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Brett
10-10-2005, 10:11 AM
The Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Co-Workers
1) Page yourself over the intercom but DO NOT disguise your voice.
2) Send e-mails to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you are doing- for example, "In case anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

3) Put a chair facing a printer and sit there all day telling people you are waiting for a document.
4) Every time a co-worker asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that.
5) Steal everyone’s stapler then ask them to borrow it.

thinkfast®
10-10-2005, 10:26 AM
haha sweeet, I just sent an email to about 40 employees letting them know I would be having a meeting w/ S.W.A.T. in the bathroom, releasing some hostages :lmfao:

I am so witty

Brett
10-10-2005, 10:26 AM
^^^ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Darling Nikki
10-10-2005, 10:33 AM
Those are great Brett....I will try that one about the fries. :goodjob:

quickdodge®
10-10-2005, 10:45 AM
That's as old as me and you, Brett, lolol. Always funny read, though. Later, QD.

Leisa
10-10-2005, 12:32 PM
that was courtesy of yours truly

blacknightteg
10-10-2005, 12:34 PM
haha poor brett

Nitro
10-10-2005, 12:34 PM
madddd funny :lmfao:

Hulud
10-10-2005, 12:35 PM
4) Every time a co-worker asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that.
im gonna say that to my boss today hahahahahahaha

IndianStig
10-10-2005, 12:36 PM
does anybody on IA ever work a day without posting?

Hulud
10-10-2005, 12:37 PM
i cant post at work, im at home right now

Leisa
10-10-2005, 12:37 PM
^^^ Im off for the rest of the day :)

IndianStig
10-10-2005, 12:41 PM
ohh yeah its CC day


too...............................da new world yo

Kristi
10-10-2005, 01:06 PM
good ones brett. none of those would really work well at my company - there are only 5 of us. lol

aaronfelipe
10-10-2005, 01:08 PM
hilarious

Brett
10-10-2005, 01:17 PM
does anybody on IA ever work a day without posting?

I can make it so you go a year without posting if you want to bitch about what we do while at work :D

Kristi
10-10-2005, 01:20 PM
I can make it so you go a year without posting if you want to bitch about what we do while at work :D

don't mess with brett!

Leisa
10-10-2005, 01:22 PM
don't mess with brett!


whatever.. Brett is a pussycat

Kristi
10-10-2005, 01:23 PM
whatever.. Brett is a pussycat

lol

Brett
10-10-2005, 01:23 PM
Nah, I just eay pussy and I have a pussy cat, His name is VTEC and he is a eating, shitting, pissing machine

RISKYB
10-10-2005, 01:37 PM
i will definately have to use the fries with that