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4doortypels
09-26-2009, 05:19 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/REAL-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-CADILLAC-CTS-2003-2009-2005_W0QQitemZ220475395203QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotor s_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories?hash=item33555b8c83&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245

This "chip" is the coolest thing ever... largest HP/TQ gains known to EBAY... awesome product... :lmfao: this is definately worth an awesome laugh... :goodjob:
and i swear its true... its like going from an ls integra to an LS7 Z06... wtf...

funny thing look at what all the people post... hahaha read this and post :ninja:

ItsBlack
09-26-2009, 05:33 AM
ebay truly brings the idiots out of people. I sell hats on ebay and get the stupidest fuckin questions Ive ever seen. For example, I advertised a hat being size 7 1/2 and someone asked "would this hat fit someone 5' 10''?"

ItsBlack
09-26-2009, 05:34 AM
and I like how it gives you better steering response lol

4doortypels
09-26-2009, 05:40 AM
ebay truly brings the idiots out of people. I sell hats on ebay and get the stupidest fuckin questions Ive ever seen. For example, I advertised a hat being size 7 1/2 and someone asked "would this hat fit someone 5' 10''?"

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

fuck that hurt laughing that hard when youre sick... that even funnier than this chip... lol:cheers:

RandomGuy
09-26-2009, 09:50 AM
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2773/71604513.jpg

Z0_o6
09-26-2009, 11:56 AM
i LOVE the comment on how civic lx's and si's only difference is the ecu and that is why the si is faster. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

81911SC
09-26-2009, 11:57 AM
Thank God it doesn't hurt my gasoline.

BABY J
09-26-2009, 12:08 PM
I'd like 9 of them please.

chorne1787
10-01-2009, 01:25 PM
i LOVE the comment on how civic lx's and si's only difference is the ecu and that is why the si is faster. hahahahahahahahahahahaha


its true its just a piece of plastic to make the lx and si motors look different i bought an lx and just swapped plastics :ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:

oneSLOWex
10-01-2009, 02:11 PM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/486/newperformancechip.jpg

*facepalm*

Greddypacked
10-01-2009, 02:23 PM
:slap: lol http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/14000/Spam--14136.jpg

collins
10-01-2009, 06:06 PM
and I like how it gives you better steering response lol

haha i just read that and said LOLWTF. i mean, i can understand the power and gas mileage, but DAYUM! IT'LL HELP YOU HANDLE BETTER TOO!!! :lmfao: :rolleyes:

Elbow
10-01-2009, 08:57 PM
OH FUCK YEAH it makes it handle better!

4doortypels
10-06-2009, 12:07 AM
we should see about a group discount

NovaScotia
10-06-2009, 03:28 AM
"This is litterally the same thing as a professional tune."

I mean, that's all I needed to hear.

dallasb84
10-06-2009, 03:40 AM
hes got 400 feedbacks at about 25 bux a pop


thats what 10 grand...... that seller is the shit

§treet_§peed
10-06-2009, 09:23 AM
he got game

MongolPup
10-06-2009, 11:03 AM
I love the list of stuff it "does", it's everything short of curing cancer.