Friday night - 11:51pm EST

[HvyArms]

...and here I am on IA.

sigh

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:53pm EST

maybe I should change my sig, seeing as how she doesnt even answer my calls half to time. hmm

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:56pm EST

perhaps I'll go cop cruising, yeah...yeah that's the move

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 11:58pm EST

nah, waste of gas. what's on tv?

[PRO®]

...and here I am on IA.

sigh

my sentiments exactly. :(

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 12:00pm EST

:I used to want a Del Sol, I give up on my dreams too easily. Man I want some Ice Cream...but who wants to drive to Kroger...bluh:

[PRO®]

Friday night - 12:00pm EST

:I used to want a Del Sol, I give up on my dreams too easily. Man I want some Ice Cream...but who wants to drive to Kroger...bluh:

I used to want Ice Cream, but didn't feel like driving to Kroger.

[HvyArms]

I went to get some ice cream one night, and the cashier says to me

"$4.36 for a pint of ice cream, at 2 in the morning? Do you have a girlfriend?"

and I was all like

"Biiitch, if you don't just bag my shit and let me go, I swufogawd I'ma come across the counter and slap off them fake ass eyelashes"

...but only in my mind.

[Oz10]

lol

nice car!

[HvyArms]

yeah, but I need some springs. any leads?

[PRO®]

I went to get some ice cream one night, and the cashier says to me

"$4.36 for a pint of ice cream, at 2 in the morning? Do you have a girlfriend?"

and I was all like

"Biiitch, if you don't just bag my shit and let me go, I swufogawd I'ma come across the counter and slap off them fake ass eyelashes"

...but only in my mind.

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

[Oz10]

yeah, but I need some springs. any leads?

I've got my stock ones. You can cut them if you want. :D

[HvyArms]

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies:

pfft, I used to work at a grocery store as a bagger (excuse me...Courtesy Clerk. WTF ever)

My lines neeeever worked, all I got was an old lady who asked me to help her with bags to her car. Then she asked me to massage her calves, for a $5 tip. WTF DO I LOOK LIKE?!



well that day, I looked like a guy eating a $5 footlong for lunch. :no:

[HvyArms]

I've got my stock ones. You can cut them if you want. :D


mmmmyeah, I think I'm good. What are you running though H&R?

[Maniacc]

I went to Outback a little while ago.

Now, I'm online and watching season 1 of House on DVD drinking some coke.

[ScrapMetalDSM]

^ :lmfao::lmfao:

[HvyArms]

You went to outback alone?

edit: at 12:00 o'clock at night?

[PRO®]

pfft, I used to work at a grocery store as a bagger (excuse me...Courtesy Clerk. WTF ever)

My lines neeeever worked, all I got was an old lady who asked me to help her with bags to her car. Then she asked me to massage her calves, for a $5 tip. WTF DO I LOOK LIKE?!



well that day, I looked like a guy eating a $5 footlong for lunch. :no:


was it this old lady?:
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/nice_legs_granny.jpg

[Maniacc]

You went to outback alone?
Fuck no.

I went with my girlfriend/roommate. She's feeling sick so she's asleep right now.

[Maniacc]

edit: at 12:00 o'clock at night?
Haha, no dude.

Didn't you read my post? I said a little while ago. We got back around 11:40pm.

[HvyArms]

was it this old lady?:
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/nice_legs_granny.jpg


whooooa shit LOL, I wasn't ready for that. see, she's at the bus stop...no one believes my old Marta stories.

[LizBiz]

sounds to me like she wanted the :idb:

i used that line all the time on girls when i worked at Publix.

"$1.92 for a bag of candy, at 2pm in the afternoon? Do you have a boyfriend?"

worked every time. =:boobies: Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

[Maniacc]

Yo, hvyarms.

Where the fuck have you been anyways? Have you noticed how IA's turn to shit now?

[HvyArms]

Fuck no.

I went with my girlfriend/roommate. She's feeling sick so she's asleep right now.

she's your girlfriend, slash roommate? sounds like trouble! dude, where's your car?

[PRO®]

whooooa shit LOL, I wasn't ready for that. see, she's at the bus stop...no one believes my old Marta stories.

old marta stories? :headslap: don't tell me you......:idb:


Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

shhhhhhhh :ninja:

;)no not yet(*whispered)

[Maniacc]

she's your girlfriend, slash roommate? sounds like trouble! dude, where's your car?
Been dating for a year and some months now lol. No trouble.

[HvyArms]

Yo, hvyarms.

Where the fuck have you been anyways? Have you noticed how IA's turn to shit now?


I sold the Vovo, and then...mmm relationship stuff was going on. And then...mmm I was driving an Escape. And then...I bought a bimmer...so now I'm back up in this muthafukka :goodjob:


but yeah, I've noticed. ugh, wsup, what happened?

[HvyArms]

old marta stories? :headslap: don't tell me you......:idb:


Well yeah, of course :idb: but I'm talking about my crazy Marta stories. Remember the girl who went off on the lady, and was caught by a cam phone? That was my friend's sister, no lie.

[PRO®]

Well yeah, of course :idb: but I'm talking about my crazy Marta stories. Remember the girl who went off on the lady, and was caught by a cam phone? That was my friend's sister, no lie.

lol, the infamous soulja girl? wow, lol

[HvyArms]

Bet it did!!!!!!!!!!!

You got a Kobe on your team yet???? PLAYA!!!!

I'm not familiar with people who joined IA in Dec 2008.

[Maniacc]

but yeah, I've noticed. ugh, wsup, what happened?
Dunno, man. I blame our education system. Kids nowadays are fucking retarded. They think they're so grown it's hilarious, and think that everything they say and do people will respect and take into account. What's sad is that all the stupidity is contagious. I haven't been affected - so beware if you plan on posting like you used to again.

[HvyArms]

lol, the infamous soulja girl? wow, lol


:sigh: yeah her lol. He posted a youtube vid, explaining why she was acting that way...wonder if it's still up

[HvyArms]

- so beware if you plan on posting like you used to again.

:looking skeptically: how DID I used to post? I can't seem to recall.

[Maniacc]

:looking skeptically: how DID I used to post? I can't seem to recall.
Like a faggot.

I hope you lost all that faggotry during your vaction away from IA.

[PRO®]

:sigh: yeah her lol. He posted a youtube vid, explaining why she was acting that way...wonder if it's still up

never saw the explanation vid, but i heard she was schizophrenic? something along those lines, and she didn't take her meds

[Double_0_Rusty]

I haz teh sleepies

[HvyArms]

Like a faggot.


oh you've got to be fuckin kidding me? I'm allergic to faggotry!

[HvyArms]

never saw the explanation vid, but i heard she was schizophrenic? something along those lines, and she didn't take her meds


mhm and she's bipolar. go fig

[LizBiz]

I'm not familiar with people who joined IA in Dec 2008. I been here since 05 shawty!!!! Just had some technical difficulties lol.

[PRO®]

I been here since 05 shawty!!!! Just had some technical difficulties lol.

three years of technical difficulties!?
:tongue1:

[HvyArms]

I been here since 05 shawty!!!! Just had some technical difficulties lol.

wow...did you just call me shawty? ohhohohell no.

Hi Liz, I'm from California, the use of "shawty" is strictly prohibited shawty.

[PRO®]

mhm and she's bipolar. go fig

is alice smith your girl, or your girl-friend? lol

regardless, never heard of her, but clicked on the link and i dig her music :goodjob:

[LizBiz]

I'm ATL born and raised!!! You in MY city, I talk how I want to talk SHAWTY!!!!!!

[HvyArms]

is alice smith your girl, or your girl-friend? lol

regardless, never heard of her, but clicked on the link and i dig her music :goodjob:

she was/is/sorta still my woman. we were engaged, and then...:sigh: SO, how about that Vick? He's a character lol

Nah, but she sings well

[PRO®]

she was/is/sorta still my woman. we were engaged, and then...:sigh: SO, how about that Vick? He's a character lol

Nah, but she sings well

oh i seeeee, understood lol. :(

yea how about him :ninja:
(not big on football, lol)

[HvyArms]

I'm ATL born and raised!!! You in MY city, I talk how I want to talk SHAWTY!!!!!!


And so...you can't find anything better to do in your city, than invade MY thread, and call me shawty?

translated

Hollup, aint you gat sum betta shit ta do, then be awl up in MY thred poppin owf at de mowf? I mean, since iz YO city an owl dat. Shiiiiit, gat me fuked up, shawty.

[HvyArms]

oh i seeeee, understood lol. :(



she's cool, I mean we just talked tonight :goodjob:


after like...not talking for 2 months, hmm. gotta appreciate what you can get, I guess.

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 12:55am EST

Did I really just spend an hour doing this? Sheeeeeesh

[PRO®]

she's cool, I mean we just talked tonight :goodjob:


after like...not talking for 2 months, hmm. gotta appreciate what you can get, I guess.

indeed:goodjob:


Friday night - 12:55am EST

Did I really just spend an hour doing this? Sheeeeeesh

:lmfao:

[HvyArms]

Friday night - 1:02am EST

Gotta find something constructive to do, or something moist to get into.

[TheGodfather]

I've been home since going boating, got hom around 12am.

Idk, just don't feel like doing anything.

[LizBiz]

And so...you can't find anything better to do in your city, than invade MY thread, and call me shawty?

translated

Hollup, aint you gat sum betta shit ta do, then be awl up in MY thred poppin owf at de mowf? I mean, since iz YO city an owl dat. Shiiiiit, gat me fuked up, shawty. Obviously I don't have anything better to do, since I'm up in this thread among others.

Oh wait....

Hell nah I ain't got shit else do to but post up on this MF site. EASTSIDE shawty come see me playa!!!!!!! Yeen got shit on me son!!!!

yeah if you knew me IRL you would laugh at the thought of me saying that.....LOL

[HvyArms]

Obviously I don't have anything better to do, since I'm up in this thread among others.

Oh wait....

Hell nah I ain't got shit else do to but post up on this MF site. EASTSIDE shawty come see me playa!!!!!!! Yeen got shit on me son!!!!

yeah if you knew me IRL you would laugh at the thought of me saying that.....LOL

WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIDE

[HvyArms]

I've been home since going boating, got hom around 12am.

Idk, just don't feel like doing anything.


IS BOATING THE SAME AS FISHING? IS THAT SAFE AT NIGHT?

[LizBiz]

WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIDE Wanna race???? :ninja:

[PRO®]

Friday night - 1:02am EST

....or something moist to get into.

if all else fails, forget the vernacular, and go for the literal meaning

http://www.mccormickgourmet.com/assets/225_11073_RedVelvet.jpg

^its the next best thing.

[HvyArms]

come see me playa!!!!!!! Yeen got shit on me son!!!!

BTW, you're mixing two different dialects of urbanspeak. That's a no no.

Also, I dont 'come see' women from the internets at 1am anymore, I've learned my lesson :no:

[PRO®]

Wanna race???? :ninja:

lol, cmon liz.:lmfao:

[HvyArms]

if all else fails, forget the vernacular, and go for the literal meaning

http://www.mccormickgourmet.com/assets/225_11073_RedVelvet.jpg

^its the next best thing.


DAMN STRAIGHT LOL

[HvyArms]

Wanna race???? :ninja:


do I wanna race a stock 318? mmmm sure, why not.

[LizBiz]

lol, cmon liz.:lmfao:People underestimate my car!!!!!!! Do you know who's behind the wheel!?!?!?!?! haha!!! You get on my nerves Corey!!!!!! GAH!!!!

[HvyArms]

Ohh you were bluffing about the race? Now I'm wearing shoes, for no good reason. craps

[PRO®]

Ohh you were bluffing about the race? Now I'm wearing shoes, for no good reason. craps

i'll race you, haha. what do you drive?

[LizBiz]

I will do it!!! I don't care, it's worth a try. :D

[HvyArms]

i'll race you, haha. what do you drive?

the one in my sig and avatar.

[PRO®]

the one in my sig and avatar.

figured that much, lol.

what is it?(model) i know its a beemer

[PRO®]

I will do it!!! I don't care, it's worth a try. :D


hmm.

[HvyArms]

I will do it!!! I don't care, it's worth a try. :D

does your car have 3 pedals, or 2?

[HvyArms]

figured that much, lol.

what is it?(model) i know its a beemer

ohh, it's a 325is. E30

[PRO®]

does your car have 3 pedals, or 2?

she has 2

[PRO®]

ohh, it's a 325is. E30

168 hp?

[HvyArms]

168 hp?


lol not anymore

[PRO®]

lol not anymore

dun, dun, dun...

and the plot thickens.

hmmmm.

you've got me curious, george.

[HvyArms]

dun, dun, dun...

and the plot thickens.

hmmmm.

you've got me curious, george.

nah, I really stopped racing since I blew my C70

[PRO®]

nah, I really stopped racing since I blew my C70

lol, oh okay.

well this fun friday night/saturday morning has come to an end for me.

i've had wayyyyyyyy too much fun sitting at home in a quiet house in front of a computer screen eating cold ravioli still wearing my work clothes, while everyone is out having fun.

reeses peaces.

[HvyArms]

i've had wayyyyyyyy too much fun sitting at home in a quiet house in front of a computer screen eating cold ravioli still wearing my work clothes, while everyone is out having fun.


daaaamnit lol. alright man, nite

[LizBiz]

she has 2 he asked me! Not you!!! Gah!!!!!!! Go to work or something!!!!! Use your free flights and go to Montana.

[PRO®]

he asked me! Not you!!! Gah!!!!!!! Go to work or something!!!!! Use your free flights and go to Montana.

lol, you took too long to respond.

and, nahhh think i'll fly to venice...or cancun;)

[HvyArms]

he asked me! Not you!!! Gah!!!!!!! Go to work or something!!!!! Use your free flights and go to Montana.

Yeah you did kinda take like more than 12 hrs, and didn't even answer the question. Good job :goodjob:

Saturday night - 11:00pm EST

I was going to call her, but I changed my mind. I did kinda want free dinner though, hmmm

[HvyArms]

Saturday night - 11:09pm EST

So she calls: 'Hey I thought I was gonna hear from you at 8?

Sorry about that, I got busy.

'Until 11?'

...no?

'So...are you still coming or...?'

Maybe tomorrow?

'So I'm dressed for nothing, then?'

Why don't you just come over here?

'BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A CAR!

:Oh yeah...you're THAT one. Riight:

[HvyArms]

Saturday night - 11:21pm EST

Text from ******
-"Why do you blow me off so easily"

Response from me
-Because you don't blow me off so easily?

[HvyArms]

Saturday night - 11:53pm EST

tricking off on IA

[PRO®]

Saturday night - 11:21pm EST

Text from ******
-"Why do you blow me off so easily"

Response from me
-Because you don't blow me off so easily?

haha