View Full Version : Homeless or fucking lazy?
Nemesis
09-16-2009, 10:57 AM
So I went to go to the local Arbys for lunch for a Roast sammich... and when I walk in this black dude sittin down at the table says, "yo come here a sec". So I think to myself, he doesnt look too shady, I mean hes got a nice black tshirt on and some nice shorts ( I always try to get a good look before walkin over to any black guy just in case I need to describe to the cops later), and he goes I need some money for some food, hold on a bit. So he reaches down into his bag and pulls out a handful of unopened Duracell batteries :lmfao: The bag was pretty nice too, so me thinks those batteries were stolen.
Seriously though, batteries? I told him I dont carry cash (just in case he wanted to rob me later when I leave) and went bout my business.
It wasnt a bad area either, im kind of confused.
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jhadleyh
09-16-2009, 10:58 AM
he was gonna rape you
S2KJD
09-16-2009, 11:00 AM
^ lol!
lazy.
Kasper
09-16-2009, 11:11 AM
the batteries were for the jack rabbit he was gonna use in your ass later!!
cue the, that's racist people..... GO!!!!!!!!!!!
jhadleyh
09-16-2009, 11:29 AM
no but really he was gonna rape you with an Arby's sour doe burger....that is all
DeutscheBAG!
09-16-2009, 11:52 AM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LokiSays
09-16-2009, 11:55 AM
^ LMAO did the black guy look like #3 by any chance?!
DeutscheBAG!
09-16-2009, 11:58 AM
more accurate
hondachik
09-16-2009, 12:06 PM
what size were the batteries and how much they going for?'
I need some for my digital camera. Just sayin...
Elbow
09-16-2009, 12:08 PM
I would have unzipped my pants and said here.
sogood
09-16-2009, 12:17 PM
http://i26.tinypic.com/30mtrad.gif
nismo_92
09-16-2009, 12:19 PM
lmao
lazy
ISAtlanta300
09-16-2009, 12:36 PM
I would have unzipped my pants and said here.
LOL... offer him a cock meat sandwhich?
nismo_92
09-16-2009, 12:43 PM
lmfgdao
LOL... offer him a cock meat sandwhich?
Elbow
09-16-2009, 12:46 PM
LOL... offer him a cock meat sandwhich?
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
SicStang03
09-16-2009, 01:17 PM
I was at the Arby's right down the street from the Varsity last weekend... It was like 11pm... there was some old homeless dood smashing a hooker on the side of the building... like 20 feet from the door LOL
speedminded
09-16-2009, 01:30 PM
I was at the Arby's right down the street from the Varsity last weekend... It was like 11pm... there was some old homeless dood smashing a hooker on the side of the building... like 20 feet from the door LOLYou should be banned for not posting pics or video. :camera:
vkash1208
09-16-2009, 06:37 PM
damn dude...batteries??? ive seen cd's, dvd's, and like tv's and shit but batteries is a first...
uproot
09-16-2009, 06:45 PM
And what if this was trying to sell you batteries?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n313/el_oso21/duracell_bunny.jpg
What then? Yeah.. a totally different story all together...
vinayak
09-16-2009, 06:55 PM
He is neither lazy or homeless, he is an entrepreneur.
DieselNuts
09-16-2009, 06:56 PM
I always try to get a good look before walkin over to any black guy just in case I need to describe to the cops later
LULZ. Gotta look at what they are wearing cause they all look the same lol
civic95
09-17-2009, 03:08 PM
I had this fat black guy propped up by his mountain bike ask me for money for food in front the local BP.
I said "You have some nerve to ask someone half your size for help getting food, looks like you're eating better than me."
amandDA
09-17-2009, 05:22 PM
I was at the Arby's right down the street from the Varsity last weekend... It was like 11pm... there was some old homeless dood smashing a hooker on the side of the building... like 20 feet from the door LOL
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