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HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 03:39 PM
I just got fired from my job. So I've been thinking of whats next. I'm thinking being a bandit and robbing stagecoaches or riverboats...

Anyone wanna be part of my crew?!
mocha latte cupcake
08-12-2009, 03:40 PM
dibs! count me in! can i call wheel man? or are we pirates?
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 03:41 PM
Not pirates.

Bandits!

You can be in charge of wrangling us up some horses.
Njobe
08-12-2009, 03:45 PM
lolz if you asked a month earlier i would of joined... but finally got a job :D
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 03:48 PM
Consider yourself an enemy of our crew.
TheGodfather
08-12-2009, 03:50 PM
You should probably go play in traffic now that you're unemployed.

Either that or change your name to Jerome or Antwan.
Njobe
08-12-2009, 03:51 PM
:(
Elbow
08-12-2009, 03:52 PM
I'm down.

Jobs are for pussies.
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 03:53 PM
You should probably go play in traffic now that you're unemployed.

Either that or change your name to Jerome or Antwan.
Can white people get unemployment? I drove past the dept of labor but only saw scary ghettos. I didn't get out because I had lots of cash on me.
Paul
08-12-2009, 03:53 PM
what you get fired for?

is it appropriate for us to wear assless chaps to be bandits?
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 03:53 PM
I'm down.

Jobs are for pussies.
Thats the spirit!

Lets go burn some mothers down!

I'll rape, you pillage?!
BKgen®
08-12-2009, 03:54 PM
Get yourself a black TransAm and i'll ride shotgun...
TheGodfather
08-12-2009, 03:54 PM
Can white people get unemployment? I drove past the dept of labor but only saw scary ghettos. I didn't get out because I had lots of cash on me.

That's what I'm saying, unless you change your name to something like Jerome or Damwoin, they won't CTC.
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 03:55 PM
what you get fired for?

is it appropriate for us to wear assless chaps to be bandits?
A girl came into my work and ordered a beer, she didn't have her id but Ive waited on her a bunch of times and knew who she was so I served her regardless. She is 21. Well the new owner of my restaurant came by, carded her saw she didn't have her ID and fired me on the spot. In front of the table.

Im down with the brown, so assless chaps acceptable.
Elbow
08-12-2009, 03:55 PM
Thats the spirit!

Lets go burn some mothers down!

I'll rape, you pillage?!

Hell yeah!! :goodjob:
americanctm
08-12-2009, 03:55 PM
can i have a part time job but be a full time bandit?
mocha latte cupcake
08-12-2009, 03:56 PM
dang man thats messed up he fired you like that! gay ass new management is what that is... you got made an example of :cry: sorry bro. but srsly. horses
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 03:57 PM
Depends where your allegiance falls...

Use the part time job to scout out robberies and its golden.
BKgen®
08-12-2009, 03:59 PM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//Bandit-postcard.jpg
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:00 PM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//Bandit-postcard.jpg
Ya I got your reference the 1st time.

But thanks for trying to clarify it.

The Burt isn't allowed in the crew...he seems like a narc.
MongolPup
08-12-2009, 04:00 PM
Use the part time job to scout out robberies and its golden.

They call that foresight. This man is a born bandit leader.
BKgen®
08-12-2009, 04:02 PM
lawl. The Burt is in a retirement home somewhere, so.... yeah.
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:02 PM
They call that foresight. This man is a born bandit leader.
Ive been honing my skills.

Manipulation is my strongpoint. Also I can cheat at cards.
PURP
08-12-2009, 04:03 PM
bandits don't ride horses. Outlaws and cowboys do...

Just some FYI
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:05 PM
bandits don't ride horses. Outlaws and cowboys do...

Just some FYI
Well find me a 1932 ford and I'll drive that. Horses are easier.
MongolPup
08-12-2009, 04:05 PM
bandits don't ride horses. Outlaws and cowboys do...

Just some FYI

Be careful they don't blacklist you.
PURP
08-12-2009, 04:07 PM
Well find me a 1932 ford and I'll drive that. Horses are easier.

Go north Georgia... they have lots of those in the mountains... Just pay attention for banjos. If you hear them, run. :goodjob:
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:09 PM
PFFFH.

Im not scared of a banjo playing imbred!
Paul
08-12-2009, 04:10 PM
since i didn't see answer to my question i am going to wear my bandit wear anyway...


http://www.culturebully.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/David%20Lee%20Roth%20Assless%20Chaps.jpg



edit... just saw response. suckage on job but fuckit assless chaps rule!!!
americanctm
08-12-2009, 04:10 PM
Depends where your allegiance falls...

Use the part time job to scout out robberies and its golden.

well my store has a cash register. if i took that would i be a bandit?
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:11 PM
well my store has a cash register. if i took that would i be a bandit?
You'd be a petty thief.

Steal the cash register and rape the owners wife.

Then you're golden.
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:11 PM
since i didn't see answer to my question i am going to wear my bandit wear anyway...


http://www.culturebully.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/David%20Lee%20Roth%20Assless%20Chaps.jpg
Oh I said I'm down.
Paul
08-12-2009, 04:12 PM
Oh I said I'm down.

edit... just saw response. suckage on job but fuckit assless chaps rule!!!
americanctm
08-12-2009, 04:14 PM
You'd be a petty thief.

Steal the cash register and rape the owners wife.

Then you're golden.

ya but the cash register is bolted down... and my boss doesn't have a wife... just an alright lookin GF.
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:15 PM
ya but the cash register is bolted down... and my boss doesn't have a wife... just an alright lookin GF.
So you're looking less and less useful by the minute...
HalfBaked
08-12-2009, 04:16 PM
edit... just saw response. suckage on job but fuckit assless chaps rule!!!
Ask Kate if she wants the be the girl thats part of the crew that seduces the rich oil tycoon then steals his money and escapes on horseback from the 2nd floor of the brothel?!?!?!
americanctm
08-12-2009, 04:22 PM
damn... guess i can't wear my old zorro mask then.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w300/americanctm10/BanditMask.jpg:cry:
Paul
08-12-2009, 04:24 PM
Ask Kate if she wants the be the girl thats part of the crew that seduces the rich oil tycoon then steals his money and escapes on horseback from the 2nd floor of the brothel?!?!?!

you know we could just sell drugs i have a connection :lmfao:
ALVIN
08-12-2009, 04:38 PM
Paul I know your connection lol...legal illegal drugs... lol you actually have more than ONE connection hahaha
Paul
08-12-2009, 04:41 PM
Paul I know your connection lol...legal illegal drugs... lol you actually have more than ONE connection hahaha

lol don't incriminate me anymore... FBI is already watching me :lmfao:
ALVIN
08-12-2009, 04:42 PM
lol. pm scotts number. lol. I see his ass every morning speeding and shit haha
WTF?
08-12-2009, 05:06 PM
sucks man that you just lost you're job. Oh and nice meeting you :ninja:
Echonova
08-12-2009, 05:18 PM
I'm only in if we're jacking semi trucks full of DVD players and land-trains of fuel.
WTF?
08-12-2009, 05:29 PM
I'm only in if we're jacking semi trucks full of DVD players and land-trains of fuel. and only driving honda civics
VQ35 Star
08-12-2009, 05:49 PM
ass bandit! :ninja:
k20siboii
08-12-2009, 05:53 PM
Can I join
i got the horses and tnt?
AFSil80
08-13-2009, 12:22 AM
I'm in if I get to shoot the piano player after you get caught cheating at cards. Jim has to shoot the dealer, though.
HypnoToad
08-13-2009, 01:01 AM
im in i got a camaro with ttops....might make a good getaway/driveby car
claybird
08-13-2009, 02:10 AM
Can white people get unemployment? I drove past the dept of labor but only saw scary ghettos. I didn't get out because I had lots of cash on me.
Hell No THEY TURNED ME DOWN im in!!!
ShooterMcGavin
08-13-2009, 09:35 AM
they finally caught you spreading your aids on someones food?