Crazy bitch at the pet store

[Friggintitsman]

So I had to find someone to take my pit bull/boxer mix brody due to moving into a new place that doesn't allow these "vicious breeds".

Anyway while I was trying to find a place for him to go a buddy of mine at work told me that he is trying to get rid of his husky, so I decided to take her. I was at the pet store getting a training collar for her when this fat old crazy bitch says to me:

HER
Those are dangerous. It all over the internet how dangerous they are. It will cause damage to the dogs throat.

ME
Then why does every professional trainer in the world use them?

HER
Her let me show you

Then she proceeds to come over to me, yank the chain out of my hand, put it around my neck and damn near choke me with it. Me being so surprised about the scenario I just let her do it.

HER
How does that feel

ME
It feels fucking great

Then she drops the chain and walks off spouting off profanities and shit.

So that was part of my day. What the fuck did you do?

[Friggintitsman]

After that I bought one for myself

[dimsumboy]

you should have started moaning and said "oh baby... yeeeaaaah... spank me, i've been a bad boy" :crazy:

[Friggintitsman]

I like to keep it remotely PG 13 in the pet store

[dimsumboy]

you could have at least gotten her number then, sounds like she's a kinky one.

[Friggintitsman]

She was far beyond cougar. I only dig Asian cougars her age.

[dimsumboy]

just knock the dust off it and go go go :crazy:

[98blackcivic]

um...you just got pwnt!

[Friggintitsman]

How so?

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

*****....what the fuck is wrong with you?

After she had yanked the chain, I would've proceeded with the following: fall down, moan in pain, request a paramedics ASAP, oh and police, pressed charged, seen my chiropractor/lawyer, sued, enjoyed my life with some extra cash flow.

I know you white.

[Double_0_Rusty]

So y'all traded dogs?

[Double_0_Rusty]

*****....what the fuck is wrong with you?

After she had yanked the chain, I would've proceeded with the following: fall down, moan in pain, request a paramedics ASAP, oh and police, pressed charged, seen my chiropractor/lawyer, sued, enjoyed my life with some extra cash flow.

I know you white.


I'm white, BUT DAMN I WOULD DO THE SAME THING....:cheers:

[Friggintitsman]

So y'all traded dogs?


No one co worker took my dog and I took another co worker's dog

[Friggintitsman]

*****....what the fuck is wrong with you?

After she had yanked the chain, I would've proceeded with the following: fall down, moan in pain, request a paramedics ASAP, oh and police, pressed charged, seen my chiropractor/lawyer, sued, enjoyed my life with some extra cash flow.

I know you white.

When the chain went around my neck my mind was sent to the land of rape and honey

[con]

lmao.......... should of pressed charges, she Mike Vick'd your ass!!!!

[Double_0_Rusty]

No one co worker took my dog and I took another co worker's dog


gotcha.....

[Friggintitsman]

lmao.......... should of pressed charges, she Mike Vick'd your ass!!!!


:???:

[Njobe]

lol i cant help but lirl at that.... and husky's are one stubborn breed... good luck getting it trained

[98blackcivic]

i would have thrown somethin at her.......its only cuz i wont be able to punch a woman n broad day light

[G.C]

Lol, so you basically got owned.

[Friggintitsman]

lol how did I get pwned? I didn't walk away all pissed off? She was gotten to IMO

[Njobe]

^^ she collared your ass, that is how lol

[Friggintitsman]

Yeah somewhat, but only because I let her. It's not as if she held me down and forced it.