The "I got so drunk I did ......" thread.

[xxbckiexx]

Hey Gais! Don't be shy! We all do dumb stuff when we are buzzed and or awesomly drunk. Post up a good story or a quick sentence.

Whether you have been minorly buzzed or majorly blasted, we all know that inebriation can produce some interesting stories, whether they are short or small.

I will begin with a small:

I was at a small gathering and spied a decent looking girl who was a friend of my girls... She was cute and the body seemed to look great, other than a buldge in the gut.

Being buzzed and happy, I stumbled up to her and drunkenly offered my congratulations.

She cast me a withering stare and asked me what i was congratulating her for..

I smiled and asked: "when is it due?"

The withering stare turned to an ice hard glare and she said
"I'm not pregnant you idiot!"

I immediately straightened up.. turned.. and walked away.

POST YOURS, GOGOGOGOG.

[BluesClues]

I have tons of stories for this thread. I will just simply put, I got too drunk and threw up off the back of the balcony at the W and threw up in the bath tub while asleep on the toilet lol. Friend had to take care of me the whole night lol
Damn Tequilla!

[StreetHazard]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

[BKgen®]

I think The Godfather's got a good little anecdote to share with us...

:lmfao:

[Kevykev]

I was so drunk once that I gave away all of my money.

i think i had about $15 on me. i was 17 or so. Never really got that drunk ever again. Oh wait... There was this time back in '05.....ahhhh

[xxbckiexx]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OWNED.

[ilovemyhonda.]

ahh to many stories...

I got so drunk that one time my friend had to drive home from the club and we were on the highway. When I opened my eyes everything was really bright and fuzzy like a horror movie, then we got to her house and she took to long to help me out of the car that I got out and fell asleep on the grass.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Another time I was at home and 2 people were over that I know very well..I was chugging jeg straight and chasing it with fruit punch.. Went to the bathroom and my friend was waiting near the door to use the bathroom after me. I run out naked and I was running like I was going somewhere like I was in a rush to get somewhere. That is what I was told.

[TRDwasiq]

ahh to many stories...

I got so drunk that one time my friend had to drive home from the club and we were on the highway. When I opened my eyes everything was really bright and fuzzy like a horror movie, then we got to her house and she took to long to help me out of the car that I got out and fell asleep on the grass.
i see u got alot of stories..

[BluesClues]

Oh man, I got so drunk at this whole in the wall strip club in lagrange and this female that was with us (we went in a group) had this bright idea of telling the dj it was my birthday so she could give me a lap dance on stage. She gave me the dance and I got the bright idea of taking my top off and dancing to the music. I made good money that night lol. All night the people kept requesting the "birthday girl". This guy had me give him a lap dance on the stage too lol. The dj later that night tried offering me a job. Said I could be the birthday girl any time I wanted. I was like thanks but I will pass. I know those girls had to be mad as hell at me! lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

i see u got alot of stories..


I was posting them 1 at a time. I am at work lol.. gotta think about my stories..

[ilovemyhonda.]

I got so drunk on my 21st birthday I made out with a girl. What a night!

[Greddypacked]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

WOW...

When I was in this club a hot black chick was checking me out all night and she was w/ a boyfriend or whatever lol. Anyways as the night goes on she gets totally drunk walks over to me pulls her pants down in my face and practically shows me her thong in my face... im like WOW NICE. Her boyfriend and security rushes over and kicks them out lol. Im like what a dramatic night lol

[Stormhammer]

Usually it involves me finding a fat/ugly girl, standing in front of them till they notice me, I squint at them for a moment, thinking, and then tell them they're fat and or ugly and walk away.

I tend to be a self-esteem wrecker when I'm inebriated.

[thegovanator]

I puked off the top of the William Oliver building here in downtown Atlanta one night. The next morning as I was leaving I noticed the stain on the sidewalk of where it splattered.

[ilovemyhonda.]

^ ew gross.

[BluesClues]

I don't think I have many more funny stories. I normally handle my alcohol pretty well (minus the vomiting at the end of the night). My funny drunk times involves another person and that person will not be spoken of. Plus the memories are kinda blurry anyway lol


Oh I also got drunk at the stip club and made out with my co-worker in the back seat of our other co-worker's car. That was weird because he doesn't know how to kiss :no: He just stuck his tongue out and what me to lick it or kiss it. The hell if I know :dunno: lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

I one time had 20 jeg bombs, a few shots of vodka, 2 cups of kaluha (sp?) and some daquiris and didn't get drunk or buzzed, no lie.

[NEMO]

I one time had 20 jeg bombs, a few shots of vodka, 2 cups of kaluha (sp?) and some daquiris and didn't get drunk or buzzed, no lie.
then you stood up

[ilovemyhonda.]

then you stood up



???

[bowdown201]

...opened another one

[ilovemyhonda.]

The first time I ever got drunk I was like 15 and we were leaving and I was walking down the stairs and missed a few and slid down them. The I threw up on a tree in someones front yard.

[Greddypacked]

I don't think I have many more funny stories. I normally handle my alcohol pretty well (minus the vomiting at the end of the night). My funny drunk times involves another person and that person will not be spoken of. Plus the memories are kinda blurry anyway lol

Same here... regardless of how much I dranked lol. I still handle it well and dont be a fool. Now if a fight breaks out I will run in it. I like breaking up fights or getting in it if it happens. Broke up a huge one in Nashville Tennessee in this like 4 story club. These two huge guys probably about 6' 3-4" tall were about to beat each other up and I bum rushed them and got in the middle of it. I yelled CHILL OUT, and they looked at me like then want to pull my arms off lol. Well the cops and security got there and arrested them. After that people were going hea there's the HERO lol.

[StreetHazard]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee

[ilovemyhonda.]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.


:lmfao::screwy: you're nuts.

[Greddypacked]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee

wow just wow.

[StreetHazard]

I still got more

[NEMO]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee
damn i cant believe she left you :lmfao:

[roxie911]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.

What a sweet girlfriend!!! :D:D

[BluesClues]

Same here... regardless of how much I dranked lol. I still handle it well and dont be a fool. Now if a fight breaks out I will run in it. I like breaking up fights or getting in it if it happens. Broke up a huge one in Nashville Tennessee in this like 4 story club. These two huge guys probably about 6' 3-4" tall were about to beat each other up and I bum rushed them and got in the middle of it. I yelled CHILL OUT, and they looked at me like then want to pull my arms off lol. Well the cops and security got there and arrested them. After that people were going hea there's the HERO lol.
Lol. I am normally the one to break up fights when I am sober, but even still sometimes I know to keep my distance because I'm sure it won't take much to put me on the floor by some angry person' punch lol.








Ok, so I DO have one more story.

Me and an ex went to a club because their friend was having a party in the VIP section. Well, we got in there and both got wasted (it's easier for him because he's such a lightweight)! I was dancing on the couch shaking my ass through the glass at the people that weren't in VIP and he was dancing. I randomly danced with some guy (I thought it was my boyfriend, but it was some other guy) and my boyfriend got mad because I wasn't dancing with him. I got hot and wanted to go outside because shit was starting to spin, I was hot, and was starting to feel sick. We make it outside and I wanted to sit on the steps but the security wouldn't let me so I sat on the ground by the wall. My boyfriend was out there trying to help me but I didn't want help so I guess I made a big scene and he got in trouble with the security guards. As I am sitting down on the ground, this homeless man comes over to us and telling us why he needs to treat me good and we need to stay together lol. I didn't want to hear anymore so I wanted to go back inside. The security guard wouldn't let him back in so he sends me to get his jacket inside. While I am inside looking for his jacket, he is outside talking to random people in the VIP line being silly lol. I swear it felt like it took me forever to find that damn jacket. I don't even remember looking at people. Everything was a blur and the floor was slippery. I finally found the jacket and go outside. We make it to the car and pass out! All night I would have to reach over him to open his door so he could throw up because he was throwing up in his sleep and didn't realize it (I'm a light sleeper). And after he would throw up, I would throw up. This continued all night while I also found his spare key (don't know how I knew where it was) started the car and would put my hand on the gas to warm the car up because it was cold as hell outside. All night I took care of him. We woke up in the morning with a little of vomit on both of us, vomit outside on both sides of the car, and looking a hot damn mess. He was like what happened. I had to tell him how I took such good care of him although I was more fucked up then him. Oh we later found out that the homeless guy that was talking to us, jacked his phone!! :lmfao:
He is still a light weight when it comes to drinking!

[FasTech]

Went to a party with a girl I was trying to get with. Got really drunk, and woke up with her sister the next morning.

[BluesClues]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Greddypacked]

Lol. I am normally the one to break up fights when I am sober, but even still sometimes I know to keep my distance because I'm sure it won't take much to put me on the floor by some angry person' punch lol.








Ok, so I DO have one more story.

Me and an ex went to a club because their friend was having a party in the VIP section. Well, we got in there and both got wasted (it's easier for him because he's such a lightweight)! I was dancing on the couch shaking my ass through the glass at the people that weren't in VIP and he was dancing. I randomly danced with some guy (I thought it was my boyfriend, but it was some other guy) and my boyfriend got mad because I wasn't dancing with him. I got hot and wanted to go outside because shit was starting to spin, I was hot, and was starting to feel sick. We make it outside and I wanted to sit on the steps but the security wouldn't let me so I sat on the ground by the wall. My boyfriend was out there trying to help me but I didn't want help so I guess I made a big scene and he got in trouble with the security guards. As I am sitting down on the ground, this homeless man comes over to us and telling us why he needs to treat me good and we need to stay together lol. I didn't want to hear anymore so I wanted to go back inside. The security guard wouldn't let him back in so he sends me to get his jacket inside. While I am inside looking for his jacket, he is outside talking to random people in the VIP line being silly lol. I swear it felt like it took me forever to find that damn jacket. I don't even remember looking at people. Everything was a blur and the floor was slippery. I finally found the jacket and go outside. We make it to the car and pass out! All night I would have to reach over him to open his door so he could throw up because he was throwing up in his sleep and didn't realize it (I'm a light sleeper). And after he would throw up, I would throw up. This continued all night while I also found his spare key (don't know how I knew where it was) started the car and would put my hand on the gas to warm the car up because it was cold as hell outside. All night I took care of him. We woke up in the morning with a little of vomit on both of us, vomit outside on both sides of the car, and looking a hot damn mess. He was like what happened. I had to tell him how I took such good care of him although I was more fucked up then him. Oh we later found out that the homeless guy that was talking to us, jacked his phone!! :lmfao:
He is still a light weight when it comes to drinking!

:lmfao: @ the he would throw up, you would throw up.

[BluesClues]

:lmfao: @ the he would throw up, you would throw up.
Just the site, smell, and sound makes me sick especially if I'm drunk too lol.
We would take turns (although he didn't know) lol. You should have seen that parking space when we left it :upchuck:

[ilovemyhonda.]

I now just get drunk with my boyfriend and go home and have great sex! end of story. ;)

[BluesClues]

Man!!!! I just thought of one more (it's the last one :cry:)
My friend from Alabama came to town (because he also owns a condo in buckhead). Well I'm chillin with him and his homeboy at his condo and we get fucked up off of Southern Comfort and something else (still to this day I can not smell or drink SOCO). Well, being the speed racer that he is. He decides lets go for a ride in his altima. We go riding downtown like 60 mphs (still don't understand the point of going so damn fast for nothing). He is swerving in and out of lanes and cars and naturally I got sick. He had to stop in the middle of the road for me to throw up while the cars behind us are honking and shit. I tell him to take me back to the condo. I get there and they leave again. I laid in the bed I think all of 2 minutes before I felt sick again. I couldn't walk for some reason so I just crawled my ass to the bathroom leaving vomit drips behind me. I threw up all over the damn toilet. Woke up in the morning in my underwear :thinking:

[Greddypacked]

LOL ^^^ did you take off your clothes or did they?

[BluesClues]

LOL ^^^ did you take off your clothes or did they?
I don't know. I think I did, but if my homeboy did, it's all good too. He was my first boyfriend (from 1st grade!). I woke up with him laying beside me in the bed. Don't remember him even coming back lol

[FasTech]

... about 2yrs ago, I was just starting my party life. Me and 3 of my other friends decided to go to the club. Get there, drink, dance, and then we got kicked out for fighting. We were like, "Fuck this, its still not even 12 so were gonna find something else to do." Needless to say, we found another party location and then it all started. I was still a noob drinker at the time so I chugged everything down trying to get drunk to quick. Well, everything was going good and all then one of the guys I was with decided we should go for a drive. He wasn't drunk and I was, so he drove. I puked in the floorboard before we even got out of the driveway. So, I got out and my ex G/F cleaned it up for me then I asked my buddy if he'd take me and my ex G/F to my house. We leave and start towards my house. I passed out during the drive. Next thing I know, its daytime and I'm waking up infront of were I worked with my boss laughing at me.

[ilovemyhonda.]

I got drunk at a club once and I was just dancing with people and this drunk girl kept falling on me. I cursed her out and pushed her.

[Okie_doke.]

I got so drunk on my 21st birthday I made out with a girl. What a night!

Liz????

[goi_ek]

subscribed:D:D:D

[Kasper]

my 21st birthday we go up to little 5 to go partying. everythings going great. i was shooting vodka, mind erasers with liquid cocain chasers! and i think i was on my 16th drink and decided i had to puke. so i went and did it. and was fine. so after a few more hours we start back home. we get to the one gas station on 1941 and i have to really puke again. so i get out and start stumbeling over to the dumpsters and bend over. next thing i know my sister is telling me to get in the truck cause if not im gonna get arrested. i told her to calm down till i felt a hand on my shoulder. it was a clayton county cop!!! he asked me what was wrong and i remember telling him there was blood in my my vodka content! he just started laughing as he asked me if i was drunk. when i replied yes he asked me how drunk i was. i just told him. probably not so much anymore i just chumed most of it! he just started laughing and my sister told him it was my birthday. so he let us go home as he laughed.. next afternoon i wake up to him knocking on the door seeing if i was still alive!! he was so thaughtful! that and i think he had a thing for my sister!

[BluesClues]

Sounds like a great birthday to me lol :goodjob:

[Kasper]

oh it was!!! damn shame i dont remember the girl that i woke up next to though!! she was hot!

[BluesClues]

^^^ :lmfao:

[98blackcivic]

haha i dont drink alcohol.....
but when i was visiting family in england...me and my friends there smoked whitewidow X skunk hybrid..and somehow i have no idea how i got home that night @ 2am...

so i had to get inside my aunts house..i figured since everyone is asleep i cant ring the bell but can throw rocks @ my cousins window to wake her up

Her window: BIG
my strange uncles bedroom window: very small...

so i KNOW i have to throw the rocks @ my cousins window to avoid waking crazy uncle up...but somehow i was throwing rocks @ my uncles window witout knowing it...
he was pissed when he had to wake up..
i also took an advantage of munchies that night....ate soo much that the next morning i puked about 2 gallons worth and remember big chunks of chicken being vomited through my nose...
good timesssss

[Scotsman]

i got so drunk at TFS i went to jail ,lmao

[BluesClues]

haha i dont drink alcohol.....
but when i was visiting family in england...me and my friends there smoked whitewidow X skunk hybrid..and somehow i have no idea how i got home that night @ 2am...

so i had to get inside my aunts house..i figured since everyone is asleep i cant ring the bell but can throw rocks @ my cousins window to wake her up

Her window: BIG
my strange uncles bedroom window: very small...

so i KNOW i have to throw the rocks @ my cousins window to avoid waking crazy uncle up...but somehow i was throwing rocks @ my uncles window witout knowing it...
he was pissed when he had to wake up..
i also took an advantage of munchies that night....ate soo much that the next morning i puked about 2 gallons worth and remember big chunks of chicken being vomited through my nose...
good timesssss
INSANE munchies!!!!! lol

[ScrapMetalDSM]

I puked off the top of the William Oliver building here in downtown Atlanta one night. The next morning as I was leaving I noticed the stain on the sidewalk of where it splattered.

I've done that too!!!!!! Same building... lol

My story. It was my bid night for the fraternity I had joined my freshman year of college. Well We were drinking straight liqour and sugar (a drink I cannot reveal the ingredients for but its delish!) well, after a gallon of it is drank on my part I am swaying back forth I walk to a group to join in on the conversation and projectile vomit all the way across the circle onto someones pants. Right as that happened, my friend had reached him arm out to point to something And my vomit nailed his arm as well. Well after that I was done and I passed out in the back of a brothers truck bed. I vaguely remember a bunch of hotties sitting around me making sure I was okay... too bad I was completely whiskey dicked at that point. Well anyways... heres the part I was told happened aftewards... I wake up back at the fraternity house and I'm wearing some other dudes shirt. Well apparently my shirt had puke and water all over it and I was shivering so a pledge bother put his shirt on me. Well what also happened was that an older brother carried me to another truck to get me out of everyones view. Well he apparently dropped me and fell on top of me when he tripped over railroad tracks and I had scratches and cuts all over the place. Man that was the worst hangover OF MY LIFE.

