Obama the post turtle

[Leadfoot_mf]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama being our president

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with' ...

[§treet_§peed]

i lol'd

[BobbyFresco]

*Crickets*

[deathrex]

lol repped i have to agree.

[Jecht]

I liked Obama to begin with but that is fading.

[browningboy7]

I liked Obama to begin with but that is fading.

You and more than 50% of everyone else who voted for him. lolol

[AnthonyF]

LOLOLOLOL

+37!!! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: (cus it's true!)

-Ant.

[MachNU]

wow old joke, knew exactly which one it was from the title! but again so true! still reps!

[bowdown201]

I laughed...reps

[punkr6]

lol, reps...

[Total_Blender]

Thats the oldest joke in the book and has been said about every American president since James K. Polk. You just change the name and it works without any creativity on your part. Aren't you special? Speaking of old jokes, heres a good 'urn:


Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."

[MachNU]

Thats the oldest joke in the book and has been said about every American president since James K. Polk. Speaking of old jokes, heres a good 'urn:


Two guys are sitting around talking about politics.

One of them asks the other, "So why are you a Democrat?"

"Because my daddy and granddaddy were Democrats," was the man's reply.

"What if your daddy and granddaddy were horse thieves?"

"In that case, I guess I'd be a Republican."

......:thinking:..... dam that one must be REAL old, because there must be some old acient humor that died out long ago that was attached to that joke!

[§treet_§peed]

I'm still wondering where all this change he promised is at. I have yet to see anything change except for the addition of some new taxes.

[MachNU]

I'm still wondering where all this change he promised is at. I have yet to see anything change except for the addition of some new taxes.

he changed the debt, he added an additional 0 to it! :goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

i'd say he added a few 0's to the national debt. BRAVO AMERICA. BRAVO. you voted for a guy that can't even balance a check book much better than a 10 year old with a compulsive spending disorder.

[Vteckidd]

2 words, VAN JONES

Anyone dumb enough to give him a job at a national level deserves to be throw out of office