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Nemesis
09-16-2009, 10:57 AM
So I went to go to the local Arbys for lunch for a Roast sammich... and when I walk in this black dude sittin down at the table says, "yo come here a sec". So I think to myself, he doesnt look too shady, I mean hes got a nice black tshirt on and some nice shorts ( I always try to get a good look before walkin over to any black guy just in case I need to describe to the cops later), and he goes I need some money for some food, hold on a bit. So he reaches down into his bag and pulls out a handful of unopened Duracell batteries :lmfao: The bag was pretty nice too, so me thinks those batteries were stolen.

Seriously though, batteries? I told him I dont carry cash (just in case he wanted to rob me later when I leave) and went bout my business.

It wasnt a bad area either, im kind of confused.




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jhadleyh
09-16-2009, 10:58 AM
he was gonna rape you

S2KJD
09-16-2009, 11:00 AM
^ lol!

lazy.

Kasper
09-16-2009, 11:11 AM
the batteries were for the jack rabbit he was gonna use in your ass later!!

PURP
09-16-2009, 11:13 AM
cue the, that's racist people..... GO!!!!!!!!!!!

jhadleyh
09-16-2009, 11:29 AM
no but really he was gonna rape you with an Arby's sour doe burger....that is all

DeutscheBAG!
09-16-2009, 11:52 AM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LokiSays
09-16-2009, 11:55 AM
^ LMAO did the black guy look like #3 by any chance?!

DeutscheBAG!
09-16-2009, 11:58 AM
more accurate

hondachik
09-16-2009, 12:06 PM
what size were the batteries and how much they going for?'



I need some for my digital camera. Just sayin...

Elbow
09-16-2009, 12:08 PM
I would have unzipped my pants and said here.

sogood
09-16-2009, 12:17 PM
http://i26.tinypic.com/30mtrad.gif

nismo_92
09-16-2009, 12:19 PM
lmao




lazy

ISAtlanta300
09-16-2009, 12:36 PM
I would have unzipped my pants and said here.

LOL... offer him a cock meat sandwhich?

nismo_92
09-16-2009, 12:43 PM
lmfgdao
LOL... offer him a cock meat sandwhich?

Elbow
09-16-2009, 12:46 PM
LOL... offer him a cock meat sandwhich?

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

SicStang03
09-16-2009, 01:17 PM
I was at the Arby's right down the street from the Varsity last weekend... It was like 11pm... there was some old homeless dood smashing a hooker on the side of the building... like 20 feet from the door LOL

speedminded
09-16-2009, 01:30 PM
I was at the Arby's right down the street from the Varsity last weekend... It was like 11pm... there was some old homeless dood smashing a hooker on the side of the building... like 20 feet from the door LOLYou should be banned for not posting pics or video. :camera:

vkash1208
09-16-2009, 06:37 PM
damn dude...batteries??? ive seen cd's, dvd's, and like tv's and shit but batteries is a first...

uproot
09-16-2009, 06:45 PM
And what if this was trying to sell you batteries?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n313/el_oso21/duracell_bunny.jpg

What then? Yeah.. a totally different story all together...

vinayak
09-16-2009, 06:55 PM
He is neither lazy or homeless, he is an entrepreneur.

DieselNuts
09-16-2009, 06:56 PM
I always try to get a good look before walkin over to any black guy just in case I need to describe to the cops later

LULZ. Gotta look at what they are wearing cause they all look the same lol

civic95
09-17-2009, 03:08 PM
I had this fat black guy propped up by his mountain bike ask me for money for food in front the local BP.

I said "You have some nerve to ask someone half your size for help getting food, looks like you're eating better than me."

amandDA
09-17-2009, 05:22 PM
I was at the Arby's right down the street from the Varsity last weekend... It was like 11pm... there was some old homeless dood smashing a hooker on the side of the building... like 20 feet from the door LOL
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