SO I GOT TODAY OFF OF WORK...

[Sammich]

BUT NOT BECAUSE I WAS SCHEDULED OFF...I HAD MY LUNCH AS USUAL, TOOK MY NAP...AND WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY NAP, I HAD THIS SERIOUS HEADACHE...SO I WENT TO THE KITCHEN POPPED TWO EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE PILLS TO TRY TO GET MYSELF READY FOR WORK REAL QUICK. TO NO AVAIL, THE MIGRAINE PWNS ME, I CALL INTO WORK AND I'M LIKE..GIVE ME ABOUT 30MINS FOR THE EXCEDRIN TO TAKE ITS RUN, HE'S LIKE U GOT TIL 4PM AND IF U DNT COME IN DONT WORRY ABOUT IT..I'M LIKE I HOPE I GET TO GET THIS SHIZ DONT WITH...BTU ONCE AGAIN I GET PWNT..I CALL BACK IN TO LET THEM KNOW, YEA IT AINT HAPPENING, BECAUSE ILL SNAP AT SOME CUSTOMERS THAT WANA THROW MONEY ON TEH COUNTER SO I BETTER STAY HOME. SO...I'M AT HOME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, AND I'M CONSIDERING TAKING SOME MORE EXCEDRIN TO GET RID OF MY HEADACHE SO I CAN TRY TO ENJOY THE REST OF MY DAY, ESPECIALLY SINCE I GOT TO WORK TOMORROW:gay:

NOW I CANT GO FISHING TOMORROW:cry:

[oneSLOWex]

first

[nismo_92]

you like fishing?

[oneSLOWex]

i like turtles

[Sammich]

I DONT KNOW YET...I JUST BOUGHT MY SALT AND FRESH WATER LICENSE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. I WANT TO GO ON A CHARTERED BOAT IN TEH OCEAN AND DO THAT BIG FISHING, BUT I WAS GOING TO GO OUT TOMORROW MORNING AND GO FISHING SEEING THAT I TRY TO GET WEDNESDAYS AND SUNDAYS OFF...NOW MY PLAN HAS BEEN SHATTERED BY TEH POWER OF THE RANDOM MIGRAINE.

[lanning]

i like suprise butt sex
fixed

[Sammich]

i like turtleshttp://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r272/allmotorka/I_Love_Lamp.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

sammich when we goin fishin?

http://www.todkena.ru/_ld/55/99740.jpg

[Sammich]

SINCE I'M OFF TODAY I'M ABOUT TO WATCH THIS SEXY INFOMERCIAL OF THESE HOT CHICKS THAT LOSE WEIGHT AND SUPERMODELS THAT DOES THIS 10MIN TRAINER...WHO DOESN'T LOVE LINGERIE MODELS IN LINGERIE SHOWING THIER BODY...ILL TURN BACK AT 4:45..THATS TEH TIME IT SHOWS THEIR PART OF THE TESTIMONIAL

[Sammich]

sammich when we goin fishin?

http://www.todkena.ru/_ld/55/99740.jpgWE GOTA DO IT FOR REAL MAN...I NEED TO GET ME A FISHIN ROD

[mocha latte cupcake]

jay em does not fish samwell....


wallabys do not eat fishes.

[BKgen®]

bass fishin' is the shit. catfish are also full of win. i can't wait for hunting season.

[sogood]

FUCK THAT SHIT GO FISHING TOMORROW ANYWAYS.

[oneSLOWex]

I can build a sand castle without bringing a pale,
And go cat fish fishn and then come up with a whale,
But but you know what that was easy as hell,
Well maybe not the line about me catching a whale,
But if I did it then it's noting and I did it as well,
Probably easy as it is to move slow for a snail,
Did you know I made this beat with my mouth and a bell?
Just a F.Y.I.
I'm F.L.Y.

[Sammich]

jay em does not fish samwell....


wallabys do not eat fishes.
what the weaksos bro? tighten up man, if i come down there w/ a fishing rod, we going fishin..period


bass fishin' is the shit. catfish are also full of win. i can't wait for hunting season.
i hate eating catfish...but if i catch it..ill catch it. i cant wait to go...i may go tonight off the bridge:goodjob:


FUCK THAT SHIT GO FISHING TOMORROW ANYWAYS. lol i need this job right now...i cant do that

[BKgen®]

i hate eating catfish...but if i catch it..ill catch it. i cant wait to go...i may go tonight off the bridge:goodjob:

lol, it's not worth it man. you're too young to die.

[Sammich]

lol, it's not worth it man. you're too young to die.
lulz give me a brake i had a davison moment...poor selection of words...

at least i'm "happen":lmfao:

[TheGodfather]

You have way too many fucking pics in your sig brah.

[Sammich]

ill wait for a mod to tell me to change

[TheGodfather]

ill wait for a mod to tell me to change

I'm telling you to change it son!

[Sammich]

r u mawd
kno