a JM monday thread

[mocha latte cupcake]

so thats right today is my monday and eventful one it has been. z0mg idk whats going on i didn't get much sleep nor did i even figure out whats going on yet, thanks to all for a great epic weekend in teh ATL. no homo v. yousefs nipple.


also i've been transfered back to NISSAN now from INFINITI and i've been told i'm a "floating" employee which means i'm going to be handling NISSAN til one guy comes back from sick leave (idk but its something serious from what i understand) and then i'm being transfered to HYUNDAI to take over for a parts girl over there. idk whats going on but this sure is an interesting monday morning for me.

[VQ35 Star]

......isn't it Tuesday?

[Mike Lowrey]

LOL @ Hyundai. You know the lolis do not flock to the hyundai, like they do the Infiniti.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Hai JM. If I didn't have to get my son on Sunday it would have been on and poppin with those drinks.

[Mike Lowrey]

......isn't it Tuesday?

JM never knows where he is at any given moment... :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

LOL @ Hyundai. You know the lolis do not flock to the hyundai, like they do the Infiniti.

The young lolis can't even drive so I doubt they would be at a dealership unless they are with there parents.

[VQ35 Star]

Lol he got me confused for a moment and I started to flip out and then looked at my comp calender to reasure myself lol.

[Mike Lowrey]

The young lolis can't even drive so I doubt they would be at a dealership unless they are with there parents.

Lolis can still be "acquired".....even if the parents are near. :ninja:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Lolis can still be "acquired".....even if the parents are near. :ninja:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z58/TokioKoroomine/lolicon.jpg

[ilovemyhonda.]

http://www.cuhkacs.org/~little4/pic/loli.jpg

[AnthonyF]

Yo Mike Lowery (AKA Rich) I passed a Lotus the other day...soooo sexxy. I'm trying to remember the color combo, I'm pretty sure it was gloss black with BRIGHT blue wheels. Friend of yours?

-Ant.

[Sammich]

hail yea...back at nissan...u floating red eyes wallaby

[AnthonyF]

LOLOLOL @ Ilovemyhonda

-Ant.

[ilovemyhonda.]

What I dooo?

[mocha latte cupcake]

VQ - NO today is my monday morning,

richard - all i can say is genesis :ninja: and thats true

tiff - true that! get dranked! :goodjob: i saw you seductively suckin on that "mudslide" :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

VQ - NO today is my monday morning,

richard - all i can say is genesis :ninja: and thats true

tiff - true that! get dranked! :goodjob: i saw you seductively suckin on that "mudslide" :lmfao:

Oh really??? I was trying to turn Liz on, wonder if it worked and she just didn't say anything. :thinking:

[mocha latte cupcake]

all i know is that you made me wanna be a straw all kinds of sexy bad :lmfao: :lmfao: and i think it worked liz told me she was feelin all hot and bothered when you left :lmfao:

yousefina also felt hot and bothered but that was b/c ed touched his sensitive man breasts ever so gently

[Sammich]

all i heard was eminem is coming w/ us to warner robins to pick up that DA

[mocha latte cupcake]

:ninja: since i just moved companies i don't know if i start the monday-fri or still on the tues-sat :thinking: idk yet. but still maybe samwell. how you gunna drive that maxima AND DA back to turtuh beach when i stop @ HHI. :thinking:

[ilovemyhonda.]

all i know is that you made me wanna be a straw all kinds of sexy bad :lmfao: :lmfao: and i think it worked liz told me she was feelin all hot and bothered when you left :lmfao:

yousefina also felt hot and bothered but that was b/c ed touched his sensitive man breasts ever so gently

Maybe that is why she took so long to respond because she was trying to calm down lol. I am laughing so hard I don't know what to say :( Ed is gay, what do you expect?

[ilovemyhonda.]

he is gunna ghost ride one of the whips, mayne.

[Mike Lowrey]

Yo Mike Lowery (AKA Rich) I passed a Lotus the other day...soooo sexxy. I'm trying to remember the color combo, I'm pretty sure it was gloss black with BRIGHT blue wheels. Friend of yours?

-Ant.

No, don't know that person. I have not been out to too many Lotus meets lately....need to get back in the mix.

[Sammich]

:ninja: since i just moved companies i don't know if i start the monday-fri or still on the tues-sat :thinking: idk yet. but still maybe samwell. how you gunna drive that maxima AND DA back to turtuh beach when i stop @ HHI. :thinking:heres my plan...since im getting the truck sold saturday...i'm dropping it off to the buyer...the buyer is going w/ me to WR to pick up the DA...ill drive the DA back home...hmmm...i gota see if his girls Jeep is available for the road trip, if not we may have a problem lol

[Sammich]

he is gunna ghost ride one of the whips, mayne.i lulz'd:lmfao: :lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

he told me i was the only one, then he touched yousef, and ed and i "had a talk" later about his actions in public and where his love is. i thought we had worked everything out, he was seducing me with those dirty latin words of his.... and then when i think everything was fine. we go to dinner. he brought a GIRL! i was never so offended or confused in my life for the first time i think i'm deeply hurt and don't know when i'll recover.































epic no homo.

[Mike Lowrey]

No, wait.....it's gotta be your bull.

[mocha latte cupcake]

No, don't know that person. I have not been out to too many Lotus meets lately....need to get back in the mix.


lotus meet = code word for secret toyota circle jerk :ninja:

Samwell - so.... where am i going to be during all this? you tryin to kidnap a whitey?

[Mike Lowrey]

he told me i was the only one, then he touched yousef, and ed and i "had a talk" later about his actions in public and where his love is. i thought we had worked everything out, he was seducing me with those dirty latin words of his.... and then when i think everything was fine. we go to dinner. he brought a GIRL! i was never so offended or confused in my life for the first time i think i'm deeply hurt and don't know when i'll recover.

epic no homo.


What?! There is no way you can say all that epic gay shit and then just put no homo at the end to make everything alright! :lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

No, wait.....it's gotta be your bull.

:lmfao: no its your head in the bulls ass :lmfao:

[Sammich]

Samwell - so.... where am i going to be during all this? you tryin to kidnap a whitey?IT CROSSED MY MIND LOL. I DONT KNOW MAN..I HAVENT IRONED OUT THE DETAILS YET OBVIOUSLY, I HAVE TO SEE WHAT THE DEAL IS MONEY WISE FIRST BEFORE I MAKE FINAL DECISIONS ON WHAT I'M DOING.

[Mike Lowrey]

lotus meet = code word for secret toyota circle jerk :ninja:


Actually, it is a bunch of pedos trying to figure out how to fit multiple lolis into a lotus..... :ninja:

[mocha latte cupcake]

What?! There is no way you can say all that epic gay shit and then just put no homo at the end to make everything alright! :lmfao:

You're just saying that b/c you were trying to get all intinmate with me @ chili's with barbara striesand (sp? real men can't spell her name right.....ed) and then i was minding my business and you said something to the effect of "this is our song right jm?" @ taco mac.... :no:

[ilovemyhonda.]

he told me i was the only one, then he touched yousef, and ed and i "had a talk" later about his actions in public and where his love is. i thought we had worked everything out, he was seducing me with those dirty latin words of his.... and then when i think everything was fine. we go to dinner. he brought a GIRL! i was never so offended or confused in my life for the first time i think i'm deeply hurt and don't know when i'll recover.

































epic no homo.

is that why your were chugging?? look at it this way, you can be straight again and ditch that latin cracker! :D

[Mike Lowrey]

You're just saying that b/c you were trying to get all intinmate with me @ chili's with barbara striesand (sp? real men can't spell her name right.....ed) and then i was minding my business and you said something to the effect of "this is our song right jm?" @ taco mac.... :no:

You did not see, but I requested that song..... :ninja:

[mocha latte cupcake]

is that why your were chugging?? look at it this way, you can be straight again and ditch that latin cracker! :D

YEAH drown my sorrows in with the alcohol :cry:

i was never teh gay.... just curious :ninja: (srsly no homo) but yeah i'm down with latin flavor. i knw i chose asians for a reason. but when george didn't show up i got desperate :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

YEAH drown my sorrows in with the alcohol :cry:

i was never teh gay.... just curious :ninja: (srsly no homo) but yeah i'm down with latin flavor. i knw i chose asians for a reason. but when george didn't show up i got desperate :lmfao:

So you are saying that wanting george wasn't desperate? :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE...

[mocha latte cupcake]

You did not see, but I requested that song..... :ninja:


:lmfao: epic awesome win! btw. keyboard cat just sayin

[mocha latte cupcake]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW GEORGE IS AN UPSTANDING MESSICAN! :lmfao: he works hard for his money and he knows how to treat me right :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

JM, don't be sad! They always say, a man worth your tears won't make you cry. He obviously wasn't worth it!

[ilovemyhonda.]

BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE...

wrong.

[Crazy Asian]

so thats right today is my monday and eventful one it has been. z0mg idk whats going on i didn't get much sleep nor did i even figure out whats going on yet, thanks to all for a great epic weekend in teh ATL. no homo v. yousefs nipple.


also i've been transfered back to NISSAN now from INFINITI and i've been told i'm a "floating" employee which means i'm going to be handling NISSAN til one guy comes back from sick leave (idk but its something serious from what i understand) and then i'm being transfered to HYUNDAI to take over for a parts girl over there. idk whats going on but this sure is an interesting monday morning for me.

HOLY CRAP HYUNDAI FTW!!! HELP ME FIND FOG LIGHT HARNESS, SWITCH, AND EVERYTHING ELSE NEEDED FOR THE FOGS!!

[Sammich]

wrong.FUK U WATER PAINT:D

[Ed]

holy shit whole lotta gayness in here...

*leaves*

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: epic awesome win! btw. keyboard cat just sayin

lmao @ keyboard cat. :lmfao:

[Sammich]

holy shit whole lotta gayness in here...

*leaves**WATCHES ED'S ASS*

NO HOMO

[ilovemyhonda.]

FUK U WATER PAINT:D

look here you little fugger!

[mocha latte cupcake]

:lmfao:

but yeah good stuff this past weekend man! had hella fun i wish lil miss tiff could have stayed for all teh funs n chit! when it was down to the last peoples it was awesome! and only the youfus got to see me fall asleep in the mall :lmfao: and give stuck up asian girls mean looks :lmfao: also i remember something about youfus and J crew.... :thinking:

[Sammich]

look here you little fugger!LOLZ

[Mike Lowrey]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW GEORGE IS AN UPSTANDING MESSICAN! :lmfao: he works hard for his money and he knows how to treat me right :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Keyboard cat and track cat approve of you and georgie.

[Ed]

tiff offered to give me a rim job in the restroom.

i kindly refused.

[Sammich]

tiff offered to give me a rim job in the restroom.

i kindly refused.ITS NOT LIKE U WOULD HAVE HAD TO LOOK AT HER FACE WHEN SHE CAME UP W/ THE BROWN NOSE

[mocha latte cupcake]

this thread is approaching wrong section of the conversation. also. tiff offered me some naughty stuff too... but she said i had to "drop her top in haley" through the back entrance if you know what i mean... i told her i couldn't. the neon mudkip would have flown off!

[ilovemyhonda.]

You guys are so gross lol. Ed was to busy walking into doors.

[mocha latte cupcake]

LIRL... man jm you're so dranks! :lmfao: teh brazilians are known for their aweso*DOOR* bathrooms.

[Kasper]

wow.. um yeah... epic homoness goin on in here. proof is because no one got pics of said girl doing naughty things with straw! but spending more time with the man nipples! gaydar is off the charts!

[ilovemyhonda.]

this thread is approaching wrong section of the conversation. also. tiff offered me some naughty stuff too... but she said i had to "drop her top in haley" through the back entrance if you know what i mean... i told her i couldn't. the neon mudkip would have flown off!

I can haz your mudkip?

[mocha latte cupcake]

kaspersky - you weren't there foo! :2up: but yeah it was a good time, there was very little homo... cept for ed when he drinks... he kept winking @ me. and they were pumping the best of 80's love songs into that room for hours on end :lmfao:

tiff - mudkip has be had... :ninja: for a price :lmfao:

[Kasper]

for some reason.. that just doesnt suprise me... but know Jdm i woulda been there if i could have. my random trips begin when i has new car...

[Mike Lowrey]

I can haz your mudkip?

Did she just ask for your virginity? :lmfao:

[Ed]

tiff wtf are youtalking about doors?

[ilovemyhonda.]

lmao.........................ed took his already....................how about i just peel it off your car JM? How do you like them apples buddy?

[Sammich]

lmao.........................ed took his already....................how about i just peel it off your car JM? How do you like them apples buddy?PERSONALLY I LIKE GRANNY SMITH APPLES

JUS SAYIN

[ilovemyhonda.]

Well Sammich, no one cares.

ED YOU FUGGIN WALKED INTO THE DOOR. LIZ SAW IT TOOOOO!

[Mike Lowrey]

PERSONALLY I LIKE GRANNIES.....GILFs FTW

JUS SAYIN

Damn sammich....that is gross.

[Sammich]

Damn sammich....that is gross.THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO HIT NWS TO PROVE I'D HIT A GILF:lmfao:












































http://backroommilfx.bangbros1.com/mf5828-2/pics/01.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

no worries man! i understand car issues n chiznit! seriously. come up when you can! always want to meet as many peoples as i can! we do work soN!

[Ed]

tiff, i must've been drunk, i don't remember that.

[ilovemyhonda.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG THE FIRST THING THAT CAME UP IN GOOGLE WHEN YOU LOOK UP GILFS :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/old-people-sex.jpg

[mocha latte cupcake]

:lmfao: come and get it then woman! muh mudkips is hard jdm! :goodjob: but srsly... had guys on bikes, ho's in cars, even had like 3 people take pictures of my car flying through teh rain on highway 16,.. wipers going crazy hazard lights on brights on for the hell of it... we was cruisin!

[Crazy Asian]

wheawhawhhwrh

[ilovemyhonda.]

:lmfao: come and get it then woman! muh mudkips is hard jdm! :goodjob: but srsly... had guys on bikes, ho's in cars, even had like 3 people take pictures of my car flying through teh rain on highway 16,.. wipers going crazy hazard lights on brights on for the hell of it... we was cruisin!

LIES! you have succeeded acting ricey lol!

[Kasper]

yeah... im hopeing this shit works out soon.. imma get rid of my truck and theres a del sol thats for sale down the road from me.. soooo imma pick that up and then i'll be back at it! Well i is always in Daytona beach if anyone drops by! i gots the hot lolis in kinis all the damn time! speaking of which i gotta load the new ones to my comp and upload them! but yeah. imma be comeing up soon hopefully...

[mocha latte cupcake]

kasperky - jm could make a road trip to the tona. :ninja: samwell ain't invited.

tiff - :2up: i was hella JDM with my takata green tape n mudkip body armor!

[Kasper]

id wait till after this whole T.S. thing goes by! but hell yeah. theres definitly plenty of lolis to goes around... im about to start going around and snapping pics of the hot girls in here right now! cause i mean damn! yeah.. heehee... why isnt samwell invited??

[ilovemyhonda.]

It would have been JDM if you didn't have that lime green tape trying to hold the paint chips down from when you do those ricer fly bys.

[mocha latte cupcake]

id wait till after this whole T.S. thing goes by! but hell yeah. theres definitly plenty of lolis to goes around... im about to start going around and snapping pics of the hot girls in here right now! cause i mean damn! yeah.. heehee... why isnt samwell invited??

you want a ghetto ass jay z creeper pancake muncher rollin around in a ghetto ass truck on 18's with his windows half down lookin over his shoulder like you gunna get raped? :thinking:

or you want

teh Jdm haley panty dropper all freshly waxed playin sexy music as the vtak kicks in all white preppy hollister lookin beach action now equipped with sexy jdm poses?



TIFF - GREEN MUDKIP BODY ARMOR IS +50 ON ROCK PROTECTION

[Sammich]

his windows half down lookin over his shoulder like you gunna get raped?

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Arg, I make a female mudkip okay???

[Kasper]

hahahahaha... rather have da jdm whip! i doesnt need no po po riden up and taken us all to jail cause the present black guy couldnt keep his fingers offa the little kids! and he has to try to pull a rodney king and get us all caught up in it! so we'll just leave the samwell at home!

[mocha latte cupcake]

tr00f. but he's gunna have to have supervision... can't trust samwell in y0 house alone... i still haven't been able to find my favorite pair of socks... and he kept talkin about this socks was dirty while he was @ my house.... :ninja:

[Sammich]

tr00f. but he's gunna have to have supervision... can't trust samwell in y0 house alone... i still haven't been able to find my favorite pair of socks... and he kept talkin about this socks was dirty while he was @ my house.... :ninja:i also took a pair of joy's unmentionables:lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

i also took a pair of joy's unmentionables:lmfao:

i know thats a lie cause she didn't bring none over til just recently :lmfao: besides you probably took a set of lacey infected hiv panties you found in my garage that i took outta the max :lmfao: you're DEFINATELY not allowed back now that you got them hiv hands :lmfao:

[Sammich]

i know thats a lie cause she didn't bring none over til just recently :lmfao: besides you probably took a set of lacey infected hiv panties you found in my garage that i took outta the max :lmfao: you're DEFINATELY not allowed back now that you got them hiv hands :lmfao:she gave me teh one she had on under that little white skirt

:ninja:

*runs from VTECH*:lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

:lmfao: keep wishin samwell :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

it is samdaddy, get it right

[mocha latte cupcake]

it is samdaddy, get it right

samfail

[ilovemyhonda.]

that too ;)

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: keep wishin samwell :lmfao:

White Chicks Translation:

"Oh no, my brotha"....."You've got to get your own."

[AnthonyF]

No, don't know that person. I have not been out to too many Lotus meets lately....need to get back in the mix.

yes you do! You're getting old and your reaction is getting slower. besides..it's almost winter. Gotta get out on the track. :goodjob:

-Ant.

[Mike Lowrey]

yes you do! You're getting old and your reaction is getting slower. besides..it's almost winter. Gotta get out on the track. :goodjob:

-Ant.

lul...wut? Don't remember said lotus......pics?


I will be going to a track day soon.....soon. :ninja:

[AnthonyF]

lul...wut? Don't remember said lotus......pics?


I will be going to a track day soon.....soon. :ninja:

No pics, it was BLAZING by me at an enormous rate...wait...It was a Lotus...The driver had it floored but I read the license plate with beer goggles on. jk The thing was gorgeous! I loved the wheels.

-Ant.

[teh bri]

had class at 8 this morning..

just got home and another class tonight at 6.

Had a bad day, as everyone can tell from my facebook.

Sigh.

[AnthonyF]

What the hell is facebook?

-Ant.

[Sammich]

ITS A BOOK W/ UR FACE ON IT U NOOB

[Mike Lowrey]

ITS A BOOK W/ UR FACE ON IT U NOOB

DO NOT WANT.