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Captain-Obvious™
07-29-2009, 12:51 PM
I get some pretty funny spam e-mails everyday at work. Here's a couple:

Subject: Even the most beautiful women would want to be by your side.


If you take a risk to increase the numbers of inches in your pants you will notice how dramatically your life will change for better. You will be more popular among women and simply feel yourself a better man.





Welcoming you





Subject:[spam] A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success.


Do you want to know the secret of picking up women? It’s as simple as having a big instrument hanging between your legs. So if you are ready for great popularity, enhance your size today.





Ring the bell now

TheProfiteer
07-29-2009, 01:00 PM
um ok man, yeah its spam alright.

you know you went and ordered those pills in hopes of increasing the size of of your nano-meter peter.

oneSLOWex
07-29-2009, 01:02 PM
EL OH EL

PURP
07-29-2009, 01:07 PM
op is a shrimp daddy... his..... told me...

Oz10
07-29-2009, 01:09 PM
haha

They sound like fortune cookies

Captain-Obvious™
07-29-2009, 01:10 PM
um ok man, yeah its spam alright.

you know you went and ordered those pills in hopes of increasing the size of of your nano-meter peter.

Yeah, I'm hoping to simply feel myself a better man.