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JITB
09-28-2009, 05:20 PM
i had to build some stuff at Sears today..and i found out 2 things.

1. Dont fart with headphones on, because it wont be silent... because you cant judge it, and meterit at first break, due to the music.


2. The guy in the bathroom stall holding his shit, ass will let loose after about 1 1/2 minutes..


true events...
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 05:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! Reps!
Ms Dollar
09-28-2009, 05:27 PM
ewww nasty
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 05:28 PM
Farts and someone else shittin' on themselves is hilarious!
Kasper
09-28-2009, 05:57 PM
youd think youd at least feel it if it was a big one!!
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 06:00 PM
Yeah, but once that fart breaks the seal all bets are off and it's race with the Devil after that.
JITB
09-28-2009, 06:03 PM
Yeah, but once that fart breaks the seal all bets are off and it's race with the Devil after that.

true story
Kasper
09-28-2009, 06:11 PM
true.. but i have more the tendency of farting then a hot girl comes walken around the corner to come talk to me! and it just stinks!!
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 06:13 PM
Clench those cheeks, son!

Always give the area and look over to make sure you got the green light!
Kasper
09-28-2009, 06:19 PM
hahaha i do!!! but i cant really tell with all the racks and shit in the way sometimes! they come popin outa no where and im mid fart and ya cant pinch it off without hurtin yourself.. just gotta walk towards them and hope the stench doesnt follow!
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 06:21 PM
LMAO @ Mid Fart/Pinch Off!
Kasper
09-28-2009, 06:23 PM
shits painful!!
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 06:30 PM
And it's usually when you want to just blow one out when it's the loudest and the longest.
Kasper
09-28-2009, 06:34 PM
haha.. hell she might try to show me up!!
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 06:35 PM
When a girl can fart around you know she's very comfortable in front of you.

And when I start laughing it just kills the tension because I think a fart (well-timed) is pure comedic gold.
MachNU
09-28-2009, 06:36 PM
this thread is full of win! :lmao:
xxbckiexx
09-28-2009, 06:37 PM
this thread is full of win! :lmao:

I know! JITB works at SEARS. LOLOLOLOL.
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 06:39 PM
And apparently, he's not conscious of his own flatulance...
JITB
09-28-2009, 06:39 PM
I know! JITB works at SEARS. LOLOLOLOL.

who said i worked at sears? jesus stop it already!:no:
xxbckiexx
09-28-2009, 06:40 PM
who said i worked at sears? jesus stop it already!:no:

oh sorry, you were "building something at sears." :rolleyes:
JITB
09-28-2009, 06:42 PM
oh sorry, you were "building something at sears." :rolleyes:

yes you are correct! im a contractor, and i build shit at sears/target/kmart/office depot/staples/hhgregg/best buy/walmart/toysrus, fall transition is coming up......go away plz
MachNU
09-28-2009, 06:43 PM
YAY IA SLAP FIGHT!
Firefightin_tC
09-28-2009, 06:47 PM
*slap*



:ninja:
slostang
09-28-2009, 11:16 PM
*farts
frankXVX
09-28-2009, 11:27 PM
1. Dont fart with headphones on, because it wont be silent... because you cant judge it, and meterit at first break, due to the music.

true events...


LMAO!!
goi_ek
09-28-2009, 11:51 PM
LMFAO, reps
NewGen33
09-28-2009, 11:54 PM
1. Dont fart with headphones on, because it wont be silent... because you cant judge it, and meterit at first break, due to the music.

I was watching family guy and they did one of their bits on a def chick farting. After watching it I had to think about it. Do def people know its improper to fart out loud? Anyone have first hand experience with this lol?