Live Chat Christian Site Needs IA's attention...

[MachNU]

Eh. That forum is kinda boring anyway...We need to find one with lesser restrictions and more action.

Anyone have any suggestions?

lol i have one, but its kinda a racist obama forum, and you will get banned pretty quick. MCE trolled them hard a few weeks ago and people where getting banned within minutes!

[BobbyFresco]

You're preaching to the wrong congregation there sunshine. This is a thread made to disrupt the axis of a Christian website.

Amen.:lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

http://www.christianforums.com/

[BobbyFresco]

It should be a forum with little to no moderation and a decent number of members....

[MachNU]

http://www.christianforums.com/

Members: 248,441

Fuck me!

[§treet_§peed]

^ no they will not unless you marry them. and polygamy is illegal in georgia.

[MachNU]

^ no they will not unless you marry them. and polygamy is illegal in georgia.

:lmao: smartass!

[roxie911]

Fornication is illegal too :)

[§treet_§peed]

lol i remember when i was younger i used to go to this church i was like 14-16. i mainly went there to get ass from these 4 girls i knew. bad i know but hey what the fuck you know. anyways, i remember i was flirting with this one girl and a older guy came up to my cause i was in my car smoking a cigar and he was like...." A VERGIN WHOOOOOORE IS WORSE THAN A REAL WHOOOOOORE. DOES YER PARENTS KNOW YOUR SMOKING? "

Me.... "Ya my grandpa bought these for me."


he walked away all pissy and shit.

[koi]

Anyone notice the Pornography Addiction Support forum?

Someone should start talking about there love for goats.

[§treet_§peed]

Fornication is illegal too :)only within the city limits ;) :D:idb:

[§treet_§peed]

Anyone notice the Pornography Addiction Support forum?

Someone should start talking about there love for goats.BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

[MachNU]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

if only we could get our names approved I am going to start threads instead of hanging around in the chatroom this time!

[§treet_§peed]

where is it btw

[MachNU]

where is it btw

have to be a member to see the rest of the sections!

[§treet_§peed]

damn now i really think they are on to us....

[02SloWrx]

You're preaching to the wrong congregation there sunshine. This is a thread made to disrupt the axis of a Christian website.

Who is preaching? I just said explained to the idiot why muslim ppl go down on their knees. I really hate to talk about religion, because in my mind, no one is wrong. Its just a belief that most of use choose to follow.

[§treet_§peed]

have to be a member to see the rest of the sections!fucking queer......

[§treet_§peed]

Who is preaching? I just said explained to the idiot why muslim ppl go down on their knees. I really hate to talk about religion, because in my mind, no one is wrong. Its just a belief that most of use choose to follow.hey i was being honest and telling the truth. Muslims do get on the knees a lot

[speedminded]

http://www.christiansinglesforums.com/

[MachNU]

http://www.christiansinglesforums.com/

LOL whats your plan there, theres 0 members on! :lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

video example http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK4MxwGlGwg

[§treet_§peed]

http://www.christianforums.com/ im telling you lets do that next

[thegovanator]

System Message
You have been banned for the following reason:
Disputing Gods word, and preaching muslim

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

[§treet_§peed]

Fail

[MachNU]

System Message
You have been banned for the following reason:
Disputing Gods word, and preaching muslim

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Well dam! thats fucked up! :lmfao:

[02SloWrx]

System Message
You have been banned for the following reason:
Disputing Gods word, and preaching muslim

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Thats my boy. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[02SloWrx]

hey i was being honest and telling the truth. Muslims do get on the knees a lot

Hey you. well hey. You're right. :2up:

[thegovanator]

Haha I didn't know that you could preach a group of people I thought you had to preach Islam, but whatever these fuckers were crazy.

[MongolPup]

Haha I didn't know that you could preach a group of people I thought you had to preach Islam, but whatever these fuckers were crazy.

I was about to post something to that effect.

[hondachik]

who is DeeperStill?

I wanted to be DaLoveBelow :idb:

[thegovanator]

How's it looking in there? Are they still boring as all get out?

[§treet_§peed]

this damn site cock blocked me. i was trying to get a few numbers damnit. i was gonna offer some private sessions.

[00CelicaGT]

Dear Jailedkristian,

Thank you for registering at the Christian Chat Rooms & Forums. Before we can activate your account one last step must be taken to complete your registration.

[jdm>usdm]

this damn site cock blocked me. i was trying to get a few numbers damnit. i was gonna offer some private sessions.



Dude me too.

I had them hoes pm'n me left and right.

[thegovanator]

^haha

[MongolPup]

I think my name FINALLY got registered.

[§treet_§peed]

mine hasn't neither of them :( i SAY THOSE CHRISTIANS ARE RACIST!!!! THEY BE DISCRIMINATIN AND SHIT!!!!!

[MongolPup]

Nevermind it wasn't from them. I'm sure they shut down registration. How is are they supposed to save people if they can't sign up?

Highlights, and I didn't fix any grammar etc. Wouldn't want to steal their thunder!

Here is a thread about a woman who was a lesbian but was then saved. She became a lesbian because when she was young a boy "broke her heart". But then the Lord appeared and made her straight again.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5549

This dude wants to know why he is 20 and has never been kissed. IT'S BECAUSE GOD OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T BLESS YOU WITH A NON DEFECTIVE FACE OR BRAIN SON.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=2293

Here is a list he made about himself:
Personalty:
I'm nice.
loyal
respect(I actually look at a girl's face when I'm talking to a girl, and not her breasts)
sincere
I listen to what girls have to say, and actually care what they are feeling and saying.
trusting
honest
smart
I'm shy
I have low self confidence
I have perverted mind, and like perverted jokes, though I don't act on the pervertedness.
I like touching when it comes to girls(Nothing sexual till married) Just stuff like hugs.
I'm very lonely.
I have OCD(Around 80% contained, yay God): http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
GAD(Around 80% contained, yay Jesus): http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
ADD(Not bad enough to cause any real problems): http://www.add-adhd.org/ADHD_attention-d...
TMJ: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomand...
Social Anxiety: http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
and a touch of depression(Probably connected to my lonelyness.).

LOL SON YOU ARE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD! He posts a whole list about himself like it matters on the internet.

Here is a poll about if it's okay to have sex before marriage. As you all know, God only wants you to have sex in the missionary position AFTER you get married.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=3523

Here are the results (some people are going to hell!):
yes 7 5.19%
no 124 91.85%
yes...if commited 2 1.48%
yes...if engaged 2 1.48%

Here, someone asks if it is okay to date in high school. Heavenly Father, let a girl see past my pimples and tiny dick.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?p=114882#post114882

Sure, dating is Ok as long as you're Careful 14 56.00%
I think it's for the Better to wait until After high School so you're more Serious 11 44.00%

The best post in the thread is this one from an idiot wearing sunglasses inside.

"Wait. Hands down.

High school kids are stupid. period.
I was one, we all were, no one can deny it.

And you shouldnt be "dating" (kissing, etc etc etc) anyone til your ready to be a married man/woman anyways.

/DONE"

This girl wrote a poem asking God to make her beautiful.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5606

This woman asks that God gives her the house across the street, because the current tenets are moving out of it. Uh what?
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5618

I can't make sense of this one. Maybe the story is as stupid as I think it is, or maybe God didn't grant this woman the power of communication.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5326

This woman needs God to clear her husband, he is "addicted to porn,drugs,lies".
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=3017

This child of God "but i actually dont love real people. I only love Anime girls." has to be a troll. Here is the thread anyway. He isn't gay, he just doesn't like real girls.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5449

Here is a discussion on how NOT to tell your kids about birth control because abstinence only education is the only way, and if they don't listen then it's their fault for getting pregnant etc and they got what they deserved.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=436

Here is about a woman's son who is going to hell. Err I mean he had sex. A lot of great role models weigh in, like a woman who was married at 20 to a guy she admits had "a lot of partners". Get your weight up.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=1821

Chea. Here is a thread about how God told women to stay in the kitchen. "What does this mean to you? Do you believe this means women must submit to their husbands in that they shouldn't comprimise, disagree, or tell them no?"
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=4618

[hondachik]

lulz for years @ mongol pup. You just made me want to go register. Lulz @ the problems & topics these people have. Majority of them sound more interesting than half the shit on IA.

[hondachik]

Yay. I'm registered as DaLoveBelow. Only took me 2 mins to complete everything.

[BobbyFresco]

:lmfao:


Mongol...:bow:

[hondachik]

So I can't have sex in the missionary positions now? :(

[speedminded]

Nevermind it wasn't from them. I'm sure they shut down registration. How is are they supposed to save people if they can't sign up?

Highlights, and I didn't fix any grammar etc. Wouldn't want to steal their thunder!

Here is a thread about a woman who was a lesbian but was then saved. She became a lesbian because when she was young a boy "broke her heart". But then the Lord appeared and made her straight again.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5549

This dude wants to know why he is 20 and has never been kissed. IT'S BECAUSE GOD OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T BLESS YOU WITH A NON DEFECTIVE FACE OR BRAIN SON.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=2293

Here is a list he made about himself:
Personalty:
I'm nice.
loyal
respect(I actually look at a girl's face when I'm talking to a girl, and not her breasts)
sincere
I listen to what girls have to say, and actually care what they are feeling and saying.
trusting
honest
smart
I'm shy
I have low self confidence
I have perverted mind, and like perverted jokes, though I don't act on the pervertedness.
I like touching when it comes to girls(Nothing sexual till married) Just stuff like hugs.
I'm very lonely.
I have OCD(Around 80% contained, yay God): http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
GAD(Around 80% contained, yay Jesus): http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
ADD(Not bad enough to cause any real problems): http://www.add-adhd.org/ADHD_attention-d...
TMJ: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomand...
Social Anxiety: http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide...
and a touch of depression(Probably connected to my lonelyness.).

LOL SON YOU ARE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD! He posts a whole list about himself like it matters on the internet.

Here is a poll about if it's okay to have sex before marriage. As you all know, God only wants you to have sex in the missionary position AFTER you get married.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=3523

Here are the results (some people are going to hell!):
yes 7 5.19%
no 124 91.85%
yes...if commited 2 1.48%
yes...if engaged 2 1.48%

Here, someone asks if it is okay to date in high school. Heavenly Father, let a girl see past my pimples and tiny dick.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?p=114882#post114882

Sure, dating is Ok as long as you're Careful 14 56.00%
I think it's for the Better to wait until After high School so you're more Serious 11 44.00%

The best post in the thread is this one from an idiot wearing sunglasses inside.

"Wait. Hands down.

High school kids are stupid. period.
I was one, we all were, no one can deny it.

And you shouldnt be "dating" (kissing, etc etc etc) anyone til your ready to be a married man/woman anyways.

/DONE"

This girl wrote a poem asking God to make her beautiful.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5606

This woman asks that God gives her the house across the street, because the current tenets are moving out of it. Uh what?
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5618

I can't make sense of this one. Maybe the story is as stupid as I think it is, or maybe God didn't grant this woman the power of communication.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5326

This woman needs God to clear her husband, he is "addicted to porn,drugs,lies".
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=3017

This child of God "but i actually dont love real people. I only love Anime girls." has to be a troll. Here is the thread anyway. He isn't gay, he just doesn't like real girls.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5449

Here is a discussion on how NOT to tell your kids about birth control because abstinence only education is the only way, and if they don't listen then it's their fault for getting pregnant etc and they got what they deserved.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=436

Here is about a woman's son who is going to hell. Err I mean he had sex. A lot of great role models weigh in, like a woman who was married at 20 to a guy she admits had "a lot of partners". Get your weight up.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=1821

Chea. Here is a thread about how God told women to stay in the kitchen. "What does this mean to you? Do you believe this means women must submit to their husbands in that they shouldn't comprimise, disagree, or tell them no?"
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=4618I had already read most of them and still blows me away. I don't like talking down about anyone's religion but if this is the mentality Christians have always had then I understand why they were/are persecuted...

[VQ35 Star]

I had already read most of them and still blows me away. I don't like talking down about anyone's religion but if this is the mentality Christians have always had then I understand why they were/are persecuted...

your judging a whole crowd off of one site?

[speedminded]

This child of God "but i actually dont love real people. I only love Anime girls." has to be a troll. Here is the thread anyway. He isn't gay, he just doesn't like real girls.
http://christianchat.com/showthread.php?t=5449I love how one of the replies is...

"It sounds like this has something to do with social anxiety. I would recommend reading the entire new testament front to back in a short period of time (i.e. a lot each day and in order). This may help lift your desires from the desires of this world to spiritual desires and holiness. I don't believe you love cartoons but that it is rooted in a lack of social interaction. Try joining a youth group at a local church."

1) It's highly unlikely the new testament will subside habits.
2) If a 22 year old shows up to a youth group, that is obviously lacking social skills, what do you think their reaction would be? That he is praying? Praying on 14 year old girls or boys that is.

[speedminded]

your judging a whole crowd off of one site?I attended church for well over 15 years and my mother is a retired minister. I'm not basing what I said off of one website.

[VQ35 Star]

////1 church

[speedminded]

////1 churchOne church full time and no less than 6 other denominations for events, special occasions, and visits.

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. -- Frank Lloyd Wright

[00CelicaGT]

fuck i still havent been approved!

[Bus Driver J]

2) If a 22 year old shows up to a youth group, that is obviously lacking social skills, what do you think their reaction would be? That he is praying? Praying on 14 year old girls or boys that is.
:lmfao: That exactly what I think he would be there for....

[Bus Driver J]

...waiting for approval.
Imma get me a bible thumper!!

[Bus Driver J]

muahahaha, I have been accepted.
Its like a vampire being invited into a house....


sorry for the triple post. I hadnt refreshed my page and I figured others had posted already... My b

[quickdodge®]

Anyone in there from IA right now? Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Some dude is addicted to bacon so he can't say it. Later, QD.

[TSiFTW]

Thry rejected my first name. Accepted the second. :lmfao:Pretty fun. People are crazy. Bacon is good.:lmfao:

[speedminded]

Anyone in there from IA right now? Later, QD.BlancheDavidian, OnanTheGreat, & PeterNorth all have yet to be approved. :lmfao:

[TSiFTW]

ZOMGAWSH:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[speedminded]

With so many people IM'ing on there it sounds like a ping pong match lol!

[TSiFTW]

It is so hard to not get banned:lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

It is so hard to not get banned:lmfao:

I know. I just want to rail off on there, lolol. Later, QD.

[speedminded]

It is so hard to not get banned:lmfao:Ask if any believes in ghosts or hunts them :D

[speedminded]

WTF BusdriverJ is on there arghh!

[TSiFTW]

Ask if any believes in ghosts or hunts them :D

Pretty cool QD hunts too. I thought I was the only one here.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[BKgen®]

TIBBYPANTS was denied membership.


-ShoopDaWHOOP- is awaiting approval.

lulz

[quickdodge®]

Pretty cool QD hunts too. I thought I was the only one here.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

You didn't know that? I've been IA's resident/official ghost hunter for 8 years now. Later, QD.

[TSiFTW]

they seem to like to talk about twittering

[speedminded]

CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME NOW?!

[TSiFTW]

You didn't know that? I've been IA's resident/official ghost hunter for 8 years now. Later, QD.


That cool. Don't find many

[TSiFTW]

Rick Rolled

[Bus Driver J]

CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME NOW?!
No fuckin joke, holy shit

[speedminded]

I think my latest name is gonna get me in...*prays* lulz

[koi]

I'm pretty much IP panned from there. I guess they didn't like the homo talk.

:lmfao::gay:

[speedminded]

<Truckin4TheLord> there won't be a grand entrance because the Wonderful QD isn't there

[BKgen®]

*still waiting for approval*

worst.

admins.

ever.

[speedminded]

BUSDRIVER SHE IS ABOUT TO CUM!

[Bus Driver J]

LMAO, I wanna see the wonder woman!!!!

[speedminded]

TRUCKIN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SHE'S LOUD!

[speedminded]

<Truckin4TheLord> when she comes , will you be one of the many to be screaming?
<Goodson> please no

[speedminded]

I still haven't gotten approved :( Think they check IP's?

[Bus Driver J]

Probably, what name are you trying now?

[speedminded]

Is RoboOp saying crowd or clouds?!


Probably, what name are you trying now?*********

[TSiFTW]

argggg. I wanna straight go off. So hard to hold back.

[Bus Driver J]

The philipino Wonder Woman!!
http://www2.igma.tv/beta/webpics/galleries/darna-presscon/main/01-presscon-darna-marianrivera.jpg

[speedminded]

I'm in!!!

[speedminded]

http://pledgie.com/campaigns/5872.png?skin_name=chrome&cache_buster=1251524100

[Bus Driver J]

whoo hoo, too bad I just signed out.
Time for sleep

[speedminded]

whoo hoo, too bad I just signed out.
Time for sleepI'll troll for a bit then hit sometime later...in a day or two

[MongolPup]

Haha thanks for the reps guys. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

[§treet_§peed]

well i still have yet to get in. on either one of my names... :(

[quickdodge®]

Haha thanks for the reps guys. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

What did you write? Later, QD.

[MongolPup]

What did you write? Later, QD.

http://importatlanta.com/forums/showpost.php?p=38247804&postcount=289

[MongolPup]

Did you guys ever post in the forum? Some of the stuff looks like it HAS to be us, but then again there are some really messed up people on there so I can't tell LOL

[Bus Driver J]

I havent posted in a thread yet. Ive only trolled the chat room.

[TSiFTW]

I havent posted in a thread yet. Ive only trolled the chat room.

same here

[hondachik]

I haven't posted. I just read. I'm actually afraid to post.

[§treet_§peed]

i can't post both of my names have yet to be approved. well i guess when your Jebus_ITB or Milk_Cookies they don't like these names to much.

[Bus Driver J]

I just used the same name from here. No need for an AE for me.

[§treet_§peed]

But i lie Jebus_ITB.. Jebus In The Butt. and milk_cookies. like juzzing on a black girl... or mexican.. lol

[tdurr]

lulz, i caught this thread late but im itsThatguy...

if i get approved

[hondaman050]

Tower of Babel should be a sexual position.

x2 lol

[hondaman050]

lulz, i caught this thread late but im itsThatguy...

if i get approved

im watching you talk to these weird people..lololol

[_Christian_]

These people are crazy, registering now. lulz

[§treet_§peed]

lol i gave up on getting approved.

[_Christian_]

I tried "Morning_Star" but no luck. :( Time to try another.

[§treet_§peed]

well my two where Jebus_ITB AKA Jebus Is The Best for them, what it is intended to mean is Jebus In The Butt. Then we have my other name Milk_Cookies. Hell i dunno here just sounded nice.

[jdm>usdm]

Ive tried to reset my ip address but it says that im still banned :(