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tdurr
08-02-2009, 12:38 AM
do this,

Gather:
Vaseline
A bag of sand
and a single latex glove.

Step one: put latex glove on.
Step two: Open the Vaseline and scoop out as much as u can.
Step three: Flop it on the windshield and smear.
Step Five: With your other hand, grab a shit ton of sand and throw it on the windshield.
Step six: Wait.
:ninja:
UTsmokey14
08-02-2009, 12:49 AM
i dont get it... what happens
STRteg
08-02-2009, 12:54 AM
wheres step 4?
tdurr
08-02-2009, 01:17 AM
wheres step 4?
dont need step 4 lol. :crazy:
Dr.G35
08-02-2009, 01:21 AM
last step is where i start to giggle lol:D
jR1_kS14
08-02-2009, 01:42 AM
so....

does it not come off? or what?

sand on a vagina's car?
§treet_§peed
08-02-2009, 01:45 AM
it will scratch the windshield and its a bitch to get off.
cactusEG
08-02-2009, 02:18 AM
it will scratch the windshield and its a bitch to get off.

Matt did that shit happen to u ?
Elbow
08-02-2009, 10:18 AM
I do it to cars I see daily, I don't like your ride, I fuck it up, simple.
b@d @pple
08-02-2009, 10:41 AM
if some one did that to my car im pretty sure i would fuck your entire family after i beheaded them
FasTech
08-02-2009, 12:02 PM
I'm not the, mess with another person's car, type of guy. Just wrong in my opinion.
§treet_§peed
08-02-2009, 01:53 PM
Matt did that shit happen to u ?nope not me i know some ones it did happen to tho
D3UC3S
08-02-2009, 03:47 PM
if some one did that to my car im pretty sure i would fuck your entire family after i beheaded them


AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....God damn u crack me up J.
Echonova
08-02-2009, 03:57 PM
I prefer if it's a white car to simply place the funny pages from the newspaper on the car... Add water and leave. the ink will transfer to the paint leaving backwards comics on their car... That WON'T come off.
slostang
08-02-2009, 04:24 PM
I prefer if it's a white car to simply place the funny pages from the newspaper on the car... Add water and leave. the ink will transfer to the paint leaving backwards comics on their car... That WON'T come off.

hmm... wish i still had a honda. that would make for an interesting hood...
One_Bad_SHO
08-02-2009, 07:14 PM
...or you could just spend 15 seconds pouring some gas on the car and lighting it on fire... greater results, less mess (for you), and quicker.


...just saying.
MR2DR
08-02-2009, 07:41 PM
...or you could just spend 15 seconds pouring some gas on the car and lighting it on fire... greater results, less mess (for you), and quicker.


...just saying.

but that's not original :D
SmackedInATL
08-02-2009, 07:52 PM
whats your address tdurr?
Chuckster
08-02-2009, 08:16 PM
Step 7 get your ass beat down.