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BABY J
10-05-2009, 06:04 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560241,00.html?test=latestnews


http://www.foxnews.com/images/571999/1_61_Gigimo_virginity_kit_320.jpg

CAIRO — Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a Chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it.

The Artificial Virginity Hymenhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2.gif (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560241,00.html?test=latestnews#) kit, distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo, costs about $30. It is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins — culturally important in a conservative Middle East where sex before marriage is considered by many to be illicit. The product leaks a blood-like substance when inserted and broken.
Gigimo advertises shipping to every Arab country. But the company did not answer e-mails and phone calls seeking comment on whether it had orders from Egypt or other parts of the Middle East.

The fracas started when a reporter from Radio Netherlands broadcast an Arabic translation of the Chinese advertisement of the product. That set off fears of conservative parliament members that Egyptian women might start ordering the kits.
Sheik Sayed Askar, a member of Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood who is on the parliamentary committee on religious affairs, said the kit will make it easier for Egyptian women to give in to temptation. He demanded the government take responsibility for fighting the product to uphold Egyptian and Arab values.

"It will be a mark of shame on the ruling party if it allowed this product to enter the market," he said in a notice posted on the Brotherhood's parliament Web site on Sept. 15.

The Muslim Brotherhood, Egypt's largest political opposition group, holds 88 of Egypt's 454 parliament seats.
Prominent Egyptian religious scholar Abdel Moati Bayoumi said anyone who imports the artificial hymen should be punished.
"This product encourages illicit sexual relations. Islamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage," Bayoumi said. "I think this should absolutely not be allowed to be exported because it brings more harm than benefits. Whoever does it (imports it) should be punished."
In a country and a region where pre-marital sex is so taboo it can even lead to a woman's murder, the debate over the virginity-faking kit has revived Egypt's constant struggle to reconcile modern mores with more traditional beliefs — namely, that a woman is not a virgin unless she bleeds after the first time.

"Bleeding is not the only signal that yes, she's a virgin," said Heba Kotb, an observant Muslim woman who hosts a sex talk show on TV in which she fields calls from all over the Middle East.

Kotb noted that a medical procedurehttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2.gif (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560241,00.html?test=latestnews#) that reattaches a broken hymen by stitching is illegal in Egypt and can cost hundreds of dollars — prohibitively expensive for the poor. But many women still secretly seek it out in fear of punishment for pre-marital sex. Such punishment could include death by stoning or slayings at the hands of relatives, a practice more commonly referred to as honor killings.
The product is also causing a buzz on Egyptian blogs and news sites.

"If this thing enters Egypt, the country is going to go to waste. God protect us," commented a reader on the Web site of Egyptian newspaper Al-Youm Al-Sabie.

Marwa Rakha, an author and blogger who writes about dating issues, sees the product as a tool of empowerment for women in a macho Arab culture that restricts women's sexual urges but turns a blind eye (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560241,00.html?test=latestnews#) to men galavanting.

"It sticks it in the face of every male hypocrite," she said.

Gigimo's Web site provides stilted instructions in English for the first-time user of the fake hymen.
"Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable."

:ninja::idb:

BABY J
10-05-2009, 06:05 PM
None of this "fake" shit - I'm wrecking shop - I want REAL blood all over the place from this moment on.

punkr6
10-05-2009, 06:05 PM
Oh my....

FasTech
10-05-2009, 06:09 PM
Um...wow...

BluesClues
10-06-2009, 12:19 AM
Okay? :???:
What if your shit has just been ran through and you trying to play it off like you're a virgin and he can stick his entire pelvis into your vagina lol

EL-CANGRI
10-06-2009, 02:13 AM
Okay? :???:
What if your shit has just been ran through and you trying to play it off like you're a virgin and he can stick his entire pelvis into your vagina lol




lol :lmfao:

BobbyFresco
10-06-2009, 06:44 AM
Just goes to show that women are slores EVERYWHERE...

bdydrpdmazda
10-06-2009, 06:47 AM
None of this "fake" shit - I'm wrecking shop - I want REAL blood all over the place from this moment on.
and tons of it :goodjob:

LvnBoOst
10-06-2009, 07:53 AM
Wtf......:screwy:

"I want to be a whore, but no one can find out......hold on let me stick this in and pretend it never happened..."

BABY J
10-06-2009, 08:25 AM
That's why on the honeymoon they should do 'em in the ass w/ no warning - no prep and no lube. Virgin or not - that's gonna leave soem red paint. Then smile and say "thought you was gonna trick me didn't cha - bitch I tricked YOU.!!!" Then file for divorce.

xxbckiexx
10-06-2009, 08:31 AM
lmfao, fucking shenanigans. I bet a woman invented this bullshit.

BABY J
10-06-2009, 10:08 AM
http://m.blog.hu/de/designpumpa/image/001/musz01.jpg

BluesClues
10-06-2009, 10:17 AM
EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ziptied
10-06-2009, 10:26 AM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

BobbyFresco
10-06-2009, 10:27 AM
Fucking slores, I swear.

JDMbabe
10-06-2009, 10:38 AM
WOW

40th GT
10-06-2009, 10:57 PM
http://m.blog.hu/de/designpumpa/image/001/musz01.jpg
So is that what you found after you took a look? :D

Ms Dollar
10-06-2009, 11:31 PM
lol nasty

02SloWrx
10-06-2009, 11:42 PM
BUHAHAHHAHAHAHa