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09-17-2009, 12:07 PM
Dear John

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching TV. My car started stalling and then it
broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my
husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes.
He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have
been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He
won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice
urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Kate



Dear Kate:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none
of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump
itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,

Regards
John





LOL I thought that was good.

Black4DrEK
09-17-2009, 12:08 PM
lol

Njobe
09-17-2009, 12:11 PM
good well thought out response lol

HeLLo iM iZzY
09-17-2009, 12:12 PM
LOL.....

DriVaH
09-17-2009, 12:23 PM
ha haaaaaa... nice one.

VooDooXII
09-17-2009, 12:36 PM
Haha I've read this before. Very funny.

xxbckiexx
09-17-2009, 12:47 PM
outstanding.

cjhutch
09-17-2009, 07:48 PM
The real reason we don't have advice columns is because we do what the fuck we want no matter what the advice is. Only women have to consult someone before they do ANYTHING.

NewGen33
09-17-2009, 07:54 PM
I call that taking the safe route lol.

98blackcivic
09-17-2009, 11:21 PM
haha

amandDA
09-17-2009, 11:34 PM
lol didnt surprise me at all, but funny