[BluesClues]

^^^ :lmfao: That sounds like a movie :D

[hondachik]

tried to fuck my daughter's dad's cousin

[ScrapMetalDSM]

tried to fuck my daughter's dad's cousin

EDIT:: Nevermind... Didnt read your username first LOL

[ATLSRT8]

I got so drunk I almost hooked up with an IA chick....

[EL42]

I got so drunk I almost hooked up with an IA chick....
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

in 99' i went to my homegirl's ex girlfriend's house party.(all lesbians) i was the only guy there,they kept handing my drinks. 6 heinikens,3 cups of tequila,8 shots of gin. i was grilling chicken in the sun and hadn't eaten. went inside sat on the couch and close my eyes. i woke up several hours later, to 2 girls trying to give me a lapdance @ the same time. and girls on either side of me taking pics with disposable cameras. my homegirl later told me they were having a contest,taking :camera: while licking on me and trying wake me up. later that nite i had a 3some and my homegirl liqiuored me up once we got to her place and toke advantage of me. to this day i don't drink alot in public.:cheers:

[TSiFTW]

I got so drunk at a friends party I put a sun chips bag on my head, wrapped a sheet around me, and walked around telling everyone I was the God of the Sun Chips. That was like 11 years ago and I still have people call me that.


Another night about 11 years ago I was at some ones house (*cough*Okie Doke *cough*:ninja: LOL you were like 14:lmfao:ask your bro, I'm sure he remembers both incedents) I tried to piss in their closet and they had to carry me too the bathroom.

[Greddypacked]

I got so drunk at a friends party I put a sun chips bag on my head, wrapped a sheet around me, and walked around telling everyone I was the God of the Sun Chips. That was like 11 years ago and I still have people call me that.




LOL I used to do something like that, except I would take the box from the 12 pack stick it on my head and do the so called "Beer box dance". LOL I would do some like Russian dance w/ the beer box looking like a hat. Funny as sh!t if your drunk.

[BluesClues]

I got so drunk at a friends party I put a sun chips bag on my head, wrapped a sheet around me, and walked around telling everyone I was the God of the Sun Chips. That was like 11 years ago and I still have people call me that.


Another night about 11 years ago I was at some ones house (*cough*Okie Doke *cough*:ninja: LOL you were like 14:lmfao:ask your bro, I'm sure he remembers both incedents) I tried to piss in their closet and they had to carry me too the bathroom.
This story sounds familiar :thinking:

[RedEj8]

Good ones. lol

I'll have to remember some stories when Im not drunk..

[Jason..]

Good ones. lol

I'll have to remember some stories when Im not drunk..
drunk?I can barley type lookl

[hondachik]

I now just get drunk with my boyfriend and go home and have great sex! end of story. ;)

girlllllllllllllllllllllllll aint that the truth

[AFSil80]

One of my finer moments was when I was in England in summer '06. I was drinking with some friends at the bar on base, and after quite a few rounds, my eyes kept getting glued to this one girl's ass and we (my friends and I) invited her and her friends over, and as with all single military folks, shots started coming since none of us had to work the next day.

After the tequila started flowing, the conversation was forgotten. I just remember waking up the next morning only wearing socks and my button down shirt. The curtains were wide open and had handprints all over the glass (ground floor room), the TV was on, she was naked in the bed, and during all of this, I had found time to cook a burrito but it never left the microwave.

I need to get back to that lifestyle of not giving a fuck. So much more entertaining.

[Double_0_Rusty]

When I was 19, I was at a Halloween party. Soon as I walked in the door, I took 4 shots of Patron at one time, then four more. Within an hour took four more. Went on the back porch drank a bud light.......then I blacked out. I was told, my friend kept feeding me shots, until the total was about 18 shots within 2hrs. I was found in the woods passed out beside a tree, unlit cig in my hand, and lighter in puke. At first, they couldn't wake me up, when i did "wake up", i couldn't talk, open my eyes, or move any body part. They sat me on a big wash tub out side and was holding me up......I let the biggest fart ever.....that echoed loudly. woke up face down in the bathroom on the floor next to the door, boots off, Polo folded neatly. Had no clue where I was, walked into the living room, and saw people passed out on the couch (including my buddy who owns the house)....still couldn't figure it out. went out smoked a cig, and drank a beer at 6am.....went back to the same bathroom....layed down in the walk in shower, and went into deep thought.....finally figured it out after I had gotten drunk again at 6:45 am. Needless to say, that's the last time Ive been that drunk.

[oldcorolla]

I remember being in a club in OSAN South Korea and drinking with a few friends on a friday night after work , I then woke up in a hotel room on sunday morning with no id card a dead cell phone and no money, I wonder downstairs talk to the receptionist and asked her where I was , she told me I was in Seoul (2 hours away from OSAN). I started to freak the fuck out , bounced from the hotel and found a cell shop got a free charger and called the "friends" that were supposed to keep me straight that night and had one of them come up with my ID card which he forgot he had in his pocket when he let me tear off to Seoul with the old korean guy that owned the bar we were in. Good thing is I didnt have to pay for the hotel room.

