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quickdodgeŽ
10-05-2009, 07:29 PM
I'm going about removing the storm windows off the house today to make way for the new windows, when I came upon a stubborn frame to push out of the window sill. I gave it a little harder push from the inside and bent the aluminum frame and it shattered the glass. One of the pieces came down like a guillotine and straight into my wrist. Just like in the movies, the blood spurted out. Pretty crazy. Went straight to the emergency room and got her fixed up...4 stitches later. Spent 6 hours there. Damn. Doctor said when he read the report he came straight in there (slit wrist) and was completely surprised that it wasn't worse. Said I was within an 1/8 of an inch from slicing the main vein going through the arm to the hand. He doesn't how I got so lucky. But I did. Ahhh well. Later, QD.

EM1toEVO
10-05-2009, 07:30 PM
Dayum Mike, that was close! You were very lucky.

Danger Mouse
10-05-2009, 07:31 PM
damn glad u ok

Arm&hammer
10-05-2009, 07:32 PM
That's good that you're okay or else we would have lost ia's original smart ass. lol, jk.
That's scary as hell.

Big Baller
10-05-2009, 07:33 PM
Glad your alright man, had a similar experince handling sheet metal...

My how the NEWBs would have rejoiced

quickdodgeŽ
10-05-2009, 07:34 PM
Thanks, fellers. Below is a picture of it I just got off the camera phone. Notice I said camera phone so I don't know how it's really going to look. The "thing sticking up from the cut is actually fat from inside. It ripped the fat out and it was hanging on my arm. Ugh. Later, QD.

quickdodgeŽ
10-05-2009, 07:35 PM
My how the NEWBs would have rejoiced

Hahahah. True enough. Later, QD.

Halfwit
10-05-2009, 07:44 PM
i know your gettin old. ever need help with shit lmk

Echonova
10-05-2009, 07:44 PM
Ouch. Have that looked at (if you haven't already). I had a similar experience with a piece of glass and seeing the muscle inside my finger. Stitches were required... A lot of them.

quickdodgeŽ
10-05-2009, 08:14 PM
i know your gettin old. ever need help with shit lmk

I actually may need help getting the rest of the storm windows off. I have 20 of them, lolol. And I have no ladder.

Echo, reread my first post. Lolol. It's taken care of. Later, QD.

Echonova
10-05-2009, 08:15 PM
I actually may need help getting the rest of the storm windows off. I have 20 of them, lolol. And I have no ladder.

Echo, reread my first post. Lolol. It's taken care of. Later, QD.:doh:


Edit: Yea, I saw the pic and just quickly scrolled down past it.

The Ren
10-05-2009, 08:19 PM
Glad your ok dude.. Damn mike trying to end the agony early??

Tracy
10-05-2009, 08:19 PM
Glad you made it out. I would have hated to miss out on our lunch date.

Double_0_Rusty
10-05-2009, 08:44 PM
Dang man, glad you're ok. That could have been really bad, dude. If you need any help just get at me man. Though, I am only free on Saturdays.

Halfwit
10-05-2009, 08:50 PM
I actually may need help getting the rest of the storm windows off. I have 20 of them, lolol. And I have no ladder.

Echo, reread my first post. Lolol. It's taken care of. Later, QD.

i dont have a ladder either, but im a hell of a climber!

Brick
10-05-2009, 08:51 PM
Follow the river, don't cross it.

Da_unknown
10-05-2009, 09:08 PM
glad ur ok qd....

EJ25RUN
10-05-2009, 09:10 PM
Oh noes.

JITB
10-05-2009, 09:27 PM
u cant go out like a sucka! close call tho.

TRDwasiq
10-05-2009, 09:31 PM
i almost Cried when i read this :( hope u feel better

Kasper
10-05-2009, 09:37 PM
Damn son... Im glad your alright... though tryen to do lipo like that is gonna get really expensive!! But im glad that ya didnt hit the main vain... be careful...

On_Her_Face
10-05-2009, 09:39 PM
Glad you are ok, but I am sure you will go out in a more manly way.

quickdodgeŽ
10-05-2009, 09:45 PM
Thanks, again, folks. And yes, I'm going out strong or something. If I can. I'll be on here posting my death. Later, QD.

Jiggity96
10-05-2009, 09:49 PM
damn man glad your alright

Turbd4DE
10-05-2009, 09:50 PM
Doing home improvements FTL...lol Anyhow glad ur aight Mike..:goodjob:

FlipKing
10-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Glad your ok old man, but excuses for football already? :-p

quickdodgeŽ
10-05-2009, 09:55 PM
Glad your ok old man, but excuses for football already? :-p

I'm all in still. Later, QD.

BABY J
10-05-2009, 10:19 PM
Damn - I almost owned 2 1st gens... I know yours is willed to me... it better be :ninja:

redmanhart
10-05-2009, 10:19 PM
Good to know you didn't mess yourself up too badly man. That must have scared the hell out of you.

rehab
10-05-2009, 10:28 PM
Do something about those nasty fucking nails of yours.

BABY J
10-05-2009, 10:29 PM
^^ Yeah... bc I ALWAYS get a manicure before I do storm-windows, manual labor and such. :rolleyes: Do you plan on askin' him out on a date when he gets his fingers all "sessy" for you?

K20Z1
10-05-2009, 10:31 PM
you sir needs a manicure

(i owns a nail salon)

rehab
10-05-2009, 10:33 PM
^^ Yeah... bc I ALWAYS get a manicure before I do storm-windows, manual labor and such. :rolleyes: Do you plan on askin' him out on a date when he gets his fingers all "sessy" for you?


Roll those eyes of yours somewhere else. Are you his ball's bodyguard or something?

Kevykev
10-05-2009, 10:37 PM
Said I was within an 1/8 of an inch from slicing the main vein going through the arm to the hand. He doesn't how I got so lucky. But I did. Ahhh well. Later, QD.

i hate the "had it been 1 mm closer" statements.

glad you're still around man.

Think it was just luck?

BABY J
10-05-2009, 10:38 PM
Roll those eyes of yours somewhere else. Are you his ball's bodyguard or something?

You're the one concerned about his fingernails... and now his balls. You wanna stop now or continue making yourself look like a fag... I got all night.

TRDwasiq
10-05-2009, 10:41 PM
You're the one concerned about his fingernails... and now his balls. You wanna stop now or continue making yourself look like a fag... I got all night.

i gota feeling!! tonight is gna be a good good Night!:rolleyes:

DB4LYFE ™
10-05-2009, 10:50 PM
Glad ur ok!

~DB4LYFE

rehab
10-05-2009, 10:52 PM
You're the one concerned about his fingernails... and now his balls. You wanna stop now or continue making yourself look like a fag... I got all night.


PFFT... pipe down, sambo, before I hang you on a tree with your own spine.

BABY J
10-05-2009, 10:58 PM
PFFT... pipe down, sambo, before I hang you on a tree with your own spine.



http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWarMachine74/pictures_longcat.jpg

02SloWrx
10-05-2009, 11:08 PM
That is why you leave it to the professionals.

BluesClues
10-05-2009, 11:29 PM
Insane! Who knew storm windows could be so dangerous. It's like the destination movies lol.
But glad you still hanging in their. Wasn't time to go yet.

02SloWrx
10-05-2009, 11:30 PM
Forgot to say, glad you're okey.

87 Turbo II
10-06-2009, 12:19 AM
No more emo moments QD, we don't want you dying, even if you can be a pain in the ass who calls it like it is sometimes.

dallasb84
10-06-2009, 01:20 AM
bad things happen when you give bad advice and send infractions to someone that says otherwise......


bad things happen in 3's you got 2 more

98blackcivic
10-06-2009, 02:16 AM
yuh man be careful

Nicole.
10-06-2009, 03:41 AM
danggg.
welll good thing u r ok :)

87 Turbo II
10-06-2009, 05:52 AM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n15/eastermonkey/laterqd.jpg

quickdodgeŽ
10-06-2009, 07:18 AM
Yeah, man. Preciate it fellas. I'm fucking QD, though. I'm going nowhere. Guaranteed that I'll still be here in the afterlife. Telling folks what's up. Later, QD.

ilovemyhonda.
10-06-2009, 07:36 AM
Glad your okay. Did you have then numb it before putting the stiches in?

I sliced my thumb open a week before Christmas last yr and only need one stich because it was deep but not long. Well I was thinking if I get it numbed it will be another needle which I found out numbing is more then one needle because they have to stick you a few times all around the area so I am glad I didn't get it numbed but the worse was when they were knotting and pulling. I was barely hanging on before I screamed bloody murder. I was like no more no more no more.

quickdodgeŽ
10-06-2009, 07:42 AM
Glad your okay. Did you have then numb it before putting the stiches in?

Yeah they numbed it. They damn stuck that needle straight into the fucking cut too. Twice. But weird thing is, is it never hurt. From the time of the cut until currently, I haven't felt any pain. No drugs of any kind either (except for a Loritab they gave me right before the numbing). I did take 4 Advil last night just in case. I also got a tetanus shot as well. She told me that it won't hurt then, but that it will hurt pretty good today.

So far, so good. Later, QD.

ilovemyhonda.
10-06-2009, 07:48 AM
your an OG for real. I had to get that tetanus shot to. I was such a baby. I was like is this really needed? Do I have to get a shot and they were like yes. I am glad I didn't go with the numbing because I probably would have kicked the doctor, however I hope I never have to get stiches again, shit hurts. When I went on Christmas Eve to get it out I was like is this going to hurt and she was like no you won't feel anything, well she lied because to me it hurt. It like pulled on the skin. Then she was like you can move it and bend it like normal again. I was like no it hurts.

BABY J
10-06-2009, 08:24 AM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n15/eastermonkey/laterqd.jpg


LMFAO

§treet_§peed
10-06-2009, 08:31 AM
^ I concur Lulz

quickdodgeŽ
10-27-2009, 10:32 PM
Looks like this shit may not go away quietly. This bitch, I'm sure, is infected so now I'm going to have have it checked out by the good ole doc on Thursday. Hope this doesn't cost me an arm and a leg.

Or a hand.

Later, QD.

qwick
10-27-2009, 10:44 PM
Hope this doesn't cost me an arm and a leg.

Or a hand.

Later, QD.
LOL

ALVIN
10-28-2009, 07:08 AM
I'm going about removing the storm windows off the house today to make way for the new windows, when I came upon a stubborn frame to push out of the window sill. I gave it a little harder push from the inside and bent the aluminum frame and it shattered the glass. One of the pieces came down like a guillotine and straight into my wrist. Just like in the movies, the blood spurted out. Pretty crazy. Went straight to the emergency room and got her fixed up...4 stitches later. Spent 6 hours there. Damn. Doctor said when he read the report he came straight in there (slit wrist) and was completely surprised that it wasn't worse. Said I was within an 1/8 of an inch from slicing the main vein going through the arm to the hand. He doesn't how I got so lucky. But I did. Ahhh well. Later, QD.



Fucking crazy man. That shit's rediculous.

On a lighter note you getting any business this halloween man?

MistaCee
10-28-2009, 08:35 AM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n15/eastermonkey/laterqd.jpg


LMAO :lmfao:

Futuristic6
10-28-2009, 10:30 AM
damn close call. glad to see you can still call folks out.