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1SICKLEX
09-09-2009, 10:08 AM
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Valley Monkey Has 37 Unpaid Photo-Enforcement Tickets; Actually He's Just a Dude in a Mask Who Won't Pay the Tickets

If you live in the Valley of the Sun, you probably have a trick or two to avoid getting busted by the speed cameras we all love so much. Some people just know exactly where they are, some buy devices to mask their license plates, and one man, police say, resorted to wearing a mask.

The man, according to police, is Dave Vontesmar.

Police say Vontesmar is the man behind the mask in at least 37 photo-radar tickets, where the driver can be seen wearing a mask to hide his identity.

Vontesmar says it's not him, despite being the owner of the car, but police disagree.

"Our officers actually conducted surveillance on him and observed him putting the mask on just prior to the photo-enforcement zone. So obviously, he intended on speeding through the zone and was covering his face intentionally," DPS Lieutenant Steve Harrison tells 92.3 KTAR. "He had two masks. One appeared to be [of] a monkey, the other one appeared to be [of] a giraffe or some type of gazelle design."

Vontesmar tells the Arizona Republic that he is refusing to pay the tickets

"Not one of them there is a picture where you can identify the driver," Vontesmar said. "The ball's in their court. I sent back all these ones I got with a copy of my drivers license, and said, 'It's not me. I'm not paying them.' "

Harrison says this is no laughing matter

Umm, yes it is.There's a guy cruising around town evading police by wearing a monkey mask; if that's not a laughing matter, what is?

Here's an idea; maybe DPS officers should go back to actually pulling people over, like in the old days. It may be difficult to nail this driver by claiming -- through speed-camera pics -- that he must be the man behind the chimp get-up.

Source. (http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2009/09/valley_monkey_has_37_unpaid_ph.php)

thegovanator
09-09-2009, 10:09 AM
Lol

oneSLOWex
09-09-2009, 10:15 AM
ELOHEL

quickdodgeŽ
09-09-2009, 10:17 AM
Funny shit, lolol. Later, QD.

deathrex
09-09-2009, 11:19 AM
thats awesome. +reps. I dunno if its true or not but i was told this by a buddy thats a gwinnett county officer. Those redlight tickets dont have to be paid, due to the fact that georgia law states the person must be 100% identified. He said that to give a citation in georgia the officer must catch the person in the act of doing the crime and be identified as that person, so if the camera only gets your tag like the ones ive gotten in duluth in the past. They dont have to be paid due to the law thats set already. anyone else heard this?

Ed
09-09-2009, 11:29 AM
http://www.photoenforced.com/atlanta.html

A few counties/cities are debating whether or not to drop the cameras because of expenses being higher than revenue generated from it.

But back on topic, that shit is hilarious. I wonder if he's gonna be able to get out of it. He should've been driving a regular car, with no stickers, not a wrx with stickers all over it, then they could never catch him.

Greddypacked
09-09-2009, 11:39 AM
WOW he's playing the system. Funny sh!T DOUGH.

xxbckiexx
09-09-2009, 11:42 AM
outstanding.

MongolPup
09-09-2009, 11:45 AM
That pictures makes the article. Oh god.

ep9716
09-09-2009, 12:11 PM
Reps!!! Damn some people just fuck around way too much hahah

MongolPup
09-09-2009, 12:15 PM
Reps!!! Damn some people just fuck around way too much hahah

I was talking to someone yesterday and he was talking about buying this 1J SC300 etc etc and I asked is it black with bronze wheels? I know that dude! Haha

You're famous. Hundreds of miles away.

Kasper
09-09-2009, 12:25 PM
HAHAHAH epic!!! id so do that around here... but knowing my luck id get really screwed!

Elbow
09-09-2009, 12:49 PM
LOLOL.

ep9716
09-09-2009, 12:57 PM
I was talking to someone yesterday and he was talking about buying this 1J SC300 etc etc and I asked is it black with bronze wheels? I know that dude! Haha

You're famous. Hundreds of miles away.

lol really??
Damn That's what's up. I hope someone gets it. I want another s14 or s2k

MongolPup
09-09-2009, 12:58 PM
lol really??
Damn That's what's up. I hope someone gets it. I want another s14 or s2k

I want your wheels. You didn't answer my price text.

ep9716
09-09-2009, 01:01 PM
I want your wheels. You didn't answer my price text.
Come get them, I take Amex MasterCard vista discover cash :bigsmilie

MongolPup
09-09-2009, 01:06 PM
Come get them, I take Amex MasterCard vista discover cash :bigsmilie

Still haven't answered the money question lol

ep9716
09-09-2009, 01:29 PM
Still haven't answered the money question lol
Don't really need trades tho.

MongolPup
09-09-2009, 01:32 PM
Don't really need trades tho.

LOL dude give me a money amount!

ep9716
09-09-2009, 01:55 PM
LOL dude give me a money amount!
1 Billion Dollars

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/Austin_Powers_Mike_Myers_as_Dr_Evil.jpg

§treet_§peed
09-09-2009, 06:17 PM
LuLz this shit was on the news a little while ago.

Turbd4DE
09-09-2009, 08:15 PM
LOL:lmfao::lmfao: Epic............