What did Jesus Look like?

[TheProfiteer]

to all you Christian folks, please describe to me what Jesus looked like. Like what race he was, skin color, hieght, facial hair ect ect.

[zimabog]

I am not a Christian (ex-Christian), but if Jesus existed... as you know he was a Jew... an ethnic Jew is one whoms ancestors are from Judea and those regions in the Levent... the Levent is home to Semetic people (Hebrews and Arabs are Semites).
What you can count on is that he was not the straight up European you might think of.


So Jesus, if existed, could have looked like this:
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFO11456.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0_1cZHf9A3A/SfSTZss7jaI/AAAAAAAAETk/iIueP_V5abk/s320/pigfarm-042508.jpg

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/sacha_baron_cohen-cc.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/499021663_1b4c7f838f.jpg?v=0

http://1984watch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/israeli.JPG




http://talonsofpeace.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jew-cat.jpg
http://www.bobmay.info/images/bethchkpt/soldier_talk.jpg

[One_Bad_SHO]

Jesus.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f157/JCVL/image00212.jpg

...hey.... he walks on water man. :goodjob:

[uproot]

to all you Christian folks, please describe to me what Jesus looked like. Like what race he was, skin color, hieght, facial hair ect ect.

Why, do you think you saw him somewhere?

[TheProfiteer]

Why, do you think you saw him somewhere?

No I just want to see how many people actually believe the current depiction Jesus is based on reality.

Post #2 pretty much summed up the truth though.

[tmoney11286]

colored

[slow_hatch]

http://z.about.com/d/dc/1/0/l/V/santa4.jpg

[Kelly]

http://www.gotquestions.org/Jesus-look-like.html

Unattractive from what I've been taught. Just a typical jewish man. :dunno:

[BABY J]

Revelation 1:14-15 (King James Version)

14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

15And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.

[Kelly]

Revelation 1:14-15 (King James Version)

14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

15And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.

This isn't referring to when he was previously on earth though... only a prophesy (by John) of what He'll look like when he comes back for us. :dunno:

[BABY J]

^^ He won't be coming back for me. :( I'm obv going to hell.

[One_Bad_SHO]

...not like they allow black ppl into heaven anyway. Do they?

:rolleyes:

[uproot]

No I just want to see how many people actually believe the current depiction Jesus is based on reality.

Post #2 pretty much summed up the truth though.


well the bible only says he looked like an ordinary man... so its not that hard to figure it out

[BABY J]

You'd think that if a muther fucker could feed EXACTLY 5,000 people (not including women and children) w/ EXACTLY 2 fish and EXACTLY 5 loaves of bread and the remaining scraps being EXACTLY 12 baskets full we'd know EXACTLY what he looked like. I love the bible.

[slostang]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa33/IronSoldier820/MormonJesus.gif

[slostang]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee65/iwishiwastinkerbell/jesus.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u104/tasha_darke/jesus.gif

[Total_Blender]

http://stoneywageslave.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jesus-dino.jpg

Seriously though, probably C or D, (assuming there was a Jesus:ninja:). F is a possibility too, but he's too old because Jesus only lived to 33.

http://j-walkblog.com/images/therealjesus.jpg

Edit: Jesus probably looked similar to The Jesus:

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l208/jayriles/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg

[Maniacc]

Btw, where is geoff, sport122, ahabion or any of the experts who know God exists and have proof of his existence?

I'm sure they can describe how Jesus looked like. Perfectly detailed and all.

[SPOOLIN]

he looked like lil wayne

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.nachofoto.com/b-Barzoni-Black-Jesus-Montage-Vincent-Barzoni-A4384b1669f10.jpeg

[man]

You'd think that if a muther fucker could feed EXACTLY 5,000 people (not including women and children) w/ EXACTLY 2 fish and EXACTLY 5 loaves of bread and the remaining scraps being EXACTLY 12 baskets full we'd know EXACTLY what he looked like. I love the bible.

Dude, that is ALMOST a logical assessment.

[speedminded]

You'd think that if a muther fucker could feed EXACTLY 5,000 people (not including women and children) w/ EXACTLY 2 fish and EXACTLY 5 loaves of bread and the remaining scraps being EXACTLY 12 baskets full we'd know EXACTLY what he looked like. I love the bible.Bingo! Scripture after scripture of these precise accounts of Jesus yet nobody can say what he looked like. :screwy:

Even I was skeptical as a kid in the church about how they depict him. From coloring books to the stained glass windows of a church they all show a white man with flow light brown hair and a beard. It's simply not possible.

I call bullshit on this...

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jesus-christ-head.jpg


Who's heard of the Shroud of Turin?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_of_Turin

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Shroud_positive_negative_compare.jpg

It was never recorded to exist until the 1350's, so how is it real?
http://www.mcri.org/home/section/63-64/the-shroud-of-turin

It's been carbon dated as late as the 1400's so is it real or is it Leonardo DaVinci himself? If anyone on earth could produce such an item it was him. Ironically the person that painted the most famous image of Jesus during the last supper. Personally I think we're all gullible and go with whatever the masses say or want us to believe. Supposedly DaVinvci was hired by a church to create the image so more Pilgrims would attend. Pilgrims that ironically look like that depiction of Jesus. ;)

[THEONE]

it does not really matter what he looked like does it? i think its funny how i have seen so many different pictures of jesus in different colors.for me i believe he was a man on earth like you and me i dont care if he were black,white,brown,yellow or pink to try and put a certian race on him is retarded.
and i would like to add that he was and still is greatness and we should all strive to live the way he did but not literally i dont want anyone drowning from failing to walk on water.yes some stories seem exaggerated in the bible but who cares its a good read!

ahh i love jesus :D

[BABY J]

^^ Which parts of the bible was a good read?

[yerrow]

genesis and
exodus is brutally good

[deathrex]

in all honesty when i think of jesus for some reason dirtymechanic pops into my head. of course this was before mike cut his hair and shaved his beard.

[Total_Blender]

http://www.penzoo.com/Assets/Images/Jesus%20Mullet.gif

Jesus might very well have had a mullet, which explains a lot about the popularity of the hairstyle among his followers. Just putting that out there....

[Justin51982]

Does it matter what He looked like? One thing that is true, the image of Him as a man was created by other men for their own purposes and/or gain. Just like we know St. Nicholas existed, but his current image was created by the Coca-Cola company.

Regardless of what He looked like, He was a great being.

[thegovanator]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/3c/6702/Crazy-Jesus_400x400.jpg

[Maverick]

I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger, or even an ice dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit and doing an interpretive dance of my life, some other times i think of him in a tuxedo tshirt because it says im formal, but im here to party. most of the times i think of jesus with giant eagle wings, singing the lead vocals for lynard skynard with an angel like band and im in the front row and im hammered drunk. i thank the lord baby jesus lyin there in his ghost manger, just lookin at his baby einstein development videos learnin bout shapes and colors.

http://greenforks.com/asset/greenforks/2009/04/badger-3.jpg
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/2/3/ray-quinn-pic-rex-798767611.jpg
http://www.1019rxp.com/Pics/news/lynyrd_skynyrd.jpg
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/TuxedoTShirtJesus_Thumbnail.gif

[BABY J]

LOL

[illfaded]

the real question is what he looks like right now. the book of revelation depicts him differently in a couple of places i can remember. one having white hair, eyes of fire, and bronze feet like they were in a furnace. and another appearing as a Lamb slain.

[n2daizo123]

this

[sprix!]

And the post above just finished the thread lol. so nice :D

[zimabog]

and another appearing as a Lamb slain.


Jesus?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/pimzon/Trolls/BBM%20sheep/deadSheep.jpg

[Spectic Tank]

Weren't the Gospels on Jesus written after his death? People disagree on exactly when they were written, but it was decades after he died. There probably wasn't anybody who knew what he looked like. Wonder what else they didn't know:thinking:

[Mr.Big]

Jesus was BLACK!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqjjuivxKqw&feature=player_profilepage#t=243

[Mr.Big]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcSAqvlCOw&feature=related

[Justin51982]

wow, so many of you are sacrilegious.

[Justin51982]

Given where he was physically from, he probably looked middle eastern

[Mr.Big]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0i5CXf3Vg&feature=related

[quickdodge®]

wow, so many of you are sacrilegious.

Only in the eyes of a believer. Later, QD.

[Mr.Big]

THE TRUTH!

[BluesClues]

I think post #2 might have hit the nail right on the head! :yes:

[rbsilvia]

To all who don't accept jesus christ as your lord and savior, The day will soon come when you will stand before him (and you will know what he looks like) and you will be judged. Don't waist your time trying to figure out what he looked like, but use the time you have left on this earth to look at you life and ask god to forgive you of your sins. I don't care how bad you think you are or how strong you are, when jesus says...depart from me, i never knew you. You will be begging him to forgive you. In the bible it says you will be cast into the lake of fire for all eiternity. It also says that the fires in hell are over 100 time hotter than any fire on earth. Please, Please, don't respond negitively to this comment but repent of your sins. MY GOD HELP US ALL!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

[BABY J]

Well that sucks - b/c the normal Earth fires really don't hurt that much. But 100 times hotter - now THAT will leave a mark.:crazy:

[rbsilvia]

lol, yes it will!:lmfao:
Well that sucks - b/c the normal Earth fires really don't hurt that much. But 100 times hotter - now THAT will leave a mark.:crazy:

[alpine_aw11]

He probably looked like Gene Shalit and Rosie O' Donnels ass baby.

[sogood]

Too easy.

http://i35.tinypic.com/1pt9c0.jpg

[TheProfiteer]

To all who don't accept jesus christ as your lord and savior, The day will soon come when you will stand before him (and you will know what he looks like) and you will be judged. Don't waist your time trying to figure out what he looked like, but use the time you have left on this earth to look at you life and ask god to forgive you of your sins. I don't care how bad you think you are or how strong you are, when jesus says...depart from me, i never knew you. You will be begging him to forgive you. In the bible it says you will be cast into the lake of fire for all eiternity. It also says that the fires in hell are over 100 time hotter than any fire on earth. Please, Please, don't respond negitively to this comment but repent of your sins. MY GOD HELP US ALL!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:


lay of that crack homeslice.

[bowdown201]

in reply to the title...

Dirty Mechaninc

[Humphrizzle]

http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/religion/jesus_zoom.jpg

google search.

[Ziptied]

Im going to go with he looked like a jew. /thread.

[00CIVICSI]

kanye?

[TheGodfather]

Too easy.

http://i35.tinypic.com/1pt9c0.jpg

...wow. Dumbest post ever.

[sogood]

...wow. Dumbest post ever.

lol

[rbsilvia]

ummmmm? ok.....homeslice.:thinking::thinking::thinking::th inking::thinking::screwy::screwy::screwy:
lay of that crack homeslice.

[Starrfire]

I believe he looked like the people where he lived, just like a camel jockey. Why think otherwise. All praise white jesus!!!!(the christians always depict it that way, so they MUST be right).

[BABY J]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091005/sc_nm/us_italy_shroud