chrisdavis
10-13-2005, 09:52 PM
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10 You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9 If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8 The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7 You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6 It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you are.
5 Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4 If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3 It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2 Less guilt the morning after.
1 YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!!
10 You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9 If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8 The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7 You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6 It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you are.
5 Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4 If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3 It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2 Less guilt the morning after.
1 YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!!