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Darling Nikki
10-12-2005, 03:31 PM
If you guys have seen this sorry my buddy just sent it to me: :goodjob:

There was a cucumber, a pickle, a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "man" says my life sucks. When i get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad. The pickle looks at him and says you think you have it bad? When i get big, fat, and juicy, they tick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. The penis looks at hima and says you think you have it rough? When i get big, fat, and juciy they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out!!!!
tina
10-12-2005, 03:34 PM
Very Nice :goodjob:
Spyder
10-12-2005, 03:35 PM
LOL!
Scrappy
10-12-2005, 03:36 PM
hahaaaaa dirty girl
KevinT707
10-12-2005, 03:36 PM
hahah ! :)
kelly marie
10-12-2005, 03:36 PM
hahahaha thats funny nickie... i likey
IndianStig
10-12-2005, 03:37 PM
LMAO, never seen tht one before.
mocha latte cupcake
10-12-2005, 03:38 PM
LOL! bwhahahahaha! lol!
HyPer50
10-12-2005, 03:39 PM
lol nice
JustinSane110™
10-12-2005, 03:39 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: That one's new to me. +1 :goodjob:

**Edit:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to VanillaMaggie again.Damn, imma hook it up when I can though. :)
PSINXS
10-12-2005, 03:45 PM
good joke and your avatar rocks
Tiff-O-Bitties
10-12-2005, 04:02 PM
lol.. awesome!
BTLFED
10-12-2005, 04:03 PM
Baahhhhh! :lmfao:

Edit: Poop. :(


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to VanillaMaggie again.
Kristi
10-12-2005, 04:26 PM
:lmfao:

that is fucking great!
Mike Lowrey
10-12-2005, 05:02 PM
lol. nice.
atlvi3tb0i
10-12-2005, 05:17 PM
lol
99ITRGIRL
10-12-2005, 06:31 PM
lol
Kevykev
10-12-2005, 06:47 PM
bahahaaaaaaaa!
The Golden Child
10-13-2005, 09:09 AM
old but its still funny ..
Boosted S60R
10-13-2005, 09:11 AM
If you guys have seen this sorry my buddy just sent it to me: :goodjob:

There was a cucumber, a pickle, a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "man" says my life sucks. When i get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad. The pickle looks at him and says you think you have it bad? When i get big, fat, and juicy, they tick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. The penis looks at hima and says you think you have it rough? When i get big, fat, and juciy they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: lol
Mike4831
10-13-2005, 10:30 AM
That was pretty funny.
ŁG2♣
10-13-2005, 10:46 AM
OLD,... but shit is still funny lool