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00CelicaGT
08-16-2009, 09:00 PM
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
quickdodgeŽ
08-16-2009, 09:02 PM
Holy fuck is that, as well as most all Little Johnny jokes, old as fuck. This is the one, though, that I've always remembered, lolol. Later, QD.
Evil Goat
08-16-2009, 09:04 PM
http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/yoursire.jpg
§treet_§peed
08-16-2009, 09:05 PM
Holly shit you made Old Man QD Lol. reps to you. i also lol'd a little
00CelicaGT
08-16-2009, 09:16 PM
hell has officialy frozen over! i cant believe i made him laugh.
stillaneon
08-17-2009, 04:10 PM
Holy fuck is that, as well as most all Little Johnny jokes, old as fuck. This is the one, though, that I've always remembered, lolol. Later, QD.

Mike, did you really Laugh out loud?
quickdodgeŽ
08-17-2009, 08:31 PM
No. I wasn't lolol-ing at the joke. I threw that in there so that the OP wouldn't think that I was chastising him for the joke. Later, QD.
00CelicaGT
08-17-2009, 08:53 PM
lol
quickdodgeŽ
08-17-2009, 09:06 PM
^^^ Thank you. I just wanted to let you know I wasn't smart-mouthing you or anything. Most people think that since I'm QD that any time I say something remotely on the negative side, I'm being an asshole and lash out. Most of the time that's how the shit starts. Lolol. Later, QD.
00CelicaGT
08-17-2009, 09:42 PM
no problem bro i never really took anything serious on the site.