Priceless, lol

[silver]

So....

there you are,

having a

dinner party...

Your parents

are there,

Your in-laws

are there,

Your boss and

his wife

are there,

The minister and

his wife

are there,

You're all

settling down

for a

nice relaxing

evening dinner,

Then

in

walks

the

dog....






....

[ALVIN]

wow

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

hahaha...

[ALVIN]

now is this your dog?

[silver]

now is this your dog?

Dammit.. you busted me...


lol.. no I don't have a doggie, lol

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

See Heather, that sex toys party really isn't even necessary.. that thing is good enough! lol

[Kevykev]

whoever did that to their own dog is sick.

Poor dog doesn't even know what he has in his mouth.

[kelly marie]

lol wow that ish is big.. just how you like it!! :hump:

[silver]

haha.. wow!! :hump: It suctions to the wall, lol.. you see the little thingy lol

[kelly marie]

oh yeah i see it :doh:

[AtifSajid]

bwahahaaaa...it ain that big...lol

[SwiftGTiRacer]

you guys act like that hasn't happened to you before. Or am I the only 1? j/k!

Swifty

[Kristi]

hahahahahaha, that is fucking awesome!

[NOTSOJDM]

that rocks

[Boosted S60R]

So....

there you are,

having a

dinner party...

Your parents

are there,

Your in-laws

are there,

Your boss and

his wife

are there,

The minister and

his wife

are there,

You're all

settling down

for a

nice relaxing

evening dinner,

Then

in

walks

the

dog....






....Dam the dog went under silvers bed and drug out something. :lmfao:

[LaurenK]

:lmfao:

[The Ren]

Awsome!! (Ive seen it before but it never gets old)

[B18c-rex]

My god that thing is huge.... :eek: :lmfao:.

[DonGori]

bet that dogs neck is strainin to hold that big uhhh toy up haha

[trythefly]

good joke

[RISKYB]

bwahahahaha, that really was priceless

[mocha latte cupcake]

wow, babe, where have you been hiding that? actually i don't want to know.... now i know why you tell me not to come over til later....sigh... i hate competing...

[99ITRGIRL]

LOL

[aaronfelipe]

LMAO it would suck a LITTLE

[mocha latte cupcake]

:( ouch....

[Pablo]

i can picture that happening at heather's house!

[mocha latte cupcake]

the sad thing is i can too....at least now i know why she likes me to have night classes....sigh.

[silver]

Haha... Wont be happening, lol... I lost mine when I moved.. can't seem to find them anywhere... but I havent needed them either ;)

[mocha latte cupcake]

;) thank god, i love my life :)

[Kristi]

Haha... Wont be happening, lol... I lost mine when I moved.. can't seem to find them anywhere... but I havent needed them either ;)

kelly stole them, lmao ;)

[silver]

kelly stole them, lmao ;)


No she has something better...

[kelly marie]

oh yeah i do :doh: omg this thing is awesome

[silver]

oh yeah i do :doh: omg this thing is awesome

Oh my.. dont you bring it with you too... that would be so funny.. I am going to put a sign on your car that says "I have drugs in my car.. please search me" I wonder what the cop would say when he found that, lol.. "Ma'am... do you own a gun?"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: ;)

[Kristi]

oh yeah i do :doh: omg this thing is awesome
hahahaha

[kelly marie]

lol but it has a chord... kinda sucks and gets in the way... i am going to purchase a wireless one... ewww lala hahahahah

[kelly marie]

i need to buy stock with energizer AA batteries...

[silver]

lol but it has a chord... kinda sucks and gets in the way... i am going to purchase a wireless one... ewww lala hahahahah


It could be like one of those pull cord guns???

[Kristi]

i need to buy stock with energizer AA batteries...

haha - you know duracell last longer! :hump:

not that i would know from experience or anything, lol

[kelly marie]

haha - you know duracell last longer! :hump:

not that i would know from experience or anything, lollol i actually have some sony batteries that work very well... lol omg im so bad

[mocha latte cupcake]

i have a box or 2 i don't use...

i'll sell them to you cheap lol

[silver]

i have a box or 2 i don't use...

i'll sell them to you cheap lol

Ewe jm... supplying her batteries for her fun is like helping her while she's doing it.... I thought I told you about that ish...

[JustinSane110™]

No she has something better...
Damn, this is exactly where the thread took a very wrong turn.... *backs out of thread slowly...* :lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

oops.... sorry kelly... get your own damn batteries... lol! now what am i going to do with these batteries,... sigh. sorry baby, i didn't mean to help her in her pleasureful adventures...i LVOE YUO!

[Kristi]

lol i actually have some sony batteries that work very well... lol omg im so bad

those lithium batteries or whatever they are rock too!

[kelly marie]

lol hahaha this is great and jm to da izzle i dont need yo shiat.. im gonna head to sams and buy that ish in bulk.. ill have like 50 batteries for 20 dolla

[kelly marie]

heather...

[JustinSane110™]

lol hahaha this is great and jm to da izzle i dont need yo shiat.. im gonna head to sams and buy that ish in bulk.. ill have like 50 batteries for 20 dolla
Damn, I guess you won't be leaving the house for a couple weeks then. :lmfao:

[kelly marie]

lol nope.. ill be busy

[silver]

Yes Kelly??

[TranceDJ06]

:lmfao: haha thats messed up!
Now thats not for mastercard is it lol.lol.lol...

[ahmonrah]

and the funniest thing is, you know the dog isnt gonna give it back !! he would think that his owner wants to play with him and go running around the room showing EVERYONE what he found !!

[fawk_you]

:lmfao: +1

[Boosted S60R]

i need to buy stock with energizer AA batteries...
:eek:

[The Ren]

Kelly hell yeah.. You and I need to go shopping.. or we just need to have our party..

[silver]

What about me dammit...

[Boosted S60R]

What about me dammit...Thanks for the cookies last night lol. :goodjob:

[The Ren]

Shit join along with the fun

[silver]

Thanks for the cookies last night lol. :goodjob:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/heyhey13/tagteam.gif

[Kristi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/heyhey13/tagteam.gif

love that smilie!

[silver]

Its the eiffel (sp?) tower, lol

[Boosted S60R]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/heyhey13/tagteam.gif
oh boy double humping lol

[silver]

Definition = Eiffel Tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

[kelly marie]

hahahahaha

[Kristi]

Definition = Eiffel Tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

so how is it you know so much about this?!? ;)

[The Ren]

Heather knows all the dirty little positions

[Boosted S60R]

Definition = Eiffel Tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.two guys is :gay: now two girls would be :bigok:

[Darling Nikki]

Heather thats funny as hell....NOW about that object in that dog's mouth...um lol

[silver]

two guys is :gay: now two girls would be :bigok:

You're :gay:

[Boosted S60R]

Heather knows all the dirty little positionsYes she does she has a book under the bed right next to you know what.

[Kristi]

Heather knows all the dirty little positions

yea - i don't have any room to talk. lol

(i learned from heather!)

[Boosted S60R]

You're :gay:
thanks but NO! dont make me give ya a :slap: