TheProfiteer
07-31-2009, 12:29 PM
Ok so there is a middle aged couple, Bob and Nina, lately Bob has been having some difficulties in the bedroom, so he goes to his doctor and gets a note for Viagra. He gets the pills comes home, opens up the package and is thinking to him self, "man how does this work, maybe I should do a little test or something". So goes out grabs Paulie, his huge talking parot and feeds him a pill of the V.
30 Min later the parot is flying all over the house trying to sexualy assault anything that even looks remotely alive. Bob begins to freak out, and decides the best course of action is to stick the parot in the freezer to cool him down.
Ok so he shoves Paulie in the freezer and goes out shopping. Convinced that the V works, Bob wants to get his wife a little present so that she feels special when he begins to lay the pipe.
About 3 hours later he comes home and decides to check on Paulie, he opens up the freezer expecting a nice calm back to normal parrot. Instead he is sitting there pissed to high hell his feathers extented and he is cussing up a storm. "Bob you mother fucking douche bag"
Bob Askes "paulie whats wrong"
Paulie replies "whats wrong??!?!, you mother fucker, have you ever tried to spread the legs of a frozen chicken!?!?!"
30 Min later the parot is flying all over the house trying to sexualy assault anything that even looks remotely alive. Bob begins to freak out, and decides the best course of action is to stick the parot in the freezer to cool him down.
Ok so he shoves Paulie in the freezer and goes out shopping. Convinced that the V works, Bob wants to get his wife a little present so that she feels special when he begins to lay the pipe.
About 3 hours later he comes home and decides to check on Paulie, he opens up the freezer expecting a nice calm back to normal parrot. Instead he is sitting there pissed to high hell his feathers extented and he is cussing up a storm. "Bob you mother fucking douche bag"
Bob Askes "paulie whats wrong"
Paulie replies "whats wrong??!?!, you mother fucker, have you ever tried to spread the legs of a frozen chicken!?!?!"