How should I fuck with the sattellite installation guy?

[Psycho]

I'm bored as hell, I haven't slept since yesterday, and I feel like having some fun might put me in a better mood. So how should I do it?

[ep9716]

Number 1 and 3 are funny..

[FasTech]

1 and 4 have my pick.

[Buttons]

Have porn blaring in the background with some lotion on the table. Answer the door in your robe only. Then ask if he's ever seen a dead body.

All of that needs to be combined on a videotape asap.

[Psycho]

LuLz

[TheProfiteer]

all of the above,

[quickdodge®]

Have porn blaring in the background with some lotion on the table. Answer the door in your robe only. Then ask if he's ever seen a dead body.

All of that needs to be combined on a videotape asap.

Stupid. Later, QD.

[Evil Goat]

lulz, im a service manager now, but i spent 2.5 years as an installer....i've seen and heard it all, seeing 3 or more people a day 3-5 days a week for 2.5 years made it interesting

[Psycho]

lulz, im a service manager now, but i spent 2.5 years as an installer....i've seen and heard it all, seeing 3 or more people a day 3-5 days a week for 2.5 years made it interesting
LoL
what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?

[Evil Goat]

i was doing a walkthrough with a customer one afternoon and walked in on her daughter and her boyfriend doing the dirty....needless to say she wasn't too interested in having me do the install that day

other than that the usual crazy people, houses with holes in the floor, holes in the walls, i helped on an install at a house one time that was 5 bed 3 bath and had a total of 21 people living there, they had beds in what shoudve been the dining room, breakfast area, and living room and had the garage sectioned off into 2 bed rooms with 4 people sleeping out there

[Psycho]

haha damn
were they mexican?

[Arm&hammer]

i was doing a walkthrough with a customer one afternoon and walked in on her daughter and her boyfriend doing the dirty....needless to say she wasn't too interested in having me do the install that day

other than that the usual crazy people, houses with holes in the floor, holes in the walls, i helped on an install at a house one time that was 5 bed 3 bath and had a total of 21 people living there, they had beds in what shoudve been the dining room, breakfast area, and living room and had the garage sectioned off into 2 bed rooms with 4 people sleeping out there

What race were these people?
I'd do 1 or 3.

[Arm&hammer]

haha damn
were they mexican?

what i was thinking. lol.

[Evil Goat]

the 21 people living in the same house were asians....2 of them owned a local asian buffet, and the rest were either employees or children

funny thing was the 2 that owned the place had their own rooms, one had was married, so the other 18 people lived in 3 bed rooms, the breakfast area, dining room, living room, and garage

[You_Wish]

i was doing a walkthrough with a customer one afternoon and walked in on her daughter and her boyfriend doing the dirty....needless to say she wasn't too interested in having me do the install that day



did you ask if it was a trian and where you could hop on board at lmao.:crazy:

[Evil Goat]

haha, i assure you i wasnt there long, she opened the door, and within 60 seconds the ladies husband asked me to leave, lol

[quickdodge®]

I'm bored as hell, I haven't slept since yesterday, and I feel like having some fun might put me in a better mood. So how should I do it?

Do what I did with the Jehovah's witness folks a couple of years ago.

They came through the neighborhood every weekend. Finally I gathered a bunch of supplies and was lying in wait. I set up candles in a pentagram star and even used chalk to outline them in my den. I saw them next door and lit the candles and put out some occult and Satanist books in view around the seating areas. Got my robe on and when they knocked on the door, I answered and invited them in. I'm sure the invite to come in was surprising enough for them. But when we got to my den, their expression said it all. One of them got their cell phone out of their pocket and "answered" it and then said, that their ride was there and they had to leave. For some reason, they never even came back to the neighborhood.

Later, QD.

[You_Wish]

haha, i assure you i wasnt there long, she opened the door, and within 60 seconds the ladies husband asked me to leave, lol


lmao.. damn did you get to see anything?



wait.... how old was she.

[Evil Goat]

lmao.. damn did you get to see anything?



wait.... how old was she.


lulz, no idea, all i saw was covers, lol

[You_Wish]

AKWARD!!!!! lmao

[Psycho]

Do what I did with the Jehovah's witness folks a couple of years ago.

They came through the neighborhood every weekend. Finally I gathered a bunch of supplies and was lying in wait. I set up candles in a pentagram star and even used chalk to outline them in my den. I saw them next door and lit the candles and put out some occult and Satanist books in view around the seating areas. Got my robe on and when they knocked on the door, I answered and invited them in. I'm sure the invite to come in was surprising enough for them. But when we got to my den, their expression said it all. One of them got their cell phone out of their pocket and "answered" it and then said, that their ride was there and they had to leave. For some reason, they never even came back to the neighborhood.

Later, QD.
Well that's weird, why didn't they wanna stick around?

[Evil Goat]

the thing i don't get about jehovas witness' is they believe that something like only 117,000 people will be admitted into heaven....but theyre continuously trying to recruit people....wouldn't you think you would be shutting people out to insure you are one of the 117,000?

[The Youngn]

The asians were people that just came from over the sea. My dad lived in an apartment with about 30 other people when he came over and they were all fishermen.

[Psycho]

The asians were people that just came from over the sea. My dad lived in an apartment with about 30 other people when he came over and they were all fishermen.
Every one has to start from some where, no matter who they are. My mother came here with nothing more than $100 in her pocket and a couple changes of cloths, and look at her now. It's really quite inspirational when one hears stories like ours.

[Dr.G35]

how about all 4 at the same time.lol.

[Evil Goat]

The asians were people that just came from over the sea. My dad lived in an apartment with about 30 other people when he came over and they were all fishermen.


no doubt! not judging, just saying, it was weird to see that many people in one home

[J-ROCK]

i say all 4 at once

[The Creeper]

That many people in a home is Hazardous, unsanitary, and Just plain wrong.

[The Youngn]

no doubt! not judging, just saying, it was weird to see that many people in one home
Completely man. I just couldn't imagine what it was like for my dad having 30 other people in a little apartment.

[d993s]

Live in apt with 30 people and you shall have a badass Porsche when you're 18

[Evil Goat]

probably more along the lines of work your ass off....

[roxie911]

Live in apt with 30 people and you shall have a badass Porsche when you're 18

I resent that!! lol

[_Christian_]

Have a friend hide somewhere in the house. Show install guy a door and tell him to open it. Have your friend run out with his hands tied wearing nothing but a gag and a man thong. Then yell "Shit, shit, shit!! You let him out, help me catch him"!

[.blank cd]

Cancel your subscription to satellite and get cable

[.blank cd]

or just get cable and have the cable guy show up right before the satellite guy does. then say "sorry, he got here first"

[tdurr]

or just get cable and have the cable guy show up right before the satellite guy does. then say "sorry, he got here first"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps.



Have a friend hide somewhere in the house. Show install guy a door and tell him to open it. Have your friend run out with his hands tied wearing nothing but a gag and a man thong. Then yell "Shit, shit, shit!! You let him out, help me catch him"!
rofl. i like these 2 better. :lmfao: