I hate gay things.

[HalfBaked]

I hate all things gay.

Rainbows, unicorns, volkswagons, creme brule, opera, musicals, Brazilians named Ed, pink shirts on guys, hair dye, but god do I love anal sex.

[Ed]

did your boyfriend show you a good time last night?

[HalfBaked]

did your boyfriend show you a good time last night?
No.

I said no teeth. Sometimes people don't understand that.

[roxie911]

My VW isn't gay :cry:

[HalfBaked]

It probably is.

Its probably as gay as your username which is flaming.

[roxie911]

roxie911 is flaming?? Hmmmm :thinking:

MY VW IS NOT GAY!

[HalfBaked]

roxie911 is flaming?? Hmmmm :thinking:

MY VW IS NOT GAY!
You're clearly still in the closet.

I'm sorry. Come out it'll take the weight off your shoulders.

And yes Roxie is flaming. Ed, the Brazilian, goes by the name Roxie when he does drag.

[BobbyFresco]

This is not the epicness I'm used to witnessing from you, HB.

[roxie911]

You're clearly still in the closet.

I'm sorry. Come out it'll take the weight off your shoulders.

And yes Roxie is flaming. Ed, the Brazilian, goes by the name Roxie when he does drag.

Maybe when a guy uses it, it's gay, but I'm a girl, so, I think I'm ok :goodjob:

And last I checked, it was the name of a hooker in a song........that screams heterosexual if you ask me.

[HalfBaked]

This is not the epicness I'm used to witnessing from you, HB.
I'm losing it man.

Its awful. But there is literally nothing going on. I'm bored as fuck, I have no job and no money until next week. So I'm stuck sitting here sober. I've done nothing but eaten spaghetti with butter on it. I can't even afford pasta sauce.

My life is in shambles.

[roxie911]

I'm losing it man.

Its awful. But there is literally nothing going on. I'm bored as fuck, I have no job and no money until next week. So I'm stuck sitting here sober. I've done nothing but eaten spaghetti with butter on it. I can't even afford pasta sauce.

My life is in shambles.

Garlic butter and parmasen cheese on plain pasta tastes really good. You should try it :yes:

[Ed]

roxie is a girl? how come we dont have nudes of her yet?

[BobbyFresco]

roxie is a girl? how come we dont have nudes of her yet?

Because she's not one of THOSE girls.

[HalfBaked]

Garlic butter and parmasen cheese on plain pasta tastes really good. You should try it :yes:
BITCH I CAN'T AFFORD FANCY THINGS LIKE GARLIC BUTTER.

Bring me lunch please?

[HalfBaked]

Because she's not one of THOSE girls.
God damned prudes.

[roxie911]

BITCH I CAN'T AFFORD FANCY THINGS LIKE GARLIC BUTTER.

Bring me lunch please?

LOLOL I'm making shrimp today, that ok?

[HalfBaked]

LOLOL I'm making shrimp today, that ok?
It'll suffice.

You can cook it here.

Hurry on now child. I'll supply the pasta and regular butter. However I only have 2 tblspoons left.

[roxie911]

It'll suffice.

You can cook it here.

Hurry on now child. I'll supply the pasta and regular butter. However I only have 2 tblspoons left.

lulz idk if you would want food carried in my GAY VW..........

[HalfBaked]

lulz idk if you would want food carried in my GAY VW..........
Food is food.

I'd eat food out of a gay mans asshole. Now move along, I just found a bag of skittles we can have for dessert.

[roxie911]

Food is food.

I'd eat food out of a gay mans asshole. Now move along, I just found a bag of skittles we can have for dessert.

lol I baked a cake last night...you want that instead??

[HalfBaked]

lol I baked a cake last night...you want that instead??
Jesus. I'm not picky.

But I'm not a big cake eater......

[HalfBaked]

Srsly.

Where are the shrimps. I'm hungry. Its 2pm and I haven't eaten today.

[umairejaz]

Me neither.

[ep9716]

What about miatas?

[umairejaz]

I is real hungry too.

[HalfBaked]

What about miatas?
Is a miata a fucking volkswagon.

Read the thread.

Cabriolets are the ubergay.

[tdurr]

i lol'ed.

btw, go to the ksu parking deck meet next week!

[HalfBaked]

i lol'ed.

btw, go to the ksu parking deck meet next week!
I can see the KSU parking deck from my house.

Which deck? When is it? And will there be food?

[tdurr]

^^ meets section, next sat, ill bring u a double cheeseburger meal if i go. sound good?

[02SloWrx]

I hate all things gay.

Rainbows, unicorns, volkswagons, creme brule, opera, musicals, Brazilians named Ed, pink shirts on guys, hair dye, but god do I love anal sex.

Do you like the aftermat of anal sex? Where you have shit all over your dick?

[HalfBaked]

Do you like the aftermat of anal sex? Where you have shit all over your dick?
Thats what her lower back, inner thigh, and mouth are for.

I don't have to clean that shit up.

[HalfBaked]

^^ meets section, next sat, ill bring u a double cheeseburger meal if i go. sound good?
Interesting. I like your offer.

[tdurr]

Interesting. I like your offer.

:goodjob: i swear, no roofies.

[HalfBaked]

Meh.

Wheres the fun in that.

Ummm I checked that thread and it was long so I didn't read it but I didn't see details...

[tdurr]

rofl. we are shooing for next sat, im not sure wut parking deck. Ill just show up and drive around.

[HalfBaked]

I dont want my food going cold, so I'm going to need to know when and where. Thanks.

[roxie911]

Is a miata a fucking volkswagon.

Read the thread.

Cabriolets are the ubergay.


MY VW ISN'T GAY!!! :cry::cry::cry:

Carrera is the epitome of straight.......................I promise.

[HalfBaked]

MY VW ISN'T GAY!!! :cry::cry::cry:

Carrera is the epitome of straight.......................I promise.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHRIMPS

[roxie911]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHRIMPS


lol sorry...I got hungry and ate them. Maybe I'll gain a fucking pound already. Excuse the anger.

[HalfBaked]

lol sorry...I got hungry and ate them. Maybe I'll gain a fucking pound already. Excuse the anger.
What? Bring me something else then. I'll help you gain pounds, I'm scrawny.

[HypnoToad]

hmm..

[HalfBaked]

hmm..
Don't worry, I like you and your emonish.

[HypnoToad]

Don't worry, I like you and your emonish.


lol..idk bout emoishnism......but alright,but i agree with ur 1st post...lol

[HalfBaked]

lol..idk bout emoishnism......but alright,but i agree with ur 1st post...lol
Especially the part about Ed...

[HypnoToad]

Especially the part about Ed...


hit the nail on the head,or the brazillan