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BlkMKII
09-18-2009, 11:20 AM
When wiping do you reach around from the back and wipe or wipe from the front??

Elbow
09-18-2009, 11:20 AM
LMFAO I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.

Wiping forward gets the taint dirty, or vagina full of shit.

quickdodge®
09-18-2009, 11:29 AM
It's unhealthy to wipe forward. I thought everyone knew not to do that. Later, QD.

BlkMKII
09-18-2009, 11:32 AM
I always thought the same! but ive had people tell me thats the way they do it?? Some folks have no choice!!

browningboy7
09-18-2009, 11:33 AM
It's unhealthy to wipe forward. I thought everyone knew not to do that. Later, QD.

This is IA, Not the smartest folks in the world. You should know this. :goodjob:

quickdodge®
09-18-2009, 11:34 AM
I always thought the same! but ive had people tell me thats the way they do it?? Some folks have no choice!!

Who wouldn't have a choice? There are only types of people in the world (male and female) and it's unhealthy for both. Later, QD.

bdydrpdmazda
09-18-2009, 11:39 AM
front to back is the only way to roll. I prolly wont have alot of luck getting the wife to lick my balls if they are covered in duke

S2KJD
09-18-2009, 11:42 AM
LMFAO

x2!


after initial wiping is complete the "cleanup" paper towel(wet with soap) is used both ways to get a good scrubby clean arse lol!

BlkMKII
09-18-2009, 11:55 AM
Who wouldn't have a choice? There are only types of people in the world (male and female) and it's unhealthy for both. Later, QD.

The ones that can't quite reach over all that extra luggage to wipe. So they take the shortest reach which is between the legs. I would assume??

ISAtlanta300
09-18-2009, 12:27 PM
Should wipe both ways..... when doing back to front, stop at the sphincter... likewise when doing front to back.. always stop at the hole. Then use a thumb and finger method to 'pick' and 'wipe' your hole clean.

Then take a shower.

Elbow
09-18-2009, 12:32 PM
Should wipe both ways..... when doing back to front, stop at the sphincter... likewise when doing front to back.. always stop at the hole. Then use a thumb and finger method to 'pick' and 'wipe' your hole clean.

Then take a shower.

If we ever go out to dinner again and I don't shake your hand, do not be offended.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

-EnVus-
09-18-2009, 12:53 PM
BLKMKII wipes my ass from front to back thats how i like my shit cleaned

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-18-2009, 01:06 PM
What if you wipe side to side? :ninja:

BlkMKII
09-18-2009, 01:31 PM
What if you wipe side to side? :ninja:

Is your ass like a sideways puss?

ISAtlanta300
09-18-2009, 02:19 PM
If we ever go out to dinner again and I don't shake your hand, do not be offended.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:


LOL hence at the 'take a shower' after..... i keep mah shit clean... lol

DieselNuts
09-18-2009, 02:20 PM
It's unhealthy to wipe forward. I thought everyone knew not to do that. Later, QD.

You give people too much credit. Common sense is not very common...:goodjob: you knew that already though.

hondachik
09-18-2009, 02:20 PM
men can only wipe from the back tho....:thinking:



unless he has a man vag?

bowdown201
09-18-2009, 02:23 PM
If we ever go out to dinner again and I don't shake your hand, do not be offended.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:reps

Kevykev
09-18-2009, 02:25 PM
hahahahahahaa

Funny replies in here.


men can only wipe from the back tho....:thinking:



unless he has a man vag?

Hahahahahaaa

FTMFL
09-18-2009, 02:29 PM
I don't understand the question.

DieselNuts
09-18-2009, 02:36 PM
I don't understand the question.

do you reach around to wipe or do you reach under?

Elbow
09-18-2009, 02:39 PM
LOL hence at the 'take a shower' after..... i keep mah shit clean... lol

Yeah I didn't pay attention to that part lol, but ok!

LongLiveH2b
09-18-2009, 03:05 PM
this is getting a lil too funny ppl's, especially what ISAtlanta300 said :lmfao::lmfao::wtf:

FTMFL
09-18-2009, 03:08 PM
do you reach around to wipe or do you reach under?
WTF? Who does the under?lol.






I do the reach around.

































lol wut?:ninja:

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-18-2009, 08:51 PM
Is your ass like a sideways puss?What the fuck does pussy have anything to do with this? Girl don't shit out their pussy, do they? Now, a asshole is round, correct? So either way you wipe, you will get the same results.

ScrapMetalDSM
09-18-2009, 09:14 PM
This thread is giving me horrible visuals of everyone wiping their asses. Ugh.

Friggintitsman
09-18-2009, 09:16 PM
eat shit

BKgen®
09-18-2009, 09:24 PM
When it comes to wiping my ass and getting that all-important smooth, streak-free shine... There's only one name I trust to get the job done -- Mothers PowerBall Mini®.

Nismo
09-20-2009, 02:36 AM
I do the reach around.






So what are your plans later today?