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TheGodfather
08-07-2009, 04:52 AM
SERIOUSLY, THIS CHOCOLATE LAB SMELLS LIKE ASSHOLE.

I WASHED HER ONCE, AND IT HELPED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES. SHE DOESN'T GO OUTSIDE AND ROLL AROUND OR ANYTHING.

PLUS SHE WAKES MY ASS UP EVERY 2 HOURS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON.

FUCK THIS DOG:



http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll74/blueridgepuppies/Belle_sized.jpg




SHE IS A LITTLE BITCH.

TheProfiteer
08-07-2009, 08:15 AM
you really have nothing to do some days

Ran
08-07-2009, 09:02 AM
Does she smell like clean asshole or nasty forgot-to-wipe asshole?

punkr6
08-07-2009, 09:03 AM
she can't help it, be nice...

TheProfiteer
08-07-2009, 09:05 AM
I take it Godfather threw in some metaphorical racial innuendo into this post

§treet_§peed
08-07-2009, 10:36 AM
take her to a dog groomer and let threm clean her. tell them to squeeze the gland in her ass.

BKgen®
08-07-2009, 10:48 AM
Joba Chamberlain is my homeboy.

PURP
08-07-2009, 10:58 AM
shoot that cunt

TheGodfather
08-07-2009, 11:44 AM
Ok the profiteer, I have no idea what you're getting at you stupid asswipe since dogs have no race, THEY ARE DOGS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. ALSO NOTHING TO DO?! IT WAS 5AM YOU MORON, WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING. FUCK YOU!

Ran, she smells like asshole that needs to be cleaned badly, not one that needs to be rimmed, nm?

SS I could take her to the groomer, but she isn't my dog so I am not about to spend any money on the bitch.

punk, I know she can't, but I am not about petting or playing with a dog that smells like shit.

GotPurp= best idea.

civic95
08-07-2009, 11:50 AM
Try feeding it a different brand of food. The food they eat can have a lot to do with how they smell. How old is it?

TheProfiteer
08-07-2009, 11:51 AM
Ok the profiteer, I have no idea what you're getting at you stupid asswipe since dogs have no race, THEY ARE DOGS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. ALSO NOTHING TO DO?! IT WAS 5AM YOU MORON, WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING. FUCK YOU!

Ran, she smells like asshole that needs to be cleaned badly, not one that needs to be rimmed, nm?

SS I could take her to the groomer, but she isn't my dog so I am not about to spend any money on the bitch.

punk, I know she can't, but I am not about petting or playing with a dog that smells like shit.

GotPurp= best idea.


listen yankee doodle fagfather fuck. At 5am your ass should either be sleepin, or applying that preparation H to help reduce the size of those hemroids caused by the ass fucking you recieved the night proir.

learn the meaning of the words metaphorical and innuendo.

TheGodfather
08-07-2009, 12:03 PM
Civic she is 9. It's my aunt's dog that I'm watching, so I don't want to go out and spend too much money since it isn't mine, but I'd be willing to change anything.

And fagiteer, your reference to anal sex was so juvenile I didn't expect to retort. But I did, and you fail. Fuck you.

blue94eg6
08-07-2009, 12:27 PM
I hate to say it but my girl worked at a vet clinic and she just needs her aal glands expressed. our dog used to have that problem but now shes good to go

TheProfiteer
08-07-2009, 01:10 PM
Civic she is 9. It's my aunt's dog that I'm watching, so I don't want to go out and spend too much money since it isn't mine, but I'd be willing to change anything.

And fagiteer, your reference to anal sex was so juvenile I didn't expect to retort. But I did, and you fail. Fuck you.


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you aint shit punk and you know it.

TheGodfather
08-07-2009, 02:00 PM
:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:


you aint shit punk and you know it.

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll270/alightfoot8908/1213425404530.jpg

TheProfiteer
08-07-2009, 02:35 PM
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll270/alightfoot8908/1213425404530.jpg

ahhahahahha even more proof that you aint shit fagfather.

LordZed
08-07-2009, 02:43 PM
Get dem anal glands squeeeeezed! Seriously it's not that expensive and you and the dog will be happier and less smelly. Whose dog is it??

TheGodfather
08-07-2009, 03:13 PM
Lordzed it's my aunt's dog. I have never heard of squeezing anal glands lol.

And fagiteer, that ain't proof I'm not shit. That's proof that yo mouf runs faster than yo ass.

LordZed
08-07-2009, 03:21 PM
As funny as it sounds, it's 100% true. You can do it yourself if your a brave mutherfucker.

TheGodfather
08-07-2009, 03:29 PM
Hahha, I'm brave but not that brave.