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xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 08:40 AM
michael jackson, walter cronkite, farrah fawcett, and billy mays walk into a bar... guess who the bouncer was?

quickdodge®
09-15-2009, 08:44 AM
I'll be honest, man. Not funny.

And it has nothing to do with these people being dead or dying recently. It just has the makings of a not very funny joke.

Carry on. Later, QD.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 08:46 AM
I'll be honest, man. Not funny.

And it has nothing to do with these people being dead or dying recently. It just has the makings of a not very funny joke.

Carry on. Later, QD.
x2. :goodjob:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 08:52 AM
x2. :goodjob:

Listen butterball. Your opinion is about as highly looked upon as the depths of hell. leave your words left unsaid and your presence left unknown and continue to lurk. that is, if lurking is possible Ms.Flabulous.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 08:52 AM
Listen butterball. Your opinion is about as highly looked upon as the depths of hell. leave your words left unsaid and your presence left unknown and continue to lurk. that is, if lurking is possible Ms.Flabulous.

:lmfao:you'll say shit to me, but not QD? :lmfao:

Grow a fucking pair dude.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 08:54 AM
:lmfao:you'll say shit to me, but not QD? :lmfao:

Grow a fucking pair dude.

I actually respect his opinion. Yours i do not. He could call my mom a whore and probably be right. You on the other hand, should not speak unless spoken too. And even then you should ask permission before opening your cum dumpster.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 08:55 AM
I actually respect his opinion. Yours i do not. He could call my mom a whore and probably be right. You on the other hand, should not speak unless spoken too. And even then you should ask permission before opening your cum dumpster.
Who the fuck are you? My father? :thinking:


Shut your whore face, assbag.:2cents:

quickdodge®
09-15-2009, 08:56 AM
He could call my mom a whore and probably be right.

I have more respect than to do that. Even if it was true, I couldn't out someone that way, lolol. Later, QD.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:03 AM
Who the fuck are you? My father? :thinking:


Shut your whore face, assbag.:2cents:

Yes count fatula. im your father. You used to reside in my balls. However, dont you have more important things to do? Like buy a new paint roller to apply your lipstick?

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:05 AM
Yes count fatula. im your father. You used to reside in my balls. However, dont you have more important things to do? Like buy a new paint roller to apply your lipstick?
Um, i don't wear lipstick.. Sorry.:rolleyes: Try picking on someone who actually cares. :gay:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:06 AM
Um, i don't wear lipstick.. Sorry.:rolleyes: Try picking on someone who actually cares. :gay:

You keep posting bertha. clearly you care when someone tells you there's not enough room to iron your clothes inside the house, you've gotta do it in the driveway.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:07 AM
You keep posting bertha. clearly you care when someone tells you there's not enough room to iron your clothes inside the house, you've gotta do it in the driveway.
it's time to grow up, Kris. :2cents:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:07 AM
I have more respect than to do that. Even if it was true, I couldn't out someone that way, lolol. Later, QD.

respec. :cheers:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:08 AM
http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/a/a7/Drama_Llama.jpg

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:08 AM
it's time to grow up, Kris. :2cents:

honestly, this calling me Kris thing is getting old. Get some new material if you intend to keep posting. Otherwise your fat and your posts will take up ALL the bandwidth AGAIN causing IA to error and crash.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:08 AM
honestly, this calling me Kris thing is getting old. Get some new material if you intend to keep posting. Otherwise your fat and your posts will take up ALL the bandwidth AGAIN causing IA to error and crash.
:lmfao: Yeah, you're right. I'm SO fucking fat. You know me oh so well. Like I said, it's time to grow up!

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:11 AM
:lmfao: Yeah, you're right. I'm SO fucking fat. You know me oh so well. Like I said, it's time to grow up!

You're about as skinny as an orca. Srsly, go get some more suggestions for diet pills from dubs04scit or whatever his name is. Move along boom boom.

1SICKLEX
09-15-2009, 09:12 AM
Wow, this thread turned quickly

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:12 AM
You're about as skinny as an orca. Srsly, go get some more suggestions for diet pills from dubs04scit or whatever his name is. Move along boom boom.
He would have a name. Go fuck yourself and try and get better information rather than hear shit from people who don't know what they're talking about!:2cents:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:13 AM
there is no funny in this thread....wtf

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:16 AM
He would have a name. Go fuck yourself and try and get better information rather than hear shit from people who don't know what they're talking about!:2cents:

Actually he made a thread about herpe pills. Then he said he was looking for diet pills for a friend. Then you OUTTED YOURSELF by telling him to fuck off for calling you out. Way to be an imbecile pudge-a-hontis.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:16 AM
Actually he made a thread about herpe pills. Then he said he was looking for diet pills for a friend. Then you OUTTED YOURSELF by telling him to fuck off for calling you out. Way to be an imbecile pudge-a-hontis.
K!

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:20 AM
I bring teh funnay....maybe....cause drama is fucking stupid...

taken from Texts from last night: "i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn "

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:21 AM
I bring teh funnay....maybe....cause drama is fucking stupid...

taken from Texts from last night: "i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn "

:ninja:I heart you, dont tell evan! :ninja:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:25 AM
K!

k twinkie!

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:26 AM
:ninja:I heart you, dont tell evan! :ninja:
:eek:

LULz i wont

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:26 AM
k twinkie!
Ew, those are gross! :(

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:26 AM
I bring teh funnay....maybe....cause drama is fucking stupid...

taken from Texts from last night: "i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn "


:no:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:26 AM
Ew, those are gross! :(

if you stopped eating them so much you might not be gross too. jumbo lump.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:27 AM
:eek:

LULz i wont


Don't feel special. She loves anything that gives her attention. Most fat people do.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:27 AM
if you stopped eating them so much you might not be gross too. jumbo lump.
if i said they were fucking gross, why the fuck would i eat them? You're such a dumb fuck!

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:28 AM
Don't feel special. She loves anything that gives her attention. Most fat people do.
So she loves you too right?

One_Bad_SHO
09-15-2009, 09:29 AM
there is no funny in this thread....wtf

Here you go, bud. How to win Guess Who in one move. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4OmQrzyLlE) :goodjob:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:30 AM
if i said they were fucking gross, why the fuck would i eat them? You're such a dumb fuck!


They're gross because you look in the mirror and see what you've become. A walking twinkie. You want to change your fat ways and move onto something more healthy, but you just can't help the urge. It's ok, we get it. You're an unbelievably large hog.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:30 AM
Don't feel special. She loves anything that gives her attention. Most fat people do.
I'm not fat. :lmfao:

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:31 AM
They're gross because you look in the mirror and see what you've become. A walking twinkie. You want to change your fat ways and move onto something more healthy, but you just can't help the urge. It's ok, we get it. You're an unbelievably large hog.

:lmfao:Whatever you say, Kris. :lmfao:

Njobe
09-15-2009, 09:31 AM
sooo ahhhh who is the bouncer?

Kasper
09-15-2009, 09:32 AM
i see no funny... mans not even cold yet and your cracken jokes.. and i give him the best cause even threw battleing cancer he still managed to make a TV series and only missed less then 24 hrs worth of shooting time due to illness.. that man was a champ.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:33 AM
Here you go, bud. How to win Guess Who in one move. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4OmQrzyLlE) :goodjob:
HAHAHAHA

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:35 AM
sooo ahhhh who is the bouncer?

Patrick Swayze.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:35 AM
I'm not fat. :lmfao:

Denial. It doesn't help you conquer your problem. It only makes it worse. Don't go eating yourself into a coma, just get on a treadmill and shred pounds.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 09:36 AM
Denial. It doesn't help you concur your problem. It only makes it worse. Don't go eating yourself into a coma, just get on a treadmill and shred pounds.
you're so smart.:cheers:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:37 AM
i see no funny... mans not even cold yet and your cracken jokes.. and i give him the best cause even threw battleing cancer he still managed to make a TV series and only missed less then 24 hrs worth of shooting time due to illness.. that man was a champ.

I respect Swayze. Who's cracking jokes about him? It wasn't a joke, it's more of a fact. If all these dead people went to a bar in heaven Swayze would totally be the bouncer. Swayze is the man, and always will be.
I'm not poking fun at his illness, or his inability to act (there isn't one, just saying), or anything else he did in life.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:40 AM
you're so smart.:cheers:


Im fully aware. However, thank you for the reassurance crisco kid.

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 09:40 AM
LOLOL. holy shit. *subcribes*

by the way "teh bri" got any pics other than B. Spears?

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT TEH BRI'S PICTURES!!

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:42 AM
LOLOL. holy shit. *subcribes*

by the way "teh bri" got any pics other than B. Spears?

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT TEH BRI'S PICTURES!!


IA isn't capable of the bandwidth to host one of her pictures. Even photobucket slows down when you upload it. If someone has a viable solution, let me know.

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 09:43 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Bckie, you are crackin my shit up. REPPED.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:47 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Bckie, you are crackin my shit up. REPPED.

http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/tiphat.gif

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 09:49 AM
I'd say butter face, but hey - she got some big fcken knockers. That's a plus.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:50 AM
I'd say butter face, but hey - she got some big fcken knockers. That's a plus.

you has pics? post. yes definitely a butter face. The knockers are concurrent with the rest of her body, LARGE. She's no skinnier than Oprah when she was in her worst state.

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 09:52 AM
its on her profile. Three pics. I'll post it for some folks

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 09:53 AM
http://i28.tinypic.com/syuo9s.jpg

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:54 AM
http://importatlanta.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=27&pictureid=88

rofl! im "teh_bri" I tatted angel wings on my back so i can look like an imbecile.

Were you hoping those wings would make you feel lighter? I dont even think angel wings could get you into flight. You'd need something rocket powered or anti gravity.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:54 AM
wait.....you call THAT fat?

Evil Goat
09-15-2009, 09:54 AM
I actually respect his opinion. Yours i do not. He could call my mom a whore and probably be right. You on the other hand, should not speak unless spoken too. And even then you should ask permission before opening your cum dumpster.

you're pathetic.....hows the salt on his nutsack taste you idiot?

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:55 AM
http://i28.tinypic.com/syuo9s.jpg

"look at me, look at me. I'm lifting my shirt on the internet and making a slutty look on my face so people will pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

you're still fat. LOOK, the whole half of your right arm that's visible in that picture weighs the same as a bison.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:56 AM
you're pathetic.....hows the salt on his nutsack taste you idiot?


It was a joke. You know, kind of like your GTO being a sports car. Anything else you'd like to add Mr. i bought a car for 20,000 and now it's not even worth whiping my ass with it?

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 09:57 AM
The lifting shirt does come off as hard to see her whole body fat.

I can't judge unless I see in person!

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 09:57 AM
wait.....you call THAT fat?

Over year old pictures clearly make her look better. Not to mention photoshop. Find her in person and you'll see she's about as wide as a freightliner.

She outweighs her boyfriend.. tell me that's not sad :(

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 09:58 AM
Over year old pictures clearly make her look better. Not to mention photoshop. Find her in person and you'll see she's about as wide as a freightliner.
actually ive seen newer pics of her on FB....

Evil Goat
09-15-2009, 09:58 AM
It was a joke. You know, kind of like your GTO being a sports car. Anything else you'd like to add Mr. i bought a car for 20,000 and now it's not even worth whiping my ass with it?

you sense of humor = fail

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:00 AM
you sense of humor = fail

you english am fail.


Don't be mad because your pontiac isn't worth the amount it would cost to tow it to the junk yard where it belongs.

Evil Goat
09-15-2009, 10:02 AM
you english am fail.


Don't be mad because your pontiac isn't worth the amount it would cost to tow it to the junk yard where it belongs.

says the man with the underpowered overweight sti

90_ACCORD
09-15-2009, 10:03 AM
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:04 AM
says the man with the underpowered overweight sti

I owned that car over a year ago, hated every second of it, and sold it off within a few months time. Way to do your research detective dipshit.

I have a z06.

quickdodge®
09-15-2009, 10:06 AM
you english am fail.


I had to do this:



now it's not even worth whiping my ass with it?

Lolol. Later, QD.

Evil Goat
09-15-2009, 10:07 AM
I have a z06.

el oh el...i will shit on your z06

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:07 AM
I had to do this:



Lolol. Later, QD.


It was all part of the joke. Honestly.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:08 AM
el oh el...i will shit on your z06

But at the end of the day your car is worth the shit on my shoe. I know hondas that can 'shit on my z06' in the 1/4 mile. i know honda's that can 'shit on lambo's and ferraro's' in the 1/4 mile. But guess what, you're still in a honda. Congratulations.

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 10:10 AM
POST NEW PICS!

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:11 AM
AM I FAT?

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:19 AM
AM I FAT?
o krispy kreme eatin ass

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:20 AM
o krispy kreme eatin ass
AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A SET OF D'S:ninja:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:21 AM
AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A SET OF D'S:ninja:
lol neither do i

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:23 AM
lol neither do i
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES:ninja:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:24 AM
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES:ninja:
i think i know what the ninja is hiding :ninja:

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:26 AM
i think i know what the ninja is hiding :ninja:
"AM I FAT":lmfao:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:27 AM
LOL WOAH

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:28 AM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:EPIC FUKIN PWNAGE
http://www.wangfu.ca/images/motorboat.jpeg

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:30 AM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:EPIC FUKIN PWNAGE

lmfao, that picture is barf.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:31 AM
lmfao, that picture is barf.
the one i posted? are you serious?

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:33 AM
lmfao, that picture is barf.
DONT HOT LINK MY PICS BISH OR I WILL PUT THE NASTIEST ANIME PIC EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:34 AM
the one i posted? are you serious?

did you not see the anime picture of a girl with shit sprewing out of her tits ( i dont mean shit as in stuff, i mean actual shit, like soupy shit ). Because that's what showed up when you posted. Not what was intended to show.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:35 AM
did you not see the anime picture of a girl with shit sprewing out of her tits ( i dont mean shit as in stuff, i mean actual shit, like soupy shit ). Because that's what showed up when you posted. Not what was intended to show.
OMG what? HELL NO lol

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:35 AM
did you not see the anime picture of a girl with shit sprewing out of her tits ( i dont mean shit as in stuff, i mean actual shit, like soupy shit ). Because that's what showed up when you posted. Not what was intended to show.
LOOKED LIKE TWO DICKS AS HER NIPS TO ME:lmfao:

On_Her_Face
09-15-2009, 10:35 AM
I read the first pages, I do not have herps nor a Kris. This thread blows.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:36 AM
I read the first pages, I do not have herps nor a Kris. This thread blows.


That didn't even make sense.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:37 AM
LOOKED LIKE TWO DICKS AS HER NIPS TO ME:lmfao:
hahahaha

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:39 AM
better?

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn56/silliybilly/motorboat.jpg

Sammich
09-15-2009, 10:40 AM
I DO THAT QUITE OFTEN...LOL

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:40 AM
better?

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn56/silliybilly/motorboat.jpg

much better :cheers:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 10:41 AM
LOL i did not even see that shit thats why I was all like WTF is you talkin about

On_Her_Face
09-15-2009, 10:51 AM
That didn't even make sense.

Yeah how so. All this thread turned into is teh bri has herps, and somebody is not kris. First two pages. Read.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 10:53 AM
Yeah how so. All this thread turned into is teh bri has herps, and somebody is not kris. First two pages. Read.

LOL no.. you misread.. you should re read.. i still love you though billy.

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:13 AM
buncha homogay fagtards in hurr.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:14 AM
buncha homogay fagtards in hurr.
got even moar gay with you in here lol

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:20 AM
got even moar gay with you in here lol

keep it up, princess. i'm gonna fuck your shit up son.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:21 AM
keep it up, princess. i'm gonna fuck your shit up son.

LOL :blah:

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:25 AM
IT'S GO TIME.

§treet_§peed
09-15-2009, 11:27 AM
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE!!!!!

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:28 AM
Lol, if you think that picture is old, you are mistaken. It was taken in July. Secondly, If you also think I am fat, you're half retarded. Thirdy, go to fucking hell.

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:29 AM
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE!!!!!

THIS IS THE WL -- ANYTHING GOES. YOU AND ME BILL. BAREKNUCKLE BRAWL IN THE RAIN AT TUNERSPLASH THIS WEEKEND.

lolol

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:29 AM
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE!!!!!


He likes it...lol it kinda scares me


*runs*

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:29 AM
AYO BRI I LOVE U

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:29 AM
AYO BRI I LOVE U
I love you too, samwell :kiss:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:30 AM
Lol, if you think that picture is old, you are mistaken. It was taken in July. Secondly, If you also think I am fat, you're completely retarded. Thirdy, go to fucking hell.
:ninja:

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:30 AM
no you don't.

it's a known fact that everyone hates sammich. it's science.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:31 AM
Over year old pictures clearly make her look better. Not to mention photoshop. Find her in person and you'll see she's about as wide as a freightliner.

She outweighs her boyfriend.. tell me that's not sad :(
HAHAHAHAHA.

What body weight interests you, Kris? Your 100 pounds ugly ass blonde girlfriend? :lmfao:

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:32 AM
no you don't.

it's a known fact that everyone hates sammich. it's science.
AM I FAT?

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:32 AM
AM I FAT?

naw son, but choo gayer than aids. lulz

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:33 AM
AM I FAT?
Bite me! :2up:

§treet_§peed
09-15-2009, 11:33 AM
I probably won't be able to make it to TS this year... :( it will be the first one I have ever missed. Whats bad is I still made it out to the other ones when I didn't even have a license, but yet I have them again and I can't make it... No job and no money FTMFL Yo.

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:33 AM
naw son, but choo gayer than aids. lulz
GAYER THAN A BANANA BOAT STUNTIN TWO TONE WHEELS?

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:33 AM
THIS IS THE WL -- ANYTHING GOES. YOU AND ME BILL. BAREKNUCKLE BRAWL IN THE RAIN AT TUNERSPLASH THIS WEEKEND.

lolol


I KEEL JOO!! :lmfao:

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:35 AM
GAYER THAN A BANANA BOAT STUNTIN TWO TONE WHEELS?

I DUNNO WHY YOU GOTTA HATE ON THE BANANA SON. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR POS MAXI-PAD, BILL'S CUTE LITTLE CIVIC, AND YOUR OLD TOYOTA TRUCK COMBINED.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, TAKE IT UP WITH ROSIE THE RAT ROD, MUHFUKKA.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:36 AM
I DUNNO WHY YOU GOTTA HATE ON THE BANANA SON. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR POS MAXI-PAD, BILL'S CUTE LITTLE CIVIC, AND YOUR OLD TOYOTA TRUCK COMBINED.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, TAKE IT UP WITH ROSIE THE RAT ROD, MUHFUKKA.
you best put a lock on your gas cap....ima pour sugar in that bish at TFS!

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:37 AM
you best put a lock on your gas cap....ima pour sugar in that bish at TFS!


:eek:

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:37 AM
lol.

*checks gas cap*

yep, i got that shit on lock. ;)

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:38 AM
you best put a lock on your gas cap....ima pour sugar in that bish at TFS!
WAIT WAIT...I GOTA PISS...TAKE THE CAP OFF AGAIN:lmfao:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:38 AM
:eek:

you wanna distract him for me? lol


lol.

