silver
10-12-2005, 01:15 PM
I had to share this one
The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with your mates, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with your mates, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."