[bdydrpdmazda]

drank so much tequila one night while working on a job out of town that me and my best friend of ten years got into a verbal dispute that when on about ten mins before i said fuck this and walked away, he then ran up behind me and spun me around and then punched me in the face so I smashed an MGD bottle across his face. We havent spoken since and that was back in Jan.

[bdydrpdmazda]

i was crazy wasted one night and decided to go in an empty lot next to my house and do mad doughnuts in the STi and when I came to a stop I realized it was a bad idea to do that in dirt with the windows down, the entire inside of my car was covered in red dirt and so were my two buddies in the car with me

[G.C]

The real fun happens when you don't remember that night.

[bdydrpdmazda]

I once got so wasted at a wedding reception that i tried to fight the brides brother because i thought he was gay and hitting on me, turns out he was retarded (no disrespect intended to the mentally handicapped)

[Lurker]

One time at band camp....

[bdydrpdmazda]

One time at band camp....
fail

[Lurker]

Your fail is fail.

[Vteckidd]

I got drunk last night and paid a $394 bar tab fml

[bdydrpdmazda]

I got drunk last night and paid a $394 bar tab fml
ouch, reps for your loss

[Lurker]

I remember being in a club in OSAN South Korea and drinking with a few friends on a friday night after work , I then woke up in a hotel room on sunday morning with no id card a dead cell phone and no money, I wonder downstairs talk to the receptionist and asked her where I was , she told me I was in Seoul (2 hours away from OSAN). I started to freak the fuck out , bounced from the hotel and found a cell shop got a free charger and called the "friends" that were supposed to keep me straight that night and had one of them come up with my ID card which he forgot he had in his pocket when he let me tear off to Seoul with the old korean guy that owned the bar we were in. Good thing is I didnt have to pay for the hotel room.


So you got drunk and left with an old Korean guy, then proceded to wake up in a hotel 2 hours away?

When you woke up, did your anus hurt?

Just sayin

[bdydrpdmazda]

So you got drunk and left with an old Korean guy, then proceded to wake up in a hotel 2 hours away?

When you woke up, did your anus hurt?

Just sayin
great question

[.gauge.]

When my friend won the last game of beer pong of the night I dumped a cooler of ice water over his head yelling "WINNER!!!!"

[neon_ert3]

"christmas eve 2007" i was at a friends house waiting for more to show up so me and another friend decided to go ahead and start without them. i got a bright idea to light my shot of 151 on fire. never light them and let them sit on fire for a while. i blew out the fire and took the shot and burned the shit outta my lip and tounge ... i dont remeber anything after that but i was told that he went out lookin at christmas lights in my jetta. i was hangin out the window screaming marry fukn christmas. then we stopped at a gas station and i pissed in the parkin lot then hopped in some guys van. they called my ole lady and she picked me up from my homeboys house. when i got to her house she said i called everybody bitches. then i stood on the side of the bed and pissed on the floor. well i woke up on christmas morning in my girlfriends sisters bed butt ass naked. idk how i got naked but i figured it wasnt really a bad thing. i love these kinda memories, or the lack of these memories lol

[MrGurley]

haha awhile back after my brother picked me up from to take me home, we got to arguing and to prove a point i threw my phone out the window and then gave him $650 cash for gas money.....

[PURP]

I get so dranked..... I get more dranked.... then more... then passout.

That's how you're supposed to do it...

:goodjob:

[ItsBlack]

.. I woke up and didn't remember being in California.

I went to visit my old friends/family in Cali last Christmas, got wasted within a few hours of getting off the plane, blacked out, woke up at my friends house and wondered why the fuck I was in Cali lol. It was the scariest/weirdest moment of my life

[BluesClues]

LMAO @ this thread!

[Lurker]

So you got drunk and left with an old Korean guy, then proceded to wake up in a hotel 2 hours away?

When you woke up, did your anus hurt?

Just sayin

I would have ran from this question too. I don't blame you one bit.

[§treet_§peed]

I agree with the best nights being those you can't remember. Most of my family that used to party for a long time always told me you have never lived until you can't remember what happened.

[§treet_§peed]

But here is a sorta funny story. Back when I was 17 senior high school, we used to have these field parties up in the north hall area. Few big bond fires, about 40 acres to play in as long as we didn't go out of the fenced area and into the other part of the dudes dads land we could do whatever we wanted. Well there was this old caviler these kids drove up in from down the road. Shit had the windows busted out and a roll cage in it. it was beat the fuck up. Well they had helmets on, they kept "drifting" it and trying to get it to flip. Finally after about 10 minutes the succeed. Now every one is trashed so we are all laughing our asses off at what just happened. Then some guy with a truck helps flip the car back over with a couple of chains. They get it on the wheels and get it started again. Then proceed to drive it thru one of big ass bond fires we had going. That was the great part because the car caught on fire and blew up.. Then the police came. We told them what happened and hid the booze. They laughed and just said becareful.

[Lurker]

My friends and I just arrived at a club and we sat down at a table. 3 girls walk up and start gabbing and we asked them to sit with us.

One of the girls (the BIG ONE of course) asked if she could buy me a drink so I ordered a long island ice tea. I got about half of it down and I don't remember shit after that. The next thing I know, I wake up in a vehicle and she's slobbin the knob. I was looking around trying to figure out how the fuck I got there and who was this pleasantly plump woman feasting on my body fluid was. I busted a nut and she said some shit which I don't remember because everything was fuzzy as fuck, then she gets out of the car.

I'm sitting there and I'm like, "who's car is this and where the fuck am I".

I go inside this bar and find my friends to ask them WTF just happened and they are laughing. They said I had half of my drink and was out of it, next thing they know they seen me walking out the door with her.

Bitch spiked my drink and sucked me off while I passed out! In the end, I don't think I should complain because i got a BJ. It was from a walrus but hey, free BJ. Shaaaawing!

[ilovemyhonda.]

Liz????

No, she was asian! :crazy:

[neon_ert3]

My friends and I just arrived at a club and we sat down at a table. 3 girls walk up and start gabbing and we asked them to sit with us.

One of the girls (the BIG ONE of course) asked if she could buy me a drink so I ordered a long island ice tea. I got about half of it down and I don't remember shit after that. The next thing I know, I wake up in a vehicle and she's slobbin the knob. I was looking around trying to figure out how the fuck I got there and who was this pleasantly plump woman feasting on my body fluid was. I busted a nut and she said some shit which I don't remember because everything was fuzzy as fuck, then she gets out of the car.

I'm sitting there and I'm like, "who's car is this and where the fuck am I".

I go inside this bar and find my friends to ask them WTF just happened and they are laughing. They said I had half of my drink and was out of it, next thing they know they seen me walking out the door with her.

Bitch spiked my drink and sucked me off while I passed out! In the end, I don't think I should complain because i got a BJ. It was from a walrus but hey, free BJ. Shaaaawing!


HELL YEAH!! FREE BJS!!! i dont mind a bbw once in a while, as long as her face isnt god awful

[§treet_§peed]

shit big girls give the best head. They treat it like the last piece of chicken in the bucket man. Some times it's because they are afraid it'll be the last penis they get to slob on lulz.

[BluesClues]

My friends and I just arrived at a club and we sat down at a table. 3 girls walk up and start gabbing and we asked them to sit with us.

One of the girls (the BIG ONE of course) asked if she could buy me a drink so I ordered a long island ice tea. I got about half of it down and I don't remember shit after that. The next thing I know, I wake up in a vehicle and she's slobbin the knob. I was looking around trying to figure out how the fuck I got there and who was this pleasantly plump woman feasting on my body fluid was. I busted a nut and she said some shit which I don't remember because everything was fuzzy as fuck, then she gets out of the car.

I'm sitting there and I'm like, "who's car is this and where the fuck am I".

I go inside this bar and find my friends to ask them WTF just happened and they are laughing. They said I had half of my drink and was out of it, next thing they know they seen me walking out the door with her.

Bitch spiked my drink and sucked me off while I passed out! In the end, I don't think I should complain because i got a BJ. It was from a walrus but hey, free BJ. Shaaaawing!
She had to spike your drink just to give you a BJ! :lmfao::lmfao:

[T34me]

my 20th b-day my buddy who was a bartender had a party for me at his place. I was first to get there and started drinking top shelf long islands right off the bat. 3 deep, i passed out before anyone else even showed up, and then informed the next afternoon that 3 other girls passed out in the same bed i was in. FAIL

[Brian*]

OP is epic.

[xxbckiexx]

a couple times i got so drunk.. i got my wife preggerz :\

[BluesClues]

Ok, so I was driving home from school and I randomly thought of another funny drunk night.

I was about 19 and I was hanging out at a friends house and she was having a party. We were playing a drinking game. While everyone else was drinking beer, me and her were drinking some cheap as wine. To make it taste better, we dropped peppermints in the bottom of the glass. We ended the game and started dancing in the living room. In the middle of dancing I blacked out. The next thing I remember was being outside in the back of the apartment building throwing up in the bushes. I faintly remember getting back inside. I layed on the couch and they gave me a trash can in case I threw up some more. Well, I fell asleep and was woken up because they wanted me to get up and start partying again. I started throwing up again. I fell back asleep and they tried to wake me up again. Every time they woke me up, I would throw up. They eventually left me alone but I threw up until the sun came up. I started puking up my stomach lining. I swore to never play another drinking game especially with cheap ass wine! lol

[SicStang03]

In my college dorm i once got very drunk, took the elevator to the wrong floor (which all looked alike) walked into what i thought was my room and went to sleep. I was woken up in the morning by several people asking me who the hell i was.

[Lurker]

She had to spike your drink just to give you a BJ! :lmfao::lmfao:

Yes, judging by how I felt I'm guessing she put some GHB in my drink. You don't pass out from half a drink and lose your memory.

She was BIG(260 lbs) and ugly. It was probably the first time she touched a penis.

[Kevykev]

One of the girls (the BIG ONE of course) asked if she could buy me a drink so I ordered a long island ice tea. I got about half of it down and I don't remember shit after that. The next thing I know, I wake up in a vehicle and she's slobbin the knob. I was looking around trying to figure out how the fuck I got there and who was this pleasantly plump woman feasting on my body fluid was. I busted a nut and she said some shit which I don't remember because everything was fuzzy as fuck, then she gets out of the car.

!

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Good God Man! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::screwy:

[ekcivic1991]

I one time had 20 jeg bombs, a few shots of vodka, 2 cups of kaluha (sp?) and some daquiris and didn't get drunk or buzzed, no lie.

i call bullshit

[Kasper]

The last time i went to prime time was for my going away party.. I was told i was allowed to drink as much as i wanted to as long as i got everyone girls before i got to drunk. so i did that and started my drinking spree. well i got so hammered and this hot chick started talken to me and grinding on me. i blacked out completely. and when i finally started figureing out my boy is takeing me to the truck. which is cool cause the chick was still with me. we get back to my boys house, and continue partying. i went into the bathroom and puked, and blacked out, then i come to again and shes rideing me in bed! i pass out completely. i wake up the next morning and shes still layen there, i go smoke a cig, and scotts out maken breakfast. he looks at me and just starts bustin out laughing, he fills me in on all the spots im blacking out in (mainly watching all this cause they have my entire night on tape!) aparently when i blacked out at the club how i hooked up with this chick was i was throwing pennies at her while she was giveing me a lap dance! when i blacked out in the bathroom she came in and we started fucken in the shower to "sober me up" and i they came in when they heard her screaming from me slamming it in her pooper! then we went for round 2 in the guest bedroom!. they followed me around alot that night! but what can i say.. memories that i cant really remember. VIDEO REALLY HELPS!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

i call bullshit


I swear, I have 2 witnesses that can back it up. Never threw up once that night. Acted completely normal and could walk straight. I was shocked.

[ilovemyhonda.]

ahh prime time.. the memories..

[DrewS2K]

i was at a club with two girlfriends of mine, and apparently i was talking to one of them and tellin her how much i wish i could f**k her that night and when i was having sex with her friend (the other girl) i was thinking it was her instead of her friend. i was going into pretty graphic detail with how her friend wasnt that good. the whole time her friend was behind me hearing it all and needless to say we're not talkin anymore lol. dam liquor

[§treet_§peed]

Drinking helps take away my problems. Especially the big I have right now, which is not having a job.......

[neon_ert3]

Yes, judging by how I felt I'm guessing she put some GHB in my drink. You don't pass out from half a drink and lose your memory.

She was BIG(260 lbs) and ugly. It was probably the first time she touched a penis.


Damn dude!! she was big and ugly!!! im sorry for ya man

[TheProfiteer]

old thread bumping


yes I am that bored

[PSINXS]

8 shots of everclear had me doing ballet and talking to myself in a mirror in the bathroom saying how pretty I and everything was.

[slostang]

i drank 3/4 of a 750ml bottle of patron and about a six pack of yuengling and felt great. then i went to piss, i pissed, zipped my pants up and as soon as i fastened the button i hit the floor passed out cold. lol

[ARH1192]

I think I could write 6 pages of stories myself.

About 3 years ago, a couple months before my 21st Birthday, I was at a house party and completely wasted. Me and my friend end up wrestling in the back yard. We both get tired and are like fuck this and go back to drinking. I'm standing around in the back yard of the party talking to a good lady friend of mine when I start seeing people start darting. Cops raid the place. I watched 2 different people get tackled by cops. I'm like WTF. I JUST got arrested for drinking underage a month or 2 before this party, I couldn't get busted again or the judge said he'd put me on probation. So I walk through the house thinking will since the cops ran to the back yard I'll sneak out the front. Nope, there are a bunch out front. I walk back in side and head up stairs as I watch another cop tackle someone else break a table.

About 6 of us go in a room. 2 or 3 people get in the closet, couple under the bed, and one of my buddies gets in the bed and acts like he's sleeping (L-O-Fucking-L). I'm left with no where to go. I see a glass night stand in the corner with a small 15in tv on top of it. I get behind it, pull my shirt over my head and sit still. The cops bust in and find everyone, but me. To this day I am amazed how they didn't see me. How could they NOT see my behind a GLASS end table. They take everyone out to the front yard so I figure its time to find a better hiding spot.

I make my way into another room where there is a small door leading to the attic. I crawl in and look out the window and see 20-30 people they caught hand cuffed sitting like ducks in the front yard. I call some friends and tell them I'm in the attic and I don't know what to do. I end up just laying down trying to wait it out but its so hot I start to feel sick. I try to crawl back out to where it is cooler but I bust my ass. They heard me. I quickly lay down and dump a huge stack of magazines on top of me. The cop looks up in the attic with his flash light and says "I know you're up here come on out." I don't move. He sticks around for a few minutes and leaves. So I'm back on the mission to get out of this hot attic when I fall again. The cop runs back up, I covered myself back up with the magazines. He says "come out" again, but I just sit still. After he left I figured I wouldn't push my luck again and just wait it out. A couple hours past and I occasionally peak out the window to see if the cops are still there. Hours go buy and they are STILL out front. By this time I gotta piss so bad but know I can't get out. I ended up just pissing in this guys attic. All over everything. I go and lay back down (where I didn't piss lol) and pass out. I get woken up at 5:30am, the guy throwing the party said my friend called and told him I was in the attic. He told me the cops left and I could come out not. I call a cab and go home. The next day I find out the cops were called because of a fight (me and my buddy wrestling) haha

[ARH1192]

Sorry for the long post

CLIFF NOTES:
Drinking underage at a party
cops come
I hide and some how am not seen
I find a better hiding spot, in the attic
wait it out for hours and end up pissing in this guys attic
wake up at 5:30am and call a cab home

[T.C.]

^Truly lucky on the cops not seeing you, or retrieving you from the attic.

I went to Augusta to visit some friends and we started drinking at this bar called Allie Katz at around 8pm. Many Jaeger bombs later we ended up at The Country Club down the street in the vip section. We started drinking lots of shots and I soon blacked out. Apparently I disappeared some time around midnight on my way to the bathroom. When it started to close my friend told the door guys that he couldnt find me. So the employees and my friends started looking for me everywhere and after about an hour of looking they found me curled up on the floor in the last stall of the bathroom in between the wall and the toilet. I didnt have any puke on me though so I guess I just thought that I should lay down in the fetal position and pass out.

