F^%! Monday mornings

[Jecht]

Good morning all! How is everyone today?

[Sammich]

I FARTED...I HAVE BEER BURPS, BUT I DIDNT DRINK BEER LAST NIGHT, AND THE WIFE IS SICK...SO I GUESS MY MORNING IS USUAL LOL

[Jecht]

I FARTED...I HAVE BEER BURPS, BUT I DIDNT DRINK BEER LAST NIGHT, AND THE WIFE IS SICK...SO I GUESS MY MORNING IS USUAL LOL

If that is a usual morning, your life sucks. :lmao:

[Sammich]

IM CUTTIN THE WIRES TO YOUR WINDUHZ

[ilovemyhonda.]

What if I already cut yours?

[mocha latte cupcake]

sammich has the weekend womp womps cause he was too busy gettin his wax on wax off.

moarning tiffnies :D

[ilovemyhonda.]

Morning sir, how are you?

[Sammich]

What if I already cut yours?
THERES NO WAY THATS POSSIBLE...UR TOO DAMN SHORT

PS EMINEM..FUK U AND UR SLY REMARKS...I'M FLOODING HHI W/ MY ONE TANK OF GAS

[ilovemyhonda.]

I am not short :ninja:

[Sammich]

I am not short :ninja:
FULL BODY SHOT IS DEMANDED...JUST DONT SHOW YOUR FACE:ninja:
*RUNS*

[ilovemyhonda.]

you know what you lil' fucker! I am cute as a button, don't be jealous that your Jay-z lookin' as aint cute.

[Sammich]

you know what you lil' fucker! I am cute as a button, don't be jealous that your Jay-z lookin' as aint cute.
DAMN RIGHT I'M NOT CUTE...I'M SEXY

"SEXYYYYYYYY"

/DWAYNE WADE

LOL

[ilovemyhonda.]

dwayne wade sure is ssssseeeeexxxxyyy, but you on the other hand, not so much !!!

[Sammich]

dwayne wade sure is ssssseeeeexxxxyyy, but you on the other hand, not so much !!!
SUCK MY TWO BALLS IN THEIR ONE BALL SACK U BABY BACK WHORE

[mocha latte cupcake]

i heard you thought i was sekshi :ninja: come on tiff i know you be lookin @ me while sippin on that mudslide :ninja:

[ilovemyhonda.]

SUCK MY TWO BALLS IN THEIR ONE BALL SACK U BABY BACK WHORE

No thanks, DO NOT WANT! Especially after they have been covered in fudge if you know what I mean!


i heard you thought i was sekshi :ninja: come on tiff i know you be lookin @ me while sippin on that mudslide :ninja:

You wish !

[Sammich]

No thanks, DO NOT WANT! Especially after they have been covered in fudge if you know what I mean!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/23/128823476656783662.jpg

[punkr6]

good morning all....

[ilovemyhonda.]

thas an ugly dog lol

[Sammich]

thas an ugly dog lol
QFT

BUT HE SAW WHAT U DID THERE..SO THAT NEGATES UR COMMENT AND MAKES U GAY/LESBIAN...WHAT EVER YOU ARE...I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE A SEX TEST ON U TO SEE WHAT U ARE:ninja:

*RUNS*

[Jecht]

QFT

BUT HE SAW WHAT U DID THERE..SO THAT NEGATES UR COMMENT AND MAKES U GAY/LESBIAN...WHAT EVER YOU ARE...I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE A SEX TEST ON U TO SEE WHAT U ARE:ninja:

*RUNS*

Lol stop kidding yourself

[ilovemyhonda.]

I am all female, unlike

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/19/article-1207653-0613853E000005DC-238_233x659_popup.jpg

[Sammich]

Lol stop kidding yourself
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/21/128770188791202229.jpg

[Sammich]

I am all female, unlike

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/19/article-1207653-0613853E000005DC-238_233x659_popup.jpg
GAH DAMN..WHOSE THE WHITE CHICK?

[ilovemyhonda.]

Don't know, but stop trying to play it off like you aint fappin at that man!

[Jecht]

Don't know, but stop trying to play it off like you aint fappin at that man!

I had to go ahead and tag the thread "sammich is homo" for this comment. :lmao:

[oneSLOWex]

MOARning

[Ms Dollar]

Good morning everybody!

