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Sammich
09-29-2009, 08:29 AM
WHEN THIS KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUT ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY HAND JUST NOW...I MEAN...IF IT FELL, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I GONA DRINK MY COFFEE WIF? YOU CANT JUST DRINK COFFEE BY ITSELF W/O A LUSCIOUS GLAZED KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUT?

WHO FEELS MY PAIN? WHO FEELS MY FEAR? WHO FEELS ME?

NO HOMO TO THE FELLAS..AND A LIL LOWER TO THE LADIES

DISCUSS

1000cckiller
09-29-2009, 08:30 AM
Wtf are you talkin bout

ilovemyhonda.
09-29-2009, 08:32 AM
I would have laughed at you and then dumped your coffee in your lap. Coffee = EW!

LvnBoOst
09-29-2009, 08:32 AM
I feel ya!

Njobe
09-29-2009, 08:35 AM
mmmmmmmmmm doughnuts

ilovemyhonda.
09-29-2009, 08:35 AM
Don't encourage this man who likes men.

Sammich
09-29-2009, 08:36 AM
Wtf are you talkin bout
I ALMOST LOST MY GLAZED DOUGHNUT MOTHERFUKER...HOW DO U NOT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT


Don't encourage this man who likes men.



I'M ABOUT TO STICK MY KEY IN YOUR IGNITION...

ilovemyhonda.
09-29-2009, 08:38 AM
I ALMOST LOST MY GLAZED DOUGHNUT MOTHERFUKER...HOW DO U NOT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT





I'M ABOUT TO STICK MY KEY IN YOUR IGNITION...

Dont think your maxipad key is going to work in my civic ignition. FAIL x4853847563478563784563784

*drops sammich's doughnut on the ground and stomps on it* :lmfao:

Sammich
09-29-2009, 08:39 AM
MOTHERFUKER WILL GET SHANKED IN IA PRISON FOR THAT STUNT U JUST PULLED MOTHERFUKER...DONT U KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

ilovemyhonda.
09-29-2009, 08:40 AM
No, No, I don't think you are. Last I checked you were semenya's bitch! ;)

Sammich
09-29-2009, 08:41 AM
No, No, I don't think you are. Last I checked you were semenya's bitch! ;)
I PITCH...ALWAYS..JUST ASK BRETT

WAIT WUT

ilovemyhonda.
09-29-2009, 08:44 AM
Either way you're still a ghey. Semenya is a man. You and him together = Sammich is ghey!

teh bri
09-29-2009, 09:26 AM
Mmm, I can't has Krispy Kreme :(

Sammich
09-29-2009, 11:15 AM
U CAN HAVE MY KREME THOUGH

BluesClues
09-29-2009, 11:17 AM
MOTHERFUKER WILL GET SHANKED IN IA PRISON FOR THAT STUNT U JUST PULLED MOTHERFUKER...DONT U KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
Well I'M THE MUTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENT!!!! :ninja:

Sammich
09-29-2009, 11:19 AM
Well I'M THE MUTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENT!!!! :ninja:
HELL YEA U ARE...THE PIAA PRESIDENT...:ninja:

blackboi50
09-29-2009, 11:22 AM
^^PIAA???? Pissin In Ass Association???

yoooo dog from family guy u crack me up!!!! :lmao:....1

BluesClues
09-29-2009, 11:24 AM
^^PIAA???? Pissin In Ass Association???

yoooo dog from family guy u crack me up!!!! :lmao:....1
:no:

Sammich
09-29-2009, 11:24 AM
^^PIAA???? Pissin In Ass Association???

yoooo dog from family guy u crack me up!!!! :lmao:....1
LULZ

IF U CHK HER PICS...ULL SEE WHAT I DID THERE:ninja:

Ziptied
09-29-2009, 11:27 AM
I see what you did there, just sayin'

ilovemyhonda.
09-29-2009, 11:29 AM
pictures, smictures.

blackboi50
09-29-2009, 11:29 AM
:no:

ohhhh sawieeeee.....damnit i meant brians punk ass was in that association!!!....1

Sammich
09-29-2009, 11:30 AM
LOL @ ZIPTIEDBUMPER

ohhhh sawieeeee.....damnit i meant brians punk ass was in that association!!!....1
SILENCE...I KEEL J00

blackboi50
09-29-2009, 11:32 AM
hehe.....1

JDMbabe
09-29-2009, 01:54 PM
num num krispy kreme! i feel ya brotha

bdydrpdmazda
09-29-2009, 02:01 PM
wow i just read all the post to this point

TheGodfather
09-29-2009, 02:12 PM
wow i just read all the post to this point

I'm sorry man.

