What to do about the fat cunts bimmer

[Friggintitsman]

The fat black bitch that live in my neighborhood had a 7 series bimmer that has either a really sensitive alarm or is defective. At night often times it goes off keeping everyone in the area awake all night. I'm pretty sure she is well aware that it happens.

I've been thinking of pounding on her door next time and making her shut it off. Or just setting the car on fire.

Suggestions?

[TSiFTW]

Molotov cocktail through front windshield should fix it.

[bdydrpdmazda]

go with your second instinct and take lots of pics before scurrying back in your house

[Friggintitsman]

Molotov cocktail through front windshield should fix it.


I really want to trust me

[JITB]

you wont do anything... except complain to us about it!

im sure if you go and tell her when u see her she might try to take care of it

[J-ROCK]

just do it lol

[Echonova]

Break into car, since obviously she doesn't pay attention to the siren... Take your time.

Pop hood

Cut wires to siren.

Piss in the oil fill

Have a Heineken.

[Friggintitsman]

you wont do anything... except complain to us about it!

im sure if you go and tell her when u see her she might try to take care of it


You know nothing of my work

[Nemesis]

arson is always the best choice

[Friggintitsman]

I'm thinking of pouring brake fluid on the paint. Maybe in the form of a swastika

[J-ROCK]

rag in the gas tank neck thing and light it on fires

[Friggintitsman]

I'm going to write "YOU" on the windshield in white shoe polish, jump on the roof of the car, swing my ax into the windshield and leave it there.

[oneSLOWex]

Wait till it goes off when its really late....then go beat on the door and tell her to turn the fucking thing off.

[Friggintitsman]

Wait till it goes off when its really late....then go beat on the door and tell her to turn the fucking thing off.


I said that in the OP lol

[oneSLOWex]

I said that in the OP lol

I know....

[SloWRX]

pour Aircraft Remover all over the car, it'll strip the paint to the metal. you'll be amazed how good it works :ninja:

[On_Her_Face]

Break the latch on the hood, steal the horn out of the car.

Duh.

[jhadleyh]

you should put poop on her door handles....simple yet effective....now whether or not it will stop the siren from going of i dont know but it sure would be funny to watch that bitch touch your poop

[Nemesis]

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

[ilovemyhonda.]

Is this the girl who came to the V driving like a bat out of hell?

[MongolPup]

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

How long does a heart stay warm? Long enough for a few buddies or is it a solo act?

[hondachik]

Break into car, since obviously she doesn't pay attention to the siren... Take your time.

Break window.

Open door.

Hotwire the car.

Drive off to predetermined area with homies waiting.

Drop off car so they can chop it for parts.

Catch a ride home.

Have a Heineken and rough buttsecks.

fixed

[MongolPup]

fixed

How dare you quote edit Echonova.

[Echonova]

How dare you quote edit Echonova.Indeed...
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/starfox-wolf-cantletyou.jpg

[1d10t]

They are notorious for faulty hood switches, setting the alarm off. See it a lot

[Friggintitsman]

That fucking car is right outside my window tonight.

[WalkS]

Well anything you do, take some pictures or videos and show us!

[.blank cd]

See if theres anything valuable in the car, break into it and take it, she'll just think the alarms messed up again and wont think to check

[thecrazyone]

arson is always the best choice

epic laughs.

[Echonova]

That fucking car is right outside my window tonight.Step 1: Take half a pack of Ex-Lax
Step 2: Drink bottle of Mad Dog 20/20
Step 3: Hang ass out of window

[.blank cd]

lol

[DeutscheBAG!]

the only thing your gonna do is come back on here in the morning still bitching about it cause your not gonna do shit to her car

[MR2DR]

you should grab a couple of your friends, dress up like ghosts, and scare in the middle of the night the next time the alarm goes off.


or.. i hear thermite does wonder.. right through the hood of her car.

[D3UC3S]

while the alarm is going off...throw baseball sized rocks at it from your window

[tdurr]

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

ROFL!!! i almost choked when i read that

[Lurker]

Tape a note to her car saying "if your alarm continues to go off during the night and you don't turn it off I'm going to smear shit on your door handles".

If that doesn't work, follow her to the store and take a baseball bat to the car next to hers leaving a huge dent on the side. Then knock out her headlight on the BMW. Leave a note stating "I'm sorry I hit your car with my BMW when I parked next to you, next time park your piece of shit a little better and leave more room, here is my tag #"insert her tag number here".

The end.

[ItsBlack]

Tape a note to her car saying "if your alarm continues to go off during the night and you don't turn it off I'm going to smear shit on your door handles".

we have a winner.

[Kevykev]

I'm going to write "YOU" on the windshield in white shoe polish, jump on the roof of the car, swing my ax into the windshield and leave it there.

You have 72hours to prove yourself, *with pics.*

[Kevykev]

you should cut a hole in her chest and fuck her heart

This is something to worry about!

Even though it was said jokingly, your mind is NOT right. :no:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

During the night just smear shit under her door handles.

No warnings, just do it.

[Magnus213]

pour Aircraft Remover all over the car, it'll strip the paint to the metal. you'll be amazed how good it works :ninja:
Aircraft remover? What is that, surface to air missiles?

[BluesClues]

Just call the police! Tell them you think someone may have been trying to break into her car for the past couple of days because the siren continues to go off every night. Have them speak to her about her loud ass car. Or if I were you (and I have been known to do this) just knock on her door and tell her the car has been a disturbance. If she cooperates great! If not, have her shit towed (I haven't had something towed but I would).

[VQ35 Star]

Aircraft remover? What is that, surface to air missiles?

hghahahahhaa

[D3UC3S]

Just call the police! Tell them you think someone may have been trying to break into her car for the past couple of days because the siren continues to go off every night. Have them speak to her about her loud ass car. Or if I were you (and I have been known to do this) just knock on her door and tell her the car has been a disturbance. If she cooperates great! If not, have her shit towed (I haven't had something towed but I would).

I don't think you can just have someones property towed b/c it annoys you. If that were true then i would have 75% of the cars on Buford hwy towed..but good idea callin the cops tho

[Nismo]

OP's a pussy and wont do anything but bitch to IA about how he is some hardass and going to put an axe through the windshield.

[BluesClues]

^^^ That's already a given :doh:

[Friggintitsman]

OP's a pussy and wont do anything but bitch to IA about how he is some hardass and going to put an axe through the windshield.


lol if you only knew me as a wee teen you would know that destroying property was a hobby of mine.

[Kevykev]

lol if you only knew me as a wee teen you would know that destroying property was a hobby of mine.

But Day Callin yu ah ole puss ahh /\/igg tho shaw.


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Only about 10% of posters will see me on that :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[BluesClues]

^^^ If I knew what the hell you were trying to say :thinking:

[D3UC3S]

I got you KEV!!!! OH the LOL's

[Friggintitsman]

I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?

[BluesClues]

I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
:2up:

[Kevykev]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
:2up:

You should be ashamed. :no:

You can't live in GA without understanding DSGB language.

[D3UC3S]

I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?

I hope thats sarcasm i detect and not racism...

[Kevykev]

You should be ashamed. :no:

You can't live in GA without understanding DSGB language.

i can translate for the uncultured limited vernacular person....


or maybe not.

[Friggintitsman]

I hope thats sarcasm i detect and not racism...


A little of both. It's ignorant to speak Ebonics.

[DeutscheBAG!]

I don't speak jiggaboo. Can anyone translate this n!ggerish?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/cine7th/1254795328375.gif

[Kevykev]

^^^ Mr. Walkman lolol


A little of both. It's ignorant to speak Ebonics.


But is it ignorance to understand it? As well as any other variation of english?

Communication is Communication, as long as you get your point across.


LOLz on you!

[Friggintitsman]

^^^ Mr. Walkman lolol




But is it ignorance to understand it? As well as any other variation of english?

Communication is Communication, as long as you get your point across.


LOLz on you!

OOO big letters to get your point across. You've been gotten to IMO

[D3UC3S]

A little of both. It's ignorant to speak Ebonics.

tsk tsk tsk

ignorance is bliss

[Kevykev]

OOO big letters to get your point across. You've been gotten to IMO

BIG LETTERS, They Work!

They're put there for that specific reason, I utilized the option.


Smileys work too.. like this one " :lmfao: " it works better than "lol"

Gotten To? :lmfao:

That can never happen in the www. well, not to me.

[Friggintitsman]

BIG LETTERS, They Work!

They're put there for that specific reason, I utilized the option.


Smileys work too.. like this one " :lmfao: " it works better than "lol"

Gotten To? :lmfao:

That can never happen in the www. well, not to me.

I just checked the national inquiry of gotten to and you top the list. The effectiveness of my rambling must have done something for you.

[Kevykev]

I just checked the national inquiry of gotten to and you top the list. The effectiveness of my rambling must have done something for you.

Are you referring to the N.I.G.T?

[Friggintitsman]

Are you referring to the N.I.G.T?

Yeah you subscribe?

[Kevykev]

Yeah you subscribe?

Can't afford to, they went up on prices last quarter.

Glad i made the top. Thanks for making me aware. Since I lost my subscription, i was unable to view the top 500.

You know the online feature is no longer offered, so i was unable to access that feature as well.

:cheers:

[Friggintitsman]

Where's that faggot Nismo. It's time he get gotten to as well.

[Kevykev]

Where's that faggot Nismo. It's time he get gotten to as well.

Wait, so what's the verdict? When will you be executing operation Axe to Windshield?


Damn, glad I caught that in time, threads get derailed FAST

[Friggintitsman]

Wait, so what's the verdict? When will you be executing operation Axe to Windshield?


Damn, glad I caught that in time, threads get derailed FAST

Apparently because she is black and I am white that is considered a hate crime here in Georgia. I feel that if all the attention is directed towards racism people won't get the point that her alarm was pissing me off.

[Kevykev]

Apparently because she is black and I am white that is considered a hate crime here in Georgia. I feel that if all the attention is directed towards racism people won't get the point that her alarm was pissing me off.


No, You're not baking out of this one man!!!!


NO..NO NOOOO.....[/said the way Will Smith said it in I am Legend]

:22 seconds in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tK0e4DT8uE&feature=PlayList&p=9A2D5D549CD9385D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30

[japan4racing]

duct tape a bag of sugar under her bumper then place an anonymous call to the police that you saw her selling cocain and she has some hidden in the car..then sit back and el oh el

[T.C.]

Get some regular balloons and fill them a little more than halfway with water. Then add food coloring or some of a Koolade packet for color. Take Barbasol shaving cream and fill the rest of the ballons with it. Take a stroll outside and bomb the shit out of her annoying ass car. I would almost gaurantee that she doesnt park anywhere near you again and she will probably get the hint about the alarm. In the case that she doesnt, deflate her tires and rub shit under her door handles and leave a printed note about her alarm.

[Njobe]

still haven't done anything? lol

[osiriskidd]

light it up with an airsoft gun.

thousands of BB sized dents would piss her off to no end.

[Kevykev]

still haven't done anything? lol

not too quick, He's got less than 48hours.

Give him a chance. :yes:

[Friggintitsman]

Turns out she is moving anyway.

[D3UC3S]

not impressed

[Friggintitsman]

And I was so trying to impress you too.

[staysideways]

dude i'll do it.

i've been looking for any excuse possible to vandalize someones car.

[Benefit]

there IS a 14mm bolt by the oil pan, possibilities are endless after that

[.blank cd]

No, You're not baking out of this one man!!!!


NO..NO NOOOO.....[/said the way Will Smith said it in I am Legend]

:22 seconds in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tK0e4DT8uE&feature=PlayList&p=9A2D5D549CD9385D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=30
The hidden version of that scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBVe24luKI&feature=related

[D3UC3S]

And I was so trying to impress you too.

as u should be....with all them damn red squares

[BluesClues]

So has anything been done or is he just still crying?

[D3UC3S]

My guess....still crying...and bragging about dumb shit he did as a kid:rolleyes:

[BluesClues]

lol

[Friggintitsman]

as u should be....with all them damn red squares


lol My e-cred > your whole life.

[Friggintitsman]

D3UC3S has been gotten to IMO

[imperception]

borrow a friends cam and document it, then call the po po and make them deal with it. it's THEIR job after all.

[Friggintitsman]

borrow a friends cam and document it, then call the po po and make them deal with it. it's THEIR job after all.


What are you trying to say I'm too broke to own a camera.... Damn. lol

Not a bad idea nonetheless

[imperception]

What are you trying to say I'm too broke to own a camera.... Damn. lol

Not a bad idea nonetheless

No, but you assume no responsibility if it has THEIR (your friends) fingerprints on it :goodjob:

[D3UC3S]

D3UC3S has been gotten to IMO

u are tryin wayyy too hard....I take dumps more interesting than your e-cred...

seriously

[D3UC3S]

How many times did you have to edit that post to come up with that bit of genius....LOL

[Friggintitsman]

u are tryin wayyy too hard....I take dumps more interesting than your e-cred...

seriously

Trying too hard to achieve what? Approval of a lowlife like yourself?

Nice retort too bad it's a half assed attempt to steal an old phrase I used to flame someone else on here.

[D3UC3S]

:rolleyes:

[Friggintitsman]

Gotten to

[Kevykev]

The hidden version of that scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBVe24luKI&feature=related

Hahaa, Damn!