[FasTech]

This past saturday.... I got off work and my gf picked me up. Went by the store to get a few bags of ice, then bought a shit load of beer, and afterwards we headed to the party. Got their around 11:30 and I started drinking. Around 2 some asshole decided to spin tires as he was leaving. Caused a big fight with the home owners and thats when shit went downhill as far as partying their. I had already had like 6 jagerbombs and around 3 or 4 beers, so I wasn't really all that drunk. We go to leave and my gf starts throwing up so I had to hold her hair and all that other BS shit. Then after puking on me alittle and her car, we left. Went to her mom's house, I grabbed a shower then started drinking again with her stepdad. She chilled for alittle while then went inside to go to sleep. I did a few more jagerbombs and a few shots of Jose then I was done. Got in around 4:30 and headed straight to the bed. Get in their and she got up to get undressed because she just passed out when she laid down before. One thing led to another, drunk sex occured, my socks got lost somehow, and a skeet'd on her sisters bed. Pretty crazy night.

[02SloWrx]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"


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[02SloWrx]

Got drunk, Friends drove me home, I hoped back in my car, drove back to the club, the club was closed when I got there. The next day I knew why friends drove me home, it was 5am.

[Firefightin_tC]

ASAP Party...

....dude feel asleep on the couch and everyone was getting all giddy and outta nowhere someone said, "SOMEBODY PUT THEIR BALLS ON HIS FACE"

*shrugs....zips*

Drag my two hakey-sacks across old dudes forehead.

And of course, I'm told this the next morning when I wake up passed out, still dressed minused some shoes.

[slostang]

ASAP Party...

....dude feel asleep on the couch and everyone was getting all giddy and outta nowhere someone said, "SOMEBODY PUT THEIR BALLS ON HIS FACE"

*shrugs....zips*

Drag my two hakey-sacks across old dudes forehead.

And of course, I'm told this the next morning when I wake up passed out, still dressed minused some shoes.

lol i think you did it to music too. whenever one part of some song came up he got the slugs to his head. lulz.

[Firefightin_tC]

lol i think you did it to music too. whenever one part of some song came up he got the slugs to his head. lulz.

The story gets better and better.

[slostang]

lulz.

[StreetHazard]

ASAP Party...

....dude feel asleep on the couch and everyone was getting all giddy and outta nowhere someone said, "SOMEBODY PUT THEIR BALLS ON HIS FACE"

*shrugs....zips*

Drag my two hakey-sacks across old dudes forehead.

And of course, I'm told this the next morning when I wake up passed out, still dressed minused some shoes.


this sounds like faggotry on a grand scale

"hey guys look! he's passed out"

RAPE HIS FACE!
:umno:
:sicks:

[ARH1192]

Just the other weekend I decided to drink rum and coke instead of beer which is all I've been drinking lately. Well the shit snuck up on me. I ended up out side of the party blacked out in the back of someones truck. I threw up off the side then passed out. Woke up a hour or so later and everyone had left the party and I was locked out side. I got up and walked home 3+ miles. I still don't know why I just didn't call a cab. I normally take cabs every where. All I know is I will never walk 3+ miles again shit canned drunk again.

[fresh_boi]

one time i got so drunk, everyone was sittin at this big couch, that made the shape of a "U", and i feel asleep while they were passin stuff around, and they told me the next morning i stood up and pissd all over everyone, the coffee table, and the weed

[t3ggr]

Part 1 -Got so drunk at vortex battling Pablo at shots of patron I went to the bathroom to throw up, fell over, hit my head on the toilet and knocked myself out. Woke up, came out and everyone told me my head was bleeding. Woke up the next day and raped the vending machine and all its honeybuns.

Part 2 - Spending the night at my boyfriends, just got back from a long night of drinking. Woke up and made my way to the bathroom to go pee, pulled the door open and sat down, kept waiting to go when he wakes up and asks me what i am doing. I try to tell him i am going pee. He tells me no you are not because you are sitting behind the curtains on the window seal. Then he asks me why it is necessary to take off all my clothes to go pee.

[Njobe]

bunch of mofugin alcoholics up in this bitch lol

[Georgia_boy]

there is 2 parts to this story...

Part 1
a couple of years ago we took a friend of mine to a bar, we got him shitfaced and proceeded to take pics of him making out with an old woman that looked like she was wearing a dolly parton wig. when they got done, both of them looked like they were makin out with a damn clown. Her bright red lip stick was smeared all over there faces, it was priceless! We put the pics up on myspace for the whole world to see lol

part 2 (his revenge)
well about 6 months later we all get together to celebrate something (cant remember), so we go back to the same bar. Around 11:30 or so we order another round of beers (this makes it aleast 7 or 8 for me), when the waitress gets back my friends just yells out SHOTS!!! he tells the waitress somethin and about 5 mins later she comes back with "shots". Me and him grab ours and drink em, then he says ONE MORE! so we get another, and of course we do another. after that all I remember is a red head in a tube top hittin on me (dont remember anything else), us walkin out of the bar, gettin in his car and driving thru the parking lot. they stopped in front of the bar and I kicked open the back door a pukked my damn brains out. I remember them talking to some girls as I am doing this and the last thing I remember before I passed out was "hey Matt, how did you like those 4 horsemen shots"? after that I only remember waking up in my bed about 4 hours late for work still drunk as hell!!

apparently there shots were just plain coke, and i was the only one that got the 4 horsemen.

[Njobe]

paybacks a bitch :D

[jhadleyh]

I got so drunk last year at new years I had sex with my roomate and got caught by my girlfriend and somehow managed to get her to have a 3some after the anger dissipated. I don't think i could have pulled that off sober.

[Njobe]

in your 5, 939 posts that has to be the one filled with the most bullshit lol

[jhadleyh]

in your 5, 939 posts that has to be the one filled with the most bullshit lol


PM RedEj8 he will tell all.

[Njobe]

so you how does this so said roommate look

[jhadleyh]

so you how does this so said roommate look

I shall try and find a pic of her real quick for ya....I think she is married now.

[Njobe]

well damn it, that doesn't help me any lol

[punkr6]

I don't drink....:D