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Njobe
09-15-2009, 10:23 AM
Ala. boy fakes kidnapping to hide bad grades

Mon Sep 14, 9:05 pm ET
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School. The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.
The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.
He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.
Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.
Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.

lolol what a kid

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:25 AM
LOL what a dumbass little kid

§treet_§peed
09-15-2009, 10:27 AM
should of ditched everything

Njobe
09-15-2009, 10:34 AM
lol the kid liked his instrument... musically inclined

Kasper
09-15-2009, 10:36 AM
eh.. it was probably his brother/father that did it in the family sadan.. he just didnt relize it till he got there and had his daily dose of tit milk!

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:39 AM
LULZ

§treet_§peed
09-15-2009, 10:43 AM
Sammich, i thought you taught your son better....

amandDA
09-15-2009, 10:44 AM
lol thats f*cking hilarious

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:44 AM
LOL that's awesome.

"Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag."

HAHAHAHHA what a fucking champion.

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:46 AM
Sammich, i thought you taught your son better....
NOPE..TOLD HIM TO DO WHAT'S NECESSARY..I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS

I HATED INTERIM REPORTS:lmfao:

Njobe
09-15-2009, 10:58 AM
^^ hahahaha of course you did :ninja:

Chuckster
09-15-2009, 11:02 AM
rep for some lulz

Njobe
09-15-2009, 12:04 PM
reps back