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Subleg4
09-01-2009, 06:03 AM
..wow I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

Elbow
09-01-2009, 06:04 AM
No.

VQ35 Star
09-01-2009, 06:17 AM
Too soon jr.

Subleg4
09-01-2009, 06:19 AM
ehh I just saw it today, i chuckled at it nonetheless

TheGodfather
09-01-2009, 06:21 AM
Would have been a better thread had you actually hit the bitch.

Firefightin_tC
09-01-2009, 06:25 AM
I still laughed.

osnap
09-01-2009, 07:10 AM
welcome to the internet. enjoy your stay.

oneSLOWex
09-01-2009, 07:12 AM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/squinty_4.png

BobbyFresco
09-01-2009, 07:20 AM
*dislike*

oneSLOWex
09-01-2009, 07:20 AM
*dislike*

you get that same 404 message when you tried to find the funny?

BobbyFresco
09-01-2009, 07:23 AM
you get that same 404 message when you tried to find the funny?

I'm thinking about hiring a psychic to find the funny...

punkr6
09-01-2009, 07:24 AM
I hate this post, just saying...

oneSLOWex
09-01-2009, 07:24 AM
I'm thinking about hiring a psychic to find the funny...

LOL maybe they will have some luck

browningboy7
09-01-2009, 07:25 AM
I'm thinking about hiring a psychic to find the funny...


http://thebluesite.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/psych022.jpg

AnthonyF
09-01-2009, 07:43 AM
Some1 JUST did this a few days ago. So I agree with the "too soon junior" comment and I also agree with thegodfather, would have been much better if you actually hit the cunt.

-Ant.

b@d @pple
09-01-2009, 07:58 AM
no

TSiFTW
09-01-2009, 08:02 AM
Damn for a minute I thought Chris Brown was a member of IA. But then :no:

oneSLOWex
09-01-2009, 08:03 AM
Damn for a minute I thought Chris Brown was a member of IA. But then :no:

:lmfao: LOL

Tracy
09-01-2009, 08:05 AM
repost

J-ROCK
09-01-2009, 08:11 AM
dammit i read the whole fuckin thing before i caught on

Jason..
09-01-2009, 08:21 AM
Would have been a better thread had you actually hit the bitch.X2

Catnip
09-01-2009, 08:22 AM
Would have been a better thread had you actually hit the bitch.

+1

Ed
09-01-2009, 08:36 AM
not funny copypasta

umairejaz
09-01-2009, 08:45 AM
Holly sh*t I'm usually really good at catching these, and I did the last one a few days ago... but you got me! Reps, :lmao:

Tiff-O-Bitties
09-01-2009, 09:30 AM
Repost.

xxbckiexx
09-01-2009, 09:31 AM
oddly enough, this is a repost, and not to mention way too soon after my bel air success. Nice try though junior. It would've been OK had you made up your own story and fresh princed us, but you just copy pasted.. :no:

Kasper
09-01-2009, 09:33 AM
I was gonna say.. isnt this a repost?

Sammich
09-01-2009, 09:33 AM
REPOST JUNIOR

Jason..
09-01-2009, 09:40 AM
REPOST JUNIORYou being black is a repost..

ShooterMcGavin
09-01-2009, 11:18 AM
fuckin retarded. reps given.

blackboi50
09-01-2009, 11:21 AM
i smiled......1

BobbyFresco
09-01-2009, 11:34 AM
You being black is a repost..

Your post about Sammich being black is a repost...

xxbckiexx
09-01-2009, 11:40 AM
Your post about Sammich being black is a repost...

your post about jason calling sammich black being a repost is a repost...

BobbyFresco
09-01-2009, 11:43 AM
your post about jason calling sammich black being a repost is a repost...

You jumping off the Sear's Tower with a pinless grenade in each hand and a rattlesnake around your neck would in fact, not be a repost.

Get to it.


:tongue1:

90_ACCORD
09-01-2009, 11:44 AM
stupid

Jecht
09-01-2009, 12:14 PM
:lmao:

Hulud
09-01-2009, 12:15 PM
i took him down a (green) peg

Echonova
09-01-2009, 01:16 PM
i took him down a (green) pegI sent an extremely gay image to his rep box which is still less gay than this thread.













































~Hulud will use his mod powers to check... I got 5 on it~

Echonova
09-01-2009, 01:31 PM
Pay up Hulud

1SICKLEX
09-01-2009, 08:05 PM
http://www.motivationpics.com/images/you_fail_at_failing.jpg

ItsBlack
09-01-2009, 08:10 PM
Gawd Dammit -_-

but I will save this to post on another forum

BKgen®
09-01-2009, 08:12 PM
bwahahaha epic fail. methinks you deserve a ban Friday nomination for these shenanigans.

BobbyFresco
09-01-2009, 08:18 PM
bwahahaha epic fail. methinks you deserve a ban Friday nomination for these shenanigans.


x2.

SiRed94
09-01-2009, 09:11 PM
I wish that you had mod powers so that you could ban yourself for me.

slostang
09-01-2009, 09:28 PM
i knew what this was before opening it.

JDMbabe
09-01-2009, 09:29 PM
that was cute haaa

DieselNuts
09-01-2009, 10:41 PM
repost

Yeah, from about 2 years ago...

02SloWrx
09-02-2009, 01:49 AM
I read the last part before reading anythine else. fool

Magnus213
09-02-2009, 02:01 AM
Went from the third line to the end, and sure enough...

0p7!mu5
09-02-2009, 02:21 AM
And there goes 3 minutes of my life I coulda spent getting grub gone to a joke gone wrong...

qwick
09-02-2009, 02:43 AM
lame

Kevykev
09-02-2009, 07:25 AM
That was good, I'm smart i scrolled down after the 2nd paragraph looking for the bel air part.

I'm SMART BITCH!

ShooterMcGavin
09-02-2009, 10:04 AM
I wish that you had mod powers so that you could ban yourself for me.

mods can't ban each other or themselves, looks like you're partaking in the fail yourself :P

Dracc
09-02-2009, 12:07 PM
GAWD DAMNIT!