*checks gas cap*

yep, i got that shit on lock. ;)
:ninja:

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:38 AM
you wanna distract him for me? lol


:ninja:


I'll distract!

:ninja:

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:39 AM
i wish sammich wouldn't flake out again and come to TFS. i was looking forward to taking a shit in his sunroof.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:39 AM
WAIT WAIT...I GOTA PISS...TAKE THE CAP OFF AGAIN:lmfao:
ELOHEL that would funk all kinda of shit up in the nanners engine

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:39 AM
Bite me! :2up:
WHERE AT:lmfao:

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:39 AM
YOU BETTER NOT, BRI. I'LL HURT YOU WUMMAN.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:39 AM
WHERE AT:lmfao:

I keel you...

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:40 AM
i wish sammich wouldn't flake out again and come to TFS. i was looking forward to taking a shit in his sunroof.

LOL ILL MAKE SURE I DONT MAKE ANY EFFORT TO COME NOW

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:40 AM
YOU BETTER NOT, BRI. I'LL HURT YOU WUMMAN.

:lmfao: You know better than to hurt your sister in law. :rolleyes:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:40 AM
I'll distract!

:ninja:

hahhaha it wont take long...just wink at him or somethin LOL


i wish sammich wouldn't flake out again and come to TFS. i was looking forward to taking a shit in his sunroof.

IKNORITE!


WHERE AT:lmfao:
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:40 AM
my D cup...
K COOL

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:41 AM
just close your sunroof then.

i can't guarantee there won't be a big steamy pile of poo on your hood though.

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:42 AM
:lmfao: You know better than to hurt your sister in law. :rolleyes:

NOBODY fucks w/my second favorite lady aka teh banana wagon :ninja:

is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:42 AM
K COOL

1 guy 2 cups :ninja:


just close your sunroof then.

i can't guarantee there won't be a big steamy pile of poo on your hood though.

:eek:

call it a hood ornament

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:42 AM
1 guy 2 cups :ninja:


SCRAMBLED CUM

LULZ WUTERMELON

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:43 AM
NOBODY fucks w/my second favorite lady aka teh banana wagon :ninja:

is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

:lmfao::lmfao:

Choke me, i dare joo!

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:43 AM
just close your sunroof then.

i can't guarantee there won't be a big steamy pile of poo on your hood though.
I WILL BRUISE U

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:44 AM
SCRAMBLED CUM

LULZ WUTERMELON

:sicks:


:lmfao::lmfao:

Choke me, i dare joo!

:eek:

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:44 AM
hmm :D

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:44 AM
KEEP IT UP AND I WILL BRAKE... UHH... BREAK.... BRAKE?... YOUR NECK, SON.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:46 AM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o239/lipslaced_with_poison/Banana-Sticker-002.jpg

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:46 AM
KEEP IT UP AND I WILL BRAKE... UHH... BREAK.... BRAKE?... YOUR NECK, SON.
WOAH WOAH WOAH IT FEELS LIKE MY HEAD IS SPINNIN..I'M ALL DIZZY AND CHIT LOLOL


:sicks:U EVER SAW THAT EFUKT VID IN THE RLD LOL

IT WAS A WHILE BACK...I DID THE SAME THING

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:48 AM
2 GIRLS 1 FINGER > 2 GIRLS 1 CUP

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:48 AM
2 GIRLS 1 FINGER > 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
wait lol

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:48 AM
2 GIRLS 1 FINGER > 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
WHAT UR DOING THERE....I'M KINDA SEEING IT:ninja:

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:48 AM
2 GIRLS 1 FINGER > 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
EW!

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:49 AM
WOAH WOAH WOAH IT FEELS LIKE MY HEAD IS SPINNIN..I'M ALL DIZZY AND CHIT LOLOL

U EVER SAW THAT EFUKT VID IN THE RLD LOL

IT WAS A WHILE BACK...I DID THE SAME THING
ELOHEL dont think i wanna see it

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:50 AM
LOL THAT WAS A REAL VIDEO, I'M NOT KIDDING.

2 girls + 1 finger + throats = barf everywhere.


it ruined my life. i'm still recovering.

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:50 AM
YEA....IT WAS A SCRAMBLED BUKAKKE...SHE BLEW LIKE 5MILLION DUDES..SCRAMBLED IT UP AND ATE IT...GAGGED..BUT ATE IT LOLOLOL

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:50 AM
OH funk that shit! thats fawkin SICK

i wonder sometimes what makes people wanna do shit like that

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:51 AM
LOL THAT WAS A REAL VIDEO, I'M NOT KIDDING.

2 girls + 1 finger + throats = barf everywhere.


it ruined my life. i'm still recovering.
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao:

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:51 AM
YEA....IT WAS A SCRAMBLED BUKAKKE...SHE BLEW LIKE 5MILLION DUDES..SCRAMBLED IT UP AND ATE IT...GAGGED..BUT ATE IT LOLOLOL


Ew, what the fuck!? That's disgusting. :no:

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:53 AM
Ew, what the fuck!? That's disgusting. :no:
ACTUALLY SHE RESEMBLED U

teh bri
09-15-2009, 11:53 AM
ACTUALLY SHE RESEMBLED U


Um... No.


That makes me want to throw up.



:no:

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:54 AM
I've already thrown up 3 times from this page alone.

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:54 AM
IT MADE ME WANA THROW UP

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:56 AM
i threw up on my keyboard

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 11:57 AM
your car makes me wanna throw up.

lol @ the tags in this thread.

Sammich
09-15-2009, 11:58 AM
SINCE THAT CHICK WAS A CHAMP AND DIDNT THROW UP..I COULDNT THROW UP

SO I HIT THE RED X

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 11:59 AM
your car makes me wanna throw up.

lol @ the tags in this thread.
i hate bananas

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:00 PM
You're about as skinny as an orca. Srsly, go get some more suggestions for diet pills from dubs04scit or whatever his name is. Move along boom boom.

Why bring me into this??

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:00 PM
LOL who spelled "ROTTEN" wrong in the "rotton banana" tag?

is davison among us??? lolol

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:01 PM
Why bring me into this??
yeah since you are so fat

Sammich
09-15-2009, 12:01 PM
FAIL DAVISON

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:01 PM
yeah since you are so fat

LOL... yeah. If roxie is fat, then i'm black.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:02 PM
LOL... yeah. If roxie is fat, then i'm black.
LOL i guess that would make you albino hahah

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:02 PM
.......

you racise pos.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 12:03 PM
Lol, if you think that picture is old, you are mistaken. It was taken in July. Secondly, If you also think I am fat, you're half retarded. Thirdy, go to fucking hell.

WOA WOA, SOMEONES GETTING A LITTLE TOUCHY. clearly you believe your fat which is why i got PM's from people saying you IM'd them on AIM asking if they thought you were fat after this thread started. So why dont you stop trying to hide your insecurities and just own up. You're a tubby hog.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 12:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHA.

What body weight interests you, Kris? Your 100 pounds ugly ass blonde girlfriend? :lmfao:

My girlfriend is not blonde or 100 lbs. Nice try though hotshot.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:04 PM
.......

you racise pos.
LOL im saying shes far from fat

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:05 PM
Brandon, I'm kicking your ass next time I see you.
*Refer to FB post*

LOL.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:06 PM
Brandon, I'm kicking your ass next time I see you.
*Refer to FB post*

LOL.
LOL what did he do

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:08 PM
LOL... why you wanna beat up on a poor defenseless cracker like me? I just do it for teh lulz. ;)

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:09 PM
LOL what did he do


Being himself...:lmfao:

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:09 PM
LOL... why you wanna beat up on a poor defenseless cracker like me? I just do it for teh lulz. ;)


LOL...
I've been juicing just for a moment like this.
Roid rage like whoa, son.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:10 PM
ELOHEL

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:12 PM
*makes a run for the border*

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 12:12 PM
LOL... why you wanna beat up on a poor defenseless cracker like me?

aint that the truth!

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:12 PM
LOL booby....you coming to TFS?

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:13 PM
i tell it like it is son.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 12:15 PM
WOA WOA, SOMEONES GETTING A LITTLE TOUCHY. clearly you believe your fat which is why i got PM's from people saying you IM'd them on AIM asking if they thought you were fat after this thread started. So why dont you stop trying to hide your insecurities and just own up. You're a tubby hog.

You're making my day! :bump:

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:15 PM
*makes a run for the border*

LOL.
Nah, you know I wouldn't fuck with you...
Now, Mr Taurus SHO on the other hand..

He seems to think I am, in his words, a little girl bitch.

This coming from someone who looks like this:

http://i29.tinypic.com/2d9adk5.jpg


He has no fucking idea, does he?

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:16 PM
shit son.. i think he may know jew-jitsu.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:16 PM
LOL.
Nah, you know I wouldn't fuck with you...
Now, Mr Taurus SHO on the other hand..

He seems to think I am, in his words, a little girl bitch.

This coming from someone who looks like this:

http://i29.tinypic.com/2d9adk5.jpg


He has no fucking idea, does he?


LOL wtf

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 12:19 PM
LOL.
Nah, you know I wouldn't fuck with you...
Now, Mr Taurus SHO on the other hand..

He seems to think I am, in his words, a little girl bitch.

This coming from someone who looks like this:

http://i29.tinypic.com/2d9adk5.jpg


He has no fucking idea, does he?

LOL BRAH, HE WILL FUCKIN KARATAY CHOP YOO.

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:21 PM
shit son.. i think he may know jew-jitsu.


I know roid rage. :lmfao:


LOL wtf

That's what I'm sayin'.


LOL BRAH, HE WILL FUCKIN KARATAY CHOP YOO.


I really wish he would.
Then it won't be assault.
`

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:21 PM
LOL... yeah. If roxie is fat, then i'm black.

LOL i guess that would make you albino hahah

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:23 PM
LOL i guess that would make you albino hahah
repost :ninja:

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:23 PM
repost :ninja:

Not my fault....Shit happens.

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:25 PM
she straight copied your shit, bill.

you must break her.

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:25 PM
she straight copied your shit, bill.

you must break her.

He wouldn't do that....he lubz me :D:D

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:25 PM
Not my fault....Shit happens.

be jealous :lmfao:


she straight copied your shit, bill.

you must break her.


i already did :ninja:


LOL

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:26 PM
Not my fault....Shit happens.


Like last night, you mean?
It just happened.:idb:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:26 PM
He wouldn't do that....he lubz me :D:D

:love: :kiss:

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:27 PM
be jealous :lmfao:




i already did :ninja:


LOL


x2

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:27 PM
Like last night, you mean?
It just happened.:idb:
here comes ol creepin ass....

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:27 PM
be jealous :lmfao:
i already did :ninja:


LOL

Woah there Speed Racer. Slow your shit down!!

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:27 PM
roxie = ia's next hot commodity? :ninja:

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:28 PM
here comes ol creepin ass....


Don't hate...
You know the arrangement.
Mon, Weds, and Fridays I get her.
You have her the rest of the week.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:28 PM
Woah there Speed Racer. Slow your shit down!!


wait....wut....:ninja:

:D

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:29 PM
here comes ol creepin ass....


LOLOLOL
This statement is full of tr00fs :yes:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 12:29 PM
back on topic.

bri's a 300 lbs land monster.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:29 PM
roxie = ia's next hot commodity? :ninja:

take a number nukka


Don't hate...
You know the arrangement.
Mon, Weds, and Fridays I get her.
You have her the rest of the week.

LOL i always gotta finish what you cant.... :lmfao:

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:29 PM
roxie = ia's next hot commodity? :ninja:

The next hot commodity with no pics?? I don't see that workin out....

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:30 PM
LOLOLOL
This statement is full of tr00fs :yes:


But you said you loved me..:cry:

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:30 PM
LOL i always gotta finish what you cant.... :lmfao:
Pfffffffffffffffffft.
I just get bored easily.

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:31 PM
wait....wut....:ninja:

:D


LOL wow...thanks for catching that. What was I thinking?? SLOW DOWN?? You're already slow as fuck. Silly me!!

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:31 PM
But you said you loved me..:cry:

Doesn't mean you're not a creeper ;)

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:33 PM
LOL wow...thanks for catching that. What was I thinking?? SLOW DOWN?? You're already slow as fuck. Silly me!!


it may be slow but at least it doesnt break on the daily.... :eek: OOOOOOOOOOOO lol

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:35 PM
Doesn't mean you're not a keeper ;)


Awww...
You're so sweet.:ninja:

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:37 PM
Awww...
You're so sweet.:ninja:
LOL
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2367515373_515ff7a325.jpg

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:38 PM
it may be slow but at least it doesnt break on the daily.... :eek: OOOOOOOOOOOO lol

HEY NOW!! It's not his fault!! Frederick is just going through a rough time in his life.

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:38 PM
HEY NOW!! It's not his fault!! Frederick is just going through a rough time in his life.
LOL hes not very healthy

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:39 PM
LOL hes not very healthy

52,000 miles is a bad time for a Porsche. He'll get over it. I'll get him a hot Boxster to play with ;)

oneSLOWex
09-15-2009, 12:39 PM
52,000 miles is a bad time for a Porsche. He'll get over it. I'll get him a hot Boxster to play with ;)

DOOOO EEETTT!

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:40 PM
52,000 miles is a bad time for a Porsche. He'll get over it. I'll get him a hot Boxster to play with ;)


I hope it's at least an S.

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:41 PM
Awww...
You're so sweet.:ninja:

Stop editing my original post!! lol

Black Mamba
09-15-2009, 12:41 PM
ROFL

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:43 PM
I hope it's at least an S.

That's still a debated issue. It's a 2000 so it's hard to tell lol The papers say it is, but the car just looks like a reagular Carrera.

BobbyFresco
09-15-2009, 12:44 PM
That's still a debated issue. It's a 2000 so it's hard to tell lol The papers say it is, but the car just looks like a reagular Carrera.


I was talking about the Boxster.

roxie911
09-15-2009, 12:44 PM
I was talking about the Boxster.

oh LOL of course!!

BKgen®
09-15-2009, 12:45 PM
This thread is now gay.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 12:46 PM
This thread is now gay.


yea it strayed from awesome.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 12:52 PM
I love how all the tags are related to Kris and Ant.

98blackcivic
09-15-2009, 12:57 PM
may i ask why everyone hates this chick? she gets ragged on n every thread...

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:01 PM
may i ask why everyone hates this chick? she gets ragged on n every thread...
I have a whole list.

1.) I'm "fat."
2.) I'm a bitch.
3.) date Evan.
4.) I have big boobs?
5.) I'm a girl.
6.) I answer back to posts.
7. Because they're bitches.
8.) They think it's fun.
9.) They have no life.
10.) Because the internet is "serious business."


Want me to name more?

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:02 PM
I love how all the tags are related to Kris and Ant.

You and your undernourished boyfriend are so funni! gawsh! :rolleyes:

Stop trying to be funny, and start trying to be skinny.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:03 PM
may i ask why everyone hates this chick? she gets ragged on n every thread...


she's a retarded attention whore that fucks anything that moves. that's pretty much what sums it up. oh, and she's fat.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:03 PM
You and your undernourished boyfriend are so funni! gawsh! :rolleyes:

Stop trying to be funny, and start trying to be skinny.
Seriously, How many got damn times do I have to tell you.. I am not fat Stupid fuck.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:03 PM
she's a retarded attention whore that fucks anything that moves. that's pretty much what sums it up. oh, and she's fat.
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

FUCKS ANYTHING THAT WALKS?!

You OBVIOUSLY do NOT know me. :goodjob:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:04 PM
Seriously, How many got damn times do I have to tell you.. I am not fat Stupid fuck.


It's time to own up to your fat ways. You're like a ball of lard with appendages. The only stupid person here is you, for thinking that you're not a fatso.

98blackcivic
09-15-2009, 01:05 PM
why dont you post ur pics

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:05 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

FUCKS ANYTHING THAT WALKS?!

You OBVIOUSLY do NOT know me. :goodjob:

ok sorry, i guess it doesn't have to walk. my bad on going above your standards.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:05 PM
why dont you post ur pics
Because that would be something an attention whore would do, which i am not. :2cents:

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:06 PM
ok sorry, i guess it doesn't have to walk. my bad on going above your standards.

:lmfao:

You have NO fucking clue about my sex life bud.


:2cents:

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:06 PM
Because that would be something an attention whore would do, which i am not. :2cents:

yea, instead they're in your profile for everyone to see. Real non attention whoreish. Shut up.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:06 PM
:lmfao:

You have NO fucking clue about my sex life bud.


:2cents:

ALRIGHT TUB.. stop posting :2cents: after every post. it doesn't make any sense.

98blackcivic
09-15-2009, 01:08 PM
dang.....wat would happen if IA met up for a meet...would you cuss her out?

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:08 PM
yea, instead they're in your profile for everyone to see. Real non attention whoreish. Shut up.
Please tell me what pictures show ANYTHING that asks for attention... *waits* ...*waits*.. didn't think so.. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:09 PM
dang.....wat would happen if IA met up for a meet...would you cuss her out?

:lmfao:Probably not, he's a pussy bitch behind his computer. :goodjob:

98blackcivic
09-15-2009, 01:12 PM
have you slept wit alot of men or made your business known????

Catnip
09-15-2009, 01:12 PM
dang.....wat would happen if IA met up for a meet...would you cuss her out?


If he did, just imagine a metrosexual, standing beside a short italian guy (usually tickling each others scrotums), talking in the highest, gayest, bitchiest voice a guy can have... and that's what it'd look like.

Sorry if you actually pictured the scrotum fondling from my description.

Catnip
09-15-2009, 01:13 PM
have you slept wit alot of men or made your business known????


How is that your business.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:14 PM
Please tell me what pictures show ANYTHING that asks for attention... *waits* ...*waits*.. didn't think so.. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

lol, you waited for me to respond before you posted your statement, and you call me stupid? I guess you didnt know that wasn't possible.

http://importatlanta.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=27&pictureid=89

this one screams, LOOK AT ME, IM A STUPID WHORE.

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:15 PM
have you slept wit alot of men or made your business known????

yes she has, and she spread her naked pictures throughout IA.

98blackcivic
09-15-2009, 01:15 PM
how is it anyones business???

and no i didnt picture anythin, i can just hear the high pitched voices and laugh....not that i care but who knowsss lets killll thisss

xxbckiexx
09-15-2009, 01:16 PM
If he did, just imagine a metrosexual, standing beside a short italian guy (usually tickling each others scrotums), talking in the highest, gayest, bitchiest voice a guy can have... and that's what it'd look like.

Sorry if you actually pictured the scrotum fondling from my description.


and here's comes scrappy doo to the rescue! evan, i suggest you shut up before this thread takes a turn toward your destruction.

98blackcivic
09-15-2009, 01:16 PM
i like to eat fries with ranch dressing

also your sig is funny

Catnip
09-15-2009, 01:16 PM
how is it anyones business???


It's not.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:16 PM
have you slept wit alot of men or made your business known????
No I have not.

teh bri
09-15-2009, 01:17 PM
and here's comes scrappy doo to the rescue! evan, i suggest you shut up before this thread takes a turn toward your destruction.

:lmfao:
GO KILL YOURSELF.

Do us all a favor. :bump: