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Friggintitsman
08-25-2009, 06:55 PM
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

guy writes down shit his crazy old dad says...newest one...

"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

It brought me lots of lulz
Friggintitsman
08-25-2009, 06:57 PM
I totally jacked this thread from another forum.





eat shit
lanning
08-25-2009, 06:57 PM
lol
If your brother comes by, tell him I'm on vacation. I already told him that, but who knows with that guy. Are you listening to me? Fuck.
BURRITO_mike
08-25-2009, 07:02 PM
thats actually pretty funny reps
roxie911
08-25-2009, 07:04 PM
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

:lmao:
BobbyFresco
08-25-2009, 07:25 PM
Freaking hilarious.
thecrazyone
08-25-2009, 09:51 PM
"Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think."

bwahah, how random.
Friggintitsman
08-26-2009, 09:34 AM
I can't wait to get old for this reason
Humphrizzle
08-26-2009, 10:34 AM
hahahahahahaha
WTF?
08-26-2009, 12:11 PM
"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
uproot
08-26-2009, 12:12 PM
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
AnthonyF
08-26-2009, 12:12 PM
I read this yesterday, it is pretty funny.

But he's 28...living at home....yeahhh...

-Ant.
tmoney11286
08-26-2009, 12:19 PM
"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

:lmao:
I lol'ed hard at this.
TheGodfather
08-27-2009, 02:27 AM
Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.

My personal favorite, this is great stuff.
ilovemyhonda.
08-27-2009, 07:50 AM
"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. Shit."

LoL
Evil Goat
08-27-2009, 08:54 AM
lulz...


"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."

sounds like something my dad would say