4.9 cm of pure joy!

[rehab]

So I just got back from my girlfriends' first doctors appointment, and well...

... I never knew a fetus could be so cute at 11 weeks.


Due date is March 16th.
The second greatest thing to ever happen to me. First one was the massive 5pound shit I dropped a few mins ago.

[Catnip]

Oh I thought this was about AnthonyF

[BobbyFresco]

Congrats, Alex.

[rehab]

His nearly microscopic penis could never bring any sort of joy to anything.

[rehab]

Congrats, Alex.


That's not my name, buddy.

You can call me Adolfo or better yet, Adolf Hitler.

[jmmx258]

Congrats!! This ur first?

[rehab]

It's weird that nothing that has ever happened in my life has ever gotten me excited, but today when I first saw that thing that shows the baby it woke something from me. I smilied, got nervous, and felt scared. After a few mins I realized that it was a massive bowl-movement awaiting to erupt.

But yea, I'm also excited about the baby.

[rehab]

Congrats!! This ur first?



Yessir.

Normally I don't post hardcore personal shit on forums, but fuck it. This isn't something someone could ever use on me.

[Atlblkz06]

Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

[BobbyFresco]

That's not my name, buddy.

You can call me Adolfo or better yet, Adolf Hitler.


Orly?
Your IP says otherwise, ese.:lmfao:

[rehab]

Orly?
Your IP says otherwise, ese.:lmfao:



I can change my IP to say that I'm located in Santa Barbara if I wanted to.

Though my name is Alex I would prefer other people not to know that. Hope you can understand, Sir Isacc Turdface.

[BobbyFresco]

I can change my IP to say that I'm located in Santa Barbara if I wanted to.

Though my name is Alex I would prefer other people not to know that. Hope you can understand, Sir Isacc Turdface.


:lmfao:

Culero.

[jmmx258]

Yessir.

Normally I don't post hardcore personal shit on forums, but fuck it. This isn't something someone could ever use on me.
Gotcha! I didn't didn't really get excited through out the pregnancy. The day he was born though, I cried as much or more than my son! lol. It was with no doubt, the most wonderful day of my life!!

[rehab]

Gotcha! I didn't didn't really get excited through out the pregnancy. The day he was born though, I cried as much or more than my son! lol. It was with no doubt, the most wonderful day of my life!!



Haha I know what you're saying. It's been hell here at home with the constant morning sickness from the girl, and although I help around and occasionally help her out with her cravings and whatnot I am still a big jerk. I'm a weird person so even knowing that I am going to be a father I'm sure people would expect for me to change, but I haven't nor do I think I will til it finally comes out.

I hope it's a boy so I can teach him how to be a douche.

[jmmx258]

Her and me right not, dont even live together anymore. She spends a lot of time here, bt we both went back to our parents house. (She got that bad after he was born) We were split up for about 2 weeks, yet still hung out everyday. As of now, we're doing much better.

If that happens, Just wait it out, dont force her into runing back to u. I never thought we'd split up....havin babies fucks women up!

[rehab]

Oh no, we're not having relationship problems.

I just can't stand her morning sickness and constant bitching.

[jmmx258]

Oh no, we're not having relationship problems.

I just can't stand her morning sickness and constant bitching.
Lol,Neither did we, for quite sometime. Until shortly before, and after our son was born.

[Sammich]

Oh I thought this was about AnthonyF
QFT:lmfao:

[AllTheDude]

just leave her now...sounds like your going to have a shitty relationship whether you have a kid or not. Don't let her rope you into marriage cause alimony sucks. On the plus, the kid will be awesome. Specially at 2 am when he/she want to play, eat, and shit.

[Psycho]

So I just got back from my girlfriends' first doctors appointment, and well...

... I never knew a fetus could be so cute at 11 weeks.




You'd be even more surprised at how delicious they are

[Member31410]

Congrats! I just heard about it last weekend.

[stillaneon]

That is cool though. Kinda weird thinking about you being a dad. lol

But it goes in stages.

You find out you're having a baby
Then you find out the Sex
Then they are born

And everyday is something new.

[Julio]

Congrats..

But there is nothing cute about a 11 week old fetus.

lol ..

[Julio]

Congrats..

But there is nothing cute about a 11 week old fetus.

lol ..

[alpine_aw11]

Just make sure you cook up some placenta burgers after she shits it out.

[FlipKing]

I can change my IP to say that I'm located in Santa Barbara if I wanted to.

Though my name is Alex I would prefer other people not to know that. Hope you can understand, Sir Isacc Turdface.


So I was right,lol

[amandDA]

congratulations!