
10-08-2009, 02:56 PM
Heck yeah Kev. That's what I want.
I meant to say INVINCIBLE, but not immortal.
But hell yeah, sneak up on mofos.
HarietTubgrl
10-08-2009, 02:56 PM
to be able to turn my piss into gasoline
Crazy Asian
10-08-2009, 02:58 PM
I meant to say INVINCIBLE, but not immortal.
But hell yeah, sneak up on mofos.
or girls and pull their skirt or tops off. And when they're changing open that door as fast as you can.
Nemesis
10-08-2009, 03:03 PM
the power to instantly start playing 2 Girls 1 cup over any theater screen on a Friday / Saturday night.
Black Mamba
10-08-2009, 03:04 PM
LOL.. invisible guys would go "sharking" all day, you pervs!
nreggie454
10-08-2009, 03:04 PM
Mind control.
bigdare23
10-08-2009, 03:07 PM
Never ending strength like the Hulk.
LizBiz
10-08-2009, 03:12 PM
Invisibility!!!!! That is limitless power. F the rest,I don't need to damn fly if u can't see me standing next to u. I can steal anything I want, and I wish a dude would try to play me. I'd be 2 feet away from his bed, pop off his condom when him and the side chick are switching positions, then take his keys and drive his car off a cliff. He'd never know.
If I wanna go on vacation I can sneak on a plane and go anywhere. If I'm tired of looking at ur face I can go to the bathroom and never come back.
There's nothing u can't do LMFAO!!!!
Nemesis
10-08-2009, 03:12 PM
The power to remove Obama from the Oval Office.
/thread
Crazy Asian
10-08-2009, 03:15 PM
Invisibility!!!!! That is limitless power. F the rest,I don't need to damn fly if u can't see me standing next to u. I can steal anything I want, and I wish a dude would try to play me. I'd be 2 feet away from his bed, pop off his condom when him and the side chick are switching positions, then take his keys and drive his car off a cliff. He'd never know.
If I wanna go on vacation I can sneak on a plane and go anywhere. If I'm tired of looking at ur face I can go to the bathroom and never come back.
There's nothing u can't do LMFAO!!!!
except making true love with someone. Unless you count rape as one
Black Mamba
10-08-2009, 03:16 PM
except making true love with someone. Unless you count rape as one
QFT
Nemesis
10-08-2009, 03:19 PM
except making true love with someone. Unless you count rape as one
rape showersssssssssssssssssssssssss
Sunkenkarma
10-08-2009, 03:23 PM
The ability to be the best DANCER!
Crazy Asian
10-08-2009, 03:25 PM
rape showersssssssssssssssssssssssss
only you would and prob me.
Nemesis
10-08-2009, 03:25 PM
The ability to be the best DANCER!
wtffffffffffffffff stripper?
Nemesis
10-08-2009, 03:31 PM
I cant believe nobody has mentioned to be a MOD on IA. I would totally ask for that, then I could get hot bitches and moderate people all up in the lounge.
teh bri
10-08-2009, 03:38 PM
To read minds ;)
mchschase27
10-08-2009, 03:58 PM
to have money anytime i say......
CHA-CHING BITCHES!!!!! :jerkit:
Crazy Asian
10-08-2009, 04:09 PM
To read minds ;)
stupidest thing ever. Might as well just say I want to be psychic like Dr. Xavier.
TSiFTW
10-08-2009, 04:14 PM
Radiation lasers from my eyes. That way I could fry a mother fucker that pissed me off.
J-ROCK
10-08-2009, 04:21 PM
bring people back to life! that way i could see my dad
bring people back to life! that way i could see my dad
Dam that's deep. Sorry about your dad. You'll see him one day again.
FlipKing
10-08-2009, 04:44 PM
Heal Like Wolverine. Bitches would shoot me, and then i'd get up and kill em.lol
SUBY_RUE
10-08-2009, 04:57 PM
I would want to be a vampire.... :ninja: or have there powers i mean. :devil:
J-ROCK
10-08-2009, 06:09 PM
Dam that's deep. Sorry about your dad. You'll see him one day again.
oh yeah man no doubt i cant wait till that day but then agian i can you know but ill see him when my time comes
BKgen®
10-08-2009, 06:10 PM
Invisibility. Definitely.
amandDA
10-08-2009, 10:22 PM
to be able to know 100% if people are lying or not
02SloWrx
10-08-2009, 10:31 PM
That's a good one JDMJAY!
To be able to rewind time. So if I fucked up something or if things didn't go my way, I could go back and change it at will.
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Lurker
10-08-2009, 10:32 PM
to be able to copy any other powers i wanted
If you're the only person on earth with a super power, who are you going to copy from?
Thats the same as having no power if you can't copy someone elses power. You would have a useless super ability.
Self pwnd?
Firefightin_tC
10-08-2009, 11:58 PM
Turn my body into living steel like Colossus!
roxie911
10-09-2009, 12:04 AM
Read minds...so I can know what people really think. I fucking HATE liars!!!
Catnip
10-09-2009, 12:10 AM
I'd want the super power to turn into womenz panties.
*runs from bri*
40th GT
10-09-2009, 12:32 AM
I wanna cut 1.8 60's on street tires.
Nah. I wanna be able to function without sleep.
Shift_2WIN
10-09-2009, 12:52 AM
Telekenesis
DriVaH
10-09-2009, 01:00 AM
shape shift
Catnip
10-09-2009, 01:07 AM
to control minds
AKA become a woman.
PSINXS
10-09-2009, 01:14 AM
power to stop time and i can still move about.
AKA become a woman.
LOL:D
Catnip
10-09-2009, 01:28 AM
http://apps.rockyou.com/images/facebook/apps/superwall/2008_04_23_control_your_life.jpg
lol
claybird
10-09-2009, 01:35 AM
Well i though flying,duh. but now im convinced for rewinding time :goodjob:
super agility,like spider man( i'd be a better driver and an athlete cuz i suck at sports)
Time travel, that way I could go to the future and find out cures for cancer, heart disease, aids, ect.
Maverick
10-09-2009, 11:23 AM
the ability to turn invisible but only when nobody is looking or the ability to turn oxygen to carbon dioxide
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