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BABY J
09-26-2009, 11:32 AM
I figured that in order to establish myself as a master fabricator I needed to go to the top and attack one of the greats. TURBO DAVE -- your day is over... it's all about BABY J FUCKIN KUSTOMS. And since you are affiliated w/ Mainstream FUCK THEM TOO!!!

IA... It's simple. Tired of cookie-cutter shit? Well I am too. I am looking for work fabbing all of your serious go-fast or recreational or whatever-the-fucktional projects. I have been fabbing for at least 30 days. That may not seem like long, but I have a long list of projects under my belt:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3/importhatch/WTF.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/2point2/crx2.jpg
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http://www.zoto.com/lostinoc/img/45/9ceb13f43ef85f532a62e4f619f5484a.jpg
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http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g112/bull_head360/102_0625.jpg
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http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z204/lilpooh21186/035.jpg
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/RobDiggA/IMGA0574.jpg
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http://weldingweb.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17806&stc=1&d=1205473701
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http://weldingweb.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=17807&stc=1&d=1205473708
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http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg205/t76vr4/rolla7024.jpg
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http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z64/white_comet/350-camaro/3-30-08033.jpg
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http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k231/lhtperformance/DSC02752.jpg
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http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q113/beano99_photos/P240808_125401.jpg
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http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q113/beano99_photos/P080908_175801.jpg
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http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk205/Camaro-99/IMG_01331.jpg
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http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk205/Camaro-99/IMG_01311.jpg
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http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p231/coreymdean/ghettimani.jpg
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http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h231/b203g/DSC03303.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/eyesoreracing/Lemon/IMG_1630.jpg
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http://www.mijnalbum.nl/Foto-WCMLNLHO.jpg
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http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/NEKEONE/worstfabpic3.jpg
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http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m89/soontobeboosted/crx/crx121.jpg
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http://i38.tinypic.com/2ihm428.jpg
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http://honda-tech.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1961&stc=1&d=1227844437
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http://members.shaw.ca/cua0/images/DSC00996.JPG
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http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l164/bondo_boy_2004/badturbo3.jpg
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http://iamdavidberry.com/exhaust/IMG_2338.JPG

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Your Mileage May Vary...


BABY J FUCKIN KUSTOMS. Our motto is simple:

"IF IT AIN'T SICK NASTY, THEN IT'S PROB NOT SICK OR NASTY BUT IT CAN BE IF YOU COME AND SEE US AND PROVIDE SOME SORT OF FUNDING IN EXCHANGE FOR SICK AND/OR NASTY FABRICATION WORK. WE DON'T STAND BY OUR WORK - WE LET YOU STAND BY IT SO YOU CAN TELL OTHERS WHO MAY ASK YOU ABOUT SAID WORK ABOUT WHAT WE CAN DO. YOU WANT A FUCKIN GLOVE-BOX MOUNTED BALONEY SANDWICH MACHINE - WELL GAWT DAMMIT WE KIN MAKE YOU ONE"

Thank you for reading our Motto.

bdydrpdmazda
09-26-2009, 11:37 AM
how much to build me a manifold and exhaust for the STi?

umairejaz
09-26-2009, 11:37 AM
What is your contact information?

stillaneon
09-26-2009, 11:39 AM
Sponsor basher

Cool Fabs Bro

BABY J
09-26-2009, 11:40 AM
What is your contact information?


Uhhh. Shit son!! Well, I'll be at the pay phone by they Waffle House over on i85 and Jimmy Carter for the next hour while I wait for my radiator to cool off so I can run the truck long enough to get back to my trailer. Hit me up, or hell just swing on by (the dogs don't bite - don't worry).

SUBY_RUE
09-26-2009, 11:44 AM
:eek::???::no::cry:

BABY J
09-26-2009, 11:45 AM
how much to build me a manifold and exhaust for the STi?

STIs aren't very good cars to modify. :no: I mean look around - that's why you see more Civics everywhere b/c they are rockets right outta the gate. I suggest scrapping that idea altogether... let's build something proper... a Vette!!!


http://members.arstechnica.com/x/augustusgloop/Chevette.jpg

SUBY_RUE
09-26-2009, 11:48 AM
STIs aren't very good cars to modify. :no: I mean look around - that's why you see more Civics everywhere b/c they are rockets right outta the gate. I suggest scrapping that idea altogether... let's build something proper:


http://members.arstechnica.com/x/augustusgloop/Chevette.jpg


+reps for posting a picture of a chevette lol...

ZenMotors
09-26-2009, 11:53 AM
Lol. Great pics

cm7k24
09-26-2009, 12:09 PM
lmao.

good shit.

Turbodude06
09-26-2009, 12:12 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Slomaro Z28
09-26-2009, 12:17 PM
welds look awesome :goodjob:

cpearson
09-26-2009, 12:18 PM
hahahaha

BABY J
09-26-2009, 12:19 PM
^^ Definitely appreciate the support - ya know. Just one mans dream of owning a Fab Shop - 1 project at a time.

choiiiiiiiii
09-26-2009, 12:21 PM
i lol'd

97_c1vic
09-26-2009, 12:25 PM
Why is this in the WTF section? Very good work man! PM'd

Slomaro Z28
09-26-2009, 01:08 PM
Love the flex pipe header you made, can I run A/C with it?

AyO Deebo
09-26-2009, 01:11 PM
awesome setups!! lol

BABY J
09-26-2009, 01:30 PM
Love the flex pipe header you made, can I run A/C with it?

I mean - if you wanna run an extension cord that long be my guest. I suggest running DC instead of AC though.

.:Stirfry:.
09-26-2009, 01:49 PM
i need a price quote on a passenger seat mounted turbo mani for a DA integra.?

ej6kidd
09-26-2009, 01:58 PM
dam good work son lol reps++++ for u

SandM
09-26-2009, 02:01 PM
i'm so laughing my fukin ass off at work right now...... +reps

BABY J
09-26-2009, 02:05 PM
i need a price quote on a passenger seat mounted turbo mani for a DA integra.?

Fuck that.

What I like to do is put twins in the back - that way you and your dad can still cruise together in the front seat when he gets out of prison.

http://i34.tinypic.com/34eq42v.jpg

georgieboi
09-26-2009, 02:17 PM
wat kind of welding machine do you use :ninja:

oleblue
09-26-2009, 02:18 PM
LOL....Reps

bdydrpdmazda
09-26-2009, 02:26 PM
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i would like my spare tire moved up in front of the engine and the radiator and intercooler moved to the trunk, how much to have it done by monday

BABY J
09-26-2009, 02:45 PM
wat kind of welding machine do you use :ninja:

Nothing but the best. Whenever Radio Shack has these on sale I grab a dozen of deeze bad boyz.

http://www.modchipworld.co.uk/store/images/15w_soldering_iron.jpg

Ziptied
09-26-2009, 02:49 PM
WOW, IB4L! I did better welds in middle school.

EmminoDaGreat
09-26-2009, 02:59 PM
holy shit , you are a beast!

BABY J
09-26-2009, 03:06 PM
i would like my spare tire moved up in front of the engine and the radiator and intercooler moved to the trunk, how much to have it done by monday



That's all? That's all??



EASY SON!!! Shit... I suggest putting the radiator behind the seat - that way you can fill it while u are inside of the vehicle. Keep the AC on high to keep the radiator kool and just keep a light jacket with you - that's how every1 is running it these days.



As far as the intercooler? I got some sick fabricationisms for that... hook u up w/ the BABY J FAB SPEC ARU (air redirecting unit) on top of the truck, and mount your intercooler on the BABY GAWT DAMN JAY HI-RISE INTERCOOLER STACKS... when air hits the ARU it's smacked into the intercooler. Got that shit in stock too.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/MUSIC_MAESTRO/BABY.jpg


ORRRRR we could just use your radiator as the ARU --- but that's extra.

Ziptied
09-26-2009, 03:11 PM
Your mspaint skills are amazing! im gonna pm you about doing a sig for me lol

BABY J
09-26-2009, 03:33 PM
MS Paint MY ASS... that's MS Fabricator Pro 6.0 BITCH!!

Ziptied
09-26-2009, 03:38 PM
LIES!

Frög
09-26-2009, 03:57 PM
Good work!

Sol-Badguy
09-26-2009, 05:34 PM
Posting in epic thread.

DAMN :lmfao:

FAM0U5
09-26-2009, 06:42 PM
how about you doing some 2jz work? i need flashy nothing functional..

uproot
09-26-2009, 07:00 PM
YO JAY I NEED 2 THINGS

A. I NEED YOU TO FAB ME UP A NEW INTAKE SYSTEM. IT NEEDS TO RUN FROM MY AC VENT OUT THROUGH THE FLOORBOARD TO MY UNDERMOUNT TURBO THEN FROM THERE IT SHOULD GO OUT A FRONT FOG LIGHT HOLE AND BACK THROUGH THE HEADLIGHT TO THE INTAKE MANIFOLD. THAT SECOND PORTION AFTER IT EXITS THE FOG LIGHT HOLE SHOULD ALSO GO THROUGH THE FRONT BUMPER MOUNT TURBO YOU DID FOR ME.

2. THE HEADER YOU DID FOR ME IS ALL WRONG. IT IS SUPPOSED TO SHOOT FIRE OUT WHEN I HIT VTEC.

I'LL BE DOWN BY THE LAKE GETTIN DINNER, RING THE BELL WHEN YER READY FOR ME.

Drummerboy
09-26-2009, 07:03 PM
suprised nobody remembers this.

Repost.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226548&highlight=boost

uproot
09-26-2009, 07:04 PM
i guess delivery is key

Sol-Badguy
09-26-2009, 07:25 PM
i guess delivery is key
:goodjob:

dallasb84
09-26-2009, 07:48 PM
any chance you can modify my driver seat into a toilet...... but still make it look stock.

id rather take shits in traffic than pull over and risk gettin the clap again from macdonalds.

i need to also recline and slide back and forth. ???

do you take food stamps?

BABY J
09-26-2009, 08:00 PM
any chance you can modify my driver seat into a toilet...... but still make it look stock.

id rather take shits in traffic than pull over and risk gettin the clap again from macdonalds.

i need to also recline and slide back and forth. ???

do you take food stamps?

Did one of these for a customer last week - she didn't ever come to pick it up - so it's in stock. And if u give me stamps I can sweeten the labor rate (can't help you much on parts though)

http://ava7.com/images/funny-toilet-pictures/toilet-car.jpg

THEONE
09-26-2009, 08:49 PM
i weld just like those pics hahahahaha seriously i took like 5 years off an just tried again today and it looked just like the pics,its the only reason i laughed by the way.

trdmatrixxrs
09-26-2009, 09:00 PM
Can i get a quote on a tricycle conversion kit for an 09 Matrix????
Im really looking to increase my torque steer, i find it more fun.

Here's what im thinking as a base:

http://i38.tinypic.com/j7c0mh.jpg


thanks

MR.EM1
09-26-2009, 09:24 PM
can you do something like this? but i want MORE wires

http://hondaclub.com.br/marco/laza_turbo1.jpg

Glides
09-26-2009, 09:37 PM
I figured that in order to establish myself as a master fabricator I needed to go to the top and attack one of the greats. TURBO DAVE -- your day is over... it's all about BABY J FUCKIN KUSTOMS. And since you are affiliated w/ Mainstream FUCK THEM TOO!!!

IA... It's simple. Tired of cookie-cutter shit? Well I am too. I am looking for work fabbing all of your serious go-fast or recreational or whatever-the-fucktional projects. I have been fabbing for at least 30 days. That may not seem like long, but I have a long list of projects under my belt:
:
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk205/Camaro-99/IMG_01331.jpg
:
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk205/Camaro-99/IMG_01311.jpg



Your Mileage May Vary...


BABY J FUCKIN KUSTOMS. Our motto is simple:

"IF IT AIN'T SICK NASTY, THEN IT'S PROB NOT SICK OR NASTY BUT IT CAN BE IF YOU COME AND SEE US AND PROVIDE SOME SORT OF FUNDING IN EXCHANGE FOR SICK AND/OR NASTY FABRICATION WORK. WE DON'T STAND BY OUR WORK - WE LET YOU STAND BY IT SO YOU CAN TELL OTHERS WHO MAY ASK YOU ABOUT SAID WORK ABOUT WHAT WE CAN DO. YOU WANT A FUCKIN GLOVE-BOX MOUNTED BALONEY SANDWICH MACHINE - WELL GAWT DAMMIT WE KIN MAKE YOU ONE"

Thank you for reading our Motto.


Ok now. That should'nt even be in here. I mean comon, CLEARLY he's building a Dr Octopus costume for Halloween.

87 Turbo II
09-26-2009, 09:39 PM
You are a master welder man. I can see that safety is your first priority. How much to build me a manifold that will use my exhaust gases to warm the cabin in the winter? My heater core leaks but I figured this will warm me up faster rather than fixing the heater core.

metro larev
09-26-2009, 10:11 PM
yah i wanna see that tricycle conversion baby j, you got any blue prints for that?

bloodline
09-27-2009, 12:31 AM
awesome builds ...very creative..and inovative bro...are you cleaning up the your welding tho? do you grind anyone of those tact welding on all the piping you do? it would look alot much more cleaner and proffesional if you grinf them down and take the gumball looking welds out..

BABY J
09-27-2009, 12:35 AM
^^^^^ BITCH GUMBALL IS MY STYLE!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT SETS ME APART SON!!! YEEN EEN KNOW DIDYA? YEEN EEN KNOW!!!!

dimsumboy
09-27-2009, 01:07 AM
i absolutely love your work, please send me a quote for a custom turbo manifold, t6 garrett, fmic and piping, wastegate, bov, and custom exhaust on my 2009 american standard champion 4 toilet? if you do a good job on this one i have 3 more for you to do as well. lmk.

Humphrizzle
09-27-2009, 01:15 AM
make me one of those mufflermanifolds.

i need to be the first with one on a civic to maintain all time crazy shit status

Humphrizzle
09-27-2009, 01:16 AM
the more welding the better.. weld over all the welds at least 13 times.

DeeAOne
09-27-2009, 01:28 AM
you do mazdas..? i need you to weld some rotors in my engine. lmk a price.

claybird
09-27-2009, 01:39 AM
HA Ha

Just_CHill
09-27-2009, 01:50 AM
LOLOLOL!!!!

H1Cblacknight
09-27-2009, 02:02 AM
this shit is funny! LMFAO!!! I cant stop laughing!

b17a1db2
09-27-2009, 02:09 AM
*sighhh....* :cry: maybe one day i can weld this good.. I gotta remember to put bolts in the middle of my welds... hahahaaaa

chameleon30038
09-27-2009, 02:53 AM
holy wow!! :lmfao:

dimsumboy
09-27-2009, 02:54 AM
if you don't hurry up with my quote, i'll let turbo dave do the work then. i hate to have to settle for 2nd best, but dammit hurry up before i make that mistake.

SOHC97
09-27-2009, 05:28 AM
wtf?? authentic fab work

HachiDori
09-27-2009, 08:12 AM
http://www.mijnalbum.nl/Foto-WCMLNLHO.jpg

fucking IS cluster...

VooDooXII
09-27-2009, 12:38 PM
So I don't really know much about welding...but some of that stuff is just terrifying.

Oh hey, the IS Chronograph gauge is a sexy thing.

hurlyfire7
09-27-2009, 05:54 PM
awesome!

SouthSide Tay
09-28-2009, 02:13 AM
wow get work were did you go to school to learn how to weld or did uncle Foggy Piss teach you to secrets?

Genji-Sama
09-28-2009, 11:03 PM
ROFLMAO, I needed that laugh, what a long and horrible list full of FAIL, massive REPS+

cbr900rrguy
09-28-2009, 11:23 PM
PLEASE tell me this is a joke. you can't be serious. some of THE SHITTIEST WELDS I HAVE EVER SEEN. :lmfao:

Elbow
09-28-2009, 11:32 PM
GREAT THREAD

uproot
09-28-2009, 11:35 PM
YO JAY I NEED 2 THINGS

A. I NEED YOU TO FAB ME UP A NEW INTAKE SYSTEM. IT NEEDS TO RUN FROM MY AC VENT OUT THROUGH THE FLOORBOARD TO MY UNDERMOUNT TURBO THEN FROM THERE IT SHOULD GO OUT A FRONT FOG LIGHT HOLE AND BACK THROUGH THE HEADLIGHT TO THE INTAKE MANIFOLD. THAT SECOND PORTION AFTER IT EXITS THE FOG LIGHT HOLE SHOULD ALSO GO THROUGH THE FRONT BUMPER MOUNT TURBO YOU DID FOR ME.

2. THE HEADER YOU DID FOR ME IS ALL WRONG. IT IS SUPPOSED TO SHOOT FIRE OUT WHEN I HIT VTEC.

I'LL BE DOWN BY THE LAKE GETTIN DINNER, RING THE BELL WHEN YER READY FOR ME.

So any update on this? I haven't heard from you... and I have a $17 check here for you in my hand, I can throw in a partially used walgreens gift card if that'll help get this show on the road

Brian*
09-29-2009, 07:58 AM
I'm not even kidding... I threw up a little!

Master Shake
09-29-2009, 02:05 PM
suprised nobody remembers this.

Repost.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226548&highlight=boost
no one gives a fuck about that. its the way he presented it.

WTF?
09-29-2009, 02:12 PM
lmao.

good shit.
x2

The Green Monster
09-29-2009, 02:49 PM
those have got to be the tightest custom welds i've ever seen, can i polish them for extra points at the shows?

speedminded
09-29-2009, 03:00 PM
I want some babyj airjacks for my ride to make road side tire changes easier, any ideas? What if you just welded floor jacks upside under the car? Wouldn't that be cheaper and easier?

BABY J
09-29-2009, 03:06 PM
So any update on this? I haven't heard from you... and I have a $17 check here for you in my hand, I can throw in a partially used walgreens gift card if that'll help get this show on the road


http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/17-dollars-400x319.jpg

You are offically at the top of the schedule now. Serious customers is what I like.:goodjob:

speedminded
09-29-2009, 03:07 PM
http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/17-dollars-400x319.jpg

You are offically at the top of the schedule now. Serious customers is what I like.:goodjob:Where did you find that pic of mark?

boosted_nonv
09-29-2009, 04:38 PM
nice work

mchschase27
09-30-2009, 08:35 PM
lmao.

this is probably the best thread i've seen on IA since i been on here.

:D