I just posted here to let sammich know he left the caps lock on.

Sammich
09-30-2009, 08:11 AM
num num krispy kreme! i feel ya brotha
WHERE U BEEN RICER?

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 08:16 AM
stomping on your gay doughnuts ;)

Sammich
09-30-2009, 08:18 AM
GTFO AND WHIP ME UP SOME DAMN CHEESEBURGERS

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 08:18 AM
you pregnant?

you've been craving cheeseburgers like everyday.

98blackcivic
09-30-2009, 08:56 AM
you pregnant?

you've been craving cheeseburgers like everyday.

LOL
but seriously...dropping food on the ground is HORRIBLE!

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 08:57 AM
not when you can laugh at sammich for doing it.

LizBiz
09-30-2009, 10:22 AM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit!!!! Black girls unite up in this thread!!!!!!!!!

mocha latte cupcake
09-30-2009, 10:23 AM
Z0MG LIZ J00R BLACK?!?!

LizBiz
09-30-2009, 10:27 AM
Z0MG LIZ J00R BLACK?!?! Yeah....when I'm not being asian :D Yamete Oniichan!!!! Suki ja nai!!! :tongue1:

TRDwasiq
09-30-2009, 10:28 AM
ahhh.. ITs Ohkhay! u will be fine :(

ls-r teg
09-30-2009, 10:28 AM
no shes just well tanned

Z0MG LIZ J00R BLACK?!?!

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 10:29 AM
My friend said "Tiffany has the black white girl swagger."

Can I join?

mocha latte cupcake
09-30-2009, 10:30 AM
:D WATASHI NI WA DAISKI DESU BAKA! daaaiiisskkkiiiii!

LizBiz
09-30-2009, 10:35 AM
:D WATASHI NI WA DAISKI DESU BAKA! daaaiiisskkkiiiii!baka?.....BAKA?.....BaKa!!!!!!!! !!!! Anata wa BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongue1:


Fuk a tan.....I me!!!!! So who you!!!! [inserts Crunk smiley]

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 10:38 AM
liz the crunk smiley can be the low rider.

JDMbabe
09-30-2009, 10:40 AM
yes, im back sammmichhhh

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 10:41 AM
yo, you gotta come in and be like i stomped all over your doughnuts dawg and shot the krispy kreme in your eye. lol

JDMbabe
09-30-2009, 10:50 AM
hahaha... but i love doughnuts im suprised im not fat as hell from eattin em. that give me an idea.... i should be a cop for halloween so i can eat the hell out of them

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 10:51 AM
lol be the slutty cop but don't be that slutty because you probably have more class then that and have a box of doughnuts and drip red food coloring on them and the box and go around eating them lol

LizBiz
09-30-2009, 10:56 AM
i should be a cop for halloween so i can eat the hell out of them In this sentence "Them" refers to the cops......:ninja:

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 10:57 AM
get yo mind outta of the gutter.

JDMbabe
09-30-2009, 10:57 AM
hahahah NAHH the doughnuts of course.... :police:

Maverick
09-30-2009, 11:03 AM
eat a bagel, like a boss

LizBiz
09-30-2009, 11:03 AM
Stay away from cops. Trust me. They don't get much female attention outside of their 12 hour days and will blow up your phone.

Okie_doke.
09-30-2009, 11:06 AM
Donuts taste goooooooooooooooooooood...................that is all

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 11:09 AM
liz haz expierence.

Okie_doke.
09-30-2009, 11:14 AM
Tiff has more............just sayin

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 11:16 AM
maybe but keep it on the dowwwwwnnn loooowwwwww, doooown low

oh man that song is hot...need it now.

JDMbabe
09-30-2009, 11:16 AM
man yall got me in class thinkin bout food, and i havent eatten breakfast yet... =/

LizBiz
09-30-2009, 11:21 AM
Breakfast? What's that?

Okie_doke.
09-30-2009, 11:24 AM
I'll have a hamburger hwooooooooof cheese and go ahead and put some stank on that please bwahahhhahahahahaha

JDMbabe
09-30-2009, 11:24 AM
idk something my stomach says I HAVE to eat every morning, or it gets very angry and begins crying out loud like a banshee...

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 11:25 AM
i actually ate a doughnut.

Okie_doke.
09-30-2009, 11:27 AM
idk something my stomach says I HAVE to eat every morning, or it gets very angry and begins crying out loud like a banshee...

Someone get this lady a ritz or a snack pack quick

Kasper
09-30-2009, 11:27 AM
i want doughnuts!!! and a choc milk shake! mmmmmmmmmmm what a combo!

Okie_doke.
09-30-2009, 11:29 AM
i want doughnuts!!! and a choc milk shake! mmmmmmmmmmm what a combo!

:D I see diabetes in your near future:D

JDMbabe
09-30-2009, 11:32 AM
:cry: please help!

btw... has anyone seen the new smilies...? haaa
so much sexxx.

Okie_doke.
09-30-2009, 11:40 AM
FUCK. I need food now










brb

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 11:54 AM
fuggin pigs

Okie_doke.
09-30-2009, 01:17 PM
I don't dig on swine Tiff

ilovemyhonda.
09-30-2009, 01:24 PM
lol um

Sammich
10-01-2009, 10:54 AM
:cry: please help!

btw... has anyone seen the new smilies...? haaa
so much sexxx.
....

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 10:58 AM
:sex::sanchez::ass2ass::69::anal::diddle::dildo:

she means these................

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:02 AM
I'D GIVE JDMBABE THE BIDNESS

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:03 AM
insert smiley of said bidness.............

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:05 AM
:pedo::anal::sanchez::sex::69::pedo:

90_ACCORD
10-01-2009, 11:07 AM
well im starving and now i want a donut more than anything

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:07 AM
ahhh got it! perv!

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:07 AM
AWESOME POST BRO

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:08 AM
i haz booberry muffin

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:09 AM
i haz boob muffin
WHERE?:ninja:

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:14 AM
not quite

bdydrpdmazda
10-01-2009, 11:18 AM
this thread was started days ago about dropping a pastry and its still going. How is that?

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:18 AM
ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:19 AM
this thread was started days ago about dropping a pastry and its still going. How is that?
ITS MY BEER...U MIGHT FIGHT AN IDIOT OR TWO

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:21 AM
I I I I I hear dream in the background of this clients location.

bdydrpdmazda
10-01-2009, 11:25 AM
ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE
whos got tiny titties?

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:26 AM
sammich's cow.

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:29 AM
whos got tiny titties?

sammich's cow. QFT...TIFFANY DOES HAVE SOME SMALL ASS TITTIES

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:30 AM
I DO NOT

bdydrpdmazda
10-01-2009, 11:30 AM
QFT...TIFFANY DOES HAVE SOME SMALL ASS TITTIES
PM me the proof

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:31 AM
no..

bdydrpdmazda
10-01-2009, 11:32 AM
QFT...TIFFANY DOES HAVE SOME SMALL ASS TITTIES


I DO NOT

somebody needs to quit lying

jhadleyh
10-01-2009, 11:32 AM
^^^this fool is posting pics of his ho's titi's on IA lol

bdydrpdmazda
10-01-2009, 11:32 AM
no..

i wasnt talking to you

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:33 AM
oh... whose posting tittays huh huh

bdydrpdmazda
10-01-2009, 11:33 AM
^^^this fool is posting pics of his ho's titi's on IA lol
they are boobs guy, its not the end of the world

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:34 AM
so lost.......

jhadleyh
10-01-2009, 11:35 AM
your wife's boobs....make a poll and see who all would post pics of their chicks tits and see what the response is

bdydrpdmazda
10-01-2009, 11:39 AM
your wife's boobs....make a poll and see who all would post pics of their chicks tits and see what the response is
there has already been a post up your fuck buddy, significant other, girlfriend or wife thread and it was very popular. It was before your time though

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:39 AM
OK...SO THAT REALLY IS UR WIFE?

ilovemyhonda.
10-01-2009, 11:46 AM
newbs.

Ziptied
10-01-2009, 11:51 AM
I thought the tiddies were nice, and def ballsy of him to post em, I repped him. cause that shit is awesome.

Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:52 AM
HIS WIFE HAS AWESOME TITTAYS

Njobe
10-01-2009, 12:14 PM
hi, where are the pics :ninja: