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Jason..
08-10-2009, 12:23 PM
velociraptors..Like no bullshit I know that they aren't real but idk man...


Velociraptor (pronounced /vɨˈlɒsɨræptər/ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English); meaning 'swift seizer'[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor#cite_note-osborn1924a-0)) is a genus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genus) of dromaeosaurid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromaeosaurid)theropod (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theropoda)dinosaur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur) that existed approximately 75 to 71 mya (million years ago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Million_years_ago)) during the later part of the Cretaceous (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretaceous)Period (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Period_(geology)).[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor#cite_note-PGetal2008-1) Only two species are currently recognized, although others have been assigned in the past. The type species (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_species) is V. mongoliensis; fossils (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil) of this species have been discovered in both Inner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner_Mongolia) and Outer Mongolia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolia) in central Asia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Asia). A second species, V. osmolskae, was named in 2008 for skull material from Inner Mongolia.

Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Deinonychus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinonychus) and Achillobator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achillobator), the turkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_(bird))-sized Velociraptor nevertheless shared many of the same anatomical (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomy) features. It was a bipedal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biped), feathered (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feather)carnivore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivore) with a long, stiffened tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped claw (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claw) on each hindfoot, which is thought to have been used to kill its prey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predation). Velociraptor can be distinguished from other dromaeosaurids by its long and low skull (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull), with an upturned snout.

Velociraptor (commonly shortened to 'raptor') is one of the dinosaur genera most familiar to the general public due to its prominent role in the Jurassic Park (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_(film)) motion picture series. In the films it was shown with anatomical inaccuracies, including being much larger than it was in reality and without feathers. It is also well known to paleontologists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleontology), with over a dozen recovered fossil skeletons—the most of any dromaeosaurid. One particularly famous specimen preserves a Velociraptor locked in combat with a Protoceratops (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops).


http://www.marieclaire.com/media/cm/marieclaire/images/Velociraptor_6001.jpg

Like if i seen one id shoot myself..

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 12:29 PM
There was one at the Varsity last week. j00 not see it??? :thinking:


http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm221/joemaestro/IA%20Funny/briraptor.jpg

Jason..
08-10-2009, 12:31 PM
There was one at the Varsity last week. j00 not see it??? :thinking:


http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm221/joemaestro/IA%20Funny/briraptor.jpg
Aahhaahahahahahahahahhaha OMFG...

DeutscheBAG!
08-10-2009, 12:31 PM
http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/ah_yeah/philo6.jpg

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 12:32 PM
http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/ah_yeah/philo6.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

DeutscheBAG!
08-10-2009, 12:34 PM
http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss123/lolfunnystuff/p1-1.png

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 12:37 PM
Velociraptor Deep Thoughts by Walker


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Red_Phoenix
08-10-2009, 12:38 PM
I own a raptor. :ninja:

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 12:40 PM
I own a raptor. :ninja:

He's gonna nom him some nice size rat tonight. I must video the fun. :D

DeutscheBAG!
08-10-2009, 12:43 PM
Velociraptor Deep Thoughts by Walker


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%203/1233238844191.jpg

Ed
08-10-2009, 12:43 PM
There was one at the Varsity last week. j00 not see it??? :thinking:


http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm221/joemaestro/IA%20Funny/briraptor.jpg

damn you, as soon as i read the thread title i was like, oh shit i gotta get the pic joe made. lol

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 12:44 PM
damn you, as soon as i read the thread title i was like, oh shit i gotta get the pic joe made. lol

I like where your mind is at. :lmfao: :goodjob:

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 12:45 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap%203/1233238844191.jpg

More lulz!! :lmfao:

DieselNuts
08-10-2009, 12:47 PM
This thread is full of lulz. Billy Mays sig included

Jason..
08-10-2009, 12:56 PM
How did Autum and the Raptor thing start?

Red_Phoenix
08-10-2009, 01:00 PM
my velociraptor according to sport1.3. Where the hell has that kid been?

ironchef
08-10-2009, 01:02 PM
my velociraptor according to sport1.3. Where the hell has that kid been?Got "eat'ed" by a velociraptor? :D

Red_Phoenix
08-10-2009, 01:06 PM
Got "eat'ed" by a velociraptor? :D

I'm begining to wonder if thats true?:thinking:

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Got "eat'ed" by a velociraptor? :D

He was about the right size to be a morsel. :ninja: :lmfao:

Red_Phoenix
08-10-2009, 01:10 PM
He was about the right size to be a morsel. :ninja: :lmfao:

:eek: He's our buddy!!

DJ Maestro
08-10-2009, 01:11 PM
:eek: He's our buddy!!

I know he's our buddy. He joked about his size so I figure he wouldn't care if I did either. :lmfao: