Late for work FTMFL!!!!!

[TheProfiteer]

If ATL traffic was a person I would straight murder it with a fucking plastic fork!!

Ok here is the deal, I work at JeJu Sauna, here by Gwinnet Place Mall. The guy who works the overnight shift here is a total bitch, if you are late 2min he bitches at you.

Anyways I live 4 miles from work, it should take me no more than 8 min to get there. I had to be at work at 7am so I woke up at 6am, got ready, took my shower, had my hot cup of tea, breakfast, and out the door at 6:45 on the dot.

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 25MIN to travel 4miles on pleasant hill!!!! FUCK A DUCK I was 10 Min Late and Joseph the night guy was sooo pissed, he went and called the manager on her cell phone and filed a formal complaint. WTF!!

i know I should anticipate it ahead of time and leave at 6:30am, but god damn fuck waking up at 5:30


god damn it. /rant

[DJ Maestro]

Free passes? :ninja:

[AnthonyF]

Yeah...no excuses. No offense.

I drove 45 miles ONE way for 4 years. I was 99% of the time always on time.

You have it made that you only live 4 miles away.

-Ant.

[browningboy7]

If ATL traffic was a person I would straight murder it with a fucking plastic fork!!

Ok here is the deal, I work at JeJu Sauna, here by Gwinnet Place Mall. The guy who works the overnight shift here is a total bitch, if you are late 2min he bitches at you.

Anyways I live 4 miles from work, it should take me no more than 8 min to get there. I had to be at work at 7am so I woke up at 6am, got ready, took my shower, had my hot cup of tea, breakfast, and out the door at 6:45 on the dot.

IT TOOK ME FUCKING 25MIN to travel 4miles on pleasant hill!!!! FUCK A DUCK I was 10 Min Late and Joseph the night guy was sooo pissed, he went and called the manager on her cell phone and filed a formal complaint. WTF!!

i know I should anticipate it ahead of time and leave at 6:30am, but god damn fuck waking up at 5:30


god damn it. /rant

I know where you live, I'm gonna kill you BISH!

[TheProfiteer]

Yeah...no excuses. No offense.

I drove 45 miles ONE way for 4 years. I was 99% of the time always on time.

You have it made that you only live 4 miles away.

-Ant.

lol, this is just a job for while I am finishing up with school.
So maybe one more year, and its a morning fucking commute for me. Which I am just dreading. Traffic is one of the biggest things I hate in life.

I know no excuses, but still I would of been right on time if it wasnt for the bajillion fucking people on pleasant hill come morning time.

[TheProfiteer]

I know where you live, I'm gonna kill you BISH!

lol, bish I am pretty sure you forgot how to get here.

[browningboy7]

lol, bish I am pretty sure you forgot how to get here.

Pretty sure I did, Lots O' curves...That's about all I remember. :lmfao:

[TheProfiteer]

Free passes? :ninja:


Mention "The Profiteer" and if its me at work, I might just be able to work something out.

[DJ Maestro]

Mention "The Profiteer" and if its me at work, I might just be able to work something out.

Typical hours? :thinking:

[TheProfiteer]

Pretty sure I did, Lots O' curves...That's about all I remember. :lmfao:


hahahaha, how bout I give you directions, and you come give it a shot.

[TheProfiteer]

Typical hours? :thinking:

7am-4pm

[DJ Maestro]

7am-4pm

Well damn, pretty much the same hours I'm working. :doh:

Weekends?? :???:

[TheProfiteer]

Well damn, pretty much the same hours I'm working. :doh:

Weekends?? :???:

yeah, almost every saturday and sunday lately. same hours.


remember bartar is smarter, bring something to the table as well.

[DJ Maestro]

yeah, almost every saturday and sunday lately. same hours.


remember bartar is smarter, bring something to the table as well.

What in god's name do you bartar with at a sauna?? :thinking:

[TheProfiteer]

What in god's name do you bartar with at a sauna?? :thinking:

I dunno, anything, bring me lunch, a pack of smokes, something.

[TheProfiteer]

could actually use food and a pack of smokes this very instant.

anyone who comes here in the next hour with food and a pack of pariliment lights, gets in for FREE.



nevermind, my girl is going to make me a delivery.

[TheGodfather]

I might have to stop by and see your dumbass.

You work at a sauna! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Pussy.

[Catnip]

Wow. Why not make a thread about it you cock grabbin' ass whore bitch fuck?


Go fuck yourself in a cement mixer filled with a bunch of fuck you marbles.

[TheProfiteer]

Wow. Why not make a thread about it you cock grabbin' ass whore bitch fuck?


Go fuck yourself in a cement mixer filled with a bunch of fuck you marbles.


you talkin to me?

[Sammich]

I HAVE A THING TO BE LATE ON PURPOSE AT DOLLAR GENERAL KNOWING IT PISSES THE LADY OFF LOL

[Catnip]

you talkin to me?

You think I'm talking to your fuckng mom or TheGoatfelcher?

[TheProfiteer]

You think I'm talking to your fuckng mom or TheGoatfelcher?

listen Evan, you have no room to talk driving that camaro of yours. Even mexicans gave up on driving those pieces of shit, so wtf were you thinking?

[Catnip]

listen Evan, you have no room to talk driving that camaro of yours. Even mexicans gave up on driving those pieces of shit, so wtf were you thinking?

I have a 96,000 mile, 6 speed Z28 with almost mint black leather and boyd coddington wheels... last I checked, that's not the same as the V6 automatic camaros mexicans drive. Good try, though.




Just kidding. It was about as good of a try as your parents reproducing.

[TheProfiteer]

I have a 96,000 mile, 6 speed Z28 with almost mint black leather and boyd coddington wheels... last I checked, that's not the same as the V6 automatic camaros mexicans drive. Good try, though.




Just kidding. It was about as good of a try as your parents reproducing.


man get the fuck out of here with that weak sauce shit. Pity your z28 gets smoked by honda 4 bangers.

Till you throw a supercharger in there, you aint got shit.

[Catnip]

man get the fuck out of here with that weak sauce shit. Pity your z28 gets smoked by honda 4 bangers.

Till you throw a supercharger in there, you aint got shit.
i'm running low 13's on drag radials on a stock lt1... get on my level asswhore

[TheProfiteer]

i'm running low 13's on drag radials on a stock lt1... get on my level asswhore


yeah they all say that, then when they finally get out on the strip, and pull 15.5, its all

"Oh I just didnt launch right, I didnt have enough grip :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: "


take the klunker to the fucking dealership and get your 4500 dollar credit before its too late.

[Catnip]

yeah they all say that, then when they finally get out on the strip, and pull 15.5, its all

"Oh I just didnt launch right, I didnt have enough grip :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: "


take the klunker to the fucking dealership and get your 4500 dollar credit before its too late.

i've already ran it on shitty street tires spinning most of the way... with witnesses :goodjob:

[TheProfiteer]

i've already ran it on shitty street tires spinning most of the way... with witnesses :goodjob:

and pulled a 13.4?

Dude 13s are nothing to fucking brag about, especially on a V8. E36 M3s pull that all day long stock, and its a 3.2l I-6, so STFU.

Listen if you had at least an SS, I might give you some credit, but now you are just pouting steam making your self out alot harder than your really are.


Get real Evan.

[Catnip]

and pulled a 13.4?

Dude 13s are nothing to fucking brag about, especially on a V8. E36 M3s pull that all day long stock, and its a 3.2l I-6, so STFU.

Listen if you had at least an SS, I might give you some credit, but now you are just pouting steam making your self looking out alot harder than your really are.


Get real Evan.

I ran a 13.7 at 104 with a 2.2 60'. I was spinning 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th all night long and still running 13's. My hatch did 13.7 at 101...

The difference in the technology in an E36 M3 and a LT1 is pretty big, doofus

But shows how much you know. The difference in a LT1 SS and LT1 Z28 is the hood. LOL. Goodjob ricer. Go say a B16 swapped EX civic is lame because it's not an EM1 :lmfao:

Faggot.

[toxxxic]

take a different way to work, silly! :)

cut through neighborhoods, idk - it cant be THAT HARD to not take pleasant hill.

[TheGodfather]

catnip>thefagiteer

[TheProfiteer]

I ran a 13.7 at 104 with a 2.2 60'. I was spinning 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th all night long and still running 13's. My hatch did 13.7 at 101...

The difference in the technology in an E36 M3 and a LT1 is pretty big, doofus

But shows how much you know. The difference in a LT1 SS and LT1 Z28 is the hood. LOL. Goodjob ricer. Go say a B16 swapped EX civic is lame because it's not an EM1 :lmfao:

Faggot.

Hmm, I for some reason thought SS's had LT4s, oh well, fuck that pushrod POS technology.

Listen whore, your 5.7L 16valve Pushrood Piece of shit only produces 275 HP on the Fly, fuck your witnesses, fuck your track records, your POS is nothing to boast about.

thats like be braging about my 8th Gen Civic, cause its clean and gets mega MPGs.

You car is not a performance car, agian I repeat, your performance to fuel consumption to engine size ratio is horrible. A 5.7L V8 should be running mid 12s pushing a minimum of 370Hp.

Drop at least an LS1 in your car, and I will Shut the fuck up about performance, but I will always say 3rd and 4th gen Camaros look like absolute shit.


You car:
A: Looks like shit
B: Drive Like shit
C: Wieghs a fucking ton
D: Has the resell value of a used HIV infected prostitute.


go home redneck.

[Catnip]

Hmm, I for some reason thought SS's had LT4s, oh well, fuck that pushrod POS technology.

Listen whore, your 5.7L 16valve Pushrood Piece of shit only produces 275 HP on the Fly, fuck your witnesses, fuck your track records, your POS is nothing to boast about.

thats like be braging about my 8th Gen Civic, cause its clean and gets mega MPGs.

You car is not a performance car, agian I repeat, your performance to fuel consumption to engine size ratio is horrible. A 5.7L V8 should be running mid 12s pushing a minimum of 370Hp.


You car:
A: Looks like shit
B: Drive Like shit
C: Wieghs a fucking ton
D: Has the resell value of a used HIV infected prostitute.


go home redneck.

A. I get compliments daily and I still get head from my sister because she thinks it's sexy.
B. Drives perfect, maybe you drove a shitty one... still gets about 20mpg city
C. Weighs 3200 pounds
D. I could sell it for about $6k on eBay, I have about $2k in it

PS. 13.7 spinning on a stock LT1 is a GREAT time.

[TheProfiteer]

take a different way to work, silly! :)

cut through neighborhoods, idk - it cant be THAT HARD to not take pleasant hill.

it really is the fastest way.

the shortest path between two points is a straight line.

morning rush hour sucks everywhere around here, Gwinnett is the heart of middle class suburbia. So EVERY packs the fuck out come 7am to go to work, and it becomes a fucking zoo out on the roads.

[Catnip]

Oh yea, I ran the same as my friends SS LS1 6 speed camaro... LOLOL

[Revmaynard]

lol, this is just a job for while I am finishing up with school.
So maybe one more year, and its a morning fucking commute for me. Which I am just dreading. Traffic is one of the biggest things I hate in life.

I know no excuses, but still I would of been right on time if it wasnt for the bajillion fucking people on pleasant hill come morning time.


Yea, the concept of millions of other American's waking up with shit to do is unfathomable.

[toxxxic]

right but not when you have to sit in traffic for 25 minutes to go 4 miles.

the fastest way from my house to my work was 400 - did i take 400? HELL NO. i took 35 mph backroads for 15 miles and made it there in half the time every day :)

its something to look into!

[TheProfiteer]

A. I get compliments daily and I still get head from my sister because she thinks it's sexy.
B. Drives perfect, maybe you drove a shitty one... still gets about 20mpg city
C. Weighs 3200 pounds
D. I could sell it for about $6k on eBay, I have about $2k in it

PS. 13.7 spinning on a stock LT1 is a GREAT time.

Hey at least you know where you come from, be proud of who you are, I give you reps for that.

&

nah, i never really drove too many "fast cars" Fastest car ive drove was a supercharged b18c5 Dropped into an EG hatch. Next to that was a supercharged E36 M3.

both not my cars. I have never owned anything faster than a 5speed Maxima, speed really isnt my thing.


yeah by the way a 13.7 is a great time for your POS.


but in all reality you took my mexican-camaro joke way too far Evan, man chill.

[TheProfiteer]

Oh yea, I ran the same as my friends SS LS1 6 speed camaro... LOLOL


NO, STRAIGHT NO.

your friend must suck ass at life.

[Catnip]

a supercharged B series is slow as fuck...

[Catnip]

NO, STRAIGHT NO.

your friend must suck ass at life.


nope. LOL. my car is just BEAST son.

[TheProfiteer]

a supercharged B series is slow as fuck...

ran the exact same fucking times as your Camaro

[Catnip]

ran the exact same fucking times as your Camaro

LOL. GG. So you're saying a supercharged ITR swapped civic ran the same as my camaro? Yet, my intake/exhaust JDM GSR hatch on slicks ran a 13.50? LOL

[TheProfiteer]

LOL. GG. So you're saying a supercharged ITR swapped civic ran the same as my camaro? Yet, my intake/exhaust JDM GSR hatch on slicks ran a 13.50? LOL


Boy you must be sippin that purp.

A B18C with just intake and exhast running 13.5


aaaaaaahahahahahah, seriously man, scan that time sheet for me, I wanna see that.


yes its possible, if you strip the fuck out the mother fucker, and maybe a bit of spray.


I get my shit confused though, C5 is Type R? I am sorry it was a b18C1 SC.

anyways no, your JDM GSR did not run 13.5, and if it did and you can prove, I will shut the fuck up.

[TheProfiteer]

LOL. GG. So you're saying a supercharged ITR swapped civic ran the same as my camaro? Yet, my intake/exhaust JDM GSR hatch on slicks ran a 13.50? LOL

plus you just discredited your "BEAST" son

when your camaro is slower than your GSR Hatch, how the fuck can even begin to defend that shit?

[Revmaynard]

He did run that time.

[Black Mamba]

This thread is hilarious between the arguments.

wanna hook me up with some free coupon/tickets to that sauna place? My mom goes there a lot I think.. haha.

But yeah traffic that area is a BITCHHH. NO matter what time you go through.

[TheProfiteer]

He did run that time.

ok fine, ill take that as proof enough, time for me to stfu.


lol thats fucking pathetic though how a GSR SC only ran mid 13s.


pfft good thing I wasnt the idiot who put the money into that car.

Any of you remeber that black EG Hatch with the Jackson Racing SC on here, thats the car my buddies put together and the car inquestion. Maybe it was just tunned wrong, who cares.

if a stock JDM GSR pulls 13.5, fucking pigs are flying, and in about 30min later and few hits of purp my ass is gonna be flying as well.


Evan you win this one, but Camaros still suck ass.

[Greddypacked]

Dude just leave work a little bit earlier and save the hassle. 4 miles of traffic isnt bad lol.

[Catnip]

JRSC suck ass.

[TheProfiteer]

Dude just leave work a little bit earlier and save the hassle. 4 miles of traffic isnt bad lol.

you have obviously never driven on abbots bridge road durring rush hour.

its no where near where I work, but to travel 4miles on that road between 5pm-6:30pm takes more than an hour.

[toxxxic]

But shows how much you know. The difference in a LT1 SS and LT1 Z28 is the hood. LOL. Goodjob ricer.

Faggot.

Well. No, not really. the ss made more power.

[Greddypacked]

you have obviously never driven on abbots bridge road durring rush hour.

its no where near where I work, but to travel 4miles on that road between 5pm-6:30pm takes more than an hour.
Lol dude i used to be a professional driver, im sure i have witnessed bad traffic. Like I said leave a little earlier you will be fine.

[Catnip]

Here.

First time using slicks on anything so I had to get used to it. I was only able to run twice as I didn't have a helmet so they kicked me out... LOL. First launch SUCKED. I feathered the clutch way too much. Second time I still feathered it too much and only launched at about 4.5k... should've been pulling about 1.8 60's.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/135timeslip.jpg

[Catnip]

Well. No, not really. the ss made more power.

Whoopty do. It has higher flowing intake box, manifolds, and cat-back. Guess what, 10hp isn't a lot ;)

[TheProfiteer]

Lol dude i used to be a professional driver, im sure i have witnessed bad traffic. Like I said leave a little earlier you will be fine.

yeah, I know man. It just a bitch waking up so early in the morning.

[david068513]

Hmm, I for some reason thought SS's had LT4s, oh well, fuck that pushrod POS technology.

Listen whore, your 5.7L 16valve Pushrood Piece of shit only produces 275 HP on the Fly, fuck your witnesses, fuck your track records, your POS is nothing to boast about.

thats like be braging about my 8th Gen Civic, cause its clean and gets mega MPGs.

You car is not a performance car, agian I repeat, your performance to fuel consumption to engine size ratio is horrible. A 5.7L V8 should be running mid 12s pushing a minimum of 370Hp.

Drop at least an LS1 in your car, and I will Shut the fuck up about performance, but I will always say 3rd and 4th gen Camaros look like absolute shit.


You car:
A: Looks like shit
B: Drive Like shit
C: Wieghs a fucking ton
D: Has the resell value of a used HIV infected prostitute.


go home redneck.

really now? Ok now I am offended. Come get at a bolt on third gen when your ready. :idb:

BTW catnip I know who you bought your car from I believe. Nice car. :goodjob: