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TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:33 AM
In New York...

...all the bitches are hot. Not just some, everyone one of those hos.
...a pie is a pizza pie, what the fuck is a pie with fruit in it?
...lines take 30 seconds, not 1 minute.
...the best pizza in the world brah, no question.
...you can get any type of food, no problems.
...people aren't slow like yous guys down in the south.
...everyone can drive, not slow like this idiots in the south.
...who the fuck needs a car anyways, yous got a bus, train, subway, and cab. Get the fuck outta here.
...no one fucks around in the Bronx. Guys was swarmin round my house all the time.
...you could hang at the Dunkin Donuts or gas station, and all ya boys would be there.
...guys walk the walk. Not bullshitters like yous southern guys.

(read in NY accent for full effect)

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:36 AM
In New York...


...i'm still homo
...all the bitches are hot. Not just some, everyone one of those hos.
...a pie is a pizza pie, what the fuck is a pie with fruit in it?
...lines take 30 seconds, not 1 minute.
...the best pizza in the world brah, no question.
...you can get any type of food, no problems.
...people aren't slow like yous guys down in the south.
...everyone can drive, not slow like this idiots in the south.
...who the fuck needs a car anyways, yous got a bus, train, subway, and cab. Get the fuck outta here.

we know.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:37 AM
Good one Autumn.

Wait, no, since I'm making fun of a buddy, you're calling him a homo. Fine with me bitch.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:38 AM
why the edit, man?

tdurr
09-03-2009, 01:38 AM
I swallow.


fixed
:ninja:

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:39 AM
Which mod did you suck off to edit that autumn?

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:39 AM
Which mod did you suck off to edit that autumn?

none... hahahahahhahahahahahaha

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:40 AM
none... hahahahahhahahahahahaha

That funny?

You should stop by Wal Mart and see if they will sell you a life. You could use one.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:41 AM
That funny?

You should stop by Wal Mart and see if they will sell you a life. You could use one.

i'm good. so who owns that lexus in that sig of yours?

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:42 AM
i'm good. so who owns that lexus in that sig of yours?

The guy you're talking to cunt.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:44 AM
The fag you're talking to sweetie.

Nice one.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:44 AM
Nice one?

Oh yeah, a mod keeps editing my posts, def. my fault.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:45 AM
Nice one?

Oh yeah, a mod keeps editing my posts, def. my fault.

I think it's your true feelings coming out.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:46 AM
I think it's your true feelings coming out.

....right.

Jealous your Lexus is inferior to mine?

tdurr
09-03-2009, 01:48 AM
fyi, her car is on the same level.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:48 AM
....right.

Jealous your Lexus is inferior to mine?

even on your best day, mine is still better on a bad day.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:48 AM
fyi, her car is on the same level.
lol wut

my sc > * > his dream LS.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:49 AM
even on your best day, mine is still better on a bad day.


Wait, my 2003 LS430 is not as good as the Lexus excuse of the SC?

LOLOL.

Top of the line sedan > your 90's coupe.

Also, nice edit.

It's mine. The picture below is proof enough, but I can go right now and take more pictures. I don't give a fuck whether you believe me, I have people on here that can vouch for me. And if you don't believe them, not my problem. I love getting in my nice LS.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:50 AM
Wait, my 2003 LS430 is not as good as the Lexus excuse of the SC?

LOLOL.

Top of the line sedan > your 90's coupe.

Sorry ho.


does "your" LS have hand controls?

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:54 AM
I can take a pic of my 09 impreza right now and say it's mine... LOL.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:55 AM
...hand controls? As in buttons on the steering wheel? Wtf.

Exactly, you don't believe me. I don't give a fuck. It is mine, that's all that matters.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:57 AM
...hand controls? As in buttons on the steering wheel? Wtf.

Exactly, you don't believe me. I don't give a fuck. It is mine, that's all that matters.
i was hinting toward it being your mother's. LOL

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:59 AM
i was hinting toward it being your mother's. LOL

Nah slut, got that Highlander for that shit. No hand controls, nice try though.

Jealous your mom isn't as legit as mine?

I mean from the looks of your skinny looking ass, your mom must have been doing something illegal while you were in the womb.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 02:03 AM
Nah slut, got that Highlander for that shit. No hand controls, nice try though.

Jealous your mom isn't as legit as mine?

I mean from the looks of your skinny looking ass, your mom must have been doing something illegal while you were in the womb.

LOL. so if my mom was doing something illegal while i was in the womb, what in the world was your mom doing to make you so ugly?

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 02:05 AM
LOL. so if my mom was doing something illegal while i was in the womb, what in the world was your mom doing to make you so ugly?

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Was on the phone with sogoodm3 and said, now she'll come back with an ugly comment. Hahahahahaha.

Predictable much you skinny crackbaby piece of shit?

Crazy Asian
09-03-2009, 02:09 AM
hahah autumn saying her SC is better than a LS. HAHAH THATS COMICAL!!!! WOW!!!

sogood
09-03-2009, 02:17 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/xf7n6a.jpg

Zach79zx
09-03-2009, 08:49 AM
:werd:

Buttons
09-03-2009, 09:10 AM
hahah autumn saying her SC is better than a LS. HAHAH THATS COMICAL!!!! WOW!!!
seeing as it isn't his, yes. my sc is better than a make believe LS.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 09:22 AM
seeing as it isn't his, yes. my sc is better than a make believe LS.

LOL, you keep saying it isn't mine.

It's funny, you don't know. You keep saying it isn't mine, yet it is in my sig with my Legend, it is sitting in my driveway right now, and I drive it quite often.

It's ok if you're jealous, I get it. You're making assumptions, when I'm telling a fact. It is my car. Sorry bitch, you lose again.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 09:37 AM
LOL, you keep saying it isn't mine.

It's funny, you don't know. You keep saying it isn't mine, yet it is in my sig with my Legend, it is sitting in my driveway right now, and I drive it quite often.

It's ok if you're jealous, I get it. You're making assumptions, when I'm telling a fact. It is my car. Sorry bitch, you lose again.

Was there a point to you repeating yourself? I can put any car in my driveway and say it's mine. If so, I own a 09 Impreza. Pretty baller.

When you are telling a fact? LOL you couldn't tell the truth even if your family's life depending on it, officer.

One_Bad_SHO
09-03-2009, 09:48 AM
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:12 PM
Was there a point to you repeating yourself? I can put any car in my driveway and say it's mine. If so, I own a 09 Impreza. Pretty baller.

When you are telling a fact? LOL you couldn't tell the truth even if your family's life depending on it, officer.

You're such a stupid bitch. It isn't some car sitting in my driveway you whore. If I was going to bullshit someones car, I'd do something newer or nicer, and not an 09 Impreza.

I can tell the truth anytime I fucking want. Choosing to lie to pathetic inbreds such as yourself isn't a big deal.

Zach79zx
09-03-2009, 01:17 PM
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.


:lmfao:reps

Crazy Asian
09-03-2009, 01:19 PM
seeing as it isn't his, yes. my sc is better than a make believe LS.

I have no idea why you would say that but okay....:thinking::screwy::screwy:

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:21 PM
I have no idea why you would say that but okay....:thinking::screwy::screwy:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Apparently the LS is a make believe car. I never knew.

Crazy Asian
09-03-2009, 01:25 PM
I dont get how a 19 year old car that probably is outdated and beaten up can beat a 6 year old car that has still state of the art equipment and other stuff. Heck her car is worth like what 2-3 grand?

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 01:36 PM
I dont get how a 19 year old car that probably is outdated and beaten up can beat a 6 year old car that has still state of the art equipment and other stuff. Heck her car is worth like what 2-3 grand?

LOL, she is a moron.

So many people back her up for who knows why, because shes a chick I guess, but this is another thread showing why she really isn't very smart.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:42 PM
I dont get how a 19 year old car that probably is outdated and beaten up can beat a 6 year old car that has still state of the art equipment and other stuff. Heck her car is worth like what 2-3 grand?

LOL Wut? Since when is my car 19 years old? 1989/1990? You're an idiot, who obviously can't read.

Crazy Asian
09-03-2009, 01:48 PM
LOL Wut? Since when is my car 19 years old? 1989/1990? You're an idiot, who obviously can't read.

OO 12 year olds. OOO Im sorry. Maybe you are a bit intelligent then I though. I'd still rock the shit out of the LS.

Buttons
09-03-2009, 01:50 PM
OO 12 year olds. OOO I'm sorry. Maybe you are a bit more intelligent than I thought. I'd still rock the shit out of the LS.

i don't like bigger cars :dunno:. i heart sc's.

TheGodfather
09-03-2009, 09:52 PM
OO 12 year olds. OOO Im sorry. Maybe you are a bit intelligent then I though. I'd still rock the shit out of the LS.

So would most people with class.

But since autumn isn't good looking enough to make LS money being a hooker, she has to settle for the inferior SC300.

Sucks to be her I guess.