Just disabled an armed robber in Chick-fil-a... Thank God I'm alive..

[xxbckiexx]

Well, I just spent the last 2 hours in the police station and got interviewed by 3 different news crews. Those of you in Atlanta can watch it on the big 3 channels at 11. I'm ok other than a busted knuckle.

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=chick+fil+alpharetta&fb=1&split=1&gl=us&ei=ED-YStm3A4fozQT04_H6CQ&sll=34.039675,-84.293664&sspn=0.127201,0.144919&sig2=QTqsupB68Mr_VRaBN6dCBg&cd=3&usq=chick+fil&geocode=FVOIBwIdvNz5-g&cid=7437147774623685232&li=lmd

that's the chick fil a

Holy chit talk about nuts.. I was on my lunch break and decided to head into town to grab some Chick-fil-a. I was going to go through the drive thru, but I was starving and wanted to eat inside. I go in and everything seems perfectly normal. There are about three people in line in front of me and a teenage couple behind me. Just as the first guy is turning around to go to his seat, I hear a male voice shout "Get the fuk on the floor NOW!" The teenage girl screamed and as I turned around, I saw this mid 50's White guy butt her in the face with what looked like a sawed off 12 gauge Remington shotgun. Everyone quickly started hitting the floor as I helped her sit up. I don't know why I did what I did next, but instead of laying down like everyone else (I was on one knee), I sprang up and grabbed the barrel, well the pump, of the the shotgun. I slammed it right into the bridge of his nose. The guy fell back into the trash cans (Letting go of the weapon). At this point I totally blacked out and kicked guy square in the face about 4 times. He was out of it, but he said one thing- "Where the fuk did you come from?!!" I looked at this POS and said- In West Philadelphia born and raised, On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max and relaxin' shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple o' guys that were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighboorhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your antie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, license plate said FRESH, had a dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Man, forget it." Yo-holmes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Peace holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.

[Cameron.]

gay.

[stillaneon]

Damn/.

It's been a while since I have seen one of these


Reps

[nismo_92]

good thing you ok

[Ms Dollar]

Did any of the above actually take place today? The Fresh Prince part makes me wanna call bs.

Edit:
If it really did happen, congrats on being a hero. Some people don't have the balls to do something like that.

If it didn't happen, well it's a good story either way.

[Cameron.]

:Dmsglength

[nismo_92]

x2 lol
Did any of the above actually take place today? The Fresh Prince part makes me wanna call bs.

[punkr6]

reps

[stillaneon]

you guys have to be kidding me

[lanning]

your a mother fucker for making me read all that- love carlton

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-2SEU39Z2wo/Sa9v7Jrm9hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/MQmZzo5q_uY/s400/fresh-prince-carlton-banks-400a111306.jpg

[browningboy7]

Really guys? lolol. The fresh prince shit has been going on longer then getting rick rolled.

[xxbckiexx]

gay.

_██_
(ಠ_ృ ) riveting tale, chap.

[Cameron.]

i see the face

[AnthonyF]

Some of you people are retarded.

-Ant.

[xxbckiexx]

In reality, I was chillin' in my car....




you know- the one I spent all day waxin'.

[Jason..]

neg reps for you.

[AnthonyF]

BTW-my + reps over whelm ya'lls negs.

-Ant.

[Catnip]

lmfao @ the dumbfucks in this thread.

[FAM0U5]

So xxbckiexx is will smith, I have to say I kinda always knew that S/N gave it away.. lol jk

[ironchef]

I LOL'ed!

[xxbckiexx]

neg reps for you.

you're just mad because you fell for it and then saw the fresh prince and went.. http://smiliesftw.com/x/ffffffuuuuuuuuuu.gif

[EJ25RUN]

Did any of the above actually take place today? The Fresh Prince part makes me wanna call bs.

Edit:
If it really did happen, congrats on being a hero. Some people don't have the balls to do something like that.

If it didn't happen, well it's a good story either way.

This post makes me happy i stayed in college.

[BobbyFresco]

Did any of the above actually take place today? The Fresh Prince part makes me wanna call bs.

Edit:
If it really did happen, congrats on being a hero. Some people don't have the balls to do something like that.

If it didn't happen, well it's a good story either way.


Please tell me you're joking.

[oneSLOWex]

http://smiliesftw.com/x/Squinty1k.png

[umairejaz]

OLD

[xxbckiexx]

OLD

_██_
(ಠ_ృ ) riveting tale, chap.

[AnthonyF]

This post makes me happy i stayed in college.College has nothing to do with that guy. lol

-Ant.

[Ms Dollar]

Please tell me you're joking.

I know I have blond moments, but I'm not stupid. :goodjob:

Besides if it really did happen do you think they would wait until 11 tonight to put it on the news? I think not.



This post makes me happy i stayed in college.

I genuinely appreciate your concern for my education, but how about next time you can just leave your comments to yourself. If I feel like I need your feedback on something I'll be sure to let you know. Mmmkay? Thanks :D

[xxbckiexx]

College has nothing to do with that guy. lol

-Ant.

i concur, it's more of a highschool eduction requirement.

[xxbckiexx]

I genuinely appreciate your concern for my education, but how about next time you can just leave your comments to yourself. If I feel like I need your feedback on something I'll be sure to let you know. Mmmkay? Thanks :D

EJ25RUN IS HIT AND DOWN FOR THE COUNT.

YOU JUST GOT OWNED BY A DIMWITTED BLOND ( who claims to be brunette so people won't make fun of her as much), HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

[Catnip]

I know I have blond moments, but I'm not stupid. :goodjob:

Besides if it really did happen do you think they would wait until 11 tonight to put it on the news? I think not.




I genuinely appreciate your concern for my education, but how about next time you can just leave your comments to yourself. If I feel like I need your feedback on something I'll be sure to let you know. Mmmkay? Thanks :D
blonde?

[lanning]

I know I have BLONDE moments, but I'm not stupid. :goodjob:

Besides if it really did happen do you think they would wait until 11 tonight to put it on the news? I think not.




I genuinely appreciate your concern for my education, but how about next time you can just leave your comments to yourself. If I feel like I need your feedback on something I'll be sure to let you know. Mmmkay? Thanks :D
FIXED

[xxbckiexx]

blonde?

dumb? blond also works.

blond

 http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/audio.html/lunaWAV/B04/B0420500) /blɒnd/ http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/IPA_pron_key.html) Show Spelled Pronunciation (http://Show%20Spelled%20Pronunciation) [blond] http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/Spell_pron_key.html) Show IPA (http://Show%20IPA) adjective, -er, -est, noun Use blond in a Sentence (http://ask.reference.com/web?q=Use+blond+in+a+Sentence&qsrc=2892&o=101993)

See web results for blond (http://ask.reference.com/web?q=blond&o=100049)

See images of blond (http://ask.reference.com/pictures?q=blond&o=100049)

–adjective 1. (of hair, skin, etc.) light-colored: the child's soft blond curls. 2. (of a person) having light-colored hair and skin. 3. (of furniture wood) light in tone.
–noun 4. a blond person.

[lanning]

blonde?
DAMN EYES GOTS NINJAD

[Ms Dollar]

EJ25RUN IS HIT AND DOWN FOR THE COUNT.

YOU JUST GOT OWNED BY A DIMWITTED BLOND ( who claims to be brunette so people won't make fun of her as much), HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

Since you only have 93 posts on here I'll let it go that you called me and I quote "A DIMWITTED BLOND". No I am not blond, yes I am brunette, and just in case you were wondering no I am not "DIMWITTED".

[stillaneon]

I genuinely appreciate your concern for my education, but how about next time you can just leave your comments to yourself. If I feel like I need your feedback on something I'll be sure to let you know. Mmmkay? Thanks :D


Or you could just post in a public forum

[xxbckiexx]

DAMN EYES GOTS NINJAD

you and catshit need to learn the basic english. now you both look like fools when it could've just been one of you.

[xxbckiexx]

Since you only have 93 posts on here I'll let it go that you called me and I quote "A DIMWITTED BLOND". No I am not blond, yes I am brunette, and just in case you were wondering no I am not "DIMWITTED".

the pondering of whether or not you were dimwitted stopped with your original post. it was no longer an unanswered question. thank you for your concern about my thoughts, however.

[BobbyFresco]

I know I have blond moments, but I'm not stupid. :goodjob:

Besides if it really did happen do you think they would wait until 11 tonight to put it on the news? I think not.



Seriously?




S
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L
Y?

[xxbckiexx]

Seriously?




S
E
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I
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L
Y?





http://blog.schalanda.name/uploads/owl6_ya-srsly.jpg

[Ms Dollar]

you and catshit need to learn the basic english. now you both look like fools with it could've just been one of you.

By the looks of your above "sentence" you have no room to be telling anyone to learn "the basic english".

[xxbckiexx]

By the lookingness of your above "sentence" you have no room to be telling anyone to learn "the basic english".

way to change one word in my post to make it seem like i fucked up. i can do it too, look.

or maybe you were referring to the fact that i didn't use capital letters and an apostrophe for my conjunctions.

[AnthonyF]

By the looks of your above "sentence" you have no room to be telling anyone to learn "the basic english".

English..and Grammar are 2 different things.

-Ant.

[BobbyFresco]

I mean.............
































































































S
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R
I
O
U
S
L
Y
?

[Ms Dollar]

way to change one word in my post to make it seem like i fucked up. i can do it too, look.

I didn't do anything to your post, but good try! :goodjob:

[xxbckiexx]

English..and Grammar are 2 different things.

-Ant.

bravo, ol chap, bravo.

[xxbckiexx]

I didn't do anything to your post, but good try! :goodjob:

clearly you did, if you look at my original post, it says something different. but good try! :goodjob:

[Catnip]

dumb? blond also works.

blond

 http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/audio.html/lunaWAV/B04/B0420500) /blɒnd/ http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/IPA_pron_key.html) Show Spelled Pronunciation (http://show%20spelled%20pronunciation/) [blond] http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/Spell_pron_key.html) Show IPA (http://show%20ipa/) adjective, -er, -est, noun Use blond in a Sentence (http://ask.reference.com/web?q=Use+blond+in+a+Sentence&qsrc=2892&o=101993)

See web results for blond (http://ask.reference.com/web?q=blond&o=100049)

See images of blond (http://ask.reference.com/pictures?q=blond&o=100049)

–adjective 1. (of hair, skin, etc.) light-colored: the child's soft blond curls. 2. (of a person) having light-colored hair and skin. 3. (of furniture wood) light in tone.
–noun 4. a blond person.




Some writers of English may continue to distinguish between the masculine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masculinity) blond and the feminine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femininity) blonde[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#cite_note-AHBEU-1) and, as such, it is one of the few adjectives in English with separate masculine and feminine forms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_gender). Many writers use the spellings interchangeably; however, most use the spelling "blonde" for both males and females[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#cite_note-2). The word, especially the feminine blonde form, is also often used as a noun to refer to a woman with blonde hair, but American Heritage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Heritage_Dictionary_of_the_English_La nguage)'s Book of English Usage propounds that this particular employment of the term is an example of a "sexist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexism) stereotype: that women are primarily defined by their physical characteristics". [2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#cite_note-AHBEU-1) (Another hair color word of French origin, brunet(te) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_hair), also functions in the same way in orthodox English.)



Fuck wit it.

[Ms Dollar]

English..and Grammar are 2 different things.

-Ant.

Having proper grammar is a fundamental part of learning the English language. The two go hand in hand.

[xxbckiexx]

Fuck wit it.

they are both applicable, dipshit. thank you for proving my point. i was just letting you know that you "correction" was unneeded. logic fallacy ftw? great job. now you look like twice the idiot.

[AnthonyF]

WHAT?!?!?!
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/huge_ugh-1.gif

[BobbyFresco]

Having proper grammar is a fundamental part of learning the English language. The two go hand in hand.

What about literacy and comprehension...?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?


I mean....





SERIOUSLY?????

[Catnip]

they are both applicable, dipshit. thank you for proving my point. i was just letting you know that you "correction" was unneeded. logic fallacy ftw? great job. now you look like twice the idiot.

My original post was question form. You, however, taking offense to a post not even directed at you makes you seem like you're compensating...



LIL MEAT?

[xxbckiexx]

What about literacy and comprehension...?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?


I mean....





SERIOUSLY?????


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[lanning]

the only win in this thread
http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-panties.jpg

[Ms Dollar]

clearly you did, if you look at my original post, it says something different. but good try! :goodjob:

Maybe you went back and edited your original post, because if I was going to do that and fuck with what you said I would have fessed up. Way to be an asshole. :2up: People decided to take what I said from the beginning and run with it and this thread could have been over 2 pages ago. I should have known that the whole time I was not on this forum that dumbshits were taking over.

[AnthonyF]

Having proper grammar is a fundamental part of learning the English language. The two go hand in hand.What? I think bobby destroyed you. ;)
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/Manifold.jpg

-Ant.

[sogood]

Your an hero.

[Ms Dollar]

the only win in this thread
http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-panties.jpg

+reps for Megan Fox. :goodjob:

[xxbckiexx]

My original post was question form. You, however, taking offense to a post not even directed at you makes you seem like you're compensating...



LIL MEAT?

your question was to imply that she was using the wrong word. hence "blonde?" as if she was incorrect. Me taking offense? I just wanted to point out your stupidity, when trying to correct someone, at least make sure your "correction" is actually a CORRECTION.

resorting to the size of my package is a logic fallacy and ad hominem. When you've lost a witted battle, why not retort to things you know absolutely nothing about?

Makes perfect sense. Way to go chump. You're going far in life.

[xxbckiexx]

Maybe you went back and edited your original post, because if I was going to do that and fuck with what you said I would have fessed up. Way to be an asshole. :2up: People decided to take what I said from the beginning and run with it and this thread could have been over 2 pages ago. I should have known that the whole time I was not on this forum that dumbshits were taking over.

If i edited my post it would be clearly labeled with a time stamp, and say that i edited it. Do not blame other people for your gullibility. This is only your own fault. Just leave the thread and no further harm will come to your "intellect"

[§treet_§peed]

http://www.freewebs.com/zeldasign/o%20rly.bmp

[BobbyFresco]

Maybe you went back and edited your original post, because if I was going to do that and fuck with what you said I would have fessed up. Way to be an asshole. :2up: People decided to take what I said from the beginning and run with it and this thread could have been over 2 pages ago. I should have known that the whole time I was not on this forum that dumbshits were taking over.


LOLERSKATES....




IRONY.
WWW.DICTIONARY.COM (http://www.DICTIONARY.COM)

[Ms Dollar]

What? I think bobby destroyed you. ;)


-Ant.

Destroyed me? Sure. Does that mean I am supposed to go cry now? :cry:

[xxbckiexx]

LOLERSKATES....




IRONY.
WWW.DICTIONARY.COM (http://www.DICTIONARY.COM)

i almost posted that exact same thing. lolololol

[lanning]

http://www.freewebs.com/zeldasign/o%20rly.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/guitarduke/lol-wut-ho.jpg

[xxbckiexx]

Destroyed me? Sure. Does that mean I am supposed to go cry now? :cry:

more along the lines of stop talking and click the "log out" button at the top right. do us all a favor. thanks.

[Catnip]

your question was to imply that she was using the wrong word. hence "blonde?" as if she was incorrect. Me taking offense? I just wanted to point out your stupidity, when trying to correct someone, at least make sure your "correction" is actually a CORRECTION.

resorting to the size of my package is a logic fallacy and ad hominem. When you've lost a witted battle, why not retort to things you know absolutely nothing about?

Makes perfect sense. Way to go chump. You're going far in life.

My IMPLICATIONS; your ASSUMPTIONS.

I could've been looking for an answer as to how to correctly spell it for all you know.

GG ass.

Umptor.

[§treet_§peed]

http://www.nine2000.com/thon07/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hahaha-wut.jpg

[xxbckiexx]

My IMPLICATIONS; your ASSUMPTIONS.

I could've been looking for an answer as to how to correctly spell it for all you know.

GG ass.

Umptor.

now you're back peddling. in hopes that you can save yourself from looking like a fool. just quit while you're ahead. at this point, we all know you're full of shit.

[lanning]

...

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/195/7/7/LOL_WUT_by_OneAzureSky.jpg

[BobbyFresco]

I need to stop fucking with this girl lest I be accused of comporting myself like a misogynistic asshole, which I'm far from.

[BKgen®]

lolol

[Catnip]

now you're back peddling. in hopes that you can save yourself from looking like a fool. just quit while you're ahead. at this point, we all know you're full of shit.

Oh, is someone in a corner?

[§treet_§peed]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/i-see-wut-ur-doin-there.jpg
http://catmas.com/images/2007/07/wut-is-your-wishes.jpg
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/2/wut128621448298037206.jpg
http://lolsquirrels.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/wut-u-got-a-problem.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/wut-u-mean-i-miss-caturday.jpg
http://meowcheese.com/files/lolpics/2008/06/wut-do-u-meen-u-eated-my-cheez-.jpg

[xxbckiexx]

Oh, is someone in a corner?

yea.. you are. hence why i said you were back peddling.. into a corner.. are you really this stupid or are you just trying extra hard to make me think less of you? i can't even argue with you anymore, you're too god damn dumb.

[Catnip]

yea.. you are. hence why i said you were back peddling.. into a corner.. are you really this stupid or are you just trying extra hard to make me think less of you? i can't even argue with you anymore, you're too god damn dumb.

I'm in the corner because you have no witty come-back?

LOL. Right. GTFO with your little ego.

you --> http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/Cornered_20Kitten-749541.jpg <-- me

[§treet_§peed]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/SH8qXeBtalI/AAAAAAAADIw/NFJAa9_OPLc/s400/funny-pictures-cat-puts-up-with-naked-man.jpg

[Jason..]

you're just mad because you fell for it and then saw the fresh prince and went.. http://smiliesftw.com/x/ffffffuuuuuuuuuu.gifDo u see neg?

[thegovanator]

I hate the op sooooo much, before I started reading this I had a feeling it would be a bel-air roll

[Elbow]

WOW, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

LMFAO.

[SmackedInATL]

So how was the sandwich? My fries are always cold there...

[americanctm]

haha i was enthralled, you had me going. I laughed so reps

[§treet_§peed]

i honestly despise chick-fil-a except for their breakfast which has always been half way descent.

[hondachik]

soo...i miss teh good arguments?

[1SICKLEX]

Do u get free chicken?

[x Resilience]

Honestly, some people need to get the fuck off of IA. Of course it was a god damn joke, holy shit people.

Reps to OP, been a while since one of these.

[Ms Dollar]

Do u get free chicken?

I got free chicken at work tonight :bump:

[x Resilience]

I got free chicken at work tonight :bump:

You can get this fat sausage right now :bump:

[Me86Rob]

Some of you people are retarded.

-Ant.

what do you mean YOU PEOPLE

[Atlblkz06]

Coming from this guy its probably a load of shit...

[Humphrizzle]

Lol

[xxbckiexx]

So how was the sandwich? My fries are always cold there...

shit was delicious.

[amandDA]

i was like wow... til i read the last part.

[xxbckiexx]

Coming from this guy its probably a load of shit...

glad you caught on so quickly. :no:

[MR2DR]

werd. I thought that shit was weird since that chikfila is in the middle of white suburbia.
not a bad idea to rob that chik fila though.. right next to 400..

[xxbckiexx]

I'm in the corner because you have no witty come-back?

LOL. Right. GTFO with your little ego.

you --> http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/Cornered_20Kitten-749541.jpg <-- me

you really are just too stupid to insult.

[Sammich]

repsrofl:lmfao:

[Jecht]

I lol'd.

[1SICKLEX]

http://static.blogo.it/cineblog/24401FamilyGuyPetervChickenPosters.jpg

[Firefightin_tC]

Damnit, I LIRL

[VQ35 Star]

Are you seriously arguing over grammer?
lol.