For some reason I am actually in a REALLY good mood today!
Angelbaby woke me up barking in my face :thinking: but I a still in a good mood :D

Lots to do today as usual!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

[oneSLOWex]

Good morning everybody!

For some reason I am actually in a REALLY good mood today!
Angelbaby woke me up barking in my face :thinking: but I a still in a good mood :D

Lots to do today as usual!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

too much effort was used inside this post for a monday morning....ima have to ask you to calm down. kthx

[Jecht]

Good morning everybody!

For some reason I am actually in a REALLY good mood today!
Angelbaby woke me up barking in my face :thinking: but I a still in a good mood :D

Lots to do today as usual!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!


Somebody seems happy that its Monday?

[ilovemyhonda.]

I had to go ahead and tag the thread "sammich is homo" for this comment. :lmao:


:lmfao: yay for me, I made a funniez!

Sammich is ghey fo shizzle.

[Ms Dollar]

too much effort was used inside this post for a monday morning....ima have to ask you to calm down. kthx

I just like to use pretty colors... :( I sowwy. I'm just in a good mood...


Somebody seems happy that its Monday?

Not necessarily happy that it's Monday, just in a good mood that's all.

[oneSLOWex]

I just like to use pretty colors... :( I sowwy. I'm just in a good mood...



Not necessarily happy that it's Monday, just in a good mood that's all.

Is ok to be happy....im just saying :D

[Jecht]

I just like to use pretty colors... :( I sowwy. I'm just in a good mood...



Not necessarily happy that it's Monday, just in a good mood that's all.

Oh I was about to say! I have a supreme dislike of Mondays.

[Sammich]

I HAYT J00 AWL

[oneSLOWex]

I HAYT J00 AWL

your sig....lol its weird.

[ilovemyhonda.]

I HAYT J00 AWL


Your nothing but a low down gay hater! Get the F outta here with your gayness and take your man looking thingy mabobber with you! kthxbai!

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[Sammich]

BEWL...BEWBS ARE NEVAR WIERD UNLESS ITS A BAD BOOB JOB...TIFFANY KNOWS ABOUT THAT

LOLOLOL

[ilovemyhonda.]

Sure don't my boobs are great!

[oneSLOWex]

BEWL...BEWBS ARE NEVAR WIERD UNLESS ITS A BAD BOOB JOB...TIFFANY KNOWS ABOUT THAT

LOLOLOL

LOL the bewbs are win....the dude that that thing popping up is teh weird.

[Sammich]

Sure don't my boobs are great!
ENGLISH MOTHERFUKER...DO U SPEAK IT

[ilovemyhonda.]

No. I speak spanengfrenogul

[Sammich]

AWESOME LANGUAGE BRO

[ilovemyhonda.]

totally dood!

[Sammich]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSDgocwWwj4

[ilovemyhonda.]

Ghey, cannot use youtube at work ;(

[Sammich]

THAT WOULD MAKE U GHEY

[ilovemyhonda.]

no it makes my work ghey

[Sammich]

MAYBEEEEEEEEEE

[Kasper]

whats up everyone..... sounds like everyone is haveing fun so far today!

[ilovemyhonda.]

bored out of my mind willis.

[Sammich]

WHAT U TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS

[ilovemyhonda.]

no that is not what i said homofagatron

[Sammich]

FIRST..DONT TRY TO USE MY WORDS, SECOND I WASNT TRYING TO SAY WHAT U WERE SAYING THIRD TAKE YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE FUKIN KITCHEN...I SEE UR MAN ISNT KEEPING CLOSE TABS ON U

[ilovemyhonda.]

That is because he doesn't try to treat me like a f'n dog. I didn't steal your word dodo brain..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn lol...why dont you go get your ass in the kicthen and burn some more toast so your ass can choke on the fumes!!? And lastly I don't give 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 shits what you were saying! Take that in your pie hole and like it...

[Sammich]

That is because he doesn't try to treat me like a f'n dog. I didn't steal your word dodo brain..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn lol...why dont you go get your ass in the kicthen and burn some more toast so your ass can choke on the fumes!!? And lastly I don't give 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 shits what you were saying! Take that in your pie hole and like it...
....FEMALE COMEBACK IS A WEAK COMEBACK

*STUFFS BLOODY TAMPON IN CHEESEBURGER'S BUN*

[ilovemyhonda.]

That is so gross..sammich what is wrong with you like fuh real? You need help kid, you need help.

*throws bloddy tampon in sammich's mouth*

[BluesClues]

Aight so far. Just aet leftovers from last night. About to start getting ready to head to school to take my professor my completed assignments then I have work at 6:15 tonight. Gotta get my grind on :yes: :goodjob:

[Sammich]

That is so gross..sammich what is wrong with you like fuh real? You need help kid, you need help.

*throws bloddy tampon in sammich's mouth*
UR GONA GET SAWN ASUNDER

[ilovemyhonda.]

swine flu?

[BluesClues]

UR GONA GET SAWN ASUNDER
What is up with your english today? :thinking:

[Sammich]

swine flu?
I I'M SO FLY I'M SO FLY SO SO FLY

I GOT THE SWAG FLUUUUUUUU

[ilovemyhonda.]

Its fucked up, just like every day that ends in y.

[Sammich]

What is up with your english today? :thinking:
LOOK IT UP

Its fucked up, just like every day that ends in y. THAT WAS LOL WORTHY:goodjob::lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

I I'M SO FLY I'M SO FLY SO SO FLY

I GOT THE SWAG FLUUUUUUUU


So lame. Whata lame-o fo sho..

*plays swag surfin'*

Mo betta

[ilovemyhonda.]

LOOK IT UP
THAT WAS LOL WORTHY:goodjob::lmfao:

Laugh yourself to the ground so I can put my foot in your mouth.. better yet do you wear ties to work?

[Sammich]

Laugh yourself to the ground so I can put my foot in your mouth.. better yet do you wear ties to work?
LOL NOPE...I DID THE FIRST TWO DAYS I STARTED, THEN THE GUY IN THE OFFICE WITH ME SAID, U BETTER STOP WEARING TIES TO WORK BEFORE U CHANGE THE DRESS REQUIREMENTS...SO I WEAR POLOS AND BUTTON UPS:D

[ilovemyhonda.]

Hmmmm

*staples collar to chair*

[Sammich]

Hmmmm

*staples collar to chair*http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/stupid/fun_iron.jpg

WHEN U SEE IT U WILL SHIT BRICKS...AND IRON MY SHIRT

[ilovemyhonda.]

You wish. I don't carry no f'n iron in my damn purse.

[Sammich]

You wish. I don't carry no f'n iron in my damn purse.
THEY HAVE A SPRAY TO GET RID OF WRINKLES...SPRAY MY CLOTHES BISH

[ilovemyhonda.]

*sprays sammich's attire with bleach*

BWAHAHAHAHA

[Sammich]

BITCH FUKED UP MY SEXY GREEN SHIRT

[ilovemyhonda.]

not only your ugly green shirt but your entire attire.

see what i did there?

[Sammich]

BITCH IM ONLY CONCERNED BOUT THIS SHIRT..I CANT EVEN GET FULLY ANGRY...

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

[ilovemyhonda.]

No I asked first, did you see what I did?

you said spray your clothes, so I did. Everything except those stank tightey whiteys.

[ilovemyhonda.]

oh and..........

your ugly green shirt, fuck it!

[Sammich]

:lmao::lmao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

so your admitting you wear tightey whiteys and they stank?

[Sammich]

I'M NOT TELLING U WHAT UNDERWEAR I WEAR...BUT THEY CLEAN ON THE INSIDE, CREAM ON THE OUTSIDE..BURRRRRRRRRR

[ilovemyhonda.]

ew tmi! your a sick kid.

[teh bri]

I hate mondays, well.. not really ;) Tehe! One class today and that's at 1:40. MMM, i love my mondays and wednesdays.. w00t w00t. Cleaning my house when I get home, gosh i heart cleaning.. Yay, today will be good. Hope everyone's day goes well.


tata! :D

[Kasper]

Hey bri... have fun this weekend????

why are you discussing sammich's underwear? why dont we talk about yours? probably far more interesting and less chance of the brown skid marks! or i could be wrong!

[ilovemyhonda.]

Trust me none of that goes on down there. just gross.. you had to be involved in the convo to get why we were discussing them lol.

[Kasper]

oh i saw it! you just wanted to check to see what color sammich's undies are!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

No, they are the original tightey whiteys.. WHITE!