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JITB
09-18-2009, 04:29 PM
Just wondering.....regarding to diesel nut's sig..
94excoupe
09-18-2009, 05:06 PM
is it even possible to have something that big come out? or are we talking bout a lego size brick?
VooDooXII
09-20-2009, 04:23 PM
I've shat balls before.

I know what I said.
Arm&hammer
09-20-2009, 04:26 PM
Yes. when i was 12 i ate a brick whole and shat it out in one piece.
StreetHazard
09-20-2009, 05:05 PM
I had food poisoning so bad that I was literally pissing out my ass, and I couldnt keep any fluids in, I was drinking water like I just spent 3 days in a desert and it would instantly come straight out the other end!

I was freaking out and started to get cramps from dehydration so I went to the store and bought a bottle of Kaopectate, tore the top off it (didnt even read the instructions), and drank 1/2 the fucking bottle.

within about 4 hours I was literally shitting bricks, little salty tears of pain and terror streaking down my cheeks.
DieselNuts
09-20-2009, 05:07 PM
Oh, it can happen...
FTMFL
09-20-2009, 06:40 PM
I had food poisoning so bad that I was literally pissing out my ass, and I couldnt keep any fluids in, I was drinking water like I just spent 3 days in a desert and it would instantly come straight out the other end!

I was freaking out and started to get cramps from dehydration so I went to the store and bought a bottle of Kaopectate, tore the top off it (didnt even read the instructions), and drank 1/2 the fucking bottle.

within about 4 hours I was literally shitting bricks, little salty tears of pain and terror streaking down my cheeks.
LIRL.

I was once constipated for a good while.......I think you know what happens when you're constipated for a while.
BluesClues
09-20-2009, 06:41 PM
How come I can't vote?

P.S. I laughed so hard when I read the title of this thread! Repped!
DieselNuts
09-20-2009, 06:42 PM
How come I can't vote?

because women dont shit ;)
BluesClues
09-20-2009, 06:57 PM
because women dont shit ;)


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
DieselNuts
09-20-2009, 07:01 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

It's true. There are plenty of people on here that will back my claims. The female asshole is where strawberry skittles come from :D
BluesClues
09-20-2009, 07:17 PM
It's true. There are plenty of people on here that will back my claims. The female asshole is where strawberry skittles come from :D



:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: OH SHIT!!!! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: