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tony
10-12-2005, 08:38 AM
... pretty self explanatory, and I'm bored
silver
10-12-2005, 08:42 AM
You gotta tell your lie first!!! :hump:
AtifSajid
10-12-2005, 08:42 AM
I told a chick I had a 2" penis..biggest lie I ever told...she was really surprised after she pulled my pants down..
kelly marie
10-12-2005, 08:44 AM
I told a chick I had a 2" penis..biggest lie I ever told...she was really surprised after she pulled my pants down..

and found out it was only 1"....







lol i am sooooooo kidding.. but you left it wide open
AtifSajid
10-12-2005, 08:45 AM
I did it on purpose cause you can come back with so many things...lol..but damn 1" give m some credit...
kelly marie
10-12-2005, 08:46 AM
im sowwy babe.. i had to!! :kiss:
tony
10-12-2005, 08:56 AM
You gotta tell your lie first!!! :hump:

lol I'm a pretty honest guy.. I guess the biggest lie was more of a secret that I felt bad for keeping. I had a pretty close group of friends in high school that I hung out with, one of the friends had a mother that was VERY attractive..

to make a long story short I never hit it but two of our friends did on a regular basis, I couldn't bring myself to do it.
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:00 AM
wow thats crazy.
LaurenK
10-12-2005, 09:02 AM
Been lied to a lot By BOYZ!!!
Kristi
10-12-2005, 09:11 AM
i think the biggest lie i ever told was that i was gay and i pretended one of my friends that was with me was my girlfriend
Tiff-O-Bitties
10-12-2005, 09:16 AM
Lauren.. wanna be lesbian lovers?!
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:17 AM
Lauren.. wanna be lesbian lovers?!ow BOY!! :hump: :hump: :bow:
WTF..kebe
10-12-2005, 09:17 AM
that i'm broke.....
Tiff-O-Bitties
10-12-2005, 09:18 AM
The biggest lie I ever told was getting pissed off at a teacher and claiming she called me a whore.. She almost lost her job, then I confessed that I lied, making me look like a complete fucktard! I don't lie anymore.. #1 it hurts people, #2 it sucks when you get caught & #3 it really just doesn't help at all
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:21 AM
I don't lie anymore.. #1 it hurts people, #2 it sucks when you get caught & #3 it really just doesn't help at all
Agreed totally!
Kristi
10-12-2005, 09:22 AM
I don't lie anymore.. #1 it hurts people, #2 it sucks when you get caught & #3 it really just doesn't help at all

i agree totally. i hate to lie and i hate being lied to.
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:26 AM
I think being lied to is the worst.
silver
10-12-2005, 09:28 AM
I think being lied to is the worst.

Kelly is lying to you.. She has a sailboat with a sail...
Tiff-O-Bitties
10-12-2005, 09:29 AM
I hate that worse than anything... I'm kinda used to it now.. lol
Brett
10-12-2005, 09:29 AM
Told my EX WIFE when I married her that I LOVED HER :lmfao:
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:36 AM
Told my EX WIFE when I married her that I LOVED HER :lmfao:
Brett wow.
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:37 AM
Kelly is lying to you..Could be.
Brett
10-12-2005, 09:38 AM
Brett wow.

Ohhhh I can say worse....lol
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:42 AM
Ohhhh I can say worse....lolThere is no doubt in my mind brett lol.
The Ren
10-12-2005, 09:44 AM
The only lie I can remember telling was when Rach and I told Josh I didnt get the supra...It was so funny seeing the looks on peoples faces when they found out I did..
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:44 AM
The only lie I can remember telling was when Rach and I told Josh I didnt get the supra...It was so funny seeing the looks on peoples faces when they found out I did..I saw it first that night.
The Ren
10-12-2005, 09:45 AM
I saw it first that night.
I know you ruined my suprised dipwad..
kelly marie
10-12-2005, 09:50 AM
what did i lie about?!?!?!
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 09:50 AM
I know you ruined my suprised dipwad..NO I didnt everyone was like wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
silver
10-12-2005, 10:00 AM
what did i lie about?!?!?!

Your sailboat with the sail.... remember.. the conversation at Millers Monday...
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 10:02 AM
Your sailboat with the sail.... remember.. the conversation at Millers Monday...oh god why.
silver
10-12-2005, 10:03 AM
Why what???
kelly marie
10-12-2005, 10:04 AM
Your sailboat with the sail.... remember.. the conversation at Millers Monday...hahahhaa no i dont remember
silver
10-12-2005, 10:05 AM
Peas in a pod????
silver
10-12-2005, 10:05 AM
The little hat????
kelly marie
10-12-2005, 10:06 AM
no....
silver
10-12-2005, 10:08 AM
It was before the cum is like mucus but with little men.. and you said like seamen... it was right before that convo... :eye:
JDMBeau
10-12-2005, 10:11 AM
that i was a dancer on broad way and that i trained bethoven









































NOT...but those are some good ones
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 10:19 AM
heather I dont really remember any of that.
silver
10-12-2005, 10:19 AM
heather I dont really remember any of that.

You weren't there for this part
The Ren
10-12-2005, 10:22 AM
Wow.. what a whored up thread
Boosted S60R
10-12-2005, 10:32 AM
You weren't there for this partoh ok makes since then.