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Austin?
09-24-2009, 04:01 PM
yes, that is the question

black or white?

If you are black, do you think your god is black or white?

If you are white, same question.

If you are Asian, same question.

punkr6
09-24-2009, 04:10 PM
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking a moment, his mother responds, Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers anyway, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

AirMax95
09-24-2009, 04:11 PM
Race and the bible.....oh dear.

quickdodgeŽ
09-24-2009, 04:12 PM
Race and the bible.....oh dear.

I know. Lolol.

All the problems people face in the world and people have to find more. If Christians worship the same God and have the same belief system in Jesus and all that mess, then who cares what color he was? That's just nitpic.......


Errrrr. We are talking about religion.

Later, QD.

Austin?
09-24-2009, 04:23 PM
my mom is 100% asian and she believe in a asian god.

my question is.. wat race is god?

punkr6
09-24-2009, 04:25 PM
God isn't a person. God is a supernatural entity or abstract force, and is nothing like a human. Black or white? It's not like celestial beings are made of flesh and blood; they don't have pigment. It's entirely irrelevant and doesn't matter one single bit.

Just something that came up when i Google'd it...

quickdodgeŽ
09-24-2009, 04:25 PM
my mom is 100% asian and she believe in a asian god.

my question is.. wat race is god?

Buddha?

I thought God wasn't a person, but a spirit. Later, QD.

punkr6
09-24-2009, 04:27 PM
some say GOD is 3 things, 1-Jusus

2-the Holy Spirit

3-God

Black Mamba
09-24-2009, 04:38 PM
^ Jesus?

OP, you are hilarious for posting thread like this. Obviously you're not Christian.

-EnVus-
09-24-2009, 04:43 PM
GOD is the almighty he is the color black,white,red,blue etc... he can do and be anything he wants that why he is the almighty and powerful.....

quickdodgeŽ
09-24-2009, 05:09 PM
GOD is the almighty he is the color black,white,red,blue etc... he can do and be anything he wants that why he is the almighty and powerful.....

Kind of like a spiritual version of me. Later, QD.

Mr.Big
09-24-2009, 10:04 PM
yes, that is the question

black or white?

If you are black, do you think your god is black or white?

If you are white, same question.

If you are Asian, same question.


What?? Are you 4real with these questions?? If you know the bible you will know that God is not a person.
He has always been a spirit.

PSINXS
09-25-2009, 12:09 AM
neither. god is a spirit, and last i checked spirits didnt have ethnicities.

Starrfire
09-25-2009, 12:36 AM
I say none of the above...
I say that this entity is made up...

bu villain
09-25-2009, 01:30 PM
It depends on if he's trying to get a job or singing R&B

bdydrpdmazda
09-25-2009, 01:34 PM
the bible took place in the middle east so as a believer in the bible i would say he was middle eastern

ARH1192
09-25-2009, 01:45 PM
haha, I like the black baby jesus' people put in their yard during christmas.

zimabog
09-25-2009, 04:25 PM
So to you believers out there:

What did your god look like before humans?

_Christian_
10-08-2009, 07:00 PM
We were made in his image, duh!! Oh wait, JK he was made in our image. It doesn't matter that he can't be observed, some religious people will find a way to rationalize one answer or another because they want ALL the answers, that's one of the reasons they buy into religion in the first place.

tinkolby_25
10-09-2009, 12:56 AM
i believe in a black god and a white jesus lol

jk its all made up

PSINXS
10-09-2009, 12:21 PM
this thread is full of idiots.

_Christian_
10-14-2009, 10:04 PM
this thread is full of idiots.
And what do